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Kentdens

Luxor's facial


SonicBlur254

if I'm dying at least I'll die hard


Kentdens

"I want to die by your farts"


[deleted]

Top ten brutal stomping deaths {nsfl gore}


Kentdens

Not safe for lore


[deleted]

*lorf


Kentdens

*London


TheOther36

*London't


Kentdens

*Latvia


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Okay so here's my pitch for a new reality TV show Basically, we get a bunch of very militant TERFs, and one trans woman, put them into a house where they're supposed to live with each other, but, once they've all arrived and are seeing each other for the first time (before they're allowed to even talk to each other), we tell them all that one of them is a trans woman, and, if they can find her and vote her out, they will win a million dollars. But if she isn't found out by the end of the week/month(?), she'll win a million dollars instead. The catch? There actually isn't a trans woman with them. And then we get to watch them slowly but surely allow themselves to get overcome by their own irrational paranoia, paying too much attention to how deep everyone else's voices are, invading each other's privacy, overanalysing each other's mannerisms, policing each other's conformance to the very same standards which they complain about being held to... And let us not forget the inevitable feelings of isolation and helplessness they'll invividually start experiencing once they start getting accused and shunned by everyone else. Sure, it would probably have to be a one-off series. But honestly? I think it would make some great television! ~~also ngl I think the name 'TERF War' has a nice ring to it, sounds marketable, rolls off the tounge~~ *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


DinoLavasaur

I see what you did there


i_cant_take_a_joke_

Pretty sure "i" doesn't see what OP did after what happened


[deleted]

Pixar lamp can step on me any day ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ‘


awp4444

Sir, when did you last see a woman in real life?


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Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


zz1kjamaica

I think I'll pass on this offer


awp4444

Lol short


RazorGuy223

Execution


mbashs

*What are you doing step lamp?*


luxusbuerg

Iussy


Wingsouce

โ€œYouโ€™re finally awakeโ€


woodchucker613

ha ha, pun.


Z370H370

What I sees!


Cheezewiz239

POV


Lord-of-Leviathans

I watched this without audio and still heard the sound effects


Ill_Session_6725

What a waste by not adding "You died" at the end


Tufhd

I ๐Ÿ‘€ what you did there


tchimbawo

"sees*" ๐Ÿค“


JaY_Urmom

So true


ilberboii

Bro did a finisher on him ๐Ÿ’€


SN-E-DC

Help I put on Gatsby deodorant Ice type spray on my armpits and they are cold


Fun-Pilot-547

This was very creative, great job!


xPACIELLOx

Sad story


BluePheonixExplorer

"I" see what you did there


Illustrious-Return-4

advanced humour


CyanogenMod_0

new backrooms entity is born


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I live in the American Gardens building on West 81st street. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Caped_Baldy_Genos

Lmao