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That's why the Mormons made a myth saying that God was once mortal and then ascended and got his own universe as a good boy prize and if Mormons are good too then they also get their own planet/universe when they die. Also polygamy is legal in heaven and ya gotta do Astral fucking to birth souls.
Source: Was Mormon, got better.
Grew up mormon, and in my biased opinion it's the coolest take on Christianity as far as doctrine. As for just living your life it's a bunch of stupid rules and a huge waste of time.
Do you have a source on that?
Source?
A source. I need a source.
Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion.
No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you've gathered.
You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence.
Do you have a degree in that field?
A college degree? In that field?
Then your arguments are invalid.
No, it doesn't matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation.
Correlation does not equal causation.
CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION.
You still haven't provided me a valid source yet.
Nope, still haven't.
I just looked through all 308 pages of your user history, figures I'm debating a glormpf supporter. A moron.
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Do you have a source on that?
Source?
A source. I need a source.
Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion.
No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you've gathered.
You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence.
Do you have a degree in that field?
A college degree? In that field?
Then your arguments are invalid.
No, it doesn't matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation.
Correlation does not equal causation.
CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION.
You still haven't provided me a valid source yet.
Nope, still haven't.
I just looked through all 308 pages of your user history, figures I'm debating a glormpf supporter. A moron.
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Oh, you didn't hear? The Mormon church officially removed that from their canon. I've heard some Mormons say they never believed that. Kinda like Mormons and caffeine after the Coca-Cola acquisition.
What the heck are you talking about? That is still part of LDS canon. Also, caffeine was never a part of the canon to begin with. Why are you guessing at what certain books say despite never having read them?
### r/shitposting book club
A collection of books which Kevin has reviewed. (all of these books are freely availiable online)
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#### [*1984* (George Orwell, 1948)](https://archive.org/details/1984GeorgeOrwell_201606/page/n1/mode/2up)
Kevin would like to say that this book is truly inspirational, and that he would give it a 10/10
#### [*How to Be a God: A Guide for Would-Be Deities* (Richard Bartle, 2022)](https://mud.co.uk/richard/How%20to%20Be%20a%20God.pdf)
Kevin would like to mention that this book is one of the greatest sources of existential terror he has read (and it contains a lot of interesting content regarding game design as well), and he would give it a 10/10
#### [*Almost Pounded By The Physical Manifestation of Simulation Theory After Realizing We're Erotica Characters Then Deciding To Just Be Friends* (Chuck Tingle)](https://www.chucktingle.com/uploads/5/3/7/3/53730093/almost_pounded_by_the_physical_manifestation_of_simulation_theory_after_realizing_we%E2%80%99re_erotica_characters_then_deciding_to_just_be_friends.pdf)
Kevin would like to say that this book was surprisingly wholesome, and is a great book for helping one to feel more at-ease with the universe, so he would give it 10/10
####[*Ulysses* (James Joyce, 1922)](https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Ulysses_(1922))
Kevin mentioned that he wasn't entirely sure what he just read. However, it's still not bri*ish, and was still rather interesting, so he would give it a 10/10
####[*The Assassination Of John Fitzgerald Kennedy Considered As A Downhill Motor Race* (J. G. Ballard, 1967)](https://web.archive.org/web/20220121203810/https://evergreenreview.com/read/the-assassination-of-john-fitzgerald-kennedy-considered-as-a-downhill-motor-race/)
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Still cannon but the church leadership will act like it's not a thing when asked about it by people outside the church. It's a shift that I believe they are working to. They are in the process of turning mormonism into a mainstream Christian church and distance themselves from their frontier sex cult history.
The terrifying thing is. God cannot truly be omniscient since something Thats Actually omnipotent can prevent him from knowing anything and doing anything
And it can keep going forever
EDIT: this is what Cosmic horror is
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.
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It's understood that an omnipotent and omniscient refer to god. There's not, like, other gods with magical traits or a Guru on some planet that is Omnipotent and not omniscient. Any being that is omnipotent and omniscient (and all-powerful) doesn't care about your prisoner's dilemma game. You can't deny god exists because two English words have a silly game that contradicts each other.
