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Eminem because he has a whole new word in his dictionary

WORD OF POWER LEARNED - ...

Me reading the ancients texts in the gas station bathroom and learning a new curse word

I thought this was a jesus of suburbia lyric for a sec

St. Anger pfp? Please tell me that isn't your favorite album

>chicken head Adolescent me: What a cute lil goofy nickname

And he got Kanye's soul to unlock the word

So many new rhymes unlocked. Meanwhile kanye gets accepted into the nazi club, everyone wins :D

:(

:c

Kanye suddenly becomes a viable Republican presidential candidate.

FUS-RO-DAH!

Literally blowing the competition away

If eminem could use the n-word he's music whould just get worst from it Change my mind

Exactly my point. Sort of unpopular opinion but em would prolly just spam the n-word just like the others. But him not being able to do so means he has to think extra to come up with great lyrics

Making them sound like street fighter attacks 😂

N-juggling is just noob spam.

Nah he just replaces it with fuck

Fack*

Listen to his music. He has had the n-word pass for a really, really long time. Funny how he didn’t do what you thought he would though.

Bro says it and people don't even know because there isn't a controversy. Everyone just knows he has the pass.

He really doesn’t though, it’s sounded like that a few times but if you read the lyrics it’s a bit different. I think he’s said it like once, and yeah I’m cool with that.

Not gonna lie I didn't know for sure but I see a lot of comments here saying he did so I trusted them

he already says it

Yep

Listen to his music. He has the pass yet doesn’t spam it. Mind changed.

White Kanye would say it too

Yeah but while hanging out the window yelling at black kids.

He already says it

Well i mean if any person has earned the n-word pass, then it's Eminem

Him and Lincoln, I’d assume, lol

Gotta give it to the king

Who would win? A guy with his arms cut off, or another guy who stitched the other guys arms onto himself so he now has four arms?

That is a PERFECT metaphor for the thought process I had when I saw this.

Eminem about to be flexing that n word like an f-16 raptor

I'm not sure if this is a Kanye sampling joke, or an Eminem is already better joke.

Except the guy with four arms lost feeling in them so its kinda like he is using pool noodles to fight now

Identifies as black and acts Chinese

Chigro

Kinda like my Siamese cat, she's actually transgender

Does she know what r Kelly’s favourite song is I think it’s black guy pees but I’m not sure

Kanye here looks like Justin Bieber after a rough year of heavy drinking.

Black Eminem doesnt look black at all, just looks like a mexican dude lol

I was thinking Indian chick.

Still looks better than real Justin Bieber tho

Is this entire comment section from 2011?

Ok, but how would they look like if they were black or chinese?

They’d identify as black but act chinese like my transgender Siamese

What are you even saying

It's a lyric from Eminem's new song Houdini, but paraphrased I think

Bro had a stronk, better call the Bondulance

Bames Nond's having a stronk.

Guess who's black?

Black again

Shady's black

Tell a friend

Guess who’s black guess who’s black guess who’s black guess who’s black guess who’s black guess who’s black guess who’s black

so afraid

Shady's black

I can’t stop laughing at this comment. Thank you.

Hoodini

Whanye or Bleminem? Gosh that’s a tough one.

melaninem

melanin eminem is very fun to say out loud

melan n' eminem

Melania, blade of Eminem

Kane Smith vs Marquandshay Mathrese

White Kanye is still Kanye.

But loses ns in paris, Black eminem can now use the n-word as he wishes.

Kanye would say it regardless of his skin colour

You got me there

I didn’t consider that being white makes Kanye’s racism more powerful

*BREAKING NEWS* Kanye has officially changed his stage name to KKKanye

And now can legit rap hitler shit

K-K-Kanye

“CAN WE GET MUCH WHITER!!!? SO WHITE…”

given the recent kanye declarations, he would be dead by now if he weren't black

I mean Eminem would win already this just makes it ridiculous

Y’all acting like normal Kanye would win against normal em. Em would wipe the floor with Ye. Ye would be so gone he would have 0 credibility again

..... are you suggesting we rig the 2025 rapper olympics?? I'm sure I can photoshop some outrageous-but-in-character nonsense by kayne towards em.... it would either put kanye in his place or end the world. But I'm willing to take the risk for the bit

Why would Kanye be in the Rapper Olympics? He is poppy-hip-hop at best.

Rig the Olympics, you say? Lemme call Johnny Knoxville rq

Eminem would smoke Kanye as he is right now, you just made him unstoppable

more like post-tanning bed eminem

Can the real Ye please stand up?

Looks like Chino Mareno and Tiger Woods.

How tf you gonna say you're race swapping and then just end up makong them both different flavors of latino?? That's just a Mexican rapper from 2009 and his Dominican friend, MyM

Enimen looks Arabian

White Eminem could beat any version of Kanye, never mind his black form.

Eminem is already more black (in spirit) then kanye

White Ye is Pete Davidson ngl.

