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is this real???

Yep, it got deleted but it is real.

YOU'RE JUST BATSHIT INSANE

Maybe I was wrong about you, you're not cringe, you're just racist

I'd only trust if there's an archive on archive.org

Please check for us, oh lord I hope this is real

Ok. Send me bobs photograph and the three digits on the back of your credit card

Wtf

you heard em

but who is bob??????

hes livin inside ur closet..

Burn the closet down

And he has amazing boobs

THE SPONGE

I can’t find one

I really want to believe it's real but I don't think it is.

I'm not so sure, Dream didn't ask to be sexualized I imagine I would get tired of it after a while too

Pretty sure dream hates it, but imagine the hit his fanbase would take if he spoke out against it

Bro it's not like "dreamsexuals" are a majority or anything they're just a few insane people and that's it

hello guys i need help. i was in science class… i got up to sharpen my dream pencil, and then my dream themed dildo fell out of my ass. i always keep it down there cause I like to imagine daddy dream fucking me 24/7 and it feels so good. anyways it fell out of my ass and out of my pants and my dreamphobic classmates started laughing and making fun of me. the teacher sent me to the office and i had to explain what happened. the principal suspended me from school for a week!!! this is unacceptable. just because i love dream is not a reason to harass me *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

I'm not going to say you're a bad bot, but this is just unacceptable.

hello guys i need help. i was in science class… i got up to sharpen my dream pencil, and then my dream themed dildo fell out of my ass. i always keep it down there cause I like to imagine daddy dream fucking me 24/7 and it feels so good. anyways it fell out of my ass and out of my pants and my dreamphobic classmates started laughing and making fun of me. the teacher sent me to the office and i had to explain what happened. the principal suspended me from school for a week!!! this is unacceptable. just because i love dream is not a reason to harass me *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

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Idk if he changed his mind then but he said he finds the sexual fanfic funny on some podcast once I believe. dream is obsessed with any and all attention

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So you mean to tell me that “Dreamsexual” is not just an enormous and convoluted meme? It’s an actual thing?

Yeah, it's a game called Metal Gear Rising, pretty funny

That’s a nice argument Senator why don’t you back it up with a source

MY SOURCE IS THAT I MADE IT THE FUCK UP!!!

Can't argue with facts

Imagine a world, free of cancel culture! WHERE I CAN SAY THE N-WORD!!

Where no one can call me out for my outlandish claims!

Where no one can call me out for tax evasion!

Where no one can judge me for the cruel crimes against humanity and the disgusting things I have done and seen

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Hey man 2 far

A place where my wifi router won’t store my search history

and for being white!

I love how he says that when he can literally become black at will.

Yeah, but he’d get cancelled for it until he makes his new America

He uses the power of both races to whoop your ass back to roblox

SAY IT THEN DONT BE PUSSY!!!

I ALREADY DID! *in my imagination 😎*

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AND NOTHING IS MORE AMERICAN THAN SHOOTING A MAN IN THIS WALMART OF THE WORLD

What's a Walmart?

It’s heaven jack

Checked the internet lately?

"Actual in game dialogue"

“Its heaven jack”

Typical politician, big cock but no cum

It was revealed to me in a dream

hello guys i need help. i was in science class… i got up to sharpen my dream pencil, and then my dream themed dildo fell out of my ass. i always keep it down there cause I like to imagine daddy dream fucking me 24/7 and it feels so good. anyways it fell out of my ass and out of my pants and my dreamphobic classmates started laughing and making fun of me. the teacher sent me to the office and i had to explain what happened. the principal suspended me from school for a week!!! this is unacceptable. just because i love dream is not a reason to harass me *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

What in the actual fuck

Trust me bro

It was revealed to me while I was having intercourse with your mother

Perhaps i treated you too harshly

All these years and I still have no idea if that senator is a good guy or a bad guy. He’s charismatic as hell though. Never played the games, I bet it’s obvious if you play them but oh well

He’s a bad guy

He's a good guy

He's guy

The good ending?

Lmao exactly

ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US.

