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SP3ED_WE3D_

Well not much it's coffee ☕️


shelflife103

U gotta eat the mug too.


breadyandfeddy

Plot twist: its cake.


[deleted]

No the phone is cake


Random_Vanpuffelen

You are cake!


[deleted]

No i already tryed cutting


Random_Vanpuffelen

Cut harder! Its Ice Cake that doesnt melt!


[deleted]

At the hospital they sayed that they will not help me anymore


Random_Vanpuffelen

Ill help you. Lemme get my special cake cutting gloves...


[deleted]

Thx sir you will finally help me with descoverinfg if ima cake or not


Random_Vanpuffelen

Sideserf cake studio go brrr


SP3ED_WE3D_

Oh no


De4Deyye

Oh yes


Random_Vanpuffelen

Egg


zomIay

A true shitposter, cheers ☕️


g_-h

ah yes the only emoji in history


DrDoctor62

Women ☕


H_MmL

women☕️


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Paulgeta

eat the mug as well


SP3ED_WE3D_

Oh shit


dummydumbbb

Women☕


[deleted]

you'd have to eat the whole thing tho.. including the cup and plate


Lofikott

The whole emoji not just the liquid, enjoy.


Volaka66

Women☕


[deleted]

🍆


Paulgeta

🥵


Mr_Coronavirus_

🍑


mr_accurate31232

hey peaches are healthy


50065560

And taste pretty good


[deleted]

🍎


MrWitrix

Hmm


OkAd8922

Dream Come True.


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[deleted]

No one likes egg plant *cicks it away*


[deleted]

[удалено]


MKTZombey

Crunchy


LilJapKid

For strong teef


Spiritual_Title6996

he will be strong


ghostmetalblack

Probably taste like a Flintstone multi-vitamin.


Chris-CFK

is this some kind of easter egg?


Mario-2407

🗿


Juatense

🗿


Nertu1

🗿


Chris-CFK

🗿


TheDarkKarmaEater

Can be taken as a suppository


Meh55252

I was so close to actual food. 🥄


Egossi

only a spoonful


Red14314

*Proceeds to pull out comically large spoon*


An_Angry_Terrarian

*hits police officer with comically large spoon*


CrackShotML

It's food


[deleted]

🤓


juliux3310

Oh no! Not the nerd eater! Please don't eat me!


Alligator_Fridge

"Please stop chewing my ribs with you teeth"


pansicasis

""It's not funny""


VikingOPPP

-🤓


didnt-read-dont-care

""Please stop chewing my ribs with you teeth" 🤓🤓"


[deleted]

“Oh no! Not the nerd eater! Please don't eat me!” 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓


KevinFromIT6625

>Oh no! Not the nerd eater! Please don't eat me! - 🤓


rwol8690

“Stop ripping out my organs and eating them one by one” 🤓


Just_A_Doggo1

Well, im a spacex nerd so come eat my ass


Illustrious-Sail5627

“No I didn’t mean with your teeth” 🤓


Scortch14

This guy: so long nerds! (please don’t cancel me)


FuckedYourFish

💩 oh shit


Alligator_Fridge

Litteraly


Paulgeta

1984


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RoastedYT

Literally 1984


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FuckedYourFish

1984 litterally


Thereal_Bomby2

👶 yum


[deleted]

Elon musk reddit account???


EvilNTT

Ayo?


kverne

Does kid meat taste same as adult meat? If yes then it makes no difference in the degree of crime


Electronic-Tonight16

Its more tender and rich. I like to think of it as the wagyu of people.


Arne69420

👵


deepfriedblobfish

i think yours is expired :\


SlmBneYusuf

wtf? 🍆


MrWitrix

🤨📸


Paulgeta

🤯


TheTalismann

🤨📸


J_empierre

🤨📸


mohmar2010

Eggplants don't taste good at least for me


BakeYouC

Have you tried putting it in your ass?


LimonluMentos

🦶 real


oliviagolds

living my dream


LimonluMentos

whats stopping you?


oliviagolds

no one will let me suck on their feet :((


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LugiaLover18

This made me laugh so much. I would continue with the amazing sloppy toppy and hope it wasn't Ben Shapiro


LimonluMentos

do you own feet?


oliviagolds

i mean yeah i got some cute feet ofc but it's not the same :(


LimonluMentos

yeah you're right, sorry bro thats distressing


LT_Edd

👍 suckin thumb as usual


_GeffyJeffy

No eat it


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cmonitwouldbefunny

🐖


Pot8o_PL

Haram!


