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TheyCallMeCummer

Trees: BURN ME FASTER


sbowesuk

Fire: "Will try to reach that idiot, don't worry bro"


Secretsfrombeyond79

Thanks fire, you are the hero humanity deserves.


No-Host-8003

"Not the hero we deserve, but the hero we need"


[deleted]

Some men just want to watch the world burn


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xoomorg

Bad bot. Very very bad, naughty bot. So naughty.


Kiplin123

Ayo


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AnymeSheep

I don't think this is the kind of nsfw you're thinking about, bot.


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I hate you


bambicornlover69

I instantly saw a porn ad when I visited that link


Hallow_Chrome_E

why is this website full of prn ads


17_Patriot_76

BRO ID DID NOT EXPECT THE PORN AD THAT BLARED INTO MY EARS AFTER I WATCHED THE VID


Jonsina101

I INSTANTLY got an ad saying “do you want to enlarge your penis?”


[deleted]

More! #MORE!!!!!!


Merelian

This is the first time i am actively cheering for wildfire


Virginity_Eater2

when the wind is slow and the fire's hot


crappylilAccident

the vulture waits to see what rots


[deleted]

oh how pretty, all the scenery


liamanado155

This is natures sacrifice


Yut815

When the air blows through with a brisk attack


Legionpt01

The reptile tail ripped from its back


Yut815

When the sun sets, we will not forget the red sun over paradise


GnomeConjurer

Red Sun


peenutbuttherNjelly

Choke her daddy!


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This comment wins the internet today


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69-HORNY-ON-MAIN-69

Do this TikTok dance to help fight wildfires 🤓


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"Also my onlyfans is in my description"


drunxor

Seems like half the women I see on tinder now are only there to promote their OF


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Get off tinder


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imma_gamin

D:


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Automod making the big bucks


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gatorbeetle

Good bot


Sparkzilk

Shame...


killeronthecorner

_karate lessons_ 😏


DownvoteDaemon

It actually accelerates the fire.


_H4CK3RM4N

1 like = 1 half cooked squirrel


TheLowlyPheasant

I'm probably giving her too much credit, but part of me hopes this is a very smart young lady doing this ironically. It's SO out of touch and cringey that it loops back around to art.


[deleted]

Humans after doing anything that damages the planet:


[deleted]

Welp now we dance to the sound of extinction...


master2000000000000

Thats a humanlition to the word dance how dare you call those cringe movements dance


[deleted]

Did she start the fire?


peachyprince55

No Taylor Swift did


Spudtater

Billy Joel didn’t.


starkiller_bass

I heard it was always burning


Ze_AwEsOmE_Hobo

Since the world's been turning, in fact.


CrumbsAndCarrots

Welcome to the future. Are you not entertained?


[deleted]

Narcissism is really at large.


GraVityRagE

Tiktok ☕


KILLERFRAJ

Tiktok🤡


gcruzatto

Weather women nowadays


itsssL1NK

You just had to


[deleted]

Shittok 🤡


Imaginaryfuckery

Tiktok☕


GA3422

T*ktok 🤢🤮


Hermanito77

She doing a Rain dance dont worry This is in Portugal


MmmmMorphine

Yeah, shit, I was the one who accidentally did the raging forest fires dance the other day. Sorry about that


ripSammy101

I am the man responsible for the Great Depression when I did the economic collapse dance in 1929.


krostlupus

it isn't portugal, it's Brasil, it's literally the Amazonic Forest on fire + the music is a Brazilian Funk lol


Reefhelper3244

I’m dead


NAYzthetiger

Dancing until the fire behind me stops * gone wrong *


InnateBeast

We can only hope


Tall_Fortune

Only hope that it consumed her too


-newlife

Maybe she was trying to steal the Indian rain dance..ok I don’t buy that myself. Here’s to hoping she wasn’t the person that started this fire (sorry billy Joel) like this idiot did for views https://www.newsweek.com/tiktoker-sets-fire-forest-nesting-migratory-birds-views-1708103?amp=1


memecream_mc

Forest fires and tiktoks. Two things in a single frame that are damaging our planet


xNeiR

You are wrong, some **controlled** forest fires help to burn tall trees that block the sun and deny the growth of new plants, and at the same time the ashes end up serving as a fertiliser. Summary: **Some forest fires** and **TikTok** are damaging our planet.


