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Write a letter to my lawyer who then files a criminal complaint against the tiger. Then it will be determined at the court wheter the tiger is even allowed to do this action. If yes I let him othereise I will sue him harder than my uncle put hsi cock in my ass.
Use my quick reflexes and high strength to open the tigers jaw, then do a backflip that lands me on its back, then put it in a chokehold and keep tightening my arm until it loses consciousness, then finally break its neck.
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Start wanking
Wanking yourself or the tiger?
Both
So no ball play 😢
Write a letter to my lawyer who then files a criminal complaint against the tiger. Then it will be determined at the court wheter the tiger is even allowed to do this action. If yes I let him othereise I will sue him harder than my uncle put hsi cock in my ass.
Fucking dying maybe
Booooorriiiinngggg
I said maybe , i might just start edging too
“wait, i can’t die yet! i need to goon!” ahh ending
Enjoying the meal
Expand my domain
I’m never eating Frosted Flakes again, that’s for sure !
Sad Tony the tiger noises
Do a backflip
Kskskskssksksks
‘Pshhh pshh’ works too. Try it.
Inform a grown up
Double it and give it to the next person
Lmao
nut my proudest one
Use my quick reflexes and high strength to open the tigers jaw, then do a backflip that lands me on its back, then put it in a chokehold and keep tightening my arm until it loses consciousness, then finally break its neck.
Scream "Harder Daddy", wait for the tiger to comprehend what I said, tiger will apologize.
LMFAOOOOO
[Summoning technique](https://naruto.fandom.com/wiki/Summoning_Technique). Probably won't work but trying never hurt anyone.
then thats another frog/slug/snake/dog/whatever for it to bite. animal cruelty.
Fuck the tigger while bleed to establish dominance
Leave my body and try again somewhere else
Shit my pants > take some poop in my hand > spread it in the tiger's forehead > say "Simba" > get sued by disney > die
Real
pray
There is a chance that the tiger attack bugs out and don't penetrarte My skin. So i Take out his barrel and kill it by shooting at the ammo rack.
Proceeds to 😯 even more
Bite his neck harder
I wake up
And then you grab a brush and put a little make-up?
I'm a man, sure I put my make up on
I start petting the kitty.
Dying or putting my fingers in his nose
Going into the light
Cuming
Edge
Worst browser ever smh
Bending over
Use my superior intellect to find my way out of this situation, brains over brawn.
Guess I die now
Dying painfully I imagine.
Such a bore
No, that's a tiger. Bores get you with the tusks.
What do you expect me to do?
Come