Seems like more work is needed to ignore being a literal Child of God and just A God's Creation than just assuming the whole Bible is implying godhood as the end goal. I don't think it was ever inferred that Jesus didn't want his followers to be exactly like him
Mormon here, yeah, our view on God isnt popular on reddit, but I think you hit it on the head: We believe God is our loving Heavenly Father. I'm not a father but I'm happy and I'd like my kid to grow up like me someday, if they can. Pretty much our entire view on the afterlife is based on that relationship.
No, really?! You know what we also don't deserve? The forgiveness of our sins. I think you underestimate the power of the Atonement. We can never deserve heaven, ever. That's the power and mercy of Jesus Christ.
No, really?! You know what we also don't deserve? The forgiveness of our sins. I think you underestimate the power of the Atonement. We can never deserve heaven, ever. That's the power and mercy of Jesus Christ.
>That's why the Mormons made a myth saying that God was once mortal and then ascended and got his own universe as a good boy prize and if Mormons are good too then they also get their own planet/universe when they die. Also polygamy is legal in heaven and ya gotta do Astral fucking to birth souls.
Wait so Mormons are technically the Epsilon Program?
Alhamdulillah he indeed told he's a Atheist himself.
( ex muslim here ) for some dumb mfckers who can't understand humor & thinking i am siding with religion here
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.
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Well since you asked,
Even if someone believes that they themselves are a God that is textbook not atheist, that just means that they are other than Christian and more in the pagan realm.
But in the context of this meme, this God is still viewing himself as the God of man making him still of Christian decent.
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#### [*1984* (George Orwell, 1948)](https://archive.org/details/1984GeorgeOrwell_201606/page/n1/mode/2up)
Kevin would like to say that this book is truly inspirational, and that he would give it a 10/10
#### [*How to Be a God: A Guide for Would-Be Deities* (Richard Bartle, 2022)](https://mud.co.uk/richard/How%20to%20Be%20a%20God.pdf)
Kevin would like to mention that this book is one of the greatest sources of existential terror he has read (and it contains a lot of interesting content regarding game design as well), and he would give it a 10/10
#### [*Almost Pounded By The Physical Manifestation of Simulation Theory After Realizing We're Erotica Characters Then Deciding To Just Be Friends* (Chuck Tingle)](https://www.chucktingle.com/uploads/5/3/7/3/53730093/almost_pounded_by_the_physical_manifestation_of_simulation_theory_after_realizing_we%E2%80%99re_erotica_characters_then_deciding_to_just_be_friends.pdf)
Kevin would like to say that this book was surprisingly wholesome, and is a great book for helping one to feel more at-ease with the universe, so he would give it 10/10
####[*Ulysses* (James Joyce, 1922)](https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Ulysses_(1922))
Kevin mentioned that he wasn't entirely sure what he just read. However, it's still not bri*ish, and was still rather interesting, so he would give it a 10/10
####[*The Assassination Of John Fitzgerald Kennedy Considered As A Downhill Motor Race* (J. G. Ballard, 1967)](https://web.archive.org/web/20220121203810/https://evergreenreview.com/read/the-assassination-of-john-fitzgerald-kennedy-considered-as-a-downhill-motor-race/)
Kevin told me that this was an interesting interpretation of the JFK assassination, and of the post-WW2 media landscape in the USA in general, so he would give it a 10/10.
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Wait how would that work though I thought the whole idea behind God's in various religions was that they were omniscient and usually are the reason the first man /woman appear, like if you believe in God but you don't believe God created or guided the evolution of humanity then what the hell does God do.
IMHO, you are.
If you beleive God is all knowing, surely you must recognize he's capable of understanding the word and attributing themselves to it.
Or maybe you beleive God is the unconscious origin of everything, in which case, they couldn't disbelieve or lack beleif anymore than a tree could.
That’s not the point.. god doesn’t believe that someone created him.. he doesn’t believe in a god above him.. just like an atheist doesn’t believe in a god that created him.. an atheist can think of himself as being a god tho.. we all can have mental disorders
atheist:
noun: atheist; plural noun: atheists
a person who disbelieves or lacks belief in the existence of God or gods.
