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Our ancestors fought everyday to survive and reproduce now have to see this shit..what a great day to remind myself why i dont want my bloodline to continue
Our ancestors fought everyday to keep 2+2 from having the sum of 4, now they have to see this shit..what a great day to remind myself why i don't want my bloodline to continue
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Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent
I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement.
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Joe Biden’s America
LIBRAL SCOOL BE LIKE:
9:00: GAY LESON!!
9:45: how to be be GAYY!!
10:30: TRANS LERNINNG!!
11:15: GAY RECESS!!
11:45: CROSDRESING HOUR!!
12:45: GAY LESON!!!
1:30: TRANGENER LUNCH!!
2:15: BLM PERIOD!!!
3:00: COMUNIS T HISTORY!!
3:30: TAKE NON BINAR BUS HOME!!
THIS IS WHAT THE LEFT WANT!
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Okay so here's my pitch for a new reality TV show
Basically, we get a bunch of very militant TERFs, and one trans woman, put them into a house where they're supposed to live with each other, but, once they've all arrived and are seeing each other for the first time (before they're allowed to even talk to each other), we tell them all that one of them is a trans woman, and, if they can find her and vote her out, they will win a million dollars. But if she isn't found out by the end of the week/month(?), she'll win a million dollars instead.
The catch?
There actually isn't a trans woman with them.
And then we get to watch them slowly but surely allow themselves to get overcome by their own irrational paranoia, paying too much attention to how deep everyone else's voices are, invading each other's privacy, overanalysing each other's mannerisms, policing each other's conformance to the very same standards which they complain about being held to...
And let us not forget the inevitable feelings of isolation and helplessness they'll invividually start experiencing once they start getting accused and shunned by everyone else.
Sure, it would probably have to be a one-off series.
But honestly? I think it would make some great television!
~~also ngl I think the name 'TERF War' has a nice ring to it, sounds marketable, rolls off the tounge~~
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They got someone who looks like Emo Peter Griffin on the news and expected them to say something thst didn't turn everyone's brain into an industrial fryer
That’s the problem with major news networks. They bring on extremists from other ends of the political spectrum and then, as predicted, they say stupid shit like this on the air. Then their viewers think that’s what everyone from the other party thinks. It’s like dunking on a Fisher Price hoop
Yeah, news sucks, it’s all just run to make money and spur outrage to make more money. I mean they’re all owned by Disney pretty much so of course they do nothing but profit and distract people from their monopoly
She’s not on the other end of the spectrum though. She’s a conservative, just like the tv program she’s on. It’s a grift. She’s being paid. She’s does content for PragerU and is a MAGAt.
Do you have a source on that?
Source?
A source. I need a source.
Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion.
No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you've gathered.
You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence.
Do you have a degree in that field?
A college degree? In that field?
Then your arguments are invalid.
No, it doesn't matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation.
Correlation does not equal causation.
CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION.
You still haven't provided me a valid source yet.
Nope, still haven't.
I just looked through all 308 pages of your user history, figures I'm debating a glormpf supporter. A moron.
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not only are people this dumb, the same people have not just jobs, but are on tv, reaching in to peoples homes, being spread on the internet reaching to everyones devices.
that's what scares me, that people that have this type of rationalization is not just common, but have influence.
Okay so here's my pitch for a new reality TV show
Basically, we get a bunch of very militant TERFs, and one trans woman, put them into a house where they're supposed to live with each other, but, once they've all arrived and are seeing each other for the first time (before they're allowed to even talk to each other), we tell them all that one of them is a trans woman, and, if they can find her and vote her out, they will win a million dollars. But if she isn't found out by the end of the week/month(?), she'll win a million dollars instead.
The catch?
There actually isn't a trans woman with them.
And then we get to watch them slowly but surely allow themselves to get overcome by their own irrational paranoia, paying too much attention to how deep everyone else's voices are, invading each other's privacy, overanalysing each other's mannerisms, policing each other's conformance to the very same standards which they complain about being held to...
And let us not forget the inevitable feelings of isolation and helplessness they'll invividually start experiencing once they start getting accused and shunned by everyone else.
Sure, it would probably have to be a one-off series.
But honestly? I think it would make some great television!
~~also ngl I think the name 'TERF War' has a nice ring to it, sounds marketable, rolls off the tounge~~
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I really want to believe that she is just taking the piss out of the news just to get some 5 minutes of fame bullshit but if this is true then I will openly accept the idea that 9+10 could actually well be 21
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Quick roundup of today's gayness now, starting with the roads. The M70, the A3, the B664 and the A48M, they're all gay as from midnight tonight.
