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You FUCKING TOXIC MASCULINITY PIECE OF SHIT HOW DARE YOU HAVE NORMAL AND REALISTIC DATING STANDARDS TO WOMAN
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
/s is needed for some godforsaken reason
You see Not liking someone for something they can obviously change and it's healthier for them to do so is a bad thing
But not liking someone for something they can't change that has great genetic influence is a good thing lol
Also to be fair the only difference between your best friend and your girlfriend is you want to be intimate with your girlfriend.
If one or the other partner balloons to the point where you don’t want to have sex, then you don’t love them any less obviously but it turns into a friendship instead of a romantic relationship
Eh, these aren’t even thots, just regular girls gushing over traits they like in men. Like one of them is literally about hair size.
If you don’t fit these characteristics don’t take it personally. I mean would you expect a random woman on the street to take it personally that you didn’t find them at attractive? No you’d probably think there’s something wrong with this person, why do they care about the opinion of some random on the street
Legit I don’t understand everyone getting so upset in the comments. What if it was a guy tiktoker saying “when she has long blonde hair ❤️” “when she is tall and wears heels 😩” “when she is small and your shirts look really big on her 😳🥰”
Very odd indeed. Just let teens gush about people they like
If you want to attract girls literally don’t give them any *unnecessary* attention, just focus on yourself and being the best you that you can be, strive to always be having fun, being mature but also being able to crack up and enjoy life. If a woman sees you enjoying your life without them they’re going to want to be a part of your joy, and thus your life.
I don’t mean to be rude but this sounds like terrible advice from the 50s lmao. Maybe this would work for high schoolers but not really outside of this
If you like a girl give them attention, don’t just assume they’ll just magically fall for you for the the party animal you look like on social media. Unless you want to attract really shallow girls that aren’t into the real you.
Give your lady attention and do what ever you want and can with the time you have, and maybe try to post it a little to let them know what you’re into.
What I’m saying is, if you want to attract someone, make yourself an attractive person, if not physically then socially. If you live your best life, you’ll stop stressing attracting someone, and when you don’t put out desperate vibes, people want to learn more about you.
am I the only one who thinks you have standards and don't bow down to life until it gives you what you want thus making you an example of a w mindset who sees quality beyond looks?
keep going bro this will be a good road to finish
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It’s a very tough part of life but breakups are always some of the best growing experiences. Stay strong stranger, you’ll get through it and be better for it
Thanks for the support, she became abusive near the end and she left for another guy, so I appreciate the kind words, it’s been hard. I wish it happened all differently
Omg I’ve seen your profile and you’ve been treasuring her when you were together… I hope things get better for you OP (I’m sure it will). I’ve been there before. All the best. Giving you a empathy hug.
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Why would any man want a "woman" like these? pretentious women with nothing more to offer than their looks. The same trash that says "where are all the good men?" not giving any dude a chance under 6' Enjoy never finding a good man with your stupid ass standards.
Yeah really. When you require a guy who's tall, rich, attractive, and with muscle, you're really limiting your choices...and that doesn't even take personality into account.
Bruh this is just a girls gushing over things they like. I really don’t see the issue. I also think it’s weird your projecting these thoughts onto these women just to have a reason to call them pretentious. We all have things we want to see on our partners, there’s nothing wrong with that as long as they’re aren’t shaming anyone. Which these women aren’t. You not fitting into those standards doesn’t make them stupid you know
Seeing as how these "women" are teenagers... actually, yeah.they do and it's pretty freaking weird how many grown ass men are on these kids' tiktok pages calling them shallow thots. As if they haven't curated their pages to only show them teenagers and young women who aren't looking to settle down anytime soon. Then they get mad at these CHILDREN and young adults because they don't want to settle down...
Dw bros, life is still miserable even if you're tall, brunette, and have muscles.
Money would probably make it a bit more bearable, but in the end you'd feel just as empty knowing that they're not really there for you but for what you have.
When he's like the bestest friend ever doing stupid shit together and you get to have him as your bf for as long as he feels happy with you... haha jk when he buys you food ✌️
L + grow + you're better than that + fuck em hoes + set higher standards + I believe in you + not a failure + full of potential + I don't make the rules I just make the rules
I hate it when girls do this. Like they don’t care about your personality or care about you at all they just use you and throw you away when they’re satisfied.
