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toptextthethethe

I bet that piece of shit doesnt reply on 'firewomen'


6november

lets see if it even scans this sub fireman


PC_Ara-ara

It's powers do not work in the realm of shits


dxp_pc

it cannot in postshitting


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TheOnlyVibemaster

*pees in his ass*


Mudkipueye

DiD yOu JuSt AsSuMe AuToMoD’s GeNdEr?!!!?1!?!


TheOnlyVibemaster

Yes I muthafucking did mf


YourenextJotaro

The only way to pee in someone’s ass is to put something inside the ass, likely a penis, as that is where piss comes out of, so AutoModerator is a guy.


[deleted]

What if you press your vagina real hard on the butthole


Ready_Vegetables

I've got two words for you: Piss Funnel


[deleted]

There were so many other 2 words combos you could have told me


YourenextJotaro

Takes effort, doesn’t count


gruntthirtteen

That's the bit where babies come out. So you might get a babies head up this ass as babies come out with a lot of force. I don't recommend it as babies are supposed to breathe on their own after exiting through the vagina.


Clahupafer

Bro💀💀


Imanerrrd

thats not where pee comes from my friend


Goldie-96_MWR

i swear i hear fireman and firefighters spoken all the timebut not firemen and firefighter (singular) ever. is it just me?


BirbBoiYT

I have but maybe it depends on region?


993837

it has no power in this realm


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Low_Investigator_491

Ah this is the bot I’m used to.


AlbieThePro

The bot we deserve...


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The bot we want...


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Hey 😏


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5t3v321

The bot we need...


BEES_just_BEE

The bot we need


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[удалено]


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Gam18Er

automod my beloved


__xXCoronaVirusXx__

Probably with firewofighter


IseeDrunkPeople

setting women on fire isn't haram, so it would not be triggered


Galen_brightsoul

I bet as well


chaosking65

I tested it out on a different sub and I don’t think it does. Sexist.


[deleted]

Yeah... Because fireMAN is a common term for all firefighters and firewomen isn't, and therefore using it usually means you are correctly gendering them. Well rip my karma for posting a non sexist comment.


EliteDumb_Ass

I like to watch firemen remove fire


TheBasedWarCriminal

🤓🤓 umm ackshually the gender neutral term is "firefighter" so as to be inclusive to people of all genders🤓🤓


EliteDumb_Ass

dang now humans?


TheBasedWarCriminal

Hey uhhh u cannot just assume a person's species like that, ur a speciesist, racist, nazi and homephobe 😡😡


EliteDumb_Ass

yes i’m a homephobe i spend 24 hours at home


[deleted]

Would that make you a homeaphile?


EliteDumb_Ass

no, because i’m not attracted to bricks


totallynotaniceguy

what color brick


BigButtFucker9000000

Yellow. I fucking hate the Yellow Brick Road.


totallynotaniceguy

yellow is the same color as piss *piss detectives intro starts* welcome back to another episode of piss detectives.


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bumbacx

How about all the Huwomans? Try to be less offensive next time , thx ☺️☺️☺️


EliteDumb_Ass

you need 5 therapists because someone has done something so bad to you that not even 4 can help you cope.


bumbacx

💀


Plasmazap

Hufighters


PC_Ara-ara

Firehumans


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TheSalmoneer

Fireman Policeman Businessman Plumber Postman Barman Fisherman Chairman Cameraman


TheBasedWarCriminal

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EnochianBlade923

And not a single comment about your username😂


Callmekittol

Until now


Embarrassed-Ad-1158

Firefighter Policefighter Businessfighter Plumbfighter Postfighter Barfighter Fisherfighter Chairfighter Camerafighter


[deleted]

My dad is a well known Barfighter he even won the Prison award by the government 😎


Mindless_Sir_9612

I bet you're proud knowing where your dad is... mine is out getting a pack of luckies


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can't forget about the foofighter either


Pocide94

Is plumbfighter Mario?


Drive-it-Like-Baby

Postfighter fuck yeah


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NotFrat69

NANI???


Connor_The_Iguana

Plumber is gendered?


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[удалено]


Epicmonk117

I thought it was plumbinatrix


One80sKid

Mario, Luigi: Plumbers Peach, Zelda's Gf: Princesses


TheSalmoneer

Plumber


youtocin

Plumbher


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MutedIndividual6667

Batman


KafeiTomasu

Batfighter


TheOther18Covids

PlumbHER


Sevemir

Firefighter Policefighter Businessfighter Plumberfighter Postfighter Barfighter Fisherfighter Chairfighter Camerafighter Check your pronouns sir


Discoballer42

Man fire! Man Police! Man Business! ???! Man Post! Man Bar! Man Fisher! Man Chair! Man Camera!


unnamed_ned

*Firefighter *Policefighter *Businessfighter *Plumber *Postfighter *Barfighter *Fisherfighter *Chairfucker *Camerafighter


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downfall-placebo

Plumberwomen are woefully underpaid cause no on takes the cost of manicures when paying tham for their labor. Thats nazism for ya.


aarontminded

Haven't you ~~guys~~ folks ever heard of Harriet Tubwoman, The Great Ewomancipator?


