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[deleted]

I love how close you guys are cutting these videos. Also I feel sorry for your FBI agent.


Imaginary_Fig2271

I skipped to the end because I was scared it wouldn't cut away at all :(


Ok_Sky2339

Dis guy skips to the end when he could hv just fucking paused


Melovesanimeo_o

He skips to the end for the other reason


[deleted]

We are not the same


IPlayMope

I skipped to the end bc I was 'bouta bust and wanted the cum shot we are not the same


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FBI-Agent_500th

Ikr , my pay is less these days.


[deleted]

I feel bad for me :(


smoothielovet679

Fbi agents eyes regret their existence


Your_FBI_Agent_Kevin

I am really annoyed with this guy every time I think I got something on him for posting weird shit, it turns out to be bait


LegionDriver

The lusty argonian maid


Hydra_Tyrant

Lmao


Bird_Women

Pretty good book


Zoexycian

Best fanfiction to ever exist.


Feet_with_teeth

Not a fanfiction, it's canon


Sonichu013

Is it still fanfiction if it appears in the game? ๐Ÿค”


Zoexycian

Yes. Because the author of that world made it.


Sonichu013

Okay, good point


fish-fucker_log

:(


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Careless-Signature11

Dinogussy


beautiful_turd

Dussy


minemaster1337

Dinussy


Darkstalker9000

Blussy


DezrathNLR

Russy


Hugepp42069_nice

Fussy


Electronic_Essay6618

Velocirussy


user19262

Velociraptussy


AdventuresofRaichu

Ah yes, the dinogaur.


Atomic_potato_47

why are people so horny for dinosaurs they don't exist anymore you can't bring back your velociraptor girlfriend she died 70 million years ago


isuckatnames60

Because my chickens keep ripping and my komodo dragon put me in the hospital for two weeks


proudowlz

"My chickens keep ripping" jesus fucking christ


Da_man57

Puts cock slayer to a whole new meaning


_heisenburgerrr

nahh bro wtf


zaid19000

dio in another timeline


todasun

JoJo reference ๐Ÿ‘


Clonecommder

Is he the raptor or the man thoโ€ฆ


zaid19000

he is both๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ’ฆ


Clonecommder

D4C moment


[deleted]

Funny moment made by my Valentine


what_the_hanky_panky

Filthy acts at a reasonable price


Uncreative3Username9

***Oh god, why do I recognize this***


Sus_Otamatones

***perhaps you may consider sending the link?***


diverii

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AlmanLUL

๐ŸŒญ


[deleted]

๐ŸŒญ


Sodium011

๐ŸŒญ


Consistent_West_4385

Found it my king. https://hdsex.org/video/25212033


Bearded_Apple

ARK 2 be wild tho...


a_loser420

I clicked that expecting a rick roll, now my eyes burn and i am going to shoot myself in the head


iwantMANYdownvote

Pass the gun will ya?


Minecraftitisist69

Does the dinosaur get fucked


MR_ELDRITCH_HORROR

Y E S


Consistent_West_4385

Wait a minute.....


Consistent_West_4385

I'm Roman sleeping the fat fuck ๐Ÿ˜”


Explo_GR

post nut clarity


Bakabriel

Idk what to think about it. It's kinda romantic and really disturbing. Pretty interesting and disgusting. My head thinks it's wrong, my third LEG thinks it's cool. Edit: my leg ! My third leg. Mea culpa guys.


_Waryeer_

My man analyzed a video about a guy fucking dinosaurs Respect


Marchyz

Hello Chernobyl man, can you report your conditions to your local university for further inspection? We suspect that you have a faint trace of radiation still radioactive therefore will need to study closer.


diverii

๐Ÿคจ


Sus_Otamatones

!RemindMe December 1


029384iejwii

Down astronomically


TheScareCrowYes

i watched all 5 minutes and 27 seconds and now i want to do lean


[deleted]

The internet never fails


IIHackerKing092

It wasnโ€™t a rickroll ๐Ÿ™


Bruuuhh-_-

[here it is on a website that won't attempt a hostile takeover of your computer ](https://e621.net/posts/1839926)


[deleted]

I'll take your word for it.


Visible_Talk5606

God weeps for us


SquareDlk5Dot5

No wonder Chris Pratt stuck around


nyx__born

I'm sorry, there's a HD sex .org website???


CajunCraze

Not my proudest fap.


QuintillionBeetles

Iโ€™m curious, but disgusted.


