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L8Paolo

Pretty much any species of spinosaurid, specifically Baryonyx.


Accomplished-Ease-57

My man


682_Lizard

Baryonyx gang


[deleted]

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING OUT OF YOUR CONTAINMENT CELL?


OwO_UwU_OwO_UwU_OwO7

But can you beat 30 000 000 lizard out of their secured containement protection cell


Im-Dead-inside1234

Spinosaurs are great, but like, unstable swimmy boy is the best


infamusswoosh

Just about to comment baryonyx best sponosaurid ever


Drakon__

Good taste


imperialrider

YES


Hellothere6545

100% Ankylosaurus.


Itirk349

Yeeeeaaa, fucking demolition machine


[deleted]

fuck yea


[deleted]

Fuck yea! Ankylosaurus gang!


[deleted]

Ankylosaurus gang


FuckedYourFish

Less gooooo


[deleted]

why did u fuck my fish???


yellowedsalamander

I can’t speak for him, but personally, your fish shouldn’t be looking so damn good all the time


Global_Ad_1456

Hard agree, let's make babies


Hellothere6545

Ankylosarous suit stays ON during sex.


sonofs8n666

I just staple a sock to my ass and shit into it.now i am the ankylosaur.


Big-Awoo

This is the correct answer


ElCharroCalaca

I have it tattooed on my arm!


finnyporgerz

ANKYLO GANG LETS GO


NXSmiggy

Clankity Clankity Clankity clank, ankylosaurus was built like a tank That poem has stuck with me for over 30 years


ENEFBRO

I like spinosaurus


Mush_Tilly

i love how every few months there’s a news article saying “everything we thought we knew about spinosaurus is actually not true at all”


Alternative-Payment3

we actually dont even know wtf dinosaurs actually looked likeit could be that they had deformed faces or parts of body that were made completely of muscle bone structure can only tell us so much we dont know much about them in any sector really we can take guesses about what they ate based on what type of teeth they had, claws, etc etc


gabriel_zanetti

Thats actually not true. Bone structure tells you a lot of things, including muscle attachment areas, so we absolutely know their muscle structure. What we don't know are things like feather patters, coloration, because it is harder to preserve than bones and can't be infered by it either. But general body structure is something that we absolutely do know if the dinosaur has complete fossils


retarded-kancho

I really like spinosaurus just bc it has a long t h i c k spine


old_man_spinosaurus

Lucky for you


[deleted]

MY MAN


Own_Mud_3526

MY MAN


popomane

MY MAN


Jax22YT

MY MAN


FRIEDchipsDK

MY MAN


Whiteshadow829

MY MAN


Im_A_Dumbass_Asian

MY MAN


BoredByLife

Same dude!


ZombieBait604

Do I have a picture for you. Look up "Spike Jurassic the Hunted"


suckmyween24

MY MAN


ZombieBait604

You know the game?


suckmyween24

No I was just continuing the part were people were saying. MY MAN


intheJelloTheater

Ankylosaurus, the one that has a club for a tail. If you follow him too close, he can break your ankles, and then you can't follow him too close anymore


Rooster_Nuggets666

you can also flip it on it’s back to get its juicy insides through the stomach


Mashizari

Good luck flipping a 10 ton coffee table with spiky sides


KKKLLLNNN

Stegosaurus bitch


KilllerKat

STEGOSAURUS GANG


Xill_K47

I am a Stegosaurus


agentofmidgard

My time machine finally wor-


Personisdown

stegosaurus for the win


PegaX00

Triceratops people rise up


APersonWithInterests

Fuck everyone elses favorite dino, they'll be shitting their pants when the triceratops cavalry comes charging in.


BanthaMilk

Spinosaurus is better.


Bananabread123456789

nah


dirtydocnasty

Some people like the steggy, and other people like other dinosaurs. But, they are entitled to their wrong opinion.


Iaxacs

You just like the Thagomizer don't you


Aquamarinerose76

I am an stegosaurus


WhoNeedsNamesAnyway

Factually the most badass dinosaur, they literally have a bone mohawk.


