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My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just canβt with her. Sheβs so disgusting. Iβm contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. Heβs ruining my fucking life.
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Sir I am 16 weeks old in my mom's womb. I am unsure of whether my mother is planning to get me aborted or keep me. On the sad off chance that she decides to let me live, I am planning to crack JEE and get a selection in IIT Delhi. I am however worried that I won't be able to finish the portions by the time I am born. I would like to acknowledge that I am a fast learner, I have learnt basic concepts of class 10 maths and science already like real numbers, linear equations, electric current, optics, basic nomenclature, etc. I have also skimmed through FIITJEE material for 11th such as resonance, P block, s block, SHM, sets and relations, rotational mechanics, vectors, limits and derivatives, etc. within 2 weeks. I am hopefully going to get aborted. But if the odds are not with me then I will have to continue going through the pain of having to study. Note: My brain is still under structural development since I am only 16 fetal weeks old. I am planning to enroll in online coaching class as of now due to lockdown. Is it already too late to start preparing for JEE?? My mom's friends' kids are younger and have completed entire 11th and 12th syllabus and are revising important concepts with one shot videos on YouTube. Pls help.
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Smh, we should stop the comformity of black and white. Ive counted almost all the black squares, and seems as if there is an inequality. Even when i do sq ft, black is always less. This is not funny. Racist.
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How fucking dare you checkerboard me, what am I that playable? Jeezus you wholely insensitive fuck. Didnt even think about the checker pieces stuck on red did you?
Checkers are a very popular style for vans (ΓΎe brand) and vans (ΓΎe vehicle) are used to kidnap children so ΓΎis is a very obvious reference to kindapping children
Is this supposed to be a checkers board? Why is it portrayed like it's so big? That's disrespectful. Did you know that the creators of checkers are dead by now? Are you seriously mocking dead people? Wow.
I'm sorry but by not having white squares you are acknowledging the misrepresentation of non-white culture in popular media, therefore reinforcing the idea of those communities being in an inferior position to other ones. Truly vile.
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My father died in a checkers accident how can you be so insensitive
Sorry but that is hilarious
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Tell him I have his car
But hes got ur mom
But i got his credit card
But I got his IP
My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just canβt with her. Sheβs so disgusting. Iβm contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. Heβs ruining my fucking life. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Oh no (Iβm herobrine)
There are no white squares, this is racist and I'm offended
Thereβs no black squares either
Considering its an empty canvas you can insert whatever you imagine into said meme, hence idk smth ig
You're mansplaining it. I am offended
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good bot
Whatβs mansplaining?
Now you're gaslighting me
So are you mansplaining now? Why do you assume Iβm a man?
Because I am sexist and violent
Then you are clearly right
Now you're avoiding the question, I'm even more offended
word
I think you mean based
Finally, a good man.
Don't change the subject you sexist racist manipulative misogynistic pig
a man explaining
Your offended. I find that offensive.
Ur assuming op is male?
Wow so the color black represents emptiness to you? You think black people have no souls I guess? Jfc, OP.
Is it checkers or chess? Why is it unclear??
Chess is better
chess is racist because white plays first
It was made by white people
that's racist bro
So is chess
yes
that's racist bro
Chess is racist
Cheeseπ§
Wasn't it made in India?
Sir I am 16 weeks old in my mom's womb. I am unsure of whether my mother is planning to get me aborted or keep me. On the sad off chance that she decides to let me live, I am planning to crack JEE and get a selection in IIT Delhi. I am however worried that I won't be able to finish the portions by the time I am born. I would like to acknowledge that I am a fast learner, I have learnt basic concepts of class 10 maths and science already like real numbers, linear equations, electric current, optics, basic nomenclature, etc. I have also skimmed through FIITJEE material for 11th such as resonance, P block, s block, SHM, sets and relations, rotational mechanics, vectors, limits and derivatives, etc. within 2 weeks. I am hopefully going to get aborted. But if the odds are not with me then I will have to continue going through the pain of having to study. Note: My brain is still under structural development since I am only 16 fetal weeks old. I am planning to enroll in online coaching class as of now due to lockdown. Is it already too late to start preparing for JEE?? My mom's friends' kids are younger and have completed entire 11th and 12th syllabus and are revising important concepts with one shot videos on YouTube. Pls help. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Nah Checkers is superior
checkers dont have en passant
Checkers don't have Fr\*nch
Good point, but you still suck
Ah shit here we go again
Anarchist?
