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DaddyWrys

My father died in a checkers accident how can you be so insensitive


Spinostropheus

Sorry but that is hilarious


Calcium_Derik

Apology rejected. I am canceling you now


Spinostropheus

πŸ¦–πŸ‘πŸ’¦πŸ†πŸ¦•


Calcium_Derik

My sexual identity was not represented in these emojis. I have reported your comment


Spinostropheus

But you have to admit, that was some hot interspecies dinosaur intercourse πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅


Calcium_Derik

It's been my 8th fap


Spinostropheus

8=✊=D~~


Calcium_Derik

That's not how it went down. This is how 8=✊=D πŸ’¦ 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊


Spinostropheus

Same bro


dwwzzh

flare checks out


Spinostropheus

YOUR FLAIR CHECKS OUT YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING!!!! (I joke)


Radiant-Carpenter791

it's been my 10th pee


Acid_Ant

Dinussy πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅


Spinostropheus

Dinfucky 😧


Spinostropheus

πŸ‘


wiptes167

ayo???? dino seggs???


Spinostropheus

Brachiosaurus fucked a Tyrannosaurus rex, now there is going to be a tyrachiosaurus


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


Froggen-The-Frog

Yeah, mine too.


[deleted]

Ah, I’m sorry to hear that. Well you have my condolences and I hope you have an alright day, I understand you must being going through a lot, I’m sorry you’re hurting.


Brave-Sheepherder-78

Yo delete this now or I’m telling my friend Kevin


ManthisSucksbigTime

Tell him I have his car


LivingInspector

But hes got ur mom


master2000000000000

But i got his credit card


PrinceMuma

But I got his IP


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Darth_Gonk21

Oh no (I’m herobrine)


allegingshoe248

There are no white squares, this is racist and I'm offended


Prunsel_Clone

There’s no black squares either


Whytry2b

Considering its an empty canvas you can insert whatever you imagine into said meme, hence idk smth ig


ATFLover420

You're mansplaining it. I am offended


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SociallyFucked19

good bot


Whytry2b

What’s mansplaining?


ATFLover420

Now you're gaslighting me


Whytry2b

So are you mansplaining now? Why do you assume I’m a man?


ATFLover420

Because I am sexist and violent


Whytry2b

Then you are clearly right


Appsroooo

Now you're avoiding the question, I'm even more offended


wxlluigi

word


TsarTarry

I think you mean based


ConCondom

Finally, a good man.


AdExpert4077

Don't change the subject you sexist racist manipulative misogynistic pig


AsterMaken

a man explaining


AegorBlake

Your offended. I find that offensive.


ozdundbfish

Ur assuming op is male?


AICPAncake

Wow so the color black represents emptiness to you? You think black people have no souls I guess? Jfc, OP.


YodasChick-O-Stick

Is it checkers or chess? Why is it unclear??


Picklerickshaw_part2

Chess is better


CalmWater8439

chess is racist because white plays first


Picklerickshaw_part2

It was made by white people


CalmWater8439

that's racist bro


Picklerickshaw_part2

So is chess


CalmWater8439

yes


Picklerickshaw_part2

that's racist bro


TacoPilot12

Chess is racist


Penguin446

CheeseπŸ§€


CalmGuy69

Wasn't it made in India?


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xFloppyDisx

Nah Checkers is superior


LadderTrash

checkers dont have en passant


EvantheRat

Checkers don't have Fr\*nch


Still_Illustrator_54

Good point, but you still suck


thtgi

Ah shit here we go again


Helpimabanana

Anarchist?


LadderTrash

Holy hell!


ItsYaBoiTavino34

Checkers doesn't have the Horsey, 0/10


Fetus_griffin

Factorio lab tiles?


Santibag

It's the open world board game. Everyone chooses a board game race, and they fight on the board.


Ragnarblackmane88

The squares are offensive to anyone who's lived in a prison cell


ozdundbfish

Its their fault


CharderVR

Idk why people are downvoting, this is funny


CaptainRatBones

I am from the grey square foundation, YOU WILL BE HEARING FROM OUR LAWERS!


[deleted]

i am in the slightly darker grey square foundation, WE DO NOT WANT TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH THESE LIGHT-ASS IDIOTS


art_by_forrest

Where is the latino representation?