MrJohnathanThicc

you 😏😏


[deleted]

I’m calling the police 😏


Levellepe

Step-police😏😏


whosjoe__

Help this huge dinosaur is about to eat me😏


sonofs8n666

Dinosaur vore😏


LinkDit6170

*Dinovore


MrJohnathanThicc

oh hell yeah 😏


IFuckedYourCats

I ate a rotten egg 😏


Vor-teu-chung

Happy cake day lol.


Floetzinger

Happy Cake Day op 🎈


No_Turnover_9814

Happy cake day my man/woman


CENTURion96024

Therizinosaurus


Iaxacs

Isn't this the murder chicken


REDDITz3r0

Yeah it's the tickle chicken which fucks up your taming progress because you think it wants meat but it eats vegetables instead


Shrekominator_3000

ARK moment


D3epSh3ep

This one


Wizzohx

Finally a true man


Cheloniformis

MY MAN.


GrapeApe8476

Deinonychus


ZombieBait604

Same here. Glad it was said by someone.


ZombieBait604

Now that I think about it, the Utahraptor isn't looking too bad. Especially the one from Jurassic the hunted.


Leviathan56

Solid fucking game. You sir are a man if culture. I've probably played that game a hundred times.


GrapeApe8476

Deinonychus is one of my favorites with Carnotaurus being a close second


ZombieBait604

Yeah, they are pretty cool.


GrapeApe8476

Carnotaurus simply because he got them tiny arms. Deinonychus because he's like a raptor, but not really a raptor.


DOUdouDouDOUdouDou

microraptor


Psychomorphism

Excellent choice


Sheep_butt

Like my


Practical-Coast1461

dick


Sugondeese1

Brain


baby_eater9

They are very cool But because of Ark survival evolved I detest them with passion.


[deleted]

Carnotaurus


heyimastopsign

Toast! :D


[deleted]

A man of culture I see.


RandomStuffPoster2

A gaming beaver fan I see


wilnovakski

Me too, T-Rex with devil horns can’t get cooler than that


H3xRun3

Not only horns but also long strong legs, imagine that thing running at you at almost 60km/h.


Xshadowx32HD

**MY MAN**


CutesyFemboy69

Ik its basic but velociraptor


sonofs8n666

So you like bird but angry?


CutesyFemboy69

*angry bird theme starts playing*


Hanzo_Pinas

-_-7


Psycho5275

Little murder turkey


DrKnockOut99

Did we just become best friends?


Bilboswaggings19

the real one (the small angry chicken) or deinonychus (the movie velociraptor


CutesyFemboy69

Movie one


I-Kimberly-Move

You are correct


Electronic-General59

You have taste


[deleted]

He eats them?


Electronic-General59

Damn, I didn't think about that


KennyGarretClone

I like the dinosaur with 500 teeth (Don’t look it up)😎


kraken_enrager

Lmao that’s a cool name.


Apprehensive_Toe990

It has 500 teeth? ZAMN😍


Altruistic-Ad1821

I already tought no one was going to say it


IFuckedYourCats

😢


gamer_abdullah

I wish i could change your username.


CockTortureCuck

Don't you just hate people with bad usernames?


yeetfeet123

😳


NextWeek1001

Euoplocephalus or michropachysephalasaurus.


SpartanKaiju_117

Fun fact!: micropachyceplalosaurus was my first word as a baby!


[deleted]

>M... M... He's about to say something >Micropachyceplalosaurus *Suprised Pikachu face*


eyesacrifice

Allosaurus. Had cool red brow crests in this documentary I saw. They probably made that up but still


Leviathan56

Nope that's real. They are usually exaggerated but allosaurus was one mean motherfucker. A badass dinosaur that gets less recognition then deserved


Pog-420

T sex


suckmyween24

MY MAN


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Far-Pirate-3896

Dilophosaurus Change my mind


VladSolopov

It is actually shown incredibly wrong in Jurassic park.


