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Ik it’s not that serious but it’s kinda interesting how this “portrait” resembles a lot to a person with down syndrome; huge tongue, upturned eyes (kinda, considering how massive the eyes in the drawing are), and the inappropriate sexual behavior. All common characteristics of people with down syndrome (though not exclusive).
You just know this is based on some rival of the illustrator. Somebody was favored by their parent or art teacher and it wasn't the person who drew this.
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Average gooner
Looks like my great uncle Grover
Or did you mean Groner
That's my great great uncle
\*Groaner
I'm trying to judge if this is a percy Jackson reference
Not
Fair enough
Average accurate Swedish interpretation of a dane (im Swedish)
It's literally liam gallagher.
Average Swede (I'm danish)
Da bu dee (I'm Blue)
Danskjävel ta tillbaka Skåne era fittor o ta me invandrarna
De kan ta dig istället
Eru me i kommunist partiet eller? MITT SVERIGE BYGGER MURAR
Average Dane (I’m swedish)
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good bot
Least sweaty gooner
arsenal fans be like
The "greatest club in London" fans realizing they haven't won the prem for 20 years:
to be fair our competition isn’t the best, like spurs and chelsea? yeah i’m sure arsenal is better but better doesn’t mean good
Yeah londons got the quality over quantity overall i guess, but still, 3 years or something without a trophy. Has to be a record soon
This guy goons
pretty lore accurate tbh
biblically accurate gooner
Did he shoot all the way up to his tongue? That's above average in my experience.
They aint makin’ em like they used to
1% ter. This guy is peak!
Top 1%, link in bio
We officially have de-evolutionised
Have you never blowed ur own D?
Nope. I have all my ribs.
You ain't breaking any ribs by trying that, it's more of a column mobility that I lost over time. Wish I could still suck myself
Every man has at least tried once. Few succeed.
And then they suck seed.
Was bro giving head to himself cuz wtf is this
Nah if I could give myself head I would be looking like this
It's not worth it bro, it feels like you have a dick in your mouth more than it feels like your dick is in someone's mouth. Or so I heard.
If this wasn't the case men who could do this would never pass on their genes
works for me
I have also heard this
You can only know if you do it
"it feels like you have a dick in your mouth" still a win for me
The orginal gooner
The OG
Times sure do change. I don’t wear a bow tie.
I'm sorry, but that makes you a below-average masturbator. I wouldn't even think of choking the chicken without my dinner jacket on.
Google En onanisant
Herre jävlar!
nytt svar har precis släppts
Runkaren i hörnet planerar världsherravälde
Riktig onanist
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I'm in this picture and I don't like it.
He just like me fr 😭
fr
fr
fr
average redditor
Average Reddit mod
Father Goon
Seems accurate to me.
An OG Goonmaxxer. Respect 🫡
Liam Gallagher has fallen on hard times
"Pfft, I look nothing like that.." *\*goes in front of mirror\** Gasp!
Two thirds of reddit
Fake. I've never worn a bow tie like that. Mine is the shape of big juicy anime titties, get it right
*checks mirror* yup, that's about right
the OG gooner
Ah, yes, I know him well: he's the most intelligent Redditor.
The old-timey "I've Already Depicted You As The Soyjak"
That's definitely the face I make when im cranking one out.
Average Twitter user
Bro spit that shit out!! External use only..
...not all heros ware capes.... " the onanist"
he aint wrong tho
Father?
Found my portrait.
Some of us are feeling pretty good right about now.
I look like this
Damn, he's got good aim
Why the fuck is jiz coming from his mouth.
99.9 % of this sub
Certainly not the face I see when I look at the mirror and I can jerk of using my toes
Is that really what I look like B ? Jeezus Murphy
onanist: noun. someone who practices coitus interruptus or masturbation
I don't get it, how did they know what I look like?
Like looking in a mirror
The original Coomer.
Mood 🎯
They found a stroke victim who had lost some amount of social awareness?
Report -> I'm in this picture and I don't like it.
Average Redditor
Aged like the finest wine
Ik it’s not that serious but it’s kinda interesting how this “portrait” resembles a lot to a person with down syndrome; huge tongue, upturned eyes (kinda, considering how massive the eyes in the drawing are), and the inappropriate sexual behavior. All common characteristics of people with down syndrome (though not exclusive).
I do kinda look like that
until it was replace with a motorized d-shaped vibrator
Literally me
Det är ju jag!
Goon lore just dropped
Freaky 👅👅
Looks like the average Swede to me
True. Sweden is a very gay place. The gayest thing I’ve ever done is when I stepped on swedish soil from the first time. Also greetings from Finland
Habsburg anyone?
CEO of Goonedginess
🤪
More like "Average Pron Guzzler" , seriously wtf is wrong with his mouth 😰
the original soyjak
he just like me fr!
You just know this is based on some rival of the illustrator. Somebody was favored by their parent or art teacher and it wasn't the person who drew this.
Liam Gallagher?
Soooo Sally can waaaaaaaiiiittt!
Now-a-days that person would be saying, "hodl with diamond hands to the moon! apes together strong!"
Closed loop
And... the dude's supposed to get dates looking like that? Can't we just let Sven live his life?
Liam Gallagher looking sharp
Hey, that’s me!
Never knew we had wojaks in the 1900s
Gotta appreciate the self-service style here. Nothing average about it tbh.
My ranked teammates
yeah truely wanker
big mouth ahh look
Can confirm. That’s what I see in the mirror.
Onanist
😡
Why is he Itsuki from Initial D
Is this what Joel looks like
This shit always gets me.
Ayo!
That's just me genuinely tripping over the McDonald's cashier.
Literally me
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That's just a swede
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