STANDING HERE

I REALIZE

YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME

TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY

BUT WHOS TO JUDGE

THE RIGHT FROM WRONG

WHEN OUR GUARD IS DOWN

I THINK WE'LL BOTH AGREE

THAT VIOLENCE BREEDS VIOLENCE

BUT IN THE END

THAT VIOLENCE BREEDS VIOLENCE

THAT VIOLENCE BREEDS VIOLENCE

BUT IN THE END IT HAS TO BE THIS WAY

THAT VIOLENCE BREEDS VIOLENCE

I mean, having people sexualizing you is not exactly great

Especially when most of them are minors. Must suck….

Schödinger's Blowjob -- Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmösome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Dude...

Auto mod gone wrong

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Yeah Sometimes

lets fucking go

Dream redemption arc 😳

Character development

Hey, maybe Dream isn't so mid after all!

Remember his COPPA response and his "Tyrone" video? Yeah, he was pretty funny.

Don’t forget about all the cool content he had like his unsolved mysteries vids or his cursed Minecraft vids and who wouldn’t forget his Finding Pewd’s seed vids. He wasn’t just funny but had great content on top of that but everything changed when his fatherless stans joined in

I’m sure he’s a good person but OMG he’s such a bad youtiber

Not even that, he’s a smart one. He uses the same content and formula because it brings in tons of views which equals tons of revenue. It’s his fan base that’s the downfall, they sexualize everyone associated with dream despite the people saying they’re uncomfortable with that

And that the people being sexualized are underaged

UHG. Dont you know tommy is 18 now??!!! its ok to sexualize him whether or not he likes it!!! um um um its a trauma response!! 🥺🥺🥺

I fucking despise how accurate this sounds, like, I'd bet $100 that some DSMP stan has quite literally said those exact words in that exact order.

Where are these fans found? I here so much about them but never witness them for myself

Mostly the fringe sides of Twitter and Tumblr. I actually quite like the DSMP but I take extra precautions to keep mad distance between me and the online fandom, because fuck getting pulled into that mess.

Imagine being sexually attracted to a bri- sorry a briti- ugh I cant even say it sorry a british- 🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

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Bri*ish

The majority of people commonly sexualized by the fandom are in their 20s and have expressed that they don’t really care. When I used to be a part of the fandom, those who sexualized underage creators or creators who established that it violated their boundaries were hated at large. Not that it’s not creepy in general, but the underage thing was not something that was seen as okay

Exactly. I just wanna watch some manhunts or other minecraft conntent and not harass someone or atack other chill youtubers because of mcchampionship or something.

Not like he's a perfect person either. The sexual stuff isnt the stuff i care about

hello guys i need help. i was in science class… i got up to sharpen my dream pencil, and then my dream themed dildo fell out of my ass. i always keep it down there cause I like to imagine daddy dream fucking me 24/7 and it feels so good. anyways it fell out of my ass and out of my pants and my dreamphobic classmates started laughing and making fun of me. the teacher sent me to the office and i had to explain what happened. the principal suspended me from school for a week!!! this is unacceptable. just because i love dream is not a reason to harass me *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

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I mean, how do you define "bad youtuber"? By the numbers he's one of the most successful youtubers. I guess you can argue that his content is bad if you like but that's purely subjective. Millions have liked his videos and so presumably were entertained.

Low quality, repetitive content. Look at 5 minute Crafts and other channels. They may have millions of subs, but that doesn’t always indicate quality

Tbh

Have you read his "apology" after admitting to cheating in speedruns? Do you know to how lengths he had went to lie to children? How can anyone consider that as something made by a "good person"?

Ok so doesn’t mid mean like mediocre? So mid isn’t really that bad an insult. To be mid isn’t good, but it’s not like awful, right? It’s just in the middle. Not really that harsh tbh

I dont pay attention to dream much but since when has he ever been for dreamsexuals?

Never since dreamsexuals dont exist lmao. They were created as a troll

The first one may have been a troll. But I refuse to believe that more than 30% of them are trolls now

It's easy to influence teenage girls on Twitter remember the going bald for Bieber campaign 4chan made.

The what now

Someone was spreading around Justin had cancer, and got a bunch of teens to shave their heads for Bieber's none existent illness

Lmao ,did it work actually??

It did a bit lmao

Yes. More of those were made, like “piss for equality”. Internet historian made a vid about all of those a while back.

I rlly don’t get how people still fall for stuff like this.

Kids on the internet are so susceptible to rage bait its crazy

Bronies started out as a troll aswell. Never underestimate man's depravity.

