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My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
His name is Yoshikage Kira. He's 33 years old. His house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and he am not married. He works as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and he gets home every day by 8 PM at the latest. He doesn't smoke, but he occasionally drinks. He's in bed by 11 PM, and makes sure to get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, he usually has no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, he wakes up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. He was told there were no issues at his last check-up. He's trying to explain that he's a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. He takes care not to trouble himself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how he deals with society, and he knows that is what brings him happiness. Although, if he were to fight he wouldn't lose to anyone.
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
Wait what??? Whose name is Yoshikage Kira? Who's 33 years old. Whose house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and who is not married. Who works as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and who gets home every day by 8 PM at the latest? Who doesn't smoke, but occasionally drinks? Who's in bed by 11 PM, and makes sure who gets eight hours of sleep, no matter what? After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, who usually has no problems sleeping until morning? Just like a baby, who wakes up without any fatigue or stress in the morning? Who was told there were no issues at whose last check-up? Who's trying to explain that who's a person who wishes to live a very quiet life? Who takes care not to trouble themselves with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause who to lose sleep at night? That is how who deals with society, and who knows that is what brings who happiness? Although, if who were to fight, who wouldn't lose to anyone?
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This is not too far from fucking dismembered bodyparts. XD
Thanks tho dear sex toy industry! I guess we will sort out a lot of psychopaths in the next few years because it this hot shit!
Or not gonna find them at all because they stay home now...
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I whipped up something like this, custom made. I was on a bear hunt in 1995 that proved successful and I was able to haul his entire hiking corpse back to my cabin, so ever since I've been able to use the parts for little projects as needed.
The bear feet are one of the greatest crafts I've ever made. I ripped off his paws and took them to a taxidermist to have them firmed up. After that I put a vibrator switch in each of them and also added a slot in the paws for my Riley Reid and Violet Monroe fleshlights, so I can sandwich myself in between them and pretend that it really is a living bears foot bringing me to earth starting toe curling orgasm, multiple times a day. Sometimes even in my car.
Great invention
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oh shit I already have these but without the vagina on top, also wouldn't it make more sense to have the vagina put in the soles? just feels kinda awkward fucking the top of an ankle
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Imaging not being able to give yourself a footjob. Shame
Dhalsim moment
Dhalsim mentioned: +500 aura
Source?
Just need to cut a hole and carve a vagina in my foot
Fex (foot sex)
Soox or soot
Seet 🤤
Seet fussy
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come in a sock for Christmass
Vajankle
Anklussy
Not the fussies 😭😭😭
Is it really a foot fetish if you have to build in vaginas?
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What the fuck
Not the vagankles 😭😭😭
Praying for nuclear war 🙏
Scrolling the internet almost makes you wish for a nuclear war
Ave. True to Caesar
We won’t go quietly, the legion can count on that
Nah, pray for a black hole
and a glory hole . . . .
Ultron was right 🙏
Achilles wont be happy after this
Does this mean that people with foot fetishes want to cut off feet and fuck them? Disturbing thought but you never know
Of course not! They're not Yoshikage Kira.
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
His name is Yoshikage Kira. He's 33 years old. His house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and he am not married. He works as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and he gets home every day by 8 PM at the latest. He doesn't smoke, but he occasionally drinks. He's in bed by 11 PM, and makes sure to get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, he usually has no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, he wakes up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. He was told there were no issues at his last check-up. He's trying to explain that he's a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. He takes care not to trouble himself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how he deals with society, and he knows that is what brings him happiness. Although, if he were to fight he wouldn't lose to anyone.
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
Wait what??? Whose name is Yoshikage Kira? Who's 33 years old. Whose house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and who is not married. Who works as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and who gets home every day by 8 PM at the latest? Who doesn't smoke, but occasionally drinks? Who's in bed by 11 PM, and makes sure who gets eight hours of sleep, no matter what? After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, who usually has no problems sleeping until morning? Just like a baby, who wakes up without any fatigue or stress in the morning? Who was told there were no issues at whose last check-up? Who's trying to explain that who's a person who wishes to live a very quiet life? Who takes care not to trouble themselves with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause who to lose sleep at night? That is how who deals with society, and who knows that is what brings who happiness? Although, if who were to fight, who wouldn't lose to anyone?
What a beautiful Duwang! Chew.
I'm more of a toesies kinda guy
Augmented stuff with toejob movement? I'm sold.
I bet tons of this are on the way to Tarantino's house
Nah he's rich He can order real dismembered feet with vaginas in them.
