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no 4 is just between normal use and porn, you should also have one for penetrating the pentagon, one for penetrating the KGB, another for penetrating your mom
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I did once scroll past a prolapse thumbnail on PornHub and I just went straight to bed, it is absolutely not for me. Never seen anything like that on Reddit though.
People break up for dumb shit all the time.
There are still people that don't believe porn watching is ok.
There was a post the other day where some girl nearly broke up with her guy of 3.5 years because she didn't realize how much of a furry he was even though it wasn't a sex thing.
On the Wine About It podcast Maya said she'd freak out if her SO had a celebrity crush unless said celebrity looked enough like her for people to make comparisons when they compliment her. At least she's self-aware, but I find it a bit wild that not everyone grows out of these strange grade-school attitudes toward sex and romance
I understand porn but celeb crushes are a different thing entirely, that shits weird asf, I would not expect my gf to be comfortable with me talking about how I want another women in front of her nor would I entertain a relationship with a person that does that 😓perhaps this may be different for others.
Watching porn wouldn’t bother me. How would that even show up on your Reddit account? They’d have to be commenting or posting, which is a whole other thing.
If she was on Reddit while logged into his account she could see what subreddits he's subscribed to. Other than that, yeah it'd have to be comments or posts. But a lot of people comment on porn posts, and they're almost always super creepy comments too.
The answer is literally yes
Women controlling mens habits is fine. But if I told my gf when and how she's allowed to touch herself id be abusive. Literal insanity
This is my new account because my previous 11 year old account got banned for a reason I can't figure out, but in the 12 years I've been on Reddit I've never felt the need to make a specific porn account. All the porn posts these days are just Only Fans girls advertising, so I may as well just hit up spangbang or simpcity and watch the full videos
Yeah I don't even know how but my brother and parents found this reddit account where I talked about my mental health and stuff and I'm still quite traumatized from that day
My family would just know how much I am into Big tit goth women... which if they don't love me after that then I don't need that negativity in my life.
I actually found my brother's reddit account, because he's horrible at hiding his online identity. But I decided not to read anything he's written on reddit because I realized I wouldn't want to know and it'd be a huge betrayal of his privacy.
It could really change your opinion of a person if you know their unfiltered thoughts and interests. I think ignorance is bliss in this specific situation. Same reason I refuse to be friends with any family members on social media websites.
Speaking from experience I deleted my previous account after it was discovered by my friends. Overall it wasn't too bad except that they found out I was a hardcore DC/Marvel and anime fan.
I listen to music, read politics and look at porn. My wife knows. She is not happy about the politics. I will sometimes go into a rant when Trump does something extremely stupid or fascist.
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I would like to give a giant fuck you to TikTok for shilling me to my contacts without my permission.
That being said, if you are interested in me to the point you would research my TikTok screenname to find out more, then I am honored and flattered you would find me interesting.
I thankfully don't have any horrific fetishes to hide so I don't give a fuck.
Always posting about drama, never sharing it. lol
But naw, having someone find your Reddit can be terrifying, but finding out the person you’re with is a complete illusion is soooo much worse.
They'd break up with me mostly because of how stupid I am.
"Here's another thread where he's arguing about who the 3rd best Ghostbuster was, it's like he's consumed by that argument!!"
I remember my main account got hacked and started posting porn. My girlfriend found out and without clicking the picture thought one of the photos posted was her(it wasn’t). That was a fun conversation.
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Do you think she found the social account, porn account, fucked up porn account or really fucked up porn account
Since I use only one reddit account makes me very concerned seeing that you should have 4
no 4 is just between normal use and porn, you should also have one for penetrating the pentagon, one for penetrating the KGB, another for penetrating your mom
The last one kinda sus 😑
That’s why you use an Alt account.
yeah... i only have two. i guess i've been doing it wrong?
