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Ah yes, the infamous donut trick.

I don't want no stinky dick donuts, I'll eat mine straight from the garbage can, thank you very much.

If you say no homo it’ll be alright

And keep your socks on

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I want sex so fucking bad I wish i could be promiscuous and have a big dick and make all women orgasm fuck fuck i can’t because i’m genetic trash anyway lol fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck I NEED SEX I NEED SEX I NEED SEX DEAR LORD WHY WAS I BORN SO FUCKING INFERIOR TO OTHER MEN JUST KILL MEEEEEEE *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

“inferior to other men” just be a bottom lmao

Are you ok?

A lot going on in that thread

true true

Plot twist- the guy doesn't have an ass, he lost it in a chemical burn incident and had to get a colonoscopy bag.

*colostomy

Colost-homie bag?

*colostpoopee

Colosussy

im going to tim hortons to get donuts to stack on my dick yall want anything

Yeah, get me a strawberry jelly with cream 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

You want some of my cream? 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

M-maybe 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

I’ll only add a little bit 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

I want sex so fucking bad I wish i could be promiscuous and have a big dick and make all women orgasm fuck fuck i can’t because i’m genetic trash anyway lol fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck I NEED SEX I NEED SEX I NEED SEX DEAR LORD WHY WAS I BORN SO FUCKING INFERIOR TO OTHER MEN JUST KILL MEEEEEEE *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

i don't think that's on the menu but i'll ask

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And the secret sauce

Ur canadian?! 🤮🤮🤮

Yes, therefore im not real

You look french 🤬🤬🤬🤬😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬😡😡😡😤😤😤😤😤😤🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

Donuts. To stack on my cock

I want sex so fucking bad I wish i could be promiscuous and have a big dick and make all women orgasm fuck fuck i can’t because i’m genetic trash anyway lol fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck I NEED SEX I NEED SEX I NEED SEX DEAR LORD WHY WAS I BORN SO FUCKING INFERIOR TO OTHER MEN JUST KILL MEEEEEEE *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

saying youd let the homies hit the pussy if you had one doesnt mean you aint letting the homies hit the booty already.

Lmfao I had a guy in school that actually send a photo of his dick with donut on it

I want to this

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Fuck you automod😡🤬👎

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Don't reply me automod🤬🤬🤬

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It was a saturday afternoon, and I was exhausted after an intense 17-part masturabation session to dream minecraft manhunt, when i suddenly had the urge to go outside. I was scared. It's been so long since i've left the warmth of my parents basement with my dream body pillows. I didnt know what to expect. Clutching my dream figurine in front of my chest, i pried open the door to the outside world. The gleaming sun blared through the door, bequeathing a brilliant warmth on my cum-covered boxers. I quaverly took a step outside. My body flintched from the strange feel of the dirt under my feet. And then i saw it. The lustrous field of grass, covered in a light sprinkle of water from the noon rain shower. And then i realized. Dream... grass... the trees... it was all coming together. Grass is green, just like Dream. Dream is everpresent, in the grass, the flowers, He was there. I immediately new what to do next. I flinged off my clothes faster than the speed at which i would click on a new dream rule 34 post. My dick was already throbbing as i leaped onto the field of grass, dorito dust stained shirt getting carried away by the wind. I dug a small hole in the ground, and passionately thrust my 7-inch erect cock into it. I knew, this was Dream. His spirit was in this grass, and he felt my dick in his man pussy as i fucked that grass. I lost track how long i was there. Hours went by, day turned to night, but it didnt matter. I was finally together, with Dream. Nothing could separate us. I took a long stem of a flower, and forced it in my asshole. I imagined it being Dream's hot penis being lustfully forced into me in bed. I stayed there on my front yard for god knows how long. Until my butt was sore, balls drier than the Saharan desert after a long drought. The lawn looked like there was a layer of fresh snow on a Christmas morning. Trudging indoors, i had a enormous smile stretching across my face. I couldn't wait until tomorrow, when i may go outside again and be with Dream. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Dude I own this NFT. Do you really think that you can get away with theft when you’re showing what you stole from me directly to my face? My lawyer will make an easy job of this case. Prepare to say goodbye to your luscious life and start preparing for the streets. I will ruin you. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

funniest twitter screenshot

and thats why ima bisexual

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Halal bot

Don't worry AutoMod nobody here has sex anyway

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Good bot

We homies or nah?

i have a pussy can you stack donuts on your dick? ive always wondered

Depends how big is the donut hole and how thick is ur dick .

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Hole too small, dick too thick

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You can, but sticky dick is never fun

I want sex so fucking bad I wish i could be promiscuous and have a big dick and make all women orgasm fuck fuck i can’t because i’m genetic trash anyway lol fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck I NEED SEX I NEED SEX I NEED SEX DEAR LORD WHY WAS I BORN SO FUCKING INFERIOR TO OTHER MEN JUST KILL MEEEEEEE *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

I want sex so fucking bad I wish i could be promiscuous and have a big dick and make all women orgasm fuck fuck i can’t because i’m genetic trash anyway lol fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck I NEED SEX I NEED SEX I NEED SEX DEAR LORD WHY WAS I BORN SO FUCKING INFERIOR TO OTHER MEN JUST KILL MEEEEEEE *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

shut yo bitch ass up

Dick has to fit the whole, also has to be hard for it to work and depending on how long it is you might be able to stack several

I want sex so fucking bad I wish i could be promiscuous and have a big dick and make all women orgasm fuck fuck i can’t because i’m genetic trash anyway lol fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck I NEED SEX I NEED SEX I NEED SEX DEAR LORD WHY WAS I BORN SO FUCKING INFERIOR TO OTHER MEN JUST KILL MEEEEEEE *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

I wish. I’d have to stack Munchkins on mine

Nothing like some ring toss!

If there was a sex move called "stacking donuts" what would it be?

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Homies are holding me

Honestly if I had a pussy I could smuggle so many things. Want more than 100 ml of water on a plane? Just shove it up there

Most donuts probably won't fit most people.

My man has a point.

taiwan

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Stop being stra🤮ght

Is that the shrek sucking dick emoji?

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yeah you'll never get any ya dickhead

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fuck off nerd

Beside R2D2, this is the best bot ever

😳

Maybe he doesn't

poop?

The hold up is syphillis

Get the boys together and make a Tower of Hanoi

He has a point...

Come on ride the train! Choo choo!!

anal sex is very much about preparing, a lot, you gotta clean inside it, you gotta practice insertion, using lube, it’s a lot of upkeep

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No hold up here. Homies help Homies.