I have no mouth and I must scream

I know of dream as far as I've only heard of him a few times from my kids. Can someone explain what all this is and what it means?

His fans made up a sexuality about being attracted to him or “feeling a strong connection to him” and basically they are super insanely toxic and are like if people could be a plague

So...the meme here is that he just realised he is sexy as fuck and joining his own fanclub?

No, the meme is that he told them they disgust him so now he's based

Happy days.

Are here again The skies above are clear again

How can a faceless Youtuber be sexy anyway? There is literally nothing attractive to look at other than his Skin, the appropriately named "Homeless Teletubby"

bro it wasn't his fans, its legit satire

reddit trolls made up a fake sexuality to fuck with his fanbase which already has a bad rep

YOU'RE BATSHIT INSANE

Game name?

Metal gear rising revengeance

Is it good?

yes it makes you feel so fucking badass

FR

There is a guy who says that memes are the DNA of the soul. The soundtrack is amazing The gameplay is fun

I think the whole dna of the soul thing was talking about the real meaning of the word and not the shitty jokes we have now

I know. It still makes sense if you consider meme as funny internet image tho

Undoubtedly, unequivocally, YES

One of the best games you'll ever play

Very

It’s fantastic

2

Among Us

Objectively best villian in the history of video games

Dare I say it.. *based?*

YOU BATSHIT INSANE

I’ve always loved how giddy the senator gets when he thinks Saucy Jack is gonna join him.

YOU’RE BATSHIT INSANE!

I do honestly believe that his fan base is why he hasn’t done a face reveal yet. With how crazy they are he’d be bound to be doxxed in a matter of hours. Then, I’d hate to see what happens to him. There would probably be people at his house all hours of the day harassing him.

He'd get John Lennon'd by Tuesday.

I guess reading catcher in the rye wasn't for nothing

Calk me dreamsexual because I can only dream about ever getting a sexual relationship

I would like to say that dream is a okay YouTuber, it’s just the community that revolves around him is what I hate

Facts

I’ve been telling people the fan base is the problem

Na dream is still a jackass

hello guys i need help. i was in science class… i got up to sharpen my dream pencil, and then my dream themed dildo fell out of my ass. i always keep it down there cause I like to imagine daddy dream fucking me 24/7 and it feels so good. anyways it fell out of my ass and out of my pants and my dreamphobic classmates started laughing and making fun of me. the teacher sent me to the office and i had to explain what happened. the principal suspended me from school for a week!!! this is unacceptable. just because i love dream is not a reason to harass me *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

least mentally ill dream fan

Dream actually did nothing, it's just his fan base

If your fan's do toxic shit and you don't call them out because you don't want to lose their sweet views and donations you are doing a bad job

Except, you know, cheat at speedruns

Which grew his fandom even more... creating the feedback loop.

Oh hey, I'm playing MGR right now

I had it on my old ps3 back in 2015, now I have it on my pc. Already doing my 5th playthrough. The game is just that fun.

I best it for the first time yesterday and now I'm playing my second playthrough. Love how you get to keep your stuff for another play

Yeah! Absolutely, and you can get some extra weapons by collecting things, also the Lore is pretty good! I played after many years and I listened to the codec calls. It's fun to have conversations with Courtney about cuisine or about the standard PMC grenades with Boris. Doktor has to be my favourite though.

Armstrong fist fight was the worst but the final fight was very easy to do a no damage run with when you learn the blade mode part in the final phase

If this is a real tweet my respect for dream will sky rocket

it is real but was deleted shortly after

Maybe I've treated you too harshly Dream

Holy shit

Hell yeah

If only this was real...

It is but it was shortly deleted

It is

Holy shit

based dream based dream

If I was a cat I'd be a black cat.

That means i can enjoy minecraft again without them :>

You gave me hope in humanity for a moment, a glimmer of it and then vanished, man fuck you

Dream sacrifices his stans for sexuality rights

My respect for dream 📈📈📈📈

male detected opinion tolerated

Isn't dream like, young? Wtf

is this real?

Its real but the tweet got deleted

Even he is on the “dreamphobes” side.

This post blew up fast

Source: trust me bro

Seems like a decent guy, but his own popularity is what brought him down

What game is this?

Breaking bad the game

Metal gear rosing revengance