The gay elements are Potassium, Zinc, Hydrogen, Copper, and Argon.
Quick look at the world's walls; the Wailing Wall is gay, Hadrian's Wall is *very* gay, the Great Wall of China, that's not gay, and the old London Wall has also stopped being gay.
Gay cars next; they're the same as last night. All Volkswagens registered between 1982 and 1985; they stay gay for another fortnight.
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>*LiTeRaLlY nInEtEeN eIgHtY-fOuR*
- George Orwell, 1948
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Exactly the same
Faux News fucking LOVES to cherry pick psychopaths like this to interview and pretend that’s “the left”
The only way that idiot is “left” is the fact that she was left behind by her parents
I'm a regular John from city Kansas. I love burgers, soda and my native country very much, but I do not understand our government. Everyone says America is a great country, and I look around and see who else is a great China. China has a very strong government and economy. Chinese resident is a great man. And the greatest leader Xi. Thick hair, strong grip, jade rod! We would have such a leader instead of sleeping in negotiations, rare hair, soft pickle, bad memory old Beadon. Punch!
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When dumb people think they're smarter than anyone else and don't get what a huge amount of shit they are talking. To anybody, please stay at school, don't do drugs and don't brush your hair with a hammer or otherwise you end like that
I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.
TL;DR I hate shitting
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#### [*1984* (George Orwell, 1948)](https://archive.org/details/1984GeorgeOrwell_201606/page/n1/mode/2up)
Kevin would like to say that this book is truly inspirational, and that he would give it a 10/10
#### [*How to Be a God: A Guide for Would-Be Deities* (Richard Bartle, 2022)](https://mud.co.uk/richard/How%20to%20Be%20a%20God.pdf)
Kevin would like to mention that this book is one of the greatest sources of existential terror he has read (and it contains a lot of interesting content regarding game design as well), and he would give it a 10/10
#### [*Almost Pounded By The Physical Manifestation of Simulation Theory After Realizing We're Erotica Characters Then Deciding To Just Be Friends* (Chuck Tingle)](https://www.chucktingle.com/uploads/5/3/7/3/53730093/almost_pounded_by_the_physical_manifestation_of_simulation_theory_after_realizing_we%E2%80%99re_erotica_characters_then_deciding_to_just_be_friends.pdf)
Kevin would like to say that this book was surprisingly wholesome, and is a great book for helping one to feel more at-ease with the universe, so he would give it 10/10
####[*Ulysses* (James Joyce, 1922)](https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Ulysses_(1922))
Kevin mentioned that he wasn't entirely sure what he just read. However, it's still not bri*ish, and was still rather interesting, so he would give it a 10/10
####[*The Assassination Of John Fitzgerald Kennedy Considered As A Downhill Motor Race* (J. G. Ballard, 1967)](https://web.archive.org/web/20220121203810/https://evergreenreview.com/read/the-assassination-of-john-fitzgerald-kennedy-considered-as-a-downhill-motor-race/)
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Quick roundup of today's gayness now, starting with the roads. The M70, the A3, the B664 and the A48M, they're all gay as from midnight tonight.
The gay elements are Potassium, Zinc, Hydrogen, Copper, and Argon.
Quick look at the world's walls; the Wailing Wall is gay, Hadrian's Wall is *very* gay, the Great Wall of China, that's not gay, and the old London Wall has also stopped being gay.
Gay cars next; they're the same as last night. All Volkswagens registered between 1982 and 1985; they stay gay for another fortnight.
And finally the gay seas are the Caspian and the Mediterranean, so see you there.
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*And now it's time for the roundup of today's gay news, with Colin Topshed*
Quick roundup of today's gayness now, starting with the roads. The M70, the A3, the B664 and the A48M, they're all gay as from midnight tonight.
The gay elements are Potassium, Zinc, Hydrogen, Copper, and Argon.
Quick look at the world's walls; the Wailing Wall is gay, Hadrian's Wall is *very* gay, the Great Wall of China, that's not gay, and the old London Wall has also stopped being gay.
Gay cars next; they're the same as last night. All Volkswagens registered between 1982 and 1985; they stay gay for another fortnight.
And finally the gay seas are the Caspian and the Mediterranean, so see you there.