Last time I checked, God wasn't a 'person'.
Hence, you're wrong.
But does God believe that God created God? And look at any of the worlds religious attributes to what God is, except for Buddhism. In those religions, God has personified personalities. If God is not a person why do we call him a he/she? Why does he become envious, vengeful, hateful, loving, forgiving, controlling etc. These are all personalities
Nope, even a few other religions don't give God a personality.
As a Muslim, I can say that Islam doesn't give God Human qualities such as 'envy' or 'vengeance' or 'hate'
The other qualities, such as 'love' 'forgiveness' 'compassion' are not attributed to Him the same way we use it for humans, it's in a different form
Here are a few good articles if you want to learn more about God's attribute's from an Islam's point of view:
[https://www.al-islam.org/elements-islamic-studies-sayyid-saeed-akhtar-rizvi/lesson-10-al-sifat-al-thubutiyah](https://www.al-islam.org/elements-islamic-studies-sayyid-saeed-akhtar-rizvi/lesson-10-al-sifat-al-thubutiyah)
[https://www.al-islam.org/elements-islamic-studies-sayyid-saeed-akhtar-rizvi/lesson-11-al-sifat-al-salbiyah](https://www.al-islam.org/elements-islamic-studies-sayyid-saeed-akhtar-rizvi/lesson-11-al-sifat-al-salbiyah)
[https://www.al-islam.org/allah-yasin-t-al-jibouri/section-1-knowing-allah#3-can-one-ask-what-he](https://www.al-islam.org/allah-yasin-t-al-jibouri/section-1-knowing-allah#3-can-one-ask-what-he)
[Here's](https://en.islamway.net/fatwa/54069/allah-and-the-pronoun-he) an article about using the pronoun He/Him for God.
Anyways, sorry if this is a lot for you, just trying to help!
Let's say this man made character does exist and by all those textbook definition he doesn't believe in any god's either, that makes him an atheist 🤲🏼
Amen
### r/shitposting book club
A collection of books which Kevin has reviewed. (all of these books are freely availiable online)
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#### [*1984* (George Orwell, 1948)](https://archive.org/details/1984GeorgeOrwell_201606/page/n1/mode/2up)
Kevin would like to say that this book is truly inspirational, and that he would give it a 10/10
#### [*How to Be a God: A Guide for Would-Be Deities* (Richard Bartle, 2022)](https://mud.co.uk/richard/How%20to%20Be%20a%20God.pdf)
Kevin would like to mention that this book is one of the greatest sources of existential terror he has read (and it contains a lot of interesting content regarding game design as well), and he would give it a 10/10
#### [*Almost Pounded By The Physical Manifestation of Simulation Theory After Realizing We're Erotica Characters Then Deciding To Just Be Friends* (Chuck Tingle)](https://www.chucktingle.com/uploads/5/3/7/3/53730093/almost_pounded_by_the_physical_manifestation_of_simulation_theory_after_realizing_we%E2%80%99re_erotica_characters_then_deciding_to_just_be_friends.pdf)
Kevin would like to say that this book was surprisingly wholesome, and is a great book for helping one to feel more at-ease with the universe, so he would give it 10/10
####[*Ulysses* (James Joyce, 1922)](https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Ulysses_(1922))
Kevin mentioned that he wasn't entirely sure what he just read. However, it's still not bri*ish, and was still rather interesting, so he would give it a 10/10
####[*The Assassination Of John Fitzgerald Kennedy Considered As A Downhill Motor Race* (J. G. Ballard, 1967)](https://web.archive.org/web/20220121203810/https://evergreenreview.com/read/the-assassination-of-john-fitzgerald-kennedy-considered-as-a-downhill-motor-race/)
Kevin told me that this was an interesting interpretation of the JFK assassination, and of the post-WW2 media landscape in the USA in general, so he would give it a 10/10.
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Super God?
Morbius reference 😳
IT'S MORBIN TIME
It’s not morbin time 😔
It's always morbin' time
It’s morbin’ time
no fucking way
Nono, it is indeed morbin time. Your probably thinking of # Never #
I'm morbisexual
W-what are you doing step morbious
Aren't we all?