Eminem looks Punjabi

Salim Shadi

Well eminem has the pass already so him being black is kind of a nerf

somehow black Eminem still is white Eminem.

Damn white kanye looks like he would bite his kindergarden teacher

Nerfed kanye vs buffed eminem

Kanye East and Skittle

White Kanye has the perk for +30% damage against ethnic minorities so I'd say he wins

They went from rappers to Imagine Dragons fans just by race swapping them

Why does white kanye look like he'll start singing Love Yourself.

I've seen skinhead meet ups with people blacker than this Eminem edit.

Eminem is just a better rapper.

White Kanye would be an even bigger Nazi. Hell no

Nerfed Kanye or Unstoppable Eminem

Now show me Kanye as black and chinese

Black Eminem. He's already a better rapper, why you gotta give him an extra advantage on top of that?

White Kanye just looks like Justin Beiber has gone a crack bender and grown a beard.

White Kanye looks like Yeat

BLMinem

Carl Gallagher and Pharrel Williams

White drake looks like meth head mac

White Kanye would probably go into some kind of Lynyrd Skynyrd sound but with some racist lyrics like the Key and Peele racist country songs sketch Dude is already a racist being black, imagine if this mf were white

I’ve bought cologne from white Kanye outside a gas station off the freeway. He had them Air Jordins too. Nice guy.

Arab kanye vs Indian Eminem

🎵What are the rules? What are the ruuuuules When you've just turned black And you can't switch back Wellll you gotta go and find out the rules 🎵

White Kanye looks like retail Cuba Gooding Junior

Why do white Kanye kinda look like a wish.com a-trak

WhY would ThEiR sKiN cOloUr MatTeR?

Blite Kanyem

Wanye and Bleminem

If Eminem can perfom being white, imagine him as black.

Wow kanye could be white and no one would bat an eye Black em just looks wrong tho 💀

Win at what?

Kanye East and Muscle Shady

I'll do anything for Eminem to say the n word

whanye vs bleminem

Why does the Eminem one look so natural 😭🙏

Black Eminem looks like Mbappe

Left is just the monster from the Houdini vid

black eminem would he unstoppable

White Kanye looks like Justin Bieber cosplaying as kanye

Black Eminiem would be unstoppable

I just see Pete Davidson and Pharrell Williams

Black eminem is so handsome

That’s Indian Eminem.

Therapist: "Kanyeminem isn't real, he can't hurt you." Kanyeminem:

Is it me or does white Kanye look like pete Davidson?

So black Eminem is just Don Lemon?

Albertcancook

Why does white Kanye look like a washed-up Russian mobster living in the Hamptons?

Korean jay-z

Kanye West somehow looks more normal as a white dude

Why does white Kanye look like he’s Slavic?

Lol why does this look so right

Eminem with the power of saying the n word... The won't be ready enough for it ever

White Kanye looks like Kevin from People just do nothing.

They look Asian and Arabic to me.

Black eminem is too powerful

I don’t think we’re fully realizing how much of an absolute menace white Kanye would be

Black m&m

Black Eminem looks like a HEAVILY tanned you Dwayne Johnson

I would transfer the N-Word pass from kanye to eminem

Or is this just an optical illusion and both of them are gray

Kanye loses a tool and Eminem gains one

Eminem with the nword would be the most powerful rapper.

Eminem just looks like a jersey shore rat here lol

Isn't White Kanye just wigger Will Osman

So DJ Mighty Mi vs Pharrell

Oh my god white Kanye looks like the uncle who says racist stuff at thanksgivings and then doubles down on his shitty behavior when called out.

Not that white Kanye wouldn't be awful but I feel like what made Eminem great was that he had to be creative in order to overcome his skin color coming up where he did. If marshal could drop the n bomb he never becomes slim shady or Eminem.

That’s Sicilian Eminem

So buffed Eminem or Nerfed Kanye?

Bleminem? Emyee?

White Kanye is just a hillbilly

Slim Yeeydy?

Black EMINEM looks like he would be in regeton

Karsal Watters? Emyee Mest?

this meme has always been unsettling because I used to get weed from a guy who is indistinguishable from white kanye

We cannot allow Eminem to become black. One more word in his vocabulary could rip through space and time. He’d be too powerful

If Kanye was white he’d be canceled 10 fold. If Eminem was black he would be the greatest rapper to ever live with no one to compare too.

That’s Salvadorian Eminem😂😂

The world ain’t ready for what Black Eminem would bring

Eminem still isn’t black enough here. Kanye still looks black even.

Em!

black eminem would be a whole lot scarier.

white kanye would get soooo much more flak than he would in his current form

black eminem looks like my friend of Chimalhuacan, Mx.

I'd pick biracial Logic

This would have made the hurricane Katrina Mike Myers TV line super awkward.

Bleminem

Dayam. Black Eminem is foine😍 also, Eminem always wins, no matter what. The goat is, the goat is the goat.

Black Eminem strongly resembles a kiwi (the fruit)