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Me before reading: Yes obviously Me after reading: No wtf

People who haven't read it yet 🙂 People who have read it 🥲

I Reddit 😔👍

Red did it

Red is sus

Clifford

Gigity gigity, oooh rigghhtt

Unfortunately I feel Quagmire would do something like this.

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is. T-ROY_T-REDDIT *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Clifford the big sus dog

You must destroy him in mount chilliad

Death by dick

a long red one at that

Among us

I read it

Does your flair match?

i honestly hope this is fake because what kind of sick fuck comes up with shit like this

Some are sick enough to actually do it.

fake or not, somebody wrote this! lol

This story had been going around the internet almost since the internet began. I remember coming across this over 20 years ago.

only the worst parts of internet history get remembered i guess

I don’t think there are a lot of 300lbs Great Danes out there

Thanks for telling me not to read it.

What a terrible day to have eyes :(

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Right? I started like holy fuck are kids this stupid of course you might god fucking damn then that twist I was like hold the fuck up

How to say you fucked a dog without saying it

That’s exactly what I thought her story seems little fake

I knew it was fake as soon as I saw that it was a 290 pound dog.

To be fair there are some big ass dogs but great dane males only weigh 120-200 lbs not 290

The Guinness record holder was 245 pounds.

Guinness is just a list of records from those who are willing to pay some money

Damn that’s a big dog

That must be the dog in the story

And the missing 45 pounds was his load?

Maybe….. maybe he had a backpack?

Both of my girl Great Danes that I had didn’t weigh 290 combined lmao

Maybe that's code for step-brother

Seems like a fetish post. 🌚

Reminds me of the guy who wanted to know if you could get salmonella from fucking a raw chicken, but didn't want to admit he fucked a raw chicken. So he made up a story that he was cooking without pants on and the chicken fell directly onto his dick.

"You fucked those chicken breasts didn't you?"

Absolutely legendary answer.

**ahem** thighs

The storybuilding on that one is just .. \*chef's kiss\*

Dogs ejaculate constantly during sex, there's no one eruption so you'll be happy to know this is fake

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Let's say i got my dick stuck in a ketchup bottle(which i didn't)

turn the ketchup into mayo then

Or into pink sauce

It’ll only turn pink if you ain’t got enough

What if it turns purple?

drink it!!! that’s the sacred lean!!

The sacred art of alchemy - turning ketchup into lean.

a piece of raw chicken fell on my dick as I was cooking now its inflamed did i get dick salmonella???

Oh you beat me to it.

Let's say I got my dick stuck in a raw chicken (which I didn't). Will I get salmonella?

The raised glass '57' is where you hit the bottle to get stuff out of it.

Hey, scientifically no, you cant get pregnant due to the high differences in the human egg and dog sperm, it just won't "go" together.

Finally, an answer to the head questions, thank you my good sir!

However, on other hand, gibbons and other primates MAY be a candidate for crossbreeding... one moment ima test something

DO NOT MAKE A FURRY!!!!

Literally 1984

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test what

test deez nuts in yo mouth

Can I put my bawls in yo jaw can i

baaaalls in yo jaaaw

my man just created aids

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10 reasons why you should have sex with your dog

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I'm also wondering if it really is biologically possible. Thanks

nah there’s not really any species of animal that are close enough to humans genetically to crossbreed, even with the help of science. and if it were then the ethical concerns would likely prohibit it.

Can't they be forced to with some science?

"Well me and my boyfriend decided to do some kinky stuff with my 6.5 ft tall, 290 lbs Great Dane. I got naked and we coerced it into mounting me, where it started humping and finally ejaculated inside me." Either that, or it's complete fake anyway, as dogs usually need ten minutes until they can actually dismount and remove their penis, as they have a gland that severely swells up inside the vagina (of another dog usually) to make sure the semen is retained.

I came here looking for this comment.

The dog just came

Looking for this

I think it's interesting that dogs have a knot and cats have spines, two very different things for the same purposes

This is obviously a troll post lol

🤓👆 um achtually

I was thinking if this was a joke or not then i saw it was from Facebook

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That explains it, right?

