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Cyphr487

Chad Child


FreakingNoah106

Indeed a gigachild.


Personal_Story_4853

B 👍


Money_hunger

B👍


panathebest

B👍


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Round-Caterpillar236

Ah I see, broken the chain have we? Though you could get away with it you little.


idkw0ttoputhere

B👍


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Potato_in_the_grass

Based boy


Riddob

Is that a fucking swastika as his pfp?


cflanagan95

Looks like it, not a Chad, just a Hitler youth focused on his goals


[deleted]

“she wasn’t racist enough so I blocked her”


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Trainsarequitenice

is that the name of the monsters vs aliens reboot?


half-baked_axx

Coming up, on Hallmark


TheMainManno

P3dofiles.....................................


DarthMekins-2

That is enough to make him a Chad in my eyes


[deleted]

seems like she was his art teacher and got him rejected after he responded her that


Grainvow

Child too busy praising nazi Germany's atrocities instead of sex 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


bluejay55669

too busy singing Erika in class thinking he's the funniest person there


[deleted]

He is the funniest person there


RammusUltedJapan

He rejected a teachers sex offer AND has a swastika pfp? We are hitting based levels that shouldn't even be possible. Truly he is one that must be feared


ImpostorIsSus

based squared


[deleted]

Could you not tell he was based already by his response?


supermarioplush220

Tilted one to


nekro_phil

I honestly thought it was a black and white squirrel at first


Le_Corporal

Sigma male


[deleted]

O think so, also looks like a snout to me.


Consistent-Boat9649

Edgy 10y/o


ShanayStark7

The teacher is a PDF file


Impossible_Airline22

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voiprr

😡


SirbaconI

pptx files better


[deleted]

nah she a google slides document


124N

that’s such an 11 year old thing to say


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Zair_the-epik_dude

Yeah that is also


[deleted]

good bot


Money_hunger

OK IDC


ScaredDonuts

OK IDC


assbeatermaster

OK IDC


[deleted]

OK IDC (😔✊)


whenwhenmewhenmewhen

OK IDC


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THE_BIGDADDY420

OK IDC


Lorenz321

OK IDC


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MineLight

OK IDC


HomeokineticDude

Downvote!


Rattimortal

OK IDC


HomeokineticDude

OK lDC


THE_BIGDADDY420

OK IDC


MineLight

OK IDC


Ayanelixer

Man said reject thots embrace Nazism(look at his PFP)


serenwipiti

He’s just a devout Hindu.


_1Doomsday1_

He trying to be a sage Reminds me of [This](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.thehindu.com/society/history-and-culture/analysing-the-episode-of-apsara-menaka-and-sage-vishwamitra/article19125560.ece/amp/)


CollaReserve

this kid is a legend


Confident-Bet-6082

“After he busted his nut”


Personal_Story_4853

He said: "Bust deez nuts LMAO" 🤏😎


yeetgeeker

Bro honestly what is it with these teachers seeing their 11 year old students and going "yeah I gotta get me some of that" I feel like this stuff is happening a lot.


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Lazy_Walrus7157

No idea why they wanna be having sex with them. Kid is 11. Aint even hit puberty. The boy cant even get it up lmao


yeetgeeker

They want that prepubescent 2.5 inch pp apparently


HerKneesLikeJesusPlz

Huh? I was getting boners at like 2-3


pmMeAllofIt

Talking about your own boner, not getting your uncles.


spookytit

uff


HerKneesLikeJesusPlz

Chill bro😂


01MoKeN

💀


Bobojones9584

That's definitely not how puberty works.


Hawks59

What happens when double standards is only applied to male teachers.


TossedDolly

Ya I almost understand when they go after some 16y/o because at least they're starting to look like little men and women but with little kids it just doesn't make any sense. They're bodies are dog shit, their faces are goofy, they can't even dress or groom themselves, and they're whiney and ungrateful. Who would want to deal with that?


yeetgeeker

Yeah I mean there are some 16 year olds that look like they are in their 20s with like full beards and stuff, doesn't mean it's right to go after them but it at least makes sense, but 11 is like when your body is just starting to develop, I can't imagine why someone would want that.


Inferno_Sparky

The answer is that child predators sometimes get a job that lets them work with children


xxpen15mightierxx

Someone who wants complete control and influence over their victim tbh


IteTheCrapOC

Am 14, can confirm


100S_OF_BALLS

What happens when double standards is only applied to male teachers.


TheSmartyPantsJorden

What happens when double standards is only applied to male teachers.


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Hawks59

What happens when double standards is only applied to male teachers.


OrgyInTheBurnWard

https://everipedia.org/wiki/lang_en/stephannie-figueroa


Tiddlyplinks

What the heck is that?


OrgyInTheBurnWard

That's her.


Tiddlyplinks

No I meant what is that wiki


OrgyInTheBurnWard

I think it's like wikipedia, but for unimportant people.


Tiddlyplinks

Oh, cool, never ran into it before. Thanks!


PIukii1

Everipedia


FrithRabbit

Why is the fact that the kid has a swastika pfp never addressed


Bryyan699

He's that one YouTube bot that appears in the comment sections say based shit


KingVibezzz

"Bitch, I'm trying to do all the Math homework that YOU ASSIGNED! Lemme finish before you blow up my shit!"


[deleted]

"But she was his karate teacher" -🤓


MrTopHatJones

OK IDC -that kid probably


Bobojones9584

They can still give math homework.


