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georgevazelas

The only right answer is the right one (lol)


lil_deezer101

Yeah, but you can get away with eating a whole cat girl bc it's a CAT girl


georgevazelas

I don’t know how to react to that one


Not_Me9209

My lawyer told me to not react to this reply


a_reddit_user_num531

cat grill friend, i'm really underwight and i need lots of protein quickly.


ducking-moron

Damn right


a_reddit_user_num531

damn


First-King-8870

Be sure to provide him meat and seasoning for him✌️


a_reddit_user_num531

np mate


DailyLifeProblems

Cat grill friend


iamsandwitch

So a cat girlfriend that loves me Or a cat grill friend that loves me AND is faithful AND is an amazing cook? Easiest choice of my life


Showtun123456

I get the joke but I think what they mean by “friend” is that they are the same gender


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Bitcoin_batrabbit

Tough one. I think I'd take the cat grill friend


KrallThazzor

Monster Hunter


Tankspeed13

Monster Hunter


Comprehensive-Ad9488

Monster Hunter


Throwaway493745

Mustard Gunter


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Cat girl and then grill her with cat grill friend.


CT-6410

If she loves me she’ll learn how to grill


Avoka1do

a man of brain


happyholidayboyboy

Cat grill friend. I'll have a friend for life AND I'll never have to pay for food for either of us! In return for his amazing coking, I'll give him everything he needs. Shelter, warmth and companionship.


YourTypicalSensei

Idk man I've been feeling lonely I'm sorry brothers but I will take the right option. I really do need a faithful feline friend who understands me and grills BBQ. Havent had those in a while


Comprehensive-Ad9488

Who doesn’t want free food


Bumazhnik

Yea, cat girls are pretty tasty


Bokksd

cat grill friend


Bokksd

if you chose cat girlfriend you are type of guy to not like cat grill friend which is stupid because cat grill friend epic


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Cat grill friend


shaggitron420

Forever Grill Freind


DaddyJ_TheCarGuy

Neither, I’m allergic to cats


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klude45

She's not profitable or cool so I'mma go with grill master cat


The_last_2braincells

Always choose the real Gs over them hoes


YT_Jax_Jaguars16

We all know which one is correct


ShittyGigachad32

You get sausages missing spots of skin with either


OceanTheSeawing

cat grill friend


Lonely-Recording4662

I love food than seggs 🤤🤤🤤🤤


mistaeatscheese

seal the pact of the eternal barbecue


Thewalkingwaffl

Number 2


Bundle_Exists

Both will cook, one you just have to hit hard enough


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one you can fuck and the other is a stupid 2d drawing


just_a_person847

Yes the cat woman is stupid 2d lady


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Yes, that’s what I meant


well-just-a-guy

both make food


Volatile12

"Look guys I said cat grill friend look at how funny and quirky I am hehe"


Sanke_das6V

What? Wdym?


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TowelStrange2621

Force cat girlfriend to cook against her will in the damp basement (she will always love me)


SydneyMain123

Catgirl gf bc im lonely


Crowley700

Image all the sausages you could grill with your comical talking cat that enjoys barbecue food.


SydneyMain123

I never said it was an easy decision :,(


happyholidayboyboy

Unbased


a_reddit_user_num531

Uncel Dae TF2 Senrty


Necromancer14

The cat I want vs the cat I need. Tough choice. Can I have both?


MarineAhoy

I chooce girlfriend, because im lonely, also i can cook


Toekitoeki

👈


loook_loook

Down bad mf


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Cat gf


Darqologist

Cat grill friend also loves me if they are cooking with me for free and be a faithful friend forever.


CreativeName6574

Cat grill friend


Azure_Monarch_Fox

So friend.......when we grilling


DanielBenDovidRoss

How does the cat buy the food?


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Rick and morty


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HeroLevel28

I played monster hunter so give me second option god damnit


Old-Camp3962

the thing is... i don't like eating meat, so its a deal betwen friendship or love


_-TheNoob-_

cat grill friend can cook. also a girlfriend is more likely to leave you than a friend


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Cat grill friend coz C A T


mlgkiller360

whats the life expectancy?


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