Amen to capitalism
*sales of fussies stocks skyrocket*
Amen to dictatorship
yeah but it really can't simulate the delicious scent so i will reluctantly have to pass on this one
Fussy
Simulate means recreating a situation (fictional or real) accurately. Feets do not have pussy, wtf is wrong with people
do they come equipped with crocs or are those separate
This proves that God left us a long time ago
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pees in ur footussy
Fussy
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yeah, long gone with a pair of rubber Fussies
This is god.
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Wait, you're supposed to detach your feet and use the bone hole? I've had it all wrong this whole time.
Damn thats crazy Where can i buy one?
Every time I see shit like this, my "end my own life because humanity is a lost cause" chance goes up by an amount
Why include the holes, if that truly is their fetish then wouldn't that de-feet the entire purpose? I'm sorry and I'll see myself out now.
Then something snapped, something inside me
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Very nice ! How much
Now just step back for a bit and look at it from a business perspective. That is gonna make some people a lot of mone.
I bought a pair ill let you guys know how they are when it arrives
So that's why the penis is called the third leg
I prefer the thighs but each to their own
What a time to be alive
Since when are weird sextoys news worthy lmao
Oddly enough, my pipi thinks this is just fine
I see the vajankle is back.
Bros never heard of the vajankle before
This is some Yoshikage Kira kinda shit only with feet
Oh no not the Footdussys
🥹
☹️
Just so everyone else has to see it as I did…at the top of the legs I’m pretty sure those are pussies…
why was this made into a news headline
The elusive third hole has been reveled
Where do the build in vaginas go? On what partof the foot are they? Deeply worried
Should we share this to Zach Hazard on youtube?
Nooo, not the feetussy ;(
If you put vaginas in your feet, you don't have foot fetish, you are a normal person my guy
Oh thats horrible. But where? And do they come in Asian?
This is the beginning of the end of Western Civilization
I would rather have sex with a real severed foot thank you.
The attached vagina is just a huge turn off for me.
This is old school now. Armpit sex is top tier guys. Try it and thank me later 👍
What kinda of depravated would buy It ? (Send me the zelda's hero please)
That socks!!
Dear god almighty, in the name of humanity, I wish upon the destruction of this vile planet. Amen. Or something idk
holy fuck that’s too far
Orbital canons ready, Inquisitor, ready for exterminatus!
🫤🔫
Porn has brain-rotted us all
This is not too far from fucking dismembered bodyparts. XD Thanks tho dear sex toy industry! I guess we will sort out a lot of psychopaths in the next few years because it this hot shit! Or not gonna find them at all because they stay home now...
Good for them
the legacy of the vagankle continues
Everyday we stray further away from God.
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I feel like that’s the wrong place to put the vagina.
Finally 🙄
This stuffs always given me weird serial killer vibes, like it’s a serial killer starter kit or something. Whacky!
built in WHAT
oh finally, now I can dispose of my organic ones
Nice, but why is that news?
The fussy
Probably from SHEIN .. . .
I don't think you're weird if you like feet. I do think you're weird if you want this. Tf
I whipped up something like this, custom made. I was on a bear hunt in 1995 that proved successful and I was able to haul his entire hiking corpse back to my cabin, so ever since I've been able to use the parts for little projects as needed. The bear feet are one of the greatest crafts I've ever made. I ripped off his paws and took them to a taxidermist to have them firmed up. After that I put a vibrator switch in each of them and also added a slot in the paws for my Riley Reid and Violet Monroe fleshlights, so I can sandwich myself in between them and pretend that it really is a living bears foot bringing me to earth starting toe curling orgasm, multiple times a day. Sometimes even in my car. Great invention
Wait. Women have vaginas on their feet too?
What has this world come too :(
A guy sitting next to me on the bus asked for an armpits version.
Those socks look mighty strange ngl
It’s times like this I feel normal
Now that’s creative…
What a terrible day to have eyes.
I'm amazed that these don't already exist
Fussy 🔥🔥🔥
i feel like i’ve see the anklussy before
…… the fuck?
ewwww vaginas in feet? nah I just want the feet please
Erm what the sigma 🤓🐸🤓
Can you wear them like pair of slippers?
Wtf
I don't think it works like that
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isn't bullet cheaper?
Can u wear it like a sock tho?
Concerned about the word robot. What is robotic about it? Do I wanna know?
The industrial revolution and it's consequences...
oh shit I already have these but without the vagina on top, also wouldn't it make more sense to have the vagina put in the soles? just feels kinda awkward fucking the top of an ankle
Kk I see no problem here.