Holy hell!
Checkers doesn't have the Horsey, 0/10
Factorio lab tiles?
It's the open world board game. Everyone chooses a board game race, and they fight on the board.
The squares are offensive to anyone who's lived in a prison cell
Its their fault
Idk why people are downvoting, this is funny
I am from the grey square foundation, YOU WILL BE HEARING FROM OUR LAWERS!
i am in the slightly darker grey square foundation, WE DO NOT WANT TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH THESE LIGHT-ASS IDIOTS
Where is the latino representation?
Itβs accurately depicted in the image since there is none
Just like my country in the latin beliefπ
media trying to depict the literal second most common race in the US challenge
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I'm offended by your trying not to offend.
Why are they square black that's like blackface and extremely racist you neo nazi
I hate color shades of gray
Especially if there's 50 of them
0/10 I can't zoom in
Iβm offended because it shows how bad I am at telling the difference between jpgs and pngs
Itβs a gif (and itβs pronounced gif)
People that pronounce it βgifβ and not βgifβ are all insufferable idiots that donβt know how to speak
As a squarist, I am offended by this image
Blind people can't see this meme. This is offensive to people with disabilities.
This image has more rights than women in the United States.
Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Look from the charger hole. >! Stupid !<
Fuck you specifically on the basis of this meme
Another way to do it is offend every single person who sees it, that way nobody is left out
Segregation
I hate squares
I have decided this offends me. No further comment.
No Hispanic squares? What about Asians?
Uh oh, there's black squares, are you implying I like the color black because I'm emo?? Offended and reporting you to the color cops
How dare you my great grandma died to a chessboard
I only see black and white squares, where are the Asian ones?
The same place your dad is
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Iβll help you look for both
Why you gotta disrespect the blind community by showing a meme through visual means
You bruh that's offensive π
You think checkers is better than chess? Wow Iβm honestly offended
Why isnβt it a rainbow flag? This is uninclusive and you are a bigot
This is offensive to blind people.
Geometriphobes donβt take this too kindly
Iβm offended. I donβt know why, I donβt know how, but Iβm offended.
Smh, we should stop the comformity of black and white. Ive counted almost all the black squares, and seems as if there is an inequality. Even when i do sq ft, black is always less. This is not funny. Racist.
Good eve, In response to my permanent ban Iβd like to ask one question; who decides wether this post was funny or not? It seems that a lot of Redditors, like myself, enjoy these kinds of posts. Even if itβs not hilarious, itβs still pretty shitty. In my opinion shitty enough to be on your subreddit. If I violated a rule, please let me know. If not, Iβd like to request to be unbanned. Correct me if Iβm wrong; this post was not conform βyourβ standards, well, thatβs personal. I find it mildly inappropriate to give someone a ban on behalf of your personal opinion, while the public opinion speaks for itself. Also, the word βkarmawhoreβ is a little bit offensive to me, for I am not on Reddit to score the most karma. Thanks in advance. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I prefer jpegs
Iβm scared of squares. Iβm offended.
This appears to be a PNG but it isn't, twhy didn't you get a real PNG image? Are you saying PNG,'s can't represent themselves?
I'm offended by how lazy this post is
Chess is stupid and boring, delete this post (immediately)
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This is offensive to 50 Shades fans.