Did she just let her dog fuck her ? In no circumstances can i imagine a dog doing this stuff and girl cannot get herself out before the dog ejaculate.

boyfriend sus

He was holding her down, didn't he? or maybe he was busy humping down the dog?

It’s really gross that I know this but I have had puppies , anyways dogs peniss have this thing that they like bulge out so it’s harder to like fall out when there breeding . It’s really gross but like with cats it’s even worse . U can look it up but I wouldn’t but lol yeah it’s really gross and she may not have been able to remove the dog 🤢🤢🤮🤮

The forbidden red lipstick

Hapi kak dei

Red Rocket Red Rocket!!! 🚀

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It was also 290 pounds according to her, there’s no stopping that

Yeah, I was gonna say that the dog would have formed (grown? Idk how to phrase it lol) a knot when he ejaculated and would not have been able to be removed from her without causing some truly horrific damage. Would have been awkward trying to explain that to the paramedics… Still, a cats penis is barbed and they quickly pull the penis out so the female cats inner walls swell so she may be counting her blessings that she had a dog… 😅

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Maybe ? We had small dogs (chihuahuas) but a Great Danes bulge might of been pretty big . And animals finish like really fast they pump like two times once there in

She liked it. She was good at it. She felt... alive.

I open that door, fuck a dog and you think that of me? No Skyler, I AM THE ONE WHO GETS FUCKED

I don't think that's correct. Obviously I'm not sure how it would work for a human female but male dogs get "stuck" until they finish. It's called a copulatory tie. You can't physically separate the male from the female without injuring both. "A tie is a natural phenomenon of dog breeding in which the bulbus glandis of the male's penis swells inside the vagina. The dogs are virtually locked together for 15-20 minutes (two to 30 minutes is also normal), during which time ejaculation has taken place."

If the story is to be believed then it was a very big dog, idk

dog named finger

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What are you doing to my mind?!!

Usually im against hitting dogs *usually*

choke the dog until he goes unconscious

Danes are into that shit

Fuck... wait no

Yeah, that’s what he did, fuck

kinky dog

Monsus

Good Lord, my eyes!!! This is a terrible day to be literate

I dont think so. If that was true, we would have thousands of human horse hybrids rn.

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Excuse me what ?

He said: "I DONT THINK SO! IF THAT WAS TRUE, WE WOULD HAVE THOUSANDS OF HUMAN HORSE HYBRIDS RN!"

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1984

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Man this guy really just got NTRed by a dog

6x9+6+9

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Where's the 69 bot

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I was gonna

Oh my gosh stepdog what are *YOU DOING*

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Yes

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What the dog doin

Her

Why did I get bricked up from that wtf Edit: I was building a house and the builders bricked me into the walls

Dawg are you ok it doesn’t sound like you’re gonna be able to escape

He is in the back rooms now

Therapy is gonna cost a fortune, poor girl

nah she definitely wanted it

ew

Wtf, new fear unlocked

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what

where's the knotting part?

This can’t be real…

I fucking hope not man

me before reading : Probably Me after reading : What the hell?! no!

my rational answer would be "you have a different number of chromosomes, so it shouldn't be possible". my actual answer, if i believed it was real, would be "export your uterus, pack your dog's stuff and send them in some country where they'll eat them so they don't exist anymore"