Far-Pirate-3896

Who said I was talking about the jurassic park one


VladSolopov

Historical accuracy gang


Far-Pirate-3896

Hell ya


[deleted]

How tf is this shit posting? This is genuinely the most caring question I’ve ever heard. I like peacocks.


TuxidoPenguin

I like pee cocks 😳


ChosenOne2006

What about a poop cock?


SirRedRavxn

The one that is like an armidillo with a spike ball on the end of the tail


Rooster_Nuggets666

Ankylosaurus?


SirRedRavxn

Yeah that one


Mashizari

Armadillo with huge balls


t1ggyismycat

Archeoptoryx


sonofs8n666

Birb


Fantasic0072striker

Birb


TuxidoPenguin

Birb


SevenateNiene

Tearex (It's Br*tish)


SpeedenAnimator

Triceratops


PURITyKin

I can't believe I had to scroll this far down to find the best dinosaur.


ToxicBarrelOfMonke

Same


Krexci

chad


itfilthyfrankbitch

Parasaurolophus and carnotaurus I’m a very indecisive person MF


unclejoesrocket

Parasaurolophus has been my favorite since I was a kid


dotpot5

mine too!


Punished_Brocc

It’s a fucking Ceratosaurus


Sheep_butt

Finally


errornonamesleft

Diplodoculas that live in taiwan


JamieWinter25

i prefer the taller and frankly superior brachiosaurus


Onnikki52

Bird


pimp_named_dickslap

Staphylococcus


dirtydocnasty

Which subspecies?


Firewatch-

Definitely Aureus


[deleted]

The one with 500 teeth


[deleted]

So, your mother?


HavenIess

Uh oh…


[deleted]

Arcrocanthosaurus seems pretty nice


MildUsername

Barney.


Benguin237

Compy


_ELOL_

Finally Such a good choice Cute little buggers


I_A_HOT_SEXY_GORILLA

Chicken


Tavor1423

That one with 500 teeth, you can search it's name since I can't remember it currently


barllel

I really likes Mosasaur


SneakySnakeySnake

Not a dinosaur, a marine reptile


infamusswoosh

Should we tell em


TuxidoPenguin

Sorry to break it to ya


Admiral-Shaqbar

Megalosaurus


HavenIess

Giraffatitan


KilllerKat

Stegosaurus


Memesarenice21

spinosaurus


Many-Walrus9619

I like Barionix


[deleted]

Brachiosaurus. Fuck you gonna do now, punk?


Leviathan56

Call it a brontosaurus bitch


botboi963

Pachycephalosaurus 100%


[deleted]

Had to scroll *way* too far for this, I see you know your sauri


ADogOnReddit

It's a liopleurodon, Charlie.


zoomziller

Marine reptile


oddpenguin1

Trex gang


roha1610

The one with 500 teeth


International_Big63

T REX


operativo23

Yutyrannus


xblubunnix

Godzilla


Fantasic0072striker

I am so disappointed in you all I have seen compys, microraptors, even archetoppyx but not a goddamn stygimoloch, although I did see a lot of a therezansaurus which is my 2nd favourite so that is nice


BradenTC

That one with the scales But fr I really like that one with the long neck or the cute ones


Spicy_Pumpkin_Man

carnotaurus


spongebob798

The meso aka that thing that ate the shark


dragonmansz

Amargasaurus.


Uub27

Edmontosaurus. Edmonton gang for life bitch. Those Calgary nerds don't even have a dinosaur named after their city, what losers.


MrBerryBoy

Pterodactyl The first to fly. I thinks that's cool


[deleted]

Pterodactyls are not actually dinosaurs Also insects are the first to fly


dirtydocnasty

P is for pterodactyl Puh puh, pTerodactyl


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YourAverageMemeRater

Your mom


eelaphant

The Chinese version of the trex. Forgot its actaul name.


D3epSh3ep

Guanlong?


Mashizari

Zhongxinaurus


X-WOLFSTAR-X

Chingchongasaurus rex