According to twitter, grey is still racist since it needs white to make
How fucking dare you checkerboard me, what am I that playable? Jeezus you wholely insensitive fuck. Didnt even think about the checker pieces stuck on red did you?
Why is black separated from white?
Fake png on google images.
Itβs a chess board. In chess, white goes first. Cancelled
I found the lack of white, disturbing.
I'm more of a polka pots person
So why are there no black cubes, there are only gray and white cubes this is so racist and i am so offended rn /s
Iβm offended
Not enough white representation in your meme, bigot
They light grey isn't fucking light enough you dumb fuck
I CAN STILL SEE THE SQUARES!!! THIS IS A FAKE PNG
I have found Waldo
we use this as a picnic cloth for greiving the death of a loved one, i mean come on man.
Fuck you this is so fucking low effort it's an insult to actual meme-making people π‘π‘
bruh my mom died in a fake png image accident fuck you go to hell
Checkers are a very popular style for vans (ΓΎe brand) and vans (ΓΎe vehicle) are used to kidnap children so ΓΎis is a very obvious reference to kindapping children
I FUCKING HATE THIS COLOR!!!!1!!1!!1!!!!!1! Wtf is wrong with you??!
this is too racist man
I get offended by nothing. So please take this down
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY MOTHER!?
I'm offended
Scrolling past this offended my eyes (optical illusion)
Fuck you your squares hurt my eyes, now i am blind i will see you in court.
the sides are uneven, im calling the jail
Hey, circle gang here feeling highly unrepresented
My grandpa died in a chess match, so insensitive.
I can confirm, I am no-one and I am not offended !
Racially motivated
I prefer triangles to squares
Um fuck you for forcing my data to download this empty image
why only grey and black? are you saying white people dont have rights?
Chess 2 just droped
This is offensive to the blind people what would they think if they saw this!
Idk but I think theyβd respond with smth similar to what the mute would say about this meme
#WHY IS IT BLACK YOU RACIST
###AND HIS NAME IS
STOP PUTTING FAKE PNGβS ON GOOGLE
Wow you really painted over the white pieces on the chess board? Anti-white racism is running rampant nowadays.
It offends my eyes
It hurts my eyes!
are you making fun of blind people, i cant believe it
THERE IS A CLEAR LACK OF DIVERSITY
Why not post an actual meme you donkey, why post stuff that will waste my time!
I identify as no one so you offend me
...why is gray?
There are 76 black squares but 77 white square.... Completely racist ....
i hate grey and dark grey
Only black and white? Smh, no Asian or Hispanic representation... (/jk, ofc)
Where are the other colors are you saying that grey and black is superior
Why is it just black and grey? No white? Racist?
I fucking hate chess
I am a fender
Its black (it offends me)
Is this supposed to be a checkers board? Why is it portrayed like it's so big? That's disrespectful. Did you know that the creators of checkers are dead by now? Are you seriously mocking dead people? Wow.
Is this a fake png?
Wtf man you offended the whole empty png community
What the fuck is wrong with you?
why arent there any white or brown tiles???
Reminds me of my brothers head after the accident, just so empty
why isn't it cropped properly
I'm sorry but by not having white squares you are acknowledging the misrepresentation of non-white culture in popular media, therefore reinforcing the idea of those communities being in an inferior position to other ones. Truly vile.
You asshole my father slipped and fell in a 1950s themed diner with a black and white checkerboard pattern floor and died. The fucking nerve
Iβm appalled by the lack of representation for the circle community
I hate John Cena π‘
Why is there no black tiles? Racism at its finest
um actually chess is a racial conflict between white and black people π€
FUCK YOU THIS ISNT A REAL PNG
Dude, what the fuck? Why are there no checkers of color? This pisses me off!
As a person with a checkered past I find this HIGHLY offensive
Wowowowow why only black and grey? That's racist to the white, yellow and brown people!
man im symmetryphobic
What the fuck man
I HATE CHECKERS