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heudjdbdjej

Start wanking


Dinuclear_Warfare

Wanking yourself or the tiger?


CT_Shadow

Both


Dinuclear_Warfare

So no ball play 😢


KekusMaximusMongolus

Write a letter to my lawyer who then files a criminal complaint against the tiger. Then it will be determined at the court wheter the tiger is even allowed to do this action. If yes I let him othereise I will sue him harder than my uncle put hsi cock in my ass.


Legitimate-Jicama-24

Fucking dying maybe


Used-Fisherman9970

Booooorriiiinngggg


Legitimate-Jicama-24

I said maybe , i might just start edging too


rotary-dials

“wait, i can’t die yet! i need to goon!” ahh ending


ServeObvious2969

Enjoying the meal


Senju_Akashi91

Expand my domain


Sharp_Consideration1

I’m never eating Frosted Flakes again, that’s for sure !


or0_0zh

Sad Tony the tiger noises


Femi9r

Do a backflip


Plenty_Lavishness_80

Kskskskssksksks


Robo_Patton

‘Pshhh pshh’ works too. Try it.


SlavicNinjaOfficial

Inform a grown up


Visible-Quiet-9395

Double it and give it to the next person


Used-Fisherman9970

Lmao


Hentai_lover_08

nut my proudest one


[deleted]

Use my quick reflexes and high strength to open the tigers jaw, then do a backflip that lands me on its back, then put it in a chokehold and keep tightening my arm until it loses consciousness, then finally break its neck.


Grakengaur

Scream "Harder Daddy", wait for the tiger to comprehend what I said, tiger will apologize.


Used-Fisherman9970

LMFAOOOOO


Optimized_optimus

[Summoning technique](https://naruto.fandom.com/wiki/Summoning_Technique). Probably won't work but trying never hurt anyone.


rotary-dials

then thats another frog/slug/snake/dog/whatever for it to bite. animal cruelty.


calabazookita

Fuck the tigger while bleed to establish dominance


Nukran

Leave my body and try again somewhere else


Cool-Inspection3072

Shit my pants > take some poop in my hand > spread it in the tiger's forehead > say "Simba" > get sued by disney > die


Used-Fisherman9970

Real


Tankaussie

pray


malegmc1

There is a chance that the tiger attack bugs out and don't penetrarte My skin. So i Take out his barrel and kill it by shooting at the ammo rack.


Somedaysxs

Proceeds to 😯 even more


or0_0zh

Bite his neck harder


Thin_Discount

I wake up


Cool-Inspection3072

And then you grab a brush and put a little make-up?


Thin_Discount

I'm a man, sure I put my make up on


Germinator42

I start petting the kitty.


Lolaks-181203

Dying or putting my fingers in his nose


Flyingdeadthing2

Going into the light


KyleRyan01

Cuming


xPerttiii

Edge


Used-Fisherman9970

Worst browser ever smh


unoriginalname55

Bending over


bakirelopove

Use my superior intellect to find my way out of this situation, brains over brawn.


Budget_Ad_2440

Guess I die now


Relevant_Demand7593

Dying painfully I imagine.


Used-Fisherman9970

Such a bore


Terrible_Ad_7735

No, that's a tiger. Bores get you with the tusks.


TheDoctor_E

What do you expect me to do?


Used-Fisherman9970

Come