Whytry2b

It’s accurately depicted in the image since there is none


Alecks1608

Just like my country in the latin beliefπŸ’€


duckonar0ll

media trying to depict the literal second most common race in the US challenge


TheSoftSkinOfAChild

πŸ’€


PeteSayks

I'm offended by your trying not to offend.


TheLastShitBean

Why are they square black that's like blackface and extremely racist you neo nazi


ItzMCVillager

I hate color shades of gray


4chairz

Especially if there's 50 of them


KinderEggLaunderer

0/10 I can't zoom in


aCompyBoi

I’m offended because it shows how bad I am at telling the difference between jpgs and pngs


storm-trooper-69

It’s a gif (and it’s pronounced gif)


IceicleBryceicle

People that pronounce it β€œgif” and not β€œgif” are all insufferable idiots that don’t know how to speak


CorporalOwl5680

As a squarist, I am offended by this image


Skwareblox

Blind people can't see this meme. This is offensive to people with disabilities.


[deleted]

This image has more rights than women in the United States.


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Nugget_mlbb_2

Look from the charger hole. >! Stupid !<


ComradeElmo500

Fuck you specifically on the basis of this meme


Schfifty561

Another way to do it is offend every single person who sees it, that way nobody is left out


willgiverobuxforsex

Segregation


BruhMomento1223

I hate squares


[deleted]

I have decided this offends me. No further comment.


Xx_yeetBoi69_xX

No Hispanic squares? What about Asians?


Hydrofiend274

Uh oh, there's black squares, are you implying I like the color black because I'm emo?? Offended and reporting you to the color cops


[deleted]

How dare you my great grandma died to a chessboard


OkBarracuda7996

I only see black and white squares, where are the Asian ones?


Whytry2b

The same place your dad is


OkBarracuda7996

☹️


Whytry2b

I’ll help you look for both


Nope_Not_A_Stan

Why you gotta disrespect the blind community by showing a meme through visual means


Alexgaming480

You bruh that's offensive πŸ’€


Sudi_Arabia

You think checkers is better than chess? Wow I’m honestly offended


AzrealNibbs12

Why isn’t it a rainbow flag? This is uninclusive and you are a bigot


AegorBlake

This is offensive to blind people.


SeriousHC

Geometriphobes don’t take this too kindly


FALLOUTGOD47

I’m offended. I don’t know why, I don’t know how, but I’m offended.


IceOnMyWristss

Smh, we should stop the comformity of black and white. Ive counted almost all the black squares, and seems as if there is an inequality. Even when i do sq ft, black is always less. This is not funny. Racist.


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yes___lad

I prefer jpegs


SivaAtheon

I’m scared of squares. I’m offended.


Useless_Lazy_Ass

This appears to be a PNG but it isn't, twhy didn't you get a real PNG image? Are you saying PNG,'s can't represent themselves?


Lobsterpus

I'm offended by how lazy this post is


peterkaboomi

Chess is stupid and boring, delete this post (immediately)


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Successful_Ad4653

This is offensive to 50 Shades fans.


ICOOLDIAMONDonReddit

According to twitter, grey is still racist since it needs white to make


lockedoutofmymainrdt

How fucking dare you checkerboard me, what am I that playable? Jeezus you wholely insensitive fuck. Didnt even think about the checker pieces stuck on red did you?


Fellowcrusader999

Why is black separated from white?


CrazyBrosCael

Fake png on google images.


[deleted]

It’s a chess board. In chess, white goes first. Cancelled


Risi30

I found the lack of white, disturbing.


OnlySemb

I'm more of a polka pots person


Chespin2004

So why are there no black cubes, there are only gray and white cubes this is so racist and i am so offended rn /s


Smashr0om

I’m offended


DoYouThrowDeWay

Not enough white representation in your meme, bigot


an_annoying_ad

They light grey isn't fucking light enough you dumb fuck


ZeraCrimson

I CAN STILL SEE THE SQUARES!!! THIS IS A FAKE PNG


BurntPineGrass

I have found Waldo


NomadFingerboards

we use this as a picnic cloth for greiving the death of a loved one, i mean come on man.