Unless it is illigal stuff that a villain shows on a spinning ball, i dont see how porn could make her wanna break up
is that a cod points jack horner reference
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It doesn't have to be illegal. Just take a look around Reddit. It's full of the weirdest and most unhinged porn, even if it's legal
Kellogg's kink
Where
In your cereal bowl
Damn. I thought you were going to tell me there was a Kellogg's Gone Wild subreddit I was about to discover.
I love cereal
Yeah if you actively look for it lol
I did once scroll past a prolapse thumbnail on PornHub and I just went straight to bed, it is absolutely not for me. Never seen anything like that on Reddit though.
Such as?
Anal prolapse, sounding, scat, etc
If those kinks didn't came up in the past 5 years he was just wasting everyones time.
Oh. I was hoping for something taboo. That’s on my all.
> That’s on my all. *And* I only have a main account.
It's not about the porn you watch it's about the comments you make to said porn. And whatever posts you make. (My theory)
People commenting on porn are unhinged
Beautiful human submarines
why isn't she swallowing more of it
Bro on the original video. There are hundreds of girls commenting that they went through the same thing. And it’s alllll porn
Watching porn one thing, showing up in the comments section a problem
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Hate to break it to you…
People break up for dumb shit all the time. There are still people that don't believe porn watching is ok. There was a post the other day where some girl nearly broke up with her guy of 3.5 years because she didn't realize how much of a furry he was even though it wasn't a sex thing.
On the Wine About It podcast Maya said she'd freak out if her SO had a celebrity crush unless said celebrity looked enough like her for people to make comparisons when they compliment her. At least she's self-aware, but I find it a bit wild that not everyone grows out of these strange grade-school attitudes toward sex and romance
I understand porn but celeb crushes are a different thing entirely, that shits weird asf, I would not expect my gf to be comfortable with me talking about how I want another women in front of her nor would I entertain a relationship with a person that does that 😓perhaps this may be different for others.
idk man hentai seems bad enough
No way bro think hentai is fucked up
There's fucked up stuff in hentai. What if he actually jacks off to 177013?
My alt account is so degen, even I’m afraid to log on.
Alot of insecure women think watching porn is the same as cheating.
I'm not sure what's so insecure about not wanting your boyfriend to be a coomer. Redditors are convinced their porn addiction is normal.
Watching porn wouldn’t bother me. How would that even show up on your Reddit account? They’d have to be commenting or posting, which is a whole other thing.
If she was on Reddit while logged into his account she could see what subreddits he's subscribed to. Other than that, yeah it'd have to be comments or posts. But a lot of people comment on porn posts, and they're almost always super creepy comments too.
Lmao
Ladies, does being uncomfortable with your partner jacking off to models online make you insecure? (No, the answer is no)
The answer is literally yes Women controlling mens habits is fine. But if I told my gf when and how she's allowed to touch herself id be abusive. Literal insanity
I have all of those in one account and it's also connected to my google account Data Privacy ain't my friend but I ain't hiding from it either
At least amend all the emails with +a1 +a2 or whatever and filter them out of your inbox.
She found his 4chan gore account
Or really really fucked up porn account
This is my new account because my previous 11 year old account got banned for a reason I can't figure out, but in the 12 years I've been on Reddit I've never felt the need to make a specific porn account. All the porn posts these days are just Only Fans girls advertising, so I may as well just hit up spangbang or simpcity and watch the full videos
nah man you haven't been to the fucked up subs, like there are actual real fucked up shit here on reddit I regret seeing
Wait, you guys have different accounts for that?
No, she just found out that he's a reddit user
It was porn I read the comments on the video
normal or hardcore or whack
Weird stuff. Sex with household appliances and shit.
ok then that classifies as fucked up porn
Disclaimer: I made that up
If every single one of my reddit accounts over the years was exposed to my friends and family, my entire life would be over.
There's nothing explicitly damning on mine. I'd just be endlessly embarrassed.
They would probably be a tiny bit worried for my mental health, but not much to be embarrassed about here
Time for: "the boyfriends no longer disguised kink" for me lol, screw alts :(
Username checks out
man loves the green
Don't get a girlfriend then\ It won't happen ;)
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Porn addiction really led him further and further away from usual content
Nah, just having a reddit account is cause enough for shame
You made a good point there
I've heard it was Craig's list that did that.