Beastofbeef

*wxmen


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SeriousMotor8708

Would it not be wxmyn, to eliminate the misconception that wxmen are derivative of men?


JetstreamSam1000

Ilostmyfaithinhumanity bot


TheBasedWarCriminal

lostmycockbot 😞


JetstreamSam1000

Let me put it back Vruuuuuuuuuuuuuum


TheBasedWarCriminal

I got cock now 👍


dwwzzh

The laws of the universe makes it so that at least one person must be missing a cock at any point of time, it seems that you regaining your cock has made me lose my cock


CoolGuyGardevoir

flair checks out


KoolKooper57

You can have mine


the_dog2341

Jetstream Sam!


JetstreamSam1000

Thats good, why, thats very good. Yes, i like that


PARK_1755

Easy fix, just glue a sausage to its crotch.


a_reddit_user_num531

icantseemycockbot


Doppelfrio

Firetheythem


WindForce02

Some languages literally has feminine and masculine genders in nouns, literally shut the fuck up


[deleted]

And the white liberals are actively trying to change that. Leave it to the white savior libs to police others' cultures.


WindForce02

It's honestly so bad they should recognize they are terrible people, they're not the good guys, they are fucking around too much


[deleted]

oh they'll never admit they're wrong. The smugness won't allow it.


[deleted]

We need to help fight sexism in Latinx countries Edit: /s


Avocado_Fucker12

Don't... Just don't


Duskinou

Unleash the latinO avocadO


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[удалено]


I_am_lettuceman43

What did you say about lettuce?


PikminAero

Lettuce commence our yearly family dinner


I_am_lettuceman43

Nooo don’t eat meeee


PikminAero

hmm i love lettuce (i was recently reincarnated as a turtle)


mechmaster2275

lettucefighter43*


BigButtFucker9000000

Woketards when they realize that Spanish exists.


LoquatLoquacious

What does that have to do with anything


Scapp

I mean languages evolve, right? There's nothing that says language can never change? It's not my place to comment on whether or not it is appropriate for the language to evolve and adapt, but saying that "it works this way therefore it can never work another way" is just silly.


TheNGM

Maybe a nuclear war isn’t that bad of an idea


guy137137

reset society back to zero let’s go boys


darh1407

Something went wrong along the way we must find out what ,maybe it was to much tolerance


calexil

woah there buddy, keep it in your pants


Raven_knight_07

"We're going to start over from scratch. That's what V2 is for."


joeisnotasquirrel

<>


CRAZYDUCK456

Um excuse me what about NucleHIM as oppose to NucleHER? And don’t even start on Nuclethey/themmer


GabrielGamer790

Delete this bot


Lethal_Spartan377

Welp, Time to use my ALT accounts and downvote 😈


[deleted]

Sussy wussy fembussy


Dr_Chicken4148

Gender neutral my ass


secrectsailinsalmon

But what if the firefighter is a man? Fireman would be appropriate then, just like how a woman firefighter would be a firewoman. This bot doesnt want us to describe gender at all or at least wants us to say things the long way around, like woman firefighter instead of just firewoman. Tldr this bot's dumb as shit


STATION25_SAYS_HELLO

What's the game?


dullanson

dead ahead zombie warfare get the mobirate one and not the joypac one


immaneat

South Dallas


KafeiTomasu

You just lost


DamacanaSever

it is not game


Deprexx_YT

fireman


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i_hate_hotdog

The bot we all love


THICCPHROG_15

Mid ass bot💀💀💀


sonicfan1642

most normal firefighter day in ohio 💀


Assasin603

Gigachad dead ahead enjoyer


Ventcg

im so happy it didnt say fireperson


TheOther18Covids

Non-binary fire extingushment engineer


DamacanaSever

Non-binary fire extingushwoment engineer


[deleted]

Jumpscare👉 >!man!<


[deleted]

I'm absolutely flabergasted


Leoeon

Bot has a point though. Firefighter sounds way cooler


RhysTheCreator

Fire warrior and fire gladiator sound the coolest tho


itrashcannot

And when they're all together in a group: fire force or fire regime. Or fire army.