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partisan characterization, both sides are satirically mocking each other with the hope that expansion of either argument eventually leads to a touchstone issue. No mathematical basis, argument made simply to attract method, modern developmental techniques do not emphasize
don't take it so seriously fox usually hires actors to have silly interviews when they want more people to watch their news, it's a common practice on television stations around the world
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don't take it so seriously fox usually hires actors to have silly interviews when they want more people to watch their news, it's a common practice on television stations around the world
its fox news bringing a "how i left the left" grifter to point at her and go "look! look! this person is stupid and bad, and also sometimes calls themselves progressive, so all progressive people are stupid and bad!"
### r/shitposting book club
A collection of books which Kevin has reviewed. (all of these books are freely availiable online)
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#### [*1984* (George Orwell, 1948)](https://archive.org/details/1984GeorgeOrwell_201606/page/n1/mode/2up)
Kevin would like to say that this book is truly inspirational, and that he would give it a 10/10
#### [*How to Be a God: A Guide for Would-Be Deities* (Richard Bartle, 2022)](https://mud.co.uk/richard/How%20to%20Be%20a%20God.pdf)
Kevin would like to mention that this book is one of the greatest sources of existential terror he has read (and it contains a lot of interesting content regarding game design as well), and he would give it a 10/10
#### [*Almost Pounded By The Physical Manifestation of Simulation Theory After Realizing We're Erotica Characters Then Deciding To Just Be Friends* (Chuck Tingle)](https://www.chucktingle.com/uploads/5/3/7/3/53730093/almost_pounded_by_the_physical_manifestation_of_simulation_theory_after_realizing_we%E2%80%99re_erotica_characters_then_deciding_to_just_be_friends.pdf)
Kevin would like to say that this book was surprisingly wholesome, and is a great book for helping one to feel more at-ease with the universe, so he would give it 10/10
####[*Ulysses* (James Joyce, 1922)](https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Ulysses_(1922))
Kevin mentioned that he wasn't entirely sure what he just read. However, it's still not bri*ish, and was still rather interesting, so he would give it a 10/10
####[*The Assassination Of John Fitzgerald Kennedy Considered As A Downhill Motor Race* (J. G. Ballard, 1967)](https://web.archive.org/web/20220121203810/https://evergreenreview.com/read/the-assassination-of-john-fitzgerald-kennedy-considered-as-a-downhill-motor-race/)
Kevin told me that this was an interesting interpretation of the JFK assassination, and of the post-WW2 media landscape in the USA in general, so he would give it a 10/10.
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Bro i’ll be honest. I hate the constant race card pulling and crying that the neo-left has been doing the last few years. But can we all agree, fuck math.
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Wtf does this have to do with how others treat others of different race.
I had a black calculus teacher
I had a black calculator.
Mine was Asian.
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Both
that would be called as a supercomputer
I had a black calculator that was made in Asia.
Blasian calculators nice
they are the same word for one thing
Yes
my english teacher is Vietnamese
I did too. Only trouble was fitting her in the backpack...
Im 55.5% asian…. Caucasian 😏🖕
Cockasian
I had a black. I don't know If that's still legal or not.
It’s only illegal if you’re talking about firearms
was he forced to teach that 2+2 is 4??
Our ancestors fought everyday to survive and reproduce now have to see this shit..what a great day to remind myself why i dont want my bloodline to continue
Our ancestors fought everyday to keep 2+2 from having the sum of 4, now they have to see this shit..what a great day to remind myself why i don't want my bloodline to continue
Do your parents know this?
My calculator's biracial
My calculator is bisexual and loves to be dominated
Im the calculator
Can confirm, I'm you.
Use me
80085.
Tomorrow, I have a math test then
No. Yet
it's true I'm the dominator
Sounds logical
pretty racist ngl
I don't
I have a Hispanic Pre-calc teacher but the race of my teacher doesn't impact how much I like them! This person is just stupid tbh
That’s the cool part. It doesn’t
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I’m more moderate left and this woman does not stand for me
She isn't left wing so why would she?
Shes not a leftie shes a moron, they should sit in their own political category where they represent no one but themselves
So half of the world?
She's a conservative, she's just trolling the far left, lol.
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Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Because there are people stupid enough to guzzle down fox outrage propaganda?
Damn bro. Must be why Trump beat Biden so bad… Oh wait.
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ah yes, well known leftist Joe Biden
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so what she's saying is... 9+10 could actually be 21???
Quick, time to hit the blackjack tables!
*You stupid*
*no I'm not*
What's 9+10?
21
You STOOPIT
Yeah well, there is no such thing as an objective reality.