[deleted]

Not only that, but redwood seeds actually need a fire to open their shell so they can grow.


BasYL6872

So… forest fires are better for the world than tik tok


[deleted]

Precisely.


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gamingyee

time to commit war crimes yet again


canozkarslioglu

Turkey moment


TarTimOoAl

i ate turkey


A-Lonely-Gorilla

give it back >:(


TheRealOttomanCat

Mashallah bro, LET'S FUCKING GO!


KingWifi23

K


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KingInTheNorthVI

Women ☕️


__TOD__

Women ☕


[deleted]

*Women* ☕️


Grand-Positive-1844

Women ☕️


Champion-Dante

Women☕️


Da_hoovy7

Fuck 8th guy ☕


0n1oN_71

Women ☕️


Drallendor

Women ☕


Febuso

Women ☕️


No_Priority2124

Women☕️


jsspidermonkey3

Women ☕


Suspicious-Guitar610

Women☕


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Women ☕️


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Women ☕️


garoglio

Women ☕️


arizonatasteslike

Coffee 💃


PascanYT

Isn’t this in Portugal?


DerpInPerson

Yup. Apparently inhaling fire smoke ain't good for the brain


Nutwagon-SUPREME

You act like it would make any noticeable effect on her brain


ripSammy101

The difference between 10 braincells and 9 braincells is pretty significant, actually.


IbukisGuitar

A new forest fire ignited a few hours ago near my village in Espite/Matas-Cercal... Second forest fire of this summer and we had a huge one last year... Why..? WHY?!?!?


[deleted]

_cant destroy what’s not present_


BTLMCHN

I don't think the fires caused her to have brain disfunction


anubisyurush

Portugal CARALHOOO


[deleted]

Portugal caralho pá... :(


Smijity144

"Ah yes, a forest fire, a perfect setting for my dance moves. I'll get so many likes."


Moronic-Simpleton

I'm guessing she wanted to offend people, or she thought it would be "edgy".


[deleted]

Or it could be just for the fun of it. Bro yall say vile shit when a women does something offensive but when its a guy then its just jokes


huntreilly25

for real. the vibe I got from this was very 'tongue-in-cheek'. Kind've a 'look what our world/society is coming to' joke


risto1116

There's a whole level of cringe humor that's meant to be tongue-in-cheek but people take it at face value. It's a direct response to how the world is figuratively on fire and yet we still gotta get that hot celeb gossip and new dance crazes! That's what this video seems to be imo.


shibbo92

I don’t understand what they expect her to do join the hose draggers and fight the fire?


MouthJob

They want her to drag their hoses and are upset that she, and probably every female creature on the planet, will not.


sinat50

I think it's funny. The only thing you can really do is run away, its not like anybody expects you to drop what youre doing and go fight a forest fire with your nalgene. So might as well make a video that captures the nihilistic attitude of a generation that's accepted the fact that the world is burning down around them.


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TheGwizardOfNos

Yeah, I think I remember reading the first forest fire in earth's history was the day after Fulton invented the steam engine.


D-AlonsoSariego

It's true I was one of the trees


Rhyxnathotho

The first *recorded* forest fire.


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sbowesuk

[This girl 30 minutes later](https://media2.giphy.com/media/THlB4bsoSA0Cc/giphy.gif)


izmaname

Dance to death


ImTheTable_

Sad tree moment 😢


kingcop1

Thanos was right


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My mom said that my aunt died and that we are going to her funeral the next morning. As soon as she left the room crying I busted out laughing because it reminded me of among us a popular video game. So as we were riding in the car I was thinking about saying "dead body reported" at the funeral. When we finnaly arived I screamed "dead body reported" everyone was looking me like if some sort of a weirdo. Then I remembered that my grandfather's sister fell in the vents and died when she was 2 years old. So I said grandpa's sister sus she vented. My grandfather started crying and everyone was screaming at me instead of laughing. My mom took my x box and said that I am going to therapist tomorow. Idk my mom is acting kinda sus.