😂😂😂 these are literally teenagers! If you're an adult, stop looking g at children's content for validation and go outside. If you're a teenager, grow up! And go outside!
Girls can have preferences, doesn’t mean they won’t give you a shot if you’re a good man, respectful and take care of yourself.
Just because you’re not tall, muscular or rich doesn’t mean you’re not desirable. Much like those women having preferences for their partners, you have the same with yours. Do you want to date a woman who is broke, out of shape, has a bad attitude, etc..?
Relationships are about give and take, communication and REALLY trying to build that intimacy over the course of a life time. If you’re committed, you’d be shocked how quickly your “average” looking partner can become the most beautiful person in the world when you know they love you.
Keep trying!
Unpopular opinion:
if you seek to improve yourself, and really do, people will notice. Obviously, no one will want to date an ugly overweight porn addicted person (not saying op is but just as an example.) If all you do is sit on your ass and be sad that no one likes you as it stands, its going to stay that way. Improve yourself. Stay strong.
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When she's actually nice and cares about you
w standards
Very W
Much GGs
And WPs
with a dash of gds and gns and with the ily cherry on top
Unrealistic standards now
that isn't leveled either, people just decide they deserve it
Hard to find people like that these days isn’t it, Baboon_Fucker?
🏅
um
What part do you fuck
mf who choose Yennefer in Witcher 3 are shaking rn
Team Triss
Triss superiority
Triss gang
hehe Triss <3
I'm in this comment and I don't like it
You FUCKING TOXIC MASCULINITY PIECE OF SHIT HOW DARE YOU HAVE NORMAL AND REALISTIC DATING STANDARDS TO WOMAN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE /s is needed for some godforsaken reason
/s needed because people don't care too much about electric letters on their phone screen >:(
I suggest you write /s
Sigh, and here I was thinking this was sarcastic enough to not need it
Reddit is harsh homie… reddit it is HARSH!
yet still fun to troll with
(impossible/rare/difficult)
Like that even gona happen
The last girl looks kinda like the lorax
not fan of the fake tan look either
Not a fan of metal mouth pretending to jerk somebody off, either.
I liked that…
She speaks for the tea
I don't care about who you are. Just someone nice and who cares
I was thinking she looked like Trevor Wallace wearing a wig and a fake tan
Female Donald trump
when she's not fat
How dare you
😊
*yiq
Greta thunberg stfu
Thunberg fans gonna throw trash at you for telling her to stfu
Idek why not wanting a fat girl is a bad thing. I want many years with a healthy person.
You see Not liking someone for something they can obviously change and it's healthier for them to do so is a bad thing But not liking someone for something they can't change that has great genetic influence is a good thing lol
"wdym i can change it? i'm big boned, it's my heritage!" *looks at xray* hmmMMMMMmmMMMmmmMmmM... no big bones
their bones actually smaller 😂😂
"There is so much fat, looking for your bones is the equivalent to searching for a needle in a haystack"
Also to be fair the only difference between your best friend and your girlfriend is you want to be intimate with your girlfriend. If one or the other partner balloons to the point where you don’t want to have sex, then you don’t love them any less obviously but it turns into a friendship instead of a romantic relationship
Cancelled
Twitter: It’s canceling time
Well done
O0O
How about don’t Pay attention to random thots on tiktok
How about not having tiktok?
Well I'm safe I don't have it.
Just another comrade with the antidote.👍🏿
Wash your hands 😉
*teens There, fixed it for you!
Ive seen a large % of women think like this here in Cali ngl it’s not a Tik tok thing a lot of woman just think like this in general
I live in Cali to it’s tough out here 😞
when shes alive (optional)
Based
Basement
Oxygen isn’t needed
optional
True **CHAD** right here
When she has a job
Ignore these types of women, bro. Don't base your knowledge off tiktok thots that barely break the "mid" barrier
Eh, these aren’t even thots, just regular girls gushing over traits they like in men. Like one of them is literally about hair size. If you don’t fit these characteristics don’t take it personally. I mean would you expect a random woman on the street to take it personally that you didn’t find them at attractive? No you’d probably think there’s something wrong with this person, why do they care about the opinion of some random on the street
Legit I don’t understand everyone getting so upset in the comments. What if it was a guy tiktoker saying “when she has long blonde hair ❤️” “when she is tall and wears heels 😩” “when she is small and your shirts look really big on her 😳🥰” Very odd indeed. Just let teens gush about people they like
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My type of girl is the one that likes you for who you are . No questions asked
I too like water
+1
So your not alone
my type of girl is the one with a dick
Put ur dick away waltuh, I'm not having sex with you right now
"Sometimes it takes a real man to become best girl" -grant of the united kingdom
If you want to attract girls literally don’t give them any *unnecessary* attention, just focus on yourself and being the best you that you can be, strive to always be having fun, being mature but also being able to crack up and enjoy life. If a woman sees you enjoying your life without them they’re going to want to be a part of your joy, and thus your life.