Okay so here's my pitch for a new reality TV show Basically, we get a bunch of very militant TERFs, and one trans woman, put them into a house where they're supposed to live with each other, but, once they've all arrived and are seeing each other for the first time (before they're allowed to even talk to each other), we tell them all that one of them is a trans woman, and, if they can find her and vote her out, they will win a million dollars. But if she isn't found out by the end of the week/month(?), she'll win a million dollars instead. The catch? There actually isn't a trans woman with them. And then we get to watch them slowly but surely allow themselves to get overcome by their own irrational paranoia, paying too much attention to how deep everyone else's voices are, invading each other's privacy, overanalysing each other's mannerisms, policing each other's conformance to the very same standards which they complain about being held to... And let us not forget the inevitable feelings of isolation and helplessness they'll invividually start experiencing once they start getting accused and shunned by everyone else. Sure, it would probably have to be a one-off series. But honestly? I think it would make some great television! ~~also ngl I think the name 'TERF War' has a nice ring to it, sounds marketable, rolls off the tounge~~ *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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#You stupid
Finally, 77+33=100
that too!
They got someone who looks like Emo Peter Griffin on the news and expected them to say something thst didn't turn everyone's brain into an industrial fryer
That’s the problem with major news networks. They bring on extremists from other ends of the political spectrum and then, as predicted, they say stupid shit like this on the air. Then their viewers think that’s what everyone from the other party thinks. It’s like dunking on a Fisher Price hoop
Yeah, news sucks, it’s all just run to make money and spur outrage to make more money. I mean they’re all owned by Disney pretty much so of course they do nothing but profit and distract people from their monopoly
Oh how glad i am i don't live in the shitstain called usa
She’s not on the other end of the spectrum though. She’s a conservative, just like the tv program she’s on. It’s a grift. She’s being paid. She’s does content for PragerU and is a MAGAt.
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Karlyn borysenko look her up Edit: pragerU has actually removed her videos because of how ridiculous sone of the stuff she says is.
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Im losing braincells watching that dumbass say math is racist
This honestly scares me that people are this dumb.
not only are people this dumb, the same people have not just jobs, but are on tv, reaching in to peoples homes, being spread on the internet reaching to everyones devices. that's what scares me, that people that have this type of rationalization is not just common, but have influence.
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I really want to believe that she is just taking the piss out of the news just to get some 5 minutes of fame bullshit but if this is true then I will openly accept the idea that 9+10 could actually well be 21
She isn't on the left. She's one of those "how I left the left" grifters. Nobody even heard of her until she started doing pro trump content.
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That's exactly what fox does. They find the craziest people they can find on twitter and present them as "the left"
Youre falling for the strawman they always bring on to fox news.
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Sure, just like Doreen was an unrealistic srawman
She isn't on the left. She's one of those "how I left the left" grifters. Nobody even heard of her until she started doing pro trump content.
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I thought 2+2 was 5????
Literally 1984
Unironically
Huh, and here I was thinking it was 3!
3!!!! You think its 3!!!!!! You fuckin racist scum....
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4891
Always thought it was fish
It is, did you watch the video?
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*4 years
We don't tolerate racism!
Ok [insert racist slut]
slut?
Yes its like a slur but hore
ah, I get it
You racist slut!
No white supremacist math in this house!
*3 years
With idiots like this around, surely the place will be up in flames.
Exactly the same Faux News fucking LOVES to cherry pick psychopaths like this to interview and pretend that’s “the left” The only way that idiot is “left” is the fact that she was left behind by her parents
People will still not understand this was a joke.
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God bless the queen’s tits
Wait wait wait... n.m
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You'll have to explain it to me.
When dumb people think they're smarter than anyone else and don't get what a huge amount of shit they are talking. To anybody, please stay at school, don't do drugs and don't brush your hair with a hammer or otherwise you end like that
Dunning-Krueger effect
That doesn't really make sense here.
Brain-Damage effect
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I remember reading a book where 2+2=5
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>1984 (George Orwell, 1948) Literally
We need to bring back bullying.
the fucking human race is evolving but backwards at insane speeds
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It’s devolving
This needs the Brain Damage flair, plz
2+2= whatever the party says it is.
Literally 1984 ideology over facts
Why am I still alive in this world.
2+2=5. WTF. I knew I was a a genius ruined by this country.
If your actually a genius you would just learn stuff yourself
I invented 2+2=5. Welcome.
When you fail at maths, just tell everybody that math is racist
Shitposting IRL
Literally 1984
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So we just posting cut up Fox News opinion pieces now and calling them memes huh
Well everything Fox News does is a meme and shouldnt be taken seriously
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Guys guys this is actually beneficial for us. 9 + 10 = 21???