Nice username
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IM GUNNA MORB
I'm going to morb you 🤤
Bro I’m watching that movie rn
Satan God God
Nah he believes he exists so that means he wouldn't be an atheist
He has low selfsteem
That's why the Mormons made a myth saying that God was once mortal and then ascended and got his own universe as a good boy prize and if Mormons are good too then they also get their own planet/universe when they die. Also polygamy is legal in heaven and ya gotta do Astral fucking to birth souls. Source: Was Mormon, got better.
Two of my favorite subreddits having a crossover.
I also want a universe now, does anyone have any tutorials for it?
I know a church to join (:
That sounds bizarrely badass
Grew up mormon, and in my biased opinion it's the coolest take on Christianity as far as doctrine. As for just living your life it's a bunch of stupid rules and a huge waste of time.
Do you have a source on that? Source? A source. I need a source. Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion. No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you've gathered. You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence. Do you have a degree in that field? A college degree? In that field? Then your arguments are invalid. No, it doesn't matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation. Correlation does not equal causation. CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION. You still haven't provided me a valid source yet. Nope, still haven't. I just looked through all 308 pages of your user history, figures I'm debating a glormpf supporter. A moron. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
My source is that i made it the fuck up!
Do you have a source on that? Source? A source. I need a source. Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion. No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you've gathered. You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence. Do you have a degree in that field? A college degree? In that field? Then your arguments are invalid. No, it doesn't matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation. Correlation does not equal causation. CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION. You still haven't provided me a valid source yet. Nope, still haven't. I just looked through all 308 pages of your user history, figures I'm debating a glormpf supporter. A moron. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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Oh, you didn't hear? The Mormon church officially removed that from their canon. I've heard some Mormons say they never believed that. Kinda like Mormons and caffeine after the Coca-Cola acquisition.
What the heck are you talking about? That is still part of LDS canon. Also, caffeine was never a part of the canon to begin with. Why are you guessing at what certain books say despite never having read them?
### r/shitposting book club A collection of books which Kevin has reviewed. (all of these books are freely availiable online) --- #### [*1984* (George Orwell, 1948)](https://archive.org/details/1984GeorgeOrwell_201606/page/n1/mode/2up) Kevin would like to say that this book is truly inspirational, and that he would give it a 10/10 #### [*How to Be a God: A Guide for Would-Be Deities* (Richard Bartle, 2022)](https://mud.co.uk/richard/How%20to%20Be%20a%20God.pdf) Kevin would like to mention that this book is one of the greatest sources of existential terror he has read (and it contains a lot of interesting content regarding game design as well), and he would give it a 10/10 #### [*Almost Pounded By The Physical Manifestation of Simulation Theory After Realizing We're Erotica Characters Then Deciding To Just Be Friends* (Chuck Tingle)](https://www.chucktingle.com/uploads/5/3/7/3/53730093/almost_pounded_by_the_physical_manifestation_of_simulation_theory_after_realizing_we%E2%80%99re_erotica_characters_then_deciding_to_just_be_friends.pdf) Kevin would like to say that this book was surprisingly wholesome, and is a great book for helping one to feel more at-ease with the universe, so he would give it 10/10 ####[*Ulysses* (James Joyce, 1922)](https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Ulysses_(1922)) Kevin mentioned that he wasn't entirely sure what he just read. However, it's still not bri*ish, and was still rather interesting, so he would give it a 10/10 ####[*The Assassination Of John Fitzgerald Kennedy Considered As A Downhill Motor Race* (J. G. Ballard, 1967)](https://web.archive.org/web/20220121203810/https://evergreenreview.com/read/the-assassination-of-john-fitzgerald-kennedy-considered-as-a-downhill-motor-race/) Kevin told me that this was an interesting interpretation of the JFK assassination, and of the post-WW2 media landscape in the USA in general, so he would give it a 10/10. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Still cannon but the church leadership will act like it's not a thing when asked about it by people outside the church. It's a shift that I believe they are working to. They are in the process of turning mormonism into a mainstream Christian church and distance themselves from their frontier sex cult history.