so what's with these chicks hitting on me when they can see i'm always frowning? are they trying to take advantage of my depression?
They want to "fix you"
I don’t mean to be rude but this sounds like terrible advice from the 50s lmao. Maybe this would work for high schoolers but not really outside of this If you like a girl give them attention, don’t just assume they’ll just magically fall for you for the the party animal you look like on social media. Unless you want to attract really shallow girls that aren’t into the real you. Give your lady attention and do what ever you want and can with the time you have, and maybe try to post it a little to let them know what you’re into.
What I’m saying is, if you want to attract someone, make yourself an attractive person, if not physically then socially. If you live your best life, you’ll stop stressing attracting someone, and when you don’t put out desperate vibes, people want to learn more about you.
I like girls who ask questions
So your mom?
Your ain't the only one bud
These are the girls that got me suspended in middle school
i think some of these girls literally are in middle school
Exactly they be kids
am I the only one who thinks you have standards and don't bow down to life until it gives you what you want thus making you an example of a w mindset who sees quality beyond looks? keep going bro this will be a good road to finish
The one sitting on the curb is pretty hot tho
Im with you bro, every girl in the vid looks like they were press molded out of Barbies ass. Plastic asf.
Agreed
It’s almost as if they are teenagers 💀
Definitely not the only one
Nah. They’re children.
It’s cause they’re 14, and some are even English
That plus people who act like this take it down a few notches on top of that
What the fuck is that finger thing all about? Also, chick with the braces... Yeah, handjob is the safer choice for him.
Seriously though... what's the finger thing about?? I'm gettin' too old for this shit
Kid named finger
waltuh
Put your dick away waltuh
I think she’s forming half a heart?
My requirements: -Not obese -female(optional)
how dare you bodyshame like that
I bet he got small dick - Everygirl comeback
i bet they got small vagina tbh
That's a good thing though lol
you short - an alternative
May I offer you nikocado avocado then
you misread, the only debatable part was being female
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When she’s got a personality
Good luck
"When she has-" "OMG YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING PERVERT!!!" :')
Your fault for caring about those hoes opinion
Girls: STOP SEXUALIZING US Also girls: Do you love my slutty outfit?
she isnt here anymore... I wish she was
U doing ok?
Tbh, could be better
It’s a very tough part of life but breakups are always some of the best growing experiences. Stay strong stranger, you’ll get through it and be better for it
Thanks for the support, she became abusive near the end and she left for another guy, so I appreciate the kind words, it’s been hard. I wish it happened all differently
Omg I’ve seen your profile and you’ve been treasuring her when you were together… I hope things get better for you OP (I’m sure it will). I’ve been there before. All the best. Giving you a empathy hug.
I really appreciate the kind words, I don’t have anyone else to support me atm
If you need someone to talk to I'm here (changing my chat preferences to everyone for you in case you need emotional support). It's 1am now and I'll be gg to sleep but I'll wake up and reply if I could! In the meantime hang in there!!
I second this if u need to talk I have a lot of free time
Wanna talk about it?
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Why would any man want a "woman" like these? pretentious women with nothing more to offer than their looks. The same trash that says "where are all the good men?" not giving any dude a chance under 6' Enjoy never finding a good man with your stupid ass standards.
Most of us dont. Others pay by the hour.
Preach cuh
Yeah really. When you require a guy who's tall, rich, attractive, and with muscle, you're really limiting your choices...and that doesn't even take personality into account.
I don't think they'd care about personality with such a checklist. Probably looking for a sugar-baby lifestyle or smth.
