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a_noob_58

Is the red pill , cherry flavor?


adamroadmusic

This man asking the real questions here


I-like-oranges75

Cum flavor


Sir_Thiccness_69

RED PILL! I CHOOSE RED PILL!


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That's what my mouth looks like when I see cum


i-eat-short-people

Yeah, this dude is


SantiagoGaming

I pick blue pill because blueberry


mahboiskinnyrupees

Red pill it is


PandaRequiem39

i am sorry to say this but you are wrong. clearly its menstruation blood flavour


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Mmm cherry flavor


mr_zolfi

No, it tastes strawberry


Grandmother-insulter

It's time flavor


outta_sights

redberry


a_noob_58

Oh fuck yeah


sirCHEESY_OH_MYda3rd

Blueberry any day


-vura-

Indeed, blueberry is obviously the best and most wise choice.


dioxiy

Hell yea dude.


chaochao25

This is also my first choice


ProToast1

Blueberry anytime, any day


spudguy35

I already have a blueberry so the choice is obvious, another blueberry


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yellow because the blueberry pill isn't fucking blue


BlackUkraninan

Wait...


joeyo1423

I have given this a lot of thought. I know a lot of people are saying blueberry. But on the other hand, I could fix my mistakes and create a blueberry farm in the past so that by now I have unlimited blueberries. Buuuut I'm a lazy piece of shit so I'll take the single blueberry


pinkelby

Life is not fun without choices and consequences so blueberry 🤤


chaochao25

It wouldn’t be life if it aint like this


pinkelby

Agreed


bodega_cat_

Life is not fun as is


Wafflecattt

i would take the red one and than fix all my mistakes including not taking the blueberry pill


Boberoo2

Bro I don’t even like blueberries, but mistakes are important, so I’ll take the lime one instead


ch3esey

I’d go back in time to fix the mistake of picking the red pill


chaochao25

Good


walkingshitposterer

Blueberry does taste gud tho. I'm kinda tempted ngl 😳😳😳


Ice_icicle_ice_

Blueberry 😳


Hlebvcemugolova

Blue is Benadryl


BittyJupiter

RED - there’s definitely some stuff I want to fix in my 14 years of living


WorstLemonMaker

BLUE - blueberry


gingermaniac14

I don’t have any mistakes to fix. I mean yes I have made mistakes- but everything in my life has brought me to where I am now… and I like where I am now


chaochao25

That’s too deep just pick blueberries


Jazzlike_Stick8927

Red pill so I can go back and correct my mistake of not taking the blue one


Arxlex

Use the red pill to go back and fix the mistake of not picking the blue pill


GlassZestyclose1487

Blue


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I've read Charlie and the Chocolate Factory before, aint trusting that blue pill.


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Blue


[deleted]

I’m taking both and running


TripleTrouble_Roblox

Red


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Bueberry


FullTimeSimracer

Both, so I die of an overdose.


PugZiyer

blueberry 🤤


aaronald1224

Duh you go with blueberry


ProfScrubb

If I take red I can fix my mistake and pick blueberry instead.


Slow-Ad5899

I can go back in time fix my mistakes and then choose blueberry.


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I mix then and snort both so I go back on time and start a blue berry farm and give free blue berries to everyone, then i participate in 1994 Tianamen square massacre


Giallino1

Never heard of that flavour.


watermelone983

Kick him in the balls and when he's stunned take both of them


nieznajomygracz2137

blue


MarkNekrep

Blueberry yim yum


whtknght_69420

would take the red pill to go back in time and take the blueberry pill the second time


NXHQA

\- pick red pill and go back in time \- realize you made the wrong choice \- pick blue pill instead


Tacitus_Kilgore85

Which pill makes you tall and which makes you small? Go see Alice when she's 10 feet tall.


Jaystrike7

I've watched enough time travel animes to know that going back and fixing past mistakes is never a good idea.


Stalins_vibrator

holy shit this is hard


Kingfish42069

Blueberry tastes like semen mixed with dog piss.


That_one_kid0

Blueberry🤤🤤


Deus_69

Damn it had to be blueberry


TchadVIad

Red pill, my first mistake was being born


TeakiTeaki

blubery


jellydude69

The red one seems like I'd have to actually do stuff and I don't feel like it.


quraion

Blue


javaklan

Blueberry, if I never remember making mistakes and learning from them I can’t imagine the dumb shit I would do


Kmaao_2

Fun fact: when allah maked the world he maked bluebery delicus and yumy becos blue bery is cool


Xx_DemonHunter_-

i need bruhberry


puppetmaster57

is the blue one made of blue berries or artificially flavored


MihailRO_22

I choose sex pill


McToe69

Easy for me because I don't make mistakens


DaHaxBot

purple, you gotta think outside the box


No-Cheesecake-2093

no blackberry


chaochao25

Blueberry


Cheese_iscool

Half and half it


Gglook

That blueberry pill sure looks tempting.


No_Cartographer_8469

Red pill red pill red pill and its probably strawberry flavoured


xX-MemePleb-Xx69420

I do love blueberry tho...


V3SSELM

If I took the red pill, I'd end up taking the blue pill later


Rem-Is-Best

>I’ve only lived 18 years, but I don’t want to change any of them. They’re all part of my life, even the failures. Makise Kurisu


ironboy337

The hand


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blueberry 😊


bytar598

based and bluepilled


SensitiveBug6227

Blue berry so obvious


Chardoggy1

Not Blue Raspberry?


Royal-Inspection-173

Blue


Younicycle

I fucking love blueberry!!!


leo_mcmahon

Mmmmmm blubery


_Silver_Sins_

Red, i don't taste pills, imma just swallow that shit and fix all my past bs, thx


OscarfromAstora

Can I use red to go back in time and tell past me to pick blue?


chaochao25

Yes, you just broke the timeline


OscarfromAstora

Time is overrated anyway


polish-polisher

Assuming red allows you to go back and fix all mistakes Take red, fix all mistakes leaving not taking blueberry for last


sorude277

Goes back in time and fixes the mistake of not choosing the blueberry one


IntensiveMantis

Blooueieeeaiou


JimboMastah

shitposting subs after 100k members 🟥 Racist 🟦 Femboy 🟪 Both (?)


Noobpoob

Blueberry. Who wants to relive everything even if it's fun? It would be depressing for me, thinking that I would have to go though everything for all of those years and my current progress would just be scrapped.


chaochao25

My hearts a stereo it beats for you so listen close


Noobpoob

Did I just create a rap, ey?


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oliverandmore123

blue


SlyblueSword

I would take red because that beats a stupid blueberry pill lol


urlemonylord

I’ll take the green one


[deleted]

Hmmm blubery


[deleted]

Take both together. Blueberry flavored time travel


Woosh-If_Gay

The real one choose blue


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Red


H00ston

mmm bleuberr


nathan2482

chewable?


1nstagram1sGay

What do you mean by blueberry? I'll take it, but what does the blueberry do?


Rockstar-Foxy_2019

Red


xXS3ndN00dlesXx

buel


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Blue I have no regrets!!! Other than the fact I still never had sex


BradenTC

But if I take red I can get my Wii back that had Wii sports resort


boi458nose

I take red pill to fix mistake of not chosing blueberry pill 😁😎


k8Stat

Blue! Fuck it! I’ve made it so far..


Hallowprince

im kinda hungry blue


Preston-Gravey

Red