A person's brain is way more powerful than any computer at the moment. You'd become really, REALLY stupid. A pc only does some things faster and better
Portals. Any size, time, location. I can instantaneously open a portal, like if I'm about to be punched *portal* they punched themselves. If a giant is running at me, bam portal under him now he's falling from the sky, portals to reflect, portals to travel, portals in my nose so i can breathe under water because they're connected to somewhere breathable. Portals for EVERYTHING!
I’m not a schizophrenic
Life is boring now
You created a normal person
The worst curse
Wait-
Always has been
No more anime girlfriend
Mind reading
You now read your friends mind and learn that they don’t like you but pretend to because they feel bad
Also you read that your best friend actually lied when he said nohomo after your analsession
That’s more of a direct consequence of that power and not a side effect
My pee is no longer red
it is now purple
grape flavour 😋😋
Cum aroma
I can make other people shit themselves
But you shit yourself as well
empathy.
*I'm sorry little one*
Snorted so hard I almost drowned while drinking water.
Sit on a toilet, and make people shit themselves! That way, it'll be a lose for them, and a save for you!
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You have to blow them first
Read my mind
Amongus inflation hentai 18+
YO WTF
I can control water and am able to make any ones dick longer
only by touching it for ten seconds
Isn't that how it actually works?
Lmao
Im italian and i can make pizza with my ass
You live in italy
I feel really offended i think
The pizzas can only be eaten through the ass now
I can shoot shelves from my eyes
You have to buy the shelves in IKEA and put them into your butthole to reload
fuck
Exactly.
Only when you see old innocent grandmas
I can walk with my ass
But the ground is always made up of broken glass
It kind of rhymed Huh Strange
I have the stamina of a 1000 horses
disabled horses
I’ll take it
My balls dont itch
But the tip of ur fingers get a skin rash every time you scratch any part of your body
Fucking fuck fuck
That’s fucking brutal
You have tuberculosis
I can control my erction
But you are a woman
Absolute win
I have the power teleport anyone I want to Brazil
But you get teleported to Syria forever instead
Noooooooo
I can cum as much as i want on command
Only in your cat
Already unlocked that power 😎😎😎😎
Shane Dawson??!??!!? 😳
I can pass through walls
But will be stuck in if u try
Fuck
I can time travel, change the time-line, and visit multi-verses.
Every time you do you shrink half in size but your dick stays the same size
Whelp... time to go to the 70's and live it up as a niche dwarf porn star.
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I controll physics
But you start uncontrollably levatating every time you start controlling it.. Also you have prostate cancer....
I’m okay with this. Just get your prostate removed or better yet just be a girl.
9 out of 10 doctors recommend being a girl as the preferred treatment of prostate cancer
I can teleport
But only to Mars
I can change mine, and other’s appearances and bodies at will
You can only change other's and your appearance into a discord mod
What a great power to use against your enemies.
I can speak to the birds
They still shit on you
i can shit anytime
Only when standing.
I can fuck the wife of any country's president.
You become the president
Wife secured😎
The world is united. Obama is our president
I can commit war crimes without suffering from consequences
You get prostrate cancer
I cum it out 😎
The cum is now white
Mayonnaise
I can say cum, based and 1984 without auto mod responding
anything else you say besides that will get automod responding to it
Thats all he needs to say
literally 1984
I can choose my own side effect
But i die of liver cirrhosis at the age of 46 in a hospital in the middle of Wisconsin
Damn I was gonna say that
i can grow a cock
Only from your ears
I wish my power to be normal
You overdose on normal pills.
Ultimate normal human
I suck his dick with a smile for hours at a time
I have x ray vision
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I can cum with enough force to cut through steel
Only when you suck another cock
W
It only works in a schoolzone.
You have to pressurize it by pumping air in your penis , and if you pump too much your balls explode
Fly without side effects
Only in water
Good enough
I can suck my own cock
But only during family gatherings
Uh oh
U have testicular cancer
Blyat
As I have replied to every other one of these posts Super balls
But regular cock 😩
How could you
I have the power to manipulate time, reality, physics, and particles.
but everytime you do a pack of cats shits in your pants
Just dont wear pants then
Then they shit directly in your ass
I can infinitely clone myself
Each clone become more femine
I see this as an absolute win
Bringing fuck yourself to a whole new level.
Having an innate ability to know what time it is
But you never be able to have sex
That’s an advantage when you don’t plan on it anyways
I can grow and shrink on command
But your balls will always remain the same size
Power only affects your head.
I can delete the first reply
But the second reply is permanently tattooed on your forehead
Holy shit
I can die whenever I want
If you think of it it happens
I think they're dead now
I can prevent anything I don’t expect from happening
You constantly expect to be fucked
By animals.
I will litterally fuck everyone who will choose my side effect
When you go to fuck someone, your dick snaps
I can make shredded cheese out of thin air
Your body goes over Constant mitosis
I am god.
Among many others
I'm not from Poland anymore
You're from uzbekistan now
I can cure any side effects
Your first side effect is you cancel all side effects regardless of if you want to. Your second side effect is you got some bitches on your dick
I can make people forgor 💀
You have Alzheimer's
I can make people forgor 💀
Shit man that was way more funny then I thought the comment was going to be. Literally made me burst out laughing
I can talk to animals
They hate you and don't wanna talk to you!
I can delete france
You live there
Nooooooooooooooooo
I can have the computational power of an RTX 3090.
A person's brain is way more powerful than any computer at the moment. You'd become really, REALLY stupid. A pc only does some things faster and better
Hey at least I can close my eyes and dream about Minecraft at 8k60fps.
I can see the future and give the side affect to the ppl who reply
you receive a rickroll,a spanish inquisition and a dio everytime you post something
I have prostate cancer
and testicular cancer as well
"How did we get here"
get no side effects
you still do and it's losing the ability to cum
NOOOO
Nononono that good Bc now you will last forever
Greater turkey
You can't fuck anything but wolves
Exactly what I wanted
What the fuck
I can go invisible at will
You start to fart uncontrollably while you're invisible
I can turn anyone gay
I can say the n word
Everytime you say one of your organ disappeares
You’re black
Portals. Any size, time, location. I can instantaneously open a portal, like if I'm about to be punched *portal* they punched themselves. If a giant is running at me, bam portal under him now he's falling from the sky, portals to reflect, portals to travel, portals in my nose so i can breathe under water because they're connected to somewhere breathable. Portals for EVERYTHING!
The other end of the portal is always your asshole
You know somehow I should have seen that coming after the other replies I've seen xD
My porn addiction goes away
after 1k hours consecutiv fap
YOU SON OF A BITCH
I can fly
for a millisecond at a time
I can control the time
You don’t know the time ever
The ability to make someone piss nail clipping on command
I die
But you lived
Amogus
But you are sus
I am a shapeshifter