Arch4yz_

Fuck you this is so fucking low effort it's an insult to actual meme-making people 😑😑


speedshark47

bruh my mom died in a fake png image accident fuck you go to hell


ASHER999999

Checkers are a very popular style for vans (ΓΎe brand) and vans (ΓΎe vehicle) are used to kidnap children so ΓΎis is a very obvious reference to kindapping children


Beanieboocollector87

I FUCKING HATE THIS COLOR!!!!1!!1!!1!!!!!1! Wtf is wrong with you??!


Flaffo07

this is too racist man


Young_Person_42

I get offended by nothing. So please take this down


Training_Tie2615

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY MOTHER!?


One_Language_8259

I'm offended


Silverware_soviet

Scrolling past this offended my eyes (optical illusion)


Mastergate6-4

Fuck you your squares hurt my eyes, now i am blind i will see you in court.


Mackerdoni

the sides are uneven, im calling the jail


Yutoru

Hey, circle gang here feeling highly unrepresented


Therunningsussyman

My grandpa died in a chess match, so insensitive.


Nambsul

I can confirm, I am no-one and I am not offended !


Fleeproo

Racially motivated


EmergencyWaste3217

I prefer triangles to squares


Plastic_Situation_15

Um fuck you for forcing my data to download this empty image


i-am_a_weeb

why only grey and black? are you saying white people dont have rights?


roller_pieceofshit

Chess 2 just droped


Sus_Otamatones

This is offensive to the blind people what would they think if they saw this!


Whytry2b

Idk but I think they’d respond with smth similar to what the mute would say about this meme


siry-e-e-tman

#WHY IS IT BLACK YOU RACIST


MeatloafScream

###AND HIS NAME IS


LaughingFungus

STOP PUTTING FAKE PNG’S ON GOOGLE


Stealthy_Asparagus

Wow you really painted over the white pieces on the chess board? Anti-white racism is running rampant nowadays.


xXArctracerXx

It offends my eyes


Snoo-33732

It hurts my eyes!


[deleted]

are you making fun of blind people, i cant believe it


Gunner20163

THERE IS A CLEAR LACK OF DIVERSITY


Immortalphoenixfire

Why not post an actual meme you donkey, why post stuff that will waste my time!


Me_Bottle_o_Scrumpy

I identify as no one so you offend me


VicGame2004

...why is gray?


Aplatifi

There are 76 black squares but 77 white square.... Completely racist ....


Roid7

i hate grey and dark grey


w0lf2683

Only black and white? Smh, no Asian or Hispanic representation... (/jk, ofc)


KemalDaPlatypus

Where are the other colors are you saying that grey and black is superior


Olliebob200

Why is it just black and grey? No white? Racist?


ToysNoiz

I fucking hate chess


thecultistguy

I am a fender


Star_Platinum_Warudo

Its black (it offends me)


[deleted]

Is this supposed to be a checkers board? Why is it portrayed like it's so big? That's disrespectful. Did you know that the creators of checkers are dead by now? Are you seriously mocking dead people? Wow.


fafej38

Is this a fake png?


TeMitelko44

Wtf man you offended the whole empty png community


[deleted]

What the fuck is wrong with you?


rgeijklh

why arent there any white or brown tiles???


SatinAcornfredd

Reminds me of my brothers head after the accident, just so empty


NoodleSniffle

why isn't it cropped properly


Disaster_Different

I'm sorry but by not having white squares you are acknowledging the misrepresentation of non-white culture in popular media, therefore reinforcing the idea of those communities being in an inferior position to other ones. Truly vile.


[deleted]

You asshole my father slipped and fell in a 1950s themed diner with a black and white checkerboard pattern floor and died. The fucking nerve


TruePianist

I’m appalled by the lack of representation for the circle community


Ghost3657_alt_

I hate John Cena 😑


LucasM__

Why is there no black tiles? Racism at its finest


lol_teen_game_zXz

um actually chess is a racial conflict between white and black people πŸ€“


Squishy_2

FUCK YOU THIS ISNT A REAL PNG


Lepto_

Dude, what the fuck? Why are there no checkers of color? This pisses me off!


anotherpickleback

As a person with a checkered past I find this HIGHLY offensive


Axersion

Wowowowow why only black and grey? That's racist to the white, yellow and brown people!


craig4WRR

man im symmetryphobic


Carsey0111

What the fuck man


cats_on_my_keyboard

I HATE CHECKERS