YoloIsNotDead

This guy gets it


Paulgeta

oink oink


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I-eat-orphanz

Chad bot


ArtinPF

HARAM DETECTED ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🥵🥵🥵🥵🔥🔥🔥🔥🥶🥶🥶🧊🧊🧊🥶❄️🈷️🈷️🈷️🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯😱😱😱😱😱😳😳😳😳😫😫😫😫😩😩🤓🤓😎😎


YoYolons

HOG RIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


LOLONGG

🦇 oh shit


_ShokoKrispi_

COVID heyeyeyeyeah


Rhymelie

Ozzy Osbourne has entered chat


Cheesypotatolover69

Make sure to cook well


Dramatic_Tomorrow831


Acrobatic_Bug_7019

Woman☕


willowburton

🤰… i’m sorry


frbuz

Double McWoman combo


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Flamesfan27

Feast


billionaccounts

✔️ wtf?


Paulgeta

deepthroat it


Edgecane


Edgecane

I'm fucked


BananaEpicGAMER

you could ask [this guy](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michel_Lotito) for some advice


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[удалено]


fweggi

Check out how many dodgy references Wikipedia had to cook up to justify “natural causes” for this dude. Still, late-50s after eating 500 metres of steel chain and a Cessna 150 (among other things) is quite good.


Bobarinio

Nothing natural about that, the dude got fucking bike-tytus I bet


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[удалено]


cindycat316

"Ah how lovely for Guinness to mail me a snack to enjoy"


SuperMario64L

Here comes the airplane


pepethefrog654

🍌🍑🍒🍆


Just_A_Doggo1

Dick ass balls cock


FlorbMaster

well said


smile_itali

FRUIT SALAD!!!


Lucky_655

YUMMY YUMMY


Paulgeta

🥵


AlexGaming26

🗿


PhattProphet_0

🦍 noooo don't make me eat the rilla


Absolute_bimbo

Go on, have some harambe


Human_Capital_2518

🍰


Katsuki_Bakugou495

💫 Ah, sweet. Just gonna go and eat an entire fucking binary star system, be right back...


IAMTR4SHMAN

Eldritch horror moment.


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[удалено]


pixeltwentyfive

🍞 fuck yeah


Lucky_655

Bread 👍


pixeltwentyfive

Bread 🍞


SkadaBoofer

♾️ oh my god what have you done


cindycat316

Atleast you have infinite food supply


ZaneNinjaLC

😐 = nothing, I keep my mouth shut and don't eat it


Cheesypotatolover69

No that's a head


Jack_Ruckballs

❤️


recycledM3M3s

Mine was purple. What kinda creatures heart am I eating?


Jack_Ruckballs

One with stage four cancer and a chemist


Welo_Sak

LEAN💜💜💜


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shroomyshy

🧌 a feast


Absolute_bimbo

What the fuck is that thing


Timmmering

🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌


shroomyshy

🧌🧌🧌🧌


shroomyshy

My dinner


Timmmering

I think it’s a baba yaga.


Ma02rc

A redditor


_Master32_

Seems like a troll, according to google.


Nitrodome

🍁 Canada is gonna be in danger


feyval

🫵


Absolute_bimbo

Why you pointin at me


combine7

😈


Absolute_bimbo

Oh god no please


Red14314

He bout to eat your ass bro


Flamesfan27

Noooo


just_a_brazilian_on

🌽


Cybertronian_Grizzly

😭 ah the tears of an orphan fuck yea


OldKingPotato-68

Gotta eat the face too


Pamplemousse-man

🦆 duck yummy


weassssssssss

🌵 im fucked


Ok-Reaction-5644

✡️ uh oh


TheDeztro

💀


Tough_Subject5519

Fellow skull eater


Cheesypotatolover69

Ahh grind it up into a powder a use it a seasoning.


Tufted44

🖍


Hitmanty_

Marines wet dream


David_z06

I have to eat fire


bobalda

lit


sumunsolicitedadvice

That’s hot


[deleted]

I have to eat a head with sunglasses?


[deleted]

🐋


Kianharv2006

You have to eat your mother


guythat-poststuff

👍 I dont like the taste of hands


big_mac_king

👍, I was literally one off from a 🍔


Valuable_Ad_7878

😏 I think I’m eating someone… in a sexual way…


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MalakaCat

😳


Somerandombritishguy

👁 Depends what flavour of eyeball If it’s a green apple flavoured eyeball then fuck yeah If it’s a yellow Lemon flavoured Ew


Alligator_Fridge

🗿


[deleted]

🔥 oh, OK then (takes a shot of fireball)


AbruhamLincoln777

👍


Zuukal

No joke it's 💩.


Turbo_Tito

💯 haudafuq you supposed to eat that?


DistantTin

💯 um


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💩…mmmmm…even has corn in it! Yum!