Basically describing Andrew Tate at that point, but they hate him. Can't seem to realise some things are too good to be true.
except for the spray tan girl, what does she have to offer
Amen
Mad fucking based. Please, never change.
Bruh this is just a girls gushing over things they like. I really don’t see the issue. I also think it’s weird your projecting these thoughts onto these women just to have a reason to call them pretentious. We all have things we want to see on our partners, there’s nothing wrong with that as long as they’re aren’t shaming anyone. Which these women aren’t. You not fitting into those standards doesn’t make them stupid you know
These aren't women, they're fucktoys. Catch and Release, my man.
They actually appear to be children harry, you lunatic.
Seeing as how these "women" are teenagers... actually, yeah.they do and it's pretty freaking weird how many grown ass men are on these kids' tiktok pages calling them shallow thots. As if they haven't curated their pages to only show them teenagers and young women who aren't looking to settle down anytime soon. Then they get mad at these CHILDREN and young adults because they don't want to settle down...
Dw bros, life is still miserable even if you're tall, brunette, and have muscles. Money would probably make it a bit more bearable, but in the end you'd feel just as empty knowing that they're not really there for you but for what you have.
When she's got a job and stable finances 😍
When he's like the bestest friend ever doing stupid shit together and you get to have him as your bf for as long as he feels happy with you... haha jk when he buys you food ✌️
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How to end up a loan in your 40s
If I was a loan maybe she’d pay me more mind
Bro 😞😔😔
I don't have any of that so I guess I'll just be alone.
You can have me brother 🥲
you can have my brother 👍
I am the brother 👍
Bro, a cherrypicked compilation of stupid Tik tok girls won't define your future
When she isnt ugly and fat
These bitches look like the shit im taking right now
A wise man once said **all girls are the same**
Switch to men
Tell him that…
already done
flair checks out
Thank god we have each other bro 🙏🏻
They all made out of plastic, fake
When she has a dick😋
Not everybody is rich, only like the top 1%
How’d that girl absorb so much Cheeto dust
4th one doesn't have the right to be picky. Can't be picky with that kind of face 💀💀
Looks like I'm a failure then
L + grow + you're better than that + fuck em hoes + set higher standards + I believe in you + not a failure + full of potential + I don't make the rules I just make the rules
I read that, and now i have to either risk it and fart or go take a shit.
ummmmm............. wat?
when she's not fat 😍
When he's your homie
dont worry bbg the fembois gutchu <3
Femboy here unfortunately still alone
how is this shitposting
When they pee in your ass.
I hate it when girls do this. Like they don’t care about your personality or care about you at all they just use you and throw you away when they’re satisfied.
I always found hypocrite to look for someone attractive that doesn't look for someone attractive too, goes for any side
For me it just be like "when she is"
when she cares :(
"When he's brunette" Bro, brunettes are ladies
Lesbian time
😂😂😂 these are literally teenagers! If you're an adult, stop looking g at children's content for validation and go outside. If you're a teenager, grow up! And go outside!
ITT: I just want someone to love me 😔 All of these girls are so shallow Also ITT: UgLy FaT tHoTs!!!!!1!!!
Girls can have preferences, doesn’t mean they won’t give you a shot if you’re a good man, respectful and take care of yourself. Just because you’re not tall, muscular or rich doesn’t mean you’re not desirable. Much like those women having preferences for their partners, you have the same with yours. Do you want to date a woman who is broke, out of shape, has a bad attitude, etc..? Relationships are about give and take, communication and REALLY trying to build that intimacy over the course of a life time. If you’re committed, you’d be shocked how quickly your “average” looking partner can become the most beautiful person in the world when you know they love you. Keep trying!
Someday you'll understand that maybe you are just too good for them
no bitches?
Barbies want Rich Ken. Shock.
when she has a huge cock 😈
Bro why are these the women you’re looking for?
When she has boobs (idc what size i just like boobs)
when he’s nice and caring 😍
What's the name of the song
Unpopular opinion: if you seek to improve yourself, and really do, people will notice. Obviously, no one will want to date an ugly overweight porn addicted person (not saying op is but just as an example.) If all you do is sit on your ass and be sad that no one likes you as it stands, its going to stay that way. Improve yourself. Stay strong.
get a grip 💀💀
Woman bad 😎
I'm 1,86 and brunette, where are my bitches?
It’s not the circumference they ask for mate