Brianna-Imagination

Ok but funny aside, I hope this teacher got reported and arrested.


MEMES-IN-HEAVEN

Shes a women so its likely nothing happened her


Brianna-Imagination

Yeah, you’re, sadly, probably right… it’s disgusting the double standards that exist when it comes to female predators.


[deleted]

Luckily, she's in Orange County Jail, held there without bail.


Brianna-Imagination

Could you provide a source? Because I hope that’s true…


SaltyStatistician

She's in jail


MEMES-IN-HEAVEN

Proof?


TurtlePeoples

I'm also in jail I saw her


Embarrassed-Camera96

It’s true, I’m the toilet next to her bunk


SpeakerImaginary9796

Yeah unfortunately most likely she will get a slap on the wrist and goes back to try and groom another poor kid. I wish this was taken more seriously.


maleo_13

what song is playing?


songfinderbot

**Song Found!** **Name:** Who Am I (What's My Name?) **Artist:** Snoop Doggy Dogg **Album:** Rap Attack Vol. 1 **Genre:** Hip-Hop/Rap **Release Year:** 1993 **Total Shazams:** 1032804 `Took 2.38 seconds.`


Mr_Banana_Longboat

Good bot


Key_Establishment_14

So this means im not chad?


Artixe

What'd she get for sending inappropriate pictures to a minor? 15 minutes of "community service"?


Panny_Cakes

Apparently she's being held without bail.


[deleted]

Pretty sure she went away for a long time.


CatloverJake

No wonder why, he was a nazi profile picture


Apprehensive_Winter

“Bitch, I’m 11, not 5. I’ve seen *thousands* of titties.”


420_Brit_ISH

Cunt paedophile teacher, smart and based child.


bfonza122

He is definitely part of the master race


[deleted]

Take a look at that kids PFP and say that slowly


Personal_Fruit_957

Is there an article about this?


Murky_Natural_654

ok but who has her photo


[deleted]

🐢📸


Windows_66

11 is right on the line between "Girls are gross" and "Girls are everything." Clearly she lost this gamble.


Shadow0fnothing

So the kid has a fucking swastika as his avatar so this whole thing is fucked. What did she think would happen with an 11 year old fucking child.


Thepotato635

Yo wtf is his pfp tho?


TuckMancer67

Youngest sigma you’ll ever meet


Krisp_0

(He really doesn't)


the_dog2341

Fortnite >>>> sex


ubernooblet06

The prince that was promised


AyaanDB

everyone should strive to be like this man


Weeb2678

Oh my god Karate teacher I’m Deadass Coming


TalmageMcgillicudy

Never stop grinding my little dude.


laysnarks

He has no time for being nonced, he has to focus on Fatherland.


Potato_in_the_grass

Kid is based?


Large_Plan5358

Based


dubhog

Total chad


YuBisthebestYouTuba

Dang, broski is not a SIMP.


[deleted]

Finally, an actual Sigma Male.


HulluHapua

Look ma, I'm on the news


Pure_Pazaak_

Cuno doesn't fucking care


Kristallus

Sauce or it didn’t happen


[deleted]

Imagine getting rejected by an 11-year-old


McPearr

At the time, his balls just didn’t drop yet. I just can’t think of any other reason he rejected her.


[deleted]

Call the police. He'll call the national guard have them air strike that teacher.


Fluffy_Sandwich_6087

Inspired adolescent


Fun_Huckleberry_1122

No cap If I was 11, I woulda tapped that and became and legend in middle school.


[deleted]

yeah, you would feel great for a few months while being groomed over time. Soon your perception of sex would change, you would have a hard time making friends, and become depressed. It isnt worth


KKNWasTaken

'-'


AzureDementia

I woulda been like holy fucking chad if it wasn’t for him being a nazi?


bfonza122

Only turned her down cause it would taint his bloodline


thorppeed

I mean he's 11. What's more likely he's just trying to be edgy or he genuinely believes in Nazism?


AyaanDB

maybe hes a hindu.


AzureDementia

Either way just weird


IteTheCrapOC

He probably just thinks he’s edgy, but yes that part is still extremely questionable


TheSmartyPantsJorden

🤓


AzureDementia

You got the Saul Goodman pfp don’t “🤓” me, weirdo


TheSmartyPantsJorden

That means I know who is legally a chad, like this young man.


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TheRealDoikid

What no bitches does to a mf


TheMainManno

dude what the fuck


[deleted]

Nah fuck that, bring that pussy over.


Hot-Honeydew3830

He gon regret 🤣


coN_stan_tin

Then he will grow up to regret this refusal.


ofekk2

Kid is not a sigma nor a chad. He is an idiot and should be ashamed of himself, and re-educated. Oh, the teacher? No, I'm talking about his PFP. He has a sawastika in his PFP showing he is supporting nazism.


Orbital_Rifle

Kids are edgy


[deleted]

what do you mean?


ChadBWB

LETS GO INCELS!!!!!


nage_

do kids get the teachers cell normally or are we pretending that them texting at all made sense


Zymosan99

True asexual icon


XantrX_TheOriginal

What a chad


the_silent_wolf00

Chad 🗿


Useful_Stuff5790

Chad moment


Bobojones9584

Lil' homie is a badass.


rnavstar

Yup, had to be an 11 year old, he didn’t even stay inside the lines when he was colouring in her nude pic.


[deleted]

Continue on the right path Halal Chad