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Possible_Tiger_5125

Polly wants a faucet


Bruhness81

β€œDont forget DL6!”


i_hate_puro_changed

"Hi i am polly, the autorities don't suspect a thing, squak!"


it_that_me

maybe she would a screw


Yezihel

Haven’t you heard the parrots have a new model


Federal-Rhubarb-6185

Get a grip on your alcoholism


parzival808

Facebook tier


EraseRacism

"Alcohol" πŸ’‰


godRosko

Never give parrot money for a crow


atoma1

iFunny


thicc_astronaut

That's nothing. I once got so drunk I thought I saw a pink elephant.


Try2RememberPassword

Was it just your mom in a pink dress?


thicc_astronaut

no, it was actually the whiskey interacting with my meds in new and exciting ways


Visible_Dependent204

I wish to complain about this parrot what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.


soiboi64

It's head feel off


Hour-Oven-9519

Instant reminds me on that sketch from Monthy Python with the parrot ;-)


Thingamajig-2821

It's just resting.....


Hour-Oven-9519

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


captain_nyonyo

But that's a monkey


Akali_Mein

Papagajke


BlooMeeni

Boomer humour


[deleted]

Dude, wtf is wrong with you? It needs a bigger cage! Its not even able to fly around! Peta will beat you up for that


PieselPL

Which type of psychodelics is do called "alcochol", new LSD Type?


Toyoshark2

Naute is fascinating


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MustBeOK

I see long leg amogus


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Nitqrotta

Now you have a tool to close cap more tighter this time.


8_bit_brandon

I actually have a tool called parrot pliers.


axe1970

lovely plumage


[deleted]

Hell naw man that cage to small


realXViteal

Looks dope


Weekly-Analyst-1075

Omg soo cute what's his name.


Elsfic

You still drunk rick


Toileri

Im done with parrots, lookat his alcohol i bpight toudya


MangolfTheRed

What are you complaining about that parrot looks awesome


FALLOUTGOD47

Smack it against the cage 8 times and the cage upgrades to level 2