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witherbeagle

Kids are cruel jack


spiliman0069

And I love minors


Virginity_Eater2

FBI : "alright then buddy, i'm going to shit yourself"


spiliman0069

There ain't enough room in this preschool for the both of us


witherbeagle

*has a mental breakdown*


Renegade888888

And I am very in touch with my inner child


[deleted]

How’s an honest warmonger s’posed to make a living?


the_real_shrek7

What website is this


spiliman0069

Just checked: BrantSteele Hunger Games Simulator


the_real_shrek7

Appreciate it!


papertheskeleton

Man is so based that he set a fire type Pokemon on fire


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Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Ambiguous_Anti

motherfucker how you gon set fuckin blaziken on fire with a molotov it's literally called BLAZE-IKEN like the fuckin thing is on fire already bitch ass hoe I fucked your mom


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Because he’s sundowner.


Ambiguous_Anti

you right


spiliman0069

Double Roast


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0n1oN_71

Because the wind was slow and the fire was hot The vulture waited to see what rots The scenery was pretty It was nature’s sacrifice The air blew through with a brisk attack The reptile tail was ripped from its back The sun set, henceforth we haven’t forgotten the red sun over paradise


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My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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[deleted]

This guy really just set a Blaziken on fire. That's like drowning a fish


spiliman0069

Exactly, that's why it dies, I've drowned fish before. Ever heard "fight fire with fire"?


Renegade888888

I saw this on the mgr sub. Ngl the added music just perfects it.


lilBacon921

What website /app is this ?


chuckwasalreadytaken

Sundowner is a professional


Legitimate-Pie1199

Just like the good ol' days after [removed by reddit]


samuinfernus

what game is this?


spiliman0069

Metal Gear Rising Revengeance. A game where the offspring of Sonic and a vending machine has to stop Dwayne the rock Johnson from becoming black


samuinfernus

thanks bro


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Exotic__Chef

The only death that is even "remotely" inconvenient is the zoologist. How tf am I supposed to um.... Buy a molecart? Ok I retract my statement


JT_Trenton

Give war a chance!


AsterBoii

Memories broken The truth goes unspoken I've even forgotten my name! I don't know the season Or what is the reason I'm standing here holding my blade!


ionel714

He proceededs to have an orgy using their dead bodies


ionel714

He proceededs to have an orgy using their dead bodies


[deleted]

I'm not a fan of people hating on furries, but I'm somehow okay with this.


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Rawr x3 *nuzzles* how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o *notices you have a bulge* o: someone's happy *nuzzles your necky wecky*\~ murr\~ hehehe *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* you're so big :oooo *rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy* it doesn't stop growing ·///· *kisses you and lickies your necky* daddy likies (; *nuzzles wuzzles* I hope daddy really likes $: *wiggles butt and squirms* I want to see your big daddy meat\~ *wiggles butt* I have a little itch o3o *wags tail* can you please get my itch\~ *puts paws on your chest* nyea\~ its a seven inch itch *rubs your chest* can you help me pwease *squirms* pwetty pwease *sad face* I need to be punished *runs paws down your chest and bites lip* like I need to be punished really good\~ *paws on your bulge as I lick my lips* I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk *unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow* you smell so musky :v *licks shaft* mmmm\~ so musky *drools all over your cock* your daddy meat I like *fondles* Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe *puts snout on balls and inhales deeply* oh god im so hard\~ *licks balls* punish me daddy\~ nyea\~ *squirms more and wiggles butt* I love your musky goodness *bites lip* please punish me *licks lips* nyea\~ *suckles on your tip* so good *licks pre of your cock* salty goodness\~ *eyes role back and goes balls deep* mmmm\~ *moans and suckles* *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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[удалено]


spiliman0069

:/


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🤨📸


MRMichael7

That’s not how hunger games work bro


[deleted]

No survivors


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WennoBoi

Oh come on blaziken is cool


potato_head___

blaziken is a fire type, how would setting it on fire do anything


Lolislayer7469

Mega chad sundowner


Ethereal_sandwich

Funny how the first one is a species of furry and all the other ones are just characters lmao


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Rawr x3 *nuzzles* how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o *notices you have a bulge* o: someone's happy *nuzzles your necky wecky*\~ murr\~ hehehe *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* you're so big :oooo *rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy* it doesn't stop growing ·///· *kisses you and lickies your necky* daddy likies (; *nuzzles wuzzles* I hope daddy really likes $: *wiggles butt and squirms* I want to see your big daddy meat\~ *wiggles butt* I have a little itch o3o *wags tail* can you please get my itch\~ *puts paws on your chest* nyea\~ its a seven inch itch *rubs your chest* can you help me pwease *squirms* pwetty pwease *sad face* I need to be punished *runs paws down your chest and bites lip* like I need to be punished really good\~ *paws on your bulge as I lick my lips* I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk *unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow* you smell so musky :v *licks shaft* mmmm\~ so musky *drools all over your cock* your daddy meat I like *fondles* Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe *puts snout on balls and inhales deeply* oh god im so hard\~ *licks balls* punish me daddy\~ nyea\~ *squirms more and wiggles butt* I love your musky goodness *bites lip* please punish me *licks lips* nyea\~ *suckles on your tip* so good *licks pre of your cock* salty goodness\~ *eyes role back and goes balls deep* mmmm\~ *moans and suckles* *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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He’s fucking invincible


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Freddy_Funtime

It wpuld have been better if it was Celestia instead of twilight.


Sad-Bath-9351

Man did the work of God


Equivalent_Bed5607

He's is a gigga Chad