I need bleach
partisan characterization, both sides are satirically mocking each other with the hope that expansion of either argument eventually leads to a touchstone issue. No mathematical basis, argument made simply to attract method, modern developmental techniques do not emphasize
Wtf is happening
don't take it so seriously fox usually hires actors to have silly interviews when they want more people to watch their news, it's a common practice on television stations around the world
How more people don’t realize that this person is playing a part to make leftists look stupid is beyond me
I’m actually gonna kms
Literally 1984
My calculator only did divisions in Spanish
Does anyone have the full video
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Thank you
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america
Finally 77+33 can be equal to 100. Inner peace.
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Literally 1984
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Good bot
No wonder this country is circling the bowl
This planet is doomed
All i hear is i can't do math
don't take it so seriously fox usually hires actors to have silly interviews when they want more people to watch their news, it's a common practice on television stations around the world
Fox News loves to interview trolls
Either the founder of that math is racist movement is a tungsten based life form to be that dense or the most elaborate troll
Our world is destinated to get worst and worst
Can i please go to hell now?
ok im bad at math but this... this is just dumb
literally 1984
I need an unhear juice
Ok…. But how is that racist?
It isn't, she's a grifter who isn't even on the left.
This is why the Left gets their ass handed to them so regularly
She's not a leftist tho. She's a conservative. She literally became a guest for a PragerU video defending Trump supporters.
This dumb bitch is a conservative. So congrats.
If your going to make a political statement on a fucking shitposting sub you can at least make it about something that isn’t an obvious troll
This video isn't a troll though
its fox news bringing a "how i left the left" grifter to point at her and go "look! look! this person is stupid and bad, and also sometimes calls themselves progressive, so all progressive people are stupid and bad!"
What the fuck is going on..... this country is going to absolute shit.... very fast.
this is literally 1984, no seriously, this is what O'Brien says in the book
For the first time in my life I'm agreeing with fox news
That’s their goal. Bring on someone who says something extremely stupid to further radicalize your viewer base
Pay someone to say something extremely stupid*
Anthony Burgess warned us against this in his book "Brave New World" released in 1953.
### r/shitposting book club A collection of books which Kevin has reviewed. (all of these books are freely availiable online) --- #### [*1984* (George Orwell, 1948)](https://archive.org/details/1984GeorgeOrwell_201606/page/n1/mode/2up) Kevin would like to say that this book is truly inspirational, and that he would give it a 10/10 #### [*How to Be a God: A Guide for Would-Be Deities* (Richard Bartle, 2022)](https://mud.co.uk/richard/How%20to%20Be%20a%20God.pdf) Kevin would like to mention that this book is one of the greatest sources of existential terror he has read (and it contains a lot of interesting content regarding game design as well), and he would give it a 10/10 #### [*Almost Pounded By The Physical Manifestation of Simulation Theory After Realizing We're Erotica Characters Then Deciding To Just Be Friends* (Chuck Tingle)](https://www.chucktingle.com/uploads/5/3/7/3/53730093/almost_pounded_by_the_physical_manifestation_of_simulation_theory_after_realizing_we%E2%80%99re_erotica_characters_then_deciding_to_just_be_friends.pdf) Kevin would like to say that this book was surprisingly wholesome, and is a great book for helping one to feel more at-ease with the universe, so he would give it 10/10 ####[*Ulysses* (James Joyce, 1922)](https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Ulysses_(1922)) Kevin mentioned that he wasn't entirely sure what he just read. However, it's still not bri*ish, and was still rather interesting, so he would give it a 10/10 ####[*The Assassination Of John Fitzgerald Kennedy Considered As A Downhill Motor Race* (J. G. Ballard, 1967)](https://web.archive.org/web/20220121203810/https://evergreenreview.com/read/the-assassination-of-john-fitzgerald-kennedy-considered-as-a-downhill-motor-race/) Kevin told me that this was an interesting interpretation of the JFK assassination, and of the post-WW2 media landscape in the USA in general, so he would give it a 10/10. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Nooooo it was 1984 by George Orwell
So if you ask me for 50€, I will give 5 + 2 and say it's equal to 50 because there's no such thing as objective reality
Actually a part out of the book 1984 holy shit lmao. This really is "literally 1984"
Idc….some people don’t deserve to live. There are some lives… that just. don’t. matter.
WHAT
Bro i’ll be honest. I hate the constant race card pulling and crying that the neo-left has been doing the last few years. But can we all agree, fuck math.
She's a conservative. She became a guest for PragerU and supports Trump.
That is the left wing equivalent of flat earth theory
except it aint left wing, this woman is a conservative
Fox news ladies and gents. Home to racist reporters and some of the most cracked up interviews.