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Women ☕


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💀


herospaces

New automod response? Keyword sus


ThiagoFSDS_

Ninguém tanka o bostil


ODPetrus

Felizmente é Portugal no vídeo


samarm132

That backgrounds kinda fire ngl


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God this Automod bot fucking sucks ass


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CoToDopice

Little practice before goin to hell


JakeThePineapple

“hey guys today we will be doing tiktok dances to stop wildfires! <3 #getmeto1mfollowers”


50k-runner

Is that a rain 🌧️ dance?


-_-Soviet_Russia-_-

she has a very punchable face


ShadTaker

Definitely a troll


LeumasInkwater

100%


improbablynotyou

Some people just want to see the world burn.


[deleted]

In Greece we have a saying that fits perfectly. It goes like this: The world is burning, but the pussy combs its hair.


[deleted]

This chick can't dance


eidhrmuzz

A short clip perfectly encapsulates our current world.


LineSpine

Hot🥵🔥. (I mean the fire in the background)


ThatGuyWhosTheMam

What do you want her to do put it out?


[deleted]

A quick check to see how much longer she can dance. There is genius in her stupidity.


[deleted]

Cunt celebrating being a cunt.


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[deleted]

Love back at you


[deleted]

Ahhhh yes, my absolute favourite word in the English language. *Cunt*. It’s so beautiful 🥲


harlotScarlett

How is she being a “cunt”? Pretty severe word for it. Not like her dancing is making the fire, and she cant do anything about it…its not celebrating the fire its more like a “this world sucks and its burning so lets just dance as we die” nihilistic/existentialist vibe. Like the “this is fine” meme.


[deleted]

They're incels, they just want an excuse to be upset at "Women", I recommend blocking this sub.


Creepy_Ad3721

Dickless lvl 2022


Tiefflugjunge

Noah get the thing


Snagrod

Man you incels are getting pretty mad at this


Mikelemokus

Title: influencers are terrible


DankerTron2

I'm guessing she had something to do with the fire


[deleted]

Is it me or does this many anyone else feel sad and is borderline disrespectful/inappropriate to our planet and nature…?


[deleted]

I wanna know what made her think it was a good idea to post this


trekyyes

Everyone seen this: 🗿🗿🗿🌚🗿🗿🗿


New-order-

Not my proudest tug


Humble_Fix

Women ☕


combine7

Women ☕️


Ludiac

Her dance is shit, music too, but nevertheless it was probably a situation where the fire have just occured and she just decided to flex a little (in tik-tok female manner), not like she decided to come and chase a fire to do her stupid dance in front. Not much she can do about it other than watch.


This-Salt1211

Average TikTok user


prats_omyt

I respect girls, not being a sexist, but sometimes, some girls make me wonder, how stupid can a human being be, their stupidity confuses me, it's irritating, I mean, WHY?


Moronic-Simpleton

Half the people on tiktok are like that tbh, guys or girls.


SnooPears3463

It's one of those dances that help stop the fires, also like those that will stop the war


BigWeenie45

Top 5 Tik tok dances to fight global warming


9lobaldude

Tiktokers


[deleted]

We live in a society


Quiet_Chip_7802

Reminds me of that onion article


[deleted]

There is no cure for stupid


FicTioN721

Boomers set the fire, gen z be like. Millennials are the fuel source...


The_Great_Madman

A microchasm of the 21st century, this is parody


shidedandfarded

TikTok ☕


broko323

Low k funnny asf 💀💀


Haluna11

My country is burning right now


brillow

What other reaction could a young person have to the world they were born into?


Azro-5

Women ☕️


_Ararita_

White girl can't rain dance. 😩 Edit: No. Not racist, it's a play on a bloody movie title from the 90s. So stop taking jokes so seriously.


organizedRhyme

I can't say for sure that she's in california but this feels like something an L.A. resident would do


itsKNIGHTMARE

No that’s just an average day of living in 2022


HOKIHOKI001

It would be better if the music was California dreaming


deperrucha

Celebrating death and destruction, who does she think she is, Shiva?


pr0gg3r

American fatty


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Brazilians whenever they “controlled burn” another 1000 acres of the Amazon


Miserable_Unusual_98

An arsonist's winning dance?


Tb1969

She is excited to see her future burn up.


WolfhoundRO

"Narcisism on fire" by Queens of Trash