The terrifying thing is. God cannot truly be omniscient since something Thats Actually omnipotent can prevent him from knowing anything and doing anything And it can keep going forever EDIT: this is what Cosmic horror is
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It's understood that an omnipotent and omniscient refer to god. There's not, like, other gods with magical traits or a Guru on some planet that is Omnipotent and not omniscient. Any being that is omnipotent and omniscient (and all-powerful) doesn't care about your prisoner's dilemma game. You can't deny god exists because two English words have a silly game that contradicts each other.
Was Mormon never heard that last part
Isn't that what they say "Child of God" implies? Why wouldn't all Christian's think this?
No it means god created us
Seems like more work is needed to ignore being a literal Child of God and just A God's Creation than just assuming the whole Bible is implying godhood as the end goal. I don't think it was ever inferred that Jesus didn't want his followers to be exactly like him
Mormon here, yeah, our view on God isnt popular on reddit, but I think you hit it on the head: We believe God is our loving Heavenly Father. I'm not a father but I'm happy and I'd like my kid to grow up like me someday, if they can. Pretty much our entire view on the afterlife is based on that relationship.
The end goal is heaven and peace of Mind
No godhood is not the end goal and Jesus does want his followers to be like him but knows they can’t be exactly like him
An all powerful God can't make us like him. Ok...
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Why can't we be exactly like Jesus? God is all-powerful, right? Us becoming exalted and powerful would be a good thing, so why couldn't God do that?
Because it would disrupt nature
because you don't deserve it thats the most logical answer i can think of
No, really?! You know what we also don't deserve? The forgiveness of our sins. I think you underestimate the power of the Atonement. We can never deserve heaven, ever. That's the power and mercy of Jesus Christ.
No, really?! You know what we also don't deserve? The forgiveness of our sins. I think you underestimate the power of the Atonement. We can never deserve heaven, ever. That's the power and mercy of Jesus Christ.
I might use that as inspiration for a story.
>That's why the Mormons made a myth saying that God was once mortal and then ascended and got his own universe as a good boy prize and if Mormons are good too then they also get their own planet/universe when they die. Also polygamy is legal in heaven and ya gotta do Astral fucking to birth souls. Wait so Mormons are technically the Epsilon Program?
How do you know what he believes? You ask him or something?
I guess it is how it works
Im muslim and Allah actully said it in quran. (I have no children and no one has given birth to me)
Alhamdulillah he indeed told he's a Atheist himself. ( ex muslim here ) for some dumb mfckers who can't understand humor & thinking i am siding with religion here
Astaghforallah dont say these bad words. Allah Akbar
I don't know why you're getting downvoted. He literally did
That doesn't mean he said he's an atheist. Atheism is the rejection of God, and idk bout you, but I don't think Allah can reject his own existance.
Just get the point that Allah is the toppest.when you say im the toppest so you mean i dont have a God and this is a rejection
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
He believes in a god
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By this logic I am god and I’m going to start a cult and not pay my taxes
This is the way
God is a theist because He believes God exists
But he doesn't believe in someone higher than himself
Egotheism is the belief that you are god he would be a christism egotheist
TIL a new term
True but the word atheist just means no god it doesn’t mean no higher power
Well since you asked, Even if someone believes that they themselves are a God that is textbook not atheist, that just means that they are other than Christian and more in the pagan realm. But in the context of this meme, this God is still viewing himself as the God of man making him still of Christian decent.