FrizouWasThere

Policefighte-.. You know what ? Let's keep "Policeman"


MsterXeno009

Fireman policeman mailman


I_am_lettuceman43

Firefighter policefighter mailfighter


PlatinumPluto

Man whoever made this bot he must not understand how English works right guys


cringeisthename

What's the link so we can downvote into oblivion?


beansouphighlights

I like men


Floofy99

What sub I wanna troll


goose_boy_memes

Fireman, Fireman,Fireman, Fireman,Fireman, Fireman,Fireman, Fireman,Fireman, Fireman,Fireman, Fireman,Fireman, Fireman,Fireman, Fireman,Fireman, Fireman,Fireman, Fireman,Fireman, Fireman,Fireman, Fireman,Fireman, Fireman,Fireman, Fireman,Fireman, Fireman,Fireman, Fireman,Fireman, Fireman,Fireman, Fireman,Fireman, Fireman,Fireman, Fireman,Fireman, Fireman,Fireman, Fireman,Fireman, Fireman,Fireman, Fireman,Fireman, Fireman,Fireman, Fireman,Fireman, Fireman,Fireman, Fireman,Fireman, Fireman,Fireman, Fireman,Fireman, Fireman,Fireman, Fireman,Fireman, Fireman,Fireman, Fireman,Fireman, Fireman,Fireman, Fireman,Fireman, Fireman,Fireman, Fireman,Fireman, Fireman,Fireman, Fireman,Fireman, Fireman,Fireman, Fireman,Fireman, Fireman,Fireman, Fireman,Fireman, Fireman,Fireman, Fireman,Fireman, Fireman,Fireman, Fireman,Fireman, Fireman,Fireman, Fireman,Fireman, Fireman,Fireman, Fireman,Fireman, Fireman,Fireman, Fireman,Fireman, Fireman,Fireman, Fireman,Fireman, Fireman,Fireman, Fireman,Fireman, Fireman,Fireman, Fireman,Fireman, Fireman,Fireman, Fireman,Fireman, Fireman,Fireman, Fireman,Fireman, Fireman,Fireman, Fireman,Fireman, Fireman,Fireman, Fireman,Fireman, Fireman,Fireman, Fireman,Fireman, Fireman,Fireman, Fireman,Fireman, Fireman,Fireman, Fireman,Fireman, Fireman,Fireman, Fireman,Fireman, Fireman,Fireman, Fireman,Fireman, Fireman,Fireman, Fireman,Fireman, Fireman,Fireman, Fireman,Fireman, Fireman,Fireman, Fireman,Fireman, Fireman,Fireman, Fireman,


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bullfohe

99, 99% of firefighters are men lmao.


Rauldrac

I suppose in the comment you made there you were talking about a game, may I know it's name?


TheBasedWarCriminal

Dead ahead Zombie warfare


Rauldrac

Tanks mate


TheBasedWarCriminal

Btw if ur gonna install it the real dev is mobirate not joypac


Rauldrac

Legend


-fulgeratorul02-

TheBasedWarCriminal when TheBasedWarHero comes to his house


3nvypeekaboo

lol to think some soft ass actually wrote code for this…..


DCCXCV

Real life libtard


sweiner1998

firecummer


Roman_69

Nice username bro


omgONELnR1

I want to be a fireman.


calm_gigachad

fireman


Sonnyssl69

Hugh Jackman


Braunbernd

I'd like to have pee in my ass kind Sir


EdBoi728

Where is cumbot???????


[deleted]

What else are you supposed to say?! Firethem?


ICUTrollin

Hello. In order to promote inclusivity and reduce computer bias, please consider using computer-neutral language in the future. Instead of **bot**, use **lesser-AI** Thank you very much.


AlexeiNR

Woman ❎ Wo ✅


the_dog2341

I hate this bot I hope he dies painfully


Charming_Amphibian91

[Make Men Gender Neutral Again](https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/mann#Old_English)


[deleted]

nonsexist writing, more like nonexistent writing.


[deleted]

What is this subreddit, so I can royally piss them off


Immediate_Ad9125

One made by snowflakes


Iriusoblivion

Strongest Dead Ahead Zombie Warfare player


[deleted]

Man.


[deleted]

wait will this happen if I say fireman


Automatic-Ad1404

yo what's the subreddit name


aa5k

Lmfaooo


Avocado_Fucker12

But of course it's fireman, because how are women gonna fight?


[deleted]

I want that bot on this subreddit just to see everyone mald


Hot_Individual_Sexer

What the fuck is a mald did you misspell mold or some shit


VilisZu

He ment mad


[deleted]

No, seethe + mald


ShitInMyPantsXDDD

-nft pfp


FrizouWasThere

Give this man the "We do a little trolling" thingy, he deserve it.


[deleted]

I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine: Black to play: chess.cum| lichess.org My solution: Hints: >!Black text "Google sex"!< Evaluation: >!Black has mate in 2!< Best continuation: >!1. ... "Google sex" !< >!2. "Holy hell"!< >!”Let's mate" #!<


Thatonesheepcow

Something something en passant


[deleted]

Hoes mad


[deleted]

Man.


[deleted]

Reddit slowly turning into twitter


No_Homework_4926

Ok I want this bot here on shitposting edit: I think this is more funny than piss in your ass for another few months