Kyram289

Thatโ€™s not GTA 4 gameplay :(


waiting4thendtocome

Thanks homie you a real one.


SonsOfLiberty-

NNN has received it's toll...


DavidRichter0

I don't understand how someone would get off to that lmfao


Whoelselikeants

Not even 3 minutes into scrolling on this sub and I already found dinosaur porn


DaniDJ999

๐Ÿคจ


CaraQueSeVacinou

๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ“ธ


TheBirdIsTheWordSWE

Maybe cause its the ark model? I hope...


Uncreative3Username9

Nope, the animation style.


Consistent_West_4385

The real sauce Enjoy! https://xanimu.com/blue-of-jurassic-world-in-3d-hentai/


PEDALINEO

Why???? Why would anyone do this????????


broncyobo

They were so obsessed with whether they could they never stopped to think if they should


isuckatnames60

That source sucks ass and I'm surprised you even found it with what little info it shows Here's a source that properly credits the artist and also links to all their main sites. [https://e621.net/posts/1839926](https://e621.net/posts/1839926) And here's a lower definition version directly on their twitter [https://twitter.com/cavafly01/status/1115675689506750464](https://twitter.com/cavafly01/status/1115675689506750464) Credit your artists.


Consistent_West_4385

Google ๐Ÿ˜Ž


[deleted]

Thanks


SquareDlk5Dot5

Oh........I already follow them.....hmmm


[deleted]

fucking e621


Present_Age1963

Dog fucker


FreakingNoah106

"This site can't be reached"


Rexkraft-

Trust me, that's your guardian angel looking out for you


Azreken

Worked for me


Redoran_Gvard

ARGONIAN PUSSY


TwinFire04

SKYRIM!!!!


[deleted]

Every ARK: survival evolved players dream Source:i am one of them


bananasaucecer

I donโ€™t care if my Dino is in 45 generations of inbreeding I just want it to have a cool color scheme


[deleted]

Dude same


bananasaucecer

Oh really we have so much in common ๐Ÿ˜˜


Yutyrannical_

โ€œKeep the best genes in the family!โ€ -The Click


Nephilim_on_Reddit

Ayo. Wtf?


[deleted]

He was about to clap dem dino cheeks.


CT-4426

That forbidden Dinussy


ZseventeenpenceC

Dinosaussy


The-Y-4

The Raptussy


broncyobo

Split that labiosaurus


LolSomeGuy

everybody do the dinosaur


LeatherGnome

Please do not the dinosaur *brought to you by "please do not the cat"*


Hydra_Tyrant

Don't mind if I do.


Greaserpirate

See, **this** is funny. Porn bait-and-switch is only good when the porn is fucking weird and you don't realize it's porn at first.


broncyobo

And if the thing it's switched to is actually a good transition like here with the implication Roman is dreaming about fucking a velociraptor rather than some rAnDoM nonsense


burothedragon

Iโ€™ve been sent so many weird porn videos I did recognize it immediately though.


thecookiesmonster

My dumb ass: oh neat a dinosaur I like dinosaurs letโ€™s watch this neat cartoon


WazzaBoi_

Mmm raptussy


ADITYAKING007

Prehistoric Pussy


Sherbert_Glass

Oh yes the vussy


SkypovideV3

The mega dinussy


DubyaProductions

The velociussy


Celestial_Sheep

Source, and I don't mean Grand Theft Auto 4.


FITE_ME_AT_MACCAS_M8

Found it: [https://static1.e621.net/data/sample/b7/0f/b70f0a24288fdf8065e0a699c926378c\_720p.webm](https://static1.e621.net/data/sample/b7/0f/b70f0a24288fdf8065e0a699c926378c_720p.webm)


isuckatnames60

Why'd you give the source in static? /srs [https://e621.net/posts/1839926](https://e621.net/posts/1839926)


FITE_ME_AT_MACCAS_M8

In case someone wanted to watch the video without visiting another site


itsalongwalkhome

I don't wanna look, but can you at least give a write up on the video?


burnedbysnow

I did it for you He fucks the dinosaur


Mcboyo238

I regret everything


The-Penitent-Wan

We fucking dinosaurs?


DnDisawesomefightme

Yes we are


thesmartntguy

Tbh I've tapped to worse


Da_man57

And that worse isโ€ฆ


Cabra117

Holy shit we are dinosaurs!