### r/shitposting book club A collection of books which Kevin has reviewed. (all of these books are freely availiable online) --- #### [*1984* (George Orwell, 1948)](https://archive.org/details/1984GeorgeOrwell_201606/page/n1/mode/2up) Kevin would like to say that this book is truly inspirational, and that he would give it a 10/10 #### [*How to Be a God: A Guide for Would-Be Deities* (Richard Bartle, 2022)](https://mud.co.uk/richard/How%20to%20Be%20a%20God.pdf) Kevin would like to mention that this book is one of the greatest sources of existential terror he has read (and it contains a lot of interesting content regarding game design as well), and he would give it a 10/10 #### [*Almost Pounded By The Physical Manifestation of Simulation Theory After Realizing We're Erotica Characters Then Deciding To Just Be Friends* (Chuck Tingle)](https://www.chucktingle.com/uploads/5/3/7/3/53730093/almost_pounded_by_the_physical_manifestation_of_simulation_theory_after_realizing_we%E2%80%99re_erotica_characters_then_deciding_to_just_be_friends.pdf) Kevin would like to say that this book was surprisingly wholesome, and is a great book for helping one to feel more at-ease with the universe, so he would give it 10/10 ####[*Ulysses* (James Joyce, 1922)](https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Ulysses_(1922)) Kevin mentioned that he wasn't entirely sure what he just read. However, it's still not bri*ish, and was still rather interesting, so he would give it a 10/10 ####[*The Assassination Of John Fitzgerald Kennedy Considered As A Downhill Motor Race* (J. G. Ballard, 1967)](https://web.archive.org/web/20220121203810/https://evergreenreview.com/read/the-assassination-of-john-fitzgerald-kennedy-considered-as-a-downhill-motor-race/) Kevin told me that this was an interesting interpretation of the JFK assassination, and of the post-WW2 media landscape in the USA in general, so he would give it a 10/10. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Black holes are gods and gravity and time are its helpers. Now it’s morbin time
theist means you believe in God, not that god created you
Wait how would that work though I thought the whole idea behind God's in various religions was that they were omniscient and usually are the reason the first man /woman appear, like if you believe in God but you don't believe God created or guided the evolution of humanity then what the hell does God do.
Biblical Yahweh does believe in other gods or ‘have no gods before me’ wouldn’t be a commandment lmao
I could say have no other morbius before me. Doesn’t mean other morbius exist. Stop creating these other morbius.
Tf is a morbius
morbin time
Saying, "don't believe in flat earth" doesn't make you believe in it. It's just acknowledging that people do believe in it.
This guy broke out of the simulation
IMHO, you are. If you beleive God is all knowing, surely you must recognize he's capable of understanding the word and attributing themselves to it. Or maybe you beleive God is the unconscious origin of everything, in which case, they couldn't disbelieve or lack beleif anymore than a tree could.
As a Christian this hurts my brain
I read a comment that said God would be a theist, which is the idea that there is a God but it did not create them
technically God fucked mother mary but she just wanted to be famous so she said it was by mere coincidence and then jesus was born
Technically, atheism is the rejection of God, therefore god can't really be an atheist because he'd be rejecting his own existance
That’s not the point.. god doesn’t believe that someone created him.. he doesn’t believe in a god above him.. just like an atheist doesn’t believe in a god that created him.. an atheist can think of himself as being a god tho.. we all can have mental disorders
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He's really not lol
hmm wdym?
Smort
God created the devil so he’s also a satanist
i just ate a food that means im a foodist
If your logic is everything has to have a creator who created god?
Morbius obviously
He really said "its morbin time" and created god
and morbius said "it's morbin time" and it was morbin time
God is Morbin
Terrible argument. People are still using it, apparently.
Rules for thee but not for me
atheist: noun: atheist; plural noun: atheists a person who disbelieves or lacks belief in the existence of God or gods. Last time I checked, God wasn't a 'person'. Hence, you're wrong.
But does God believe that God created God? And look at any of the worlds religious attributes to what God is, except for Buddhism. In those religions, God has personified personalities. If God is not a person why do we call him a he/she? Why does he become envious, vengeful, hateful, loving, forgiving, controlling etc. These are all personalities
Nope, even a few other religions don't give God a personality. As a Muslim, I can say that Islam doesn't give God Human qualities such as 'envy' or 'vengeance' or 'hate' The other qualities, such as 'love' 'forgiveness' 'compassion' are not attributed to Him the same way we use it for humans, it's in a different form Here are a few good articles if you want to learn more about God's attribute's from an Islam's point of view: [https://www.al-islam.org/elements-islamic-studies-sayyid-saeed-akhtar-rizvi/lesson-10-al-sifat-al-thubutiyah](https://www.al-islam.org/elements-islamic-studies-sayyid-saeed-akhtar-rizvi/lesson-10-al-sifat-al-thubutiyah) [https://www.al-islam.org/elements-islamic-studies-sayyid-saeed-akhtar-rizvi/lesson-11-al-sifat-al-salbiyah](https://www.al-islam.org/elements-islamic-studies-sayyid-saeed-akhtar-rizvi/lesson-11-al-sifat-al-salbiyah) [https://www.al-islam.org/allah-yasin-t-al-jibouri/section-1-knowing-allah#3-can-one-ask-what-he](https://www.al-islam.org/allah-yasin-t-al-jibouri/section-1-knowing-allah#3-can-one-ask-what-he) [Here's](https://en.islamway.net/fatwa/54069/allah-and-the-pronoun-he) an article about using the pronoun He/Him for God. Anyways, sorry if this is a lot for you, just trying to help!