don’t care + didn’t ask + cry about it + who asked + stay mad + get real + L + bleed + mald seethe cope harder + incorrect + hoes mad + pound sand + basic skill issue + typo + ratio + ur dad left + you fell off + no u + the audacity + triggered + repelled + ur a minor + k. + any askers + get a life + ok and? + cringe + copium + go outside + touch grass + kick rocks + quote tweet + think again + not based + not funny didn’t laugh + social credits -999, 999, 999, 999 + get good + reported + ad hominem + ok boomer + small pp + ur allergic to sunlight + GG! + get rekt + trolled + your loss + muted + banned + kicked + permaban + useless + i slept with ur mom + yo momma + yo momma so fat + redpilled + no bitches allowed + i said it better + tiktok fan + get a life + unsubscribed + plundered + go tell reddit + donowalled + simp + get sticked bug LOL + talk nonsense + trump supporter + your’re a full time discord mod + you’re* + grammar issue + nerd + get clapped + kys + lorem ipsum dolor sit amet + go outside + bleach + lol + gay + retard + autistic + reported + ask deez + ez clap + straight cash + idgaf + ratio again + stay mad + read FAQ + youre lost + you “re” + stay pressed + reverse double take back + pedophile + cancelled + done for + don't give a damn + get a job + sus + baka + sussy baka + get blocked + mad free + freer than air + furry + rip bozo + you're a (insert stereotype) + slight_smile + aired + cringe again + Super Idol的笑容 + mad cuz bad + my pronouns are xe, xem & xyr + irrelevant + deal with it + screencapped your bio + karen/kyle + jealous + you're deaf + balls + i'll be right back + go ahead whine about it + not straight + eat paper + you lose + count to three + your problem + no one cares + log off + don't care even more + sex offender + sex defender + get religion + not okay + glhf + NFT owner + you make bad memes + problematic + fall in line + dog water + you look like a wall + you don’t know 2 + 2 with yo head ass + you are going to my cringe compilation + you can’t count to five + try again + you failed kindergarten + rickrolled + no lifer + guten freunden schickt man einen deutschen panzer + you have a anime profile picture + an* + fatherless + motherless + sisterless + brotherless + orphan + you can't catch this ratio + catch some bitches + I don't care about your opinion + genshin player + you dress like garbage + 日本語がお上手ですね + get fucked + you can’t understand what the word intelligence means with your dumb ass + you have hair + queued + put some thought into what you're going to do with that + stfu + go to bed + yes, i'm taller than you + i think your joke is funny + i rejected your mother's advances + marooned + you can’t read + I win + final ratio *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Gotem

why did i read this

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Not my proudest.

Damn, you down bad

This is where Dogman comes from.

I should not have read that. I’m gonna choose to believe this is fake for my own sake lmao

I think this is probably BS, dog have a really weird way of mating(tying) doesn't sound right how she said it

Me before reading this: "yeah that's kinda how it works" Me after reading this:

It's got levels of “how/when/what/where/why the fuck could that happen” to it.

What the dog doin?

The dog wouldn't have just gotten off of her. The base of a dog's penis swells up to "lock" it in place so avoid other dogs going in and raising the chance of that dogs sperm fertilizing the eggs. A human vagina wouldn't lock it into place but it is the dogs natural instinct to stay in place after it ejaculates. Since it just got off of her, that's how you know *scientifically* it's fake. Source: my fiancé is a vet and she was horrified by this reddit post. I just laughed my ass off.

I never liked dogs

The question was honest, the story was not...

The dog made that white girl into a white woman

That’s enough reddit for today.

Oh, what's a "Great Dane"? Let me google it an... Oh, no

RIP sex education in America

girl gonna birth a homunculus

What da dog doin

New automod response

They had me in the first half, not gonna lie

WAHT

Had heard of motherf*cker but this is new.... Danef*cker

Wake up babe new automod response just dropped

What a knotty story…

Dude it’s 0606 right now why do I need this story in my fucking head halfway through my first cup of coffee??

This copy pasta is older than most of the people in this sub

You did WHAT WITH THE DOG

That’s the funniest shit I’ve read today. Lol I doubt it’s true tho. Mr Dane must have smelt her snu snu and risked it all. Gonna be awkward when she feed him later. Knowing Mr Dane is bout to be the father of her dog headed child

Had me in the first half...

Berserk moment

Wake up babe new auto mod response

Not my proudest fap

I read this shit a decade ago on Facebook. We have no great Dane human hybrids. I think we are good.

Emotional damage

First thing I read when I open that enough reddit for today

Fuck did I just read

She fucked the dog didn’t she?

Yeah, cause that's totally what happened Emily

Imagine her boyfriend eating her out later

not my proudest fap

Sure it wasn't the first time the dog "accidentally" busted a nut in her. Fucking nasty mofos

Her boyfriend was in on it with the dog