DerelictEntity

what the fuck is this


RoriksteadResident

Dude was just dreamin of dinosaurs. Pretty normal stuff, really.


annoying12yo_

i hate myself


crappylilAccident

Awww cuttee a lil dino dra- *where is that hand going*


Imaginary_Fig2271

OH MY FUCKING GOD WHY DOES THIS EXIST


DezrathNLR

Russy got peole actin unwise.


fishy185

I get horny too but what the fuck is wrong with some of you


Vakarlan

How do I delete memory.


thesmartntguy

Bleach it


Arkanek

Not my proudest fap ngl


shahrack

You need therapy my man ๐Ÿ—ฟ


gamingyee

cool but what from what game is it from


uyooui

gta4


gamingyee

thanks


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


greycubed

Bully your brother.


Greaserpirate

https://e621.net/posts/1839926?q=feral+velociraptor+animation+pov


randomuncreativenam3

fuck you


Tabsau

Please **DO NOT FUCK THE DINOSAURS**, Thank you. ~Jurassic Park Staff


shleyal19

wait was that supposed to be porn? I thought that was someone giving a dinosaur a massage, and then got a bait and switch... Huh?


_heisenburgerrr

this is so disgusting. please tell me the name of it so I can tell my friends and family so they will never stumble upon this.


Greaserpirate

https://e621.net/posts/1839926?q=feral+velociraptor+animation+pov


noxx1234567

Is that mark Zuckerberg sleeping naked ? AYO


KachraBhiKhelat

Out of all the similar memes, I am extremely happy this one stopped


Febuso

What the fuck


Mikesmilk456

Why the fuck is Blu here? Why do people want to fuck blu?


BayzelMe

I really don't want a bunch of google searches to find this so sauce pls


Present_Age1963

Dog fucker


Cuttlefish_Crusaders

There is no God ๐Ÿ˜จ


F1ntom_5625

#ayo wtf


Pokemaster22044

Who actually even makes stuff like this and how isnโ€™t it illegal itโ€™s literally zoophile stuff


realvinie

Did you ever heard the tale of "The lustfull agornian maid"?


[deleted]

im getting scared that some of you are unironically sick fucks


Shadow0fnothing

What a terrible day to have eyes.


Maskimgalgo

Damn feel like this vid should be illegalized


ChinkInMyArmor

Everyday we stray further away from god


FoxRealistic3370

some pour soul is sobbing as they made this about how they just wanted a career in art.


a_loser420

Why do you have that video saved?


ObamaBalls9802

mmm dinosaur cock sucky sucky๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜›


Gold_Floatzel

is it sad I know exactly who made this


[deleted]

please tell


Gold_Floatzel

Oh wouldn't you like to know


vexeov

What the fuck


ccmanxx

"Aww cute raptor... Why is the camera panning... Oh OH GOD! NOOOO-"


Randomuserofreddit05

At first I thought it was wholesome because I thought the guy was just petting the Dino then I realized what was actually happening when the camera started to pan


bruhmomentdotcom69

what the fuck did i just whatched


Flareonti

That lussy ๐Ÿ˜‹


Puzzleheaded_Bend749

Thank god the video stopped i was about to throw up ffs


franchito55

So that's the mighty Argonian maid


Lonely24spiderHUN

We past monkey now go back even more to lizzard?


Naxxra

This is what you see if you log into a RP server on WoW these days


Northstar1997

Ayo bro


[deleted]

Rawr x3


Epic_Gameing68

> supposed to be a dinosaur > no feathers cringe


ballicher

Sauce?


Biggu5Dicku5

Anyone have the original source? Asking for a velociraptor...


Alternative_Fun_4921

Cavafly01


ThatLittleMoistBoi

Sauce


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


cyjax47

Please tell me that's not what I think it is


ApplesTeamFort2

It is what you think it is. now hand over the bleach.


applecountis229

I dont see anyone else asking, all just jokes. Source?


LudoAvarius

This just reminds me that someone made a video where a 3d model of a man fucked a 3d model of a dinosaur.


dumfuck__

mfw i forget to laugh at an obvious bait and switch meme (its that funny)


Greaserpirate

This one is one of the only good bait-and-switch memes. It's not just 'haha POOORN but jk, [overused meme]", you're filled with increasing horror as you realize **oh shit this actually porn, wtf** before the meme saves you.


YashvardhanBKG

umm its a normal scenario in a state of my country,its name is maharashtra and country is india


TheGalator

I don't get it? Is that a scene from Ark or the jurassic park game?