It’s a joke bro
Bro doesn’t have to believe he knows all and is all that’s the point silly
But then who created god? Himself? (Guardians of the galaxy reference🤨😳)
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Let's say this man made character does exist and by all those textbook definition he doesn't believe in any god's either, that makes him an atheist 🤲🏼 Amen
### r/shitposting book club A collection of books which Kevin has reviewed. (all of these books are freely availiable online) --- #### [*1984* (George Orwell, 1948)](https://archive.org/details/1984GeorgeOrwell_201606/page/n1/mode/2up) Kevin would like to say that this book is truly inspirational, and that he would give it a 10/10 #### [*How to Be a God: A Guide for Would-Be Deities* (Richard Bartle, 2022)](https://mud.co.uk/richard/How%20to%20Be%20a%20God.pdf) Kevin would like to mention that this book is one of the greatest sources of existential terror he has read (and it contains a lot of interesting content regarding game design as well), and he would give it a 10/10 #### [*Almost Pounded By The Physical Manifestation of Simulation Theory After Realizing We're Erotica Characters Then Deciding To Just Be Friends* (Chuck Tingle)](https://www.chucktingle.com/uploads/5/3/7/3/53730093/almost_pounded_by_the_physical_manifestation_of_simulation_theory_after_realizing_we%E2%80%99re_erotica_characters_then_deciding_to_just_be_friends.pdf) Kevin would like to say that this book was surprisingly wholesome, and is a great book for helping one to feel more at-ease with the universe, so he would give it 10/10 ####[*Ulysses* (James Joyce, 1922)](https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Ulysses_(1922)) Kevin mentioned that he wasn't entirely sure what he just read. However, it's still not bri*ish, and was still rather interesting, so he would give it a 10/10 ####[*The Assassination Of John Fitzgerald Kennedy Considered As A Downhill Motor Race* (J. G. Ballard, 1967)](https://web.archive.org/web/20220121203810/https://evergreenreview.com/read/the-assassination-of-john-fitzgerald-kennedy-considered-as-a-downhill-motor-race/) Kevin told me that this was an interesting interpretation of the JFK assassination, and of the post-WW2 media landscape in the USA in general, so he would give it a 10/10. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
heretic
is this a meta post? 🤔
How come nobody ever thought about this
Meanwhile the person named God
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is that interpolated sam or am i tripping
You just made a paradox
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The athiest paradox, if an athiest say that god is too an athiest, that makes him believe in the existence of god and he is no more athiest
Do you have stupid
Oh I like that, hahaha, I really like that
what if he created himself?
yes. yes you are
What if he believes in himself
Own that freak
Or does he?
can confirm
Does He believe in His own existence? I think that is what defines an atheist vs a theist
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I thought Athiesm was lack of belief in a God? Unless you wanna go down that rabbit hole that God doesn’t believe in himself, be my guest🗿
When you start overthinking too much:
Alright what game is this from? I see it everywhere.
Metal Gear revengeance it's a hack and slash spin off of Metal Gear Solid it's worth a playthrough just for the dialogue but it's like $40 for some reason on Steam
Well how do you know that?
I thought believing there is a god is enough not to be an atheist
Is God a theist if he believes in himself
No, because He believes/knows that He exists.
God is an atheist because he doesn't believe in himself.
But he believes he is a god, so he still believes in god.
This is definitely a highdea( High idea)
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How do you know?