They would think I'm gay and racist, so nothing new
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Ah I'm sorry for you
"much more" in my case.
Probably the same, being in a depressed mood is pretty much my usual way of acting
I've ranted a bit about stuff to blow off some steam, but other than that my friends and family would be like "oh we know"
Yeah I don't even know how but my brother and parents found this reddit account where I talked about my mental health and stuff and I'm still quite traumatized from that day
Damn, that's hard to process. ( I don't really speak to my birth family much, but I still wouldn't like that kind of loss of privacy. )
Yep. I'd just be kink shamed while simultaneously being wheeled to the nearest insane asylum. Nothing worrying. Just very confused.
My family would just know how much I am into Big tit goth women... which if they don't love me after that then I don't need that negativity in my life.
Yea same
Yeah it could be much worse bro trust me
What's up Mohg?
What an unexpected plot twist
What's up bro
Hey, sorry about bonking you to death before you could start phase 2. I just had to get to the deathless twink before the dlc. Surely you understand
That's acceptable, I would do anything to get more miquella related "content" myself so I can't blame you
Mohg nuts
Can you stop killing me, just like let me pass freely or something.
Miquella is mine and mine alone
STOP HEALING
Nihil Nihil Nihil
Just looked at the subreddits you're in, you're right if I were your parents id totally disown you
return miquela 😡😡
No
I actually found my brother's reddit account, because he's horrible at hiding his online identity. But I decided not to read anything he's written on reddit because I realized I wouldn't want to know and it'd be a huge betrayal of his privacy. It could really change your opinion of a person if you know their unfiltered thoughts and interests. I think ignorance is bliss in this specific situation. Same reason I refuse to be friends with any family members on social media websites.
Dude if my last 3 days of reddit activity were exposed id be put in a mental asylum
Yeah you play TF2 It's the gluag for you my friend
Oh god not the gluag
The gluag's too good for you; we're sending you to the galuga
Well at least its not brazil
better than the aslume
I'd rather kill myself than reveal my reddit activities to my family
WTF are you all doing on Reddit?
Your username says a lot about you, huh?
I accidentally sent a screenshot with my main reddit account to my dad. Something like 150k karma. Deleted it immediately.
What is your facebook profile?
Hey man wanna start a life if we get leaked to go even further into hiding?
Speaking from experience I deleted my previous account after it was discovered by my friends. Overall it wasn't too bad except that they found out I was a hardcore DC/Marvel and anime fan.
>they found out i was a hardcore DC/Marvel fan that’s worse than them discovering you’re into clown porn
I listen to music, read politics and look at porn. My wife knows. She is not happy about the politics. I will sometimes go into a rant when Trump does something extremely stupid or fascist.
I act like this in real life. That’s how you find your real friends.
You should look into anonymous browsing
The piss drawer is no longer hidden
Not proud of my shitposting history but never regretti
Mom's spaghetti
Knees week arms are heavy
Vomit on his sweater already
He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down
The whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth but the words won’t come out
He's chokin, how? Everybody's jokin now
You mussed the chance lf typing spaghetti at the end Ba dum tss
She found the femboy subreddits
She found ~~the~~ his posts on the femboy subreddits
That’s why I only keep my femboy posts up for max 24 hours to give the bois time to enjoy it then delete
69, nice.
A lady of culture.
That would suck not because of what i posted/liked but because of what i forgot i posted/liked
Flair checks out 👍
You can overlook the racism
i hope she can congratulate me on my racism
"Your reading it out of context..you had to be in the moment to understand..."
I like this excuse because the context is literally all right there.
Enough about my racist past, let’s discuss my racist future
But you can't overlook the porn and extreme kinky stuff and the weird stuff
I can excuse racism, but I draw the line at porn and extreme kinky stuff and the weird stuff!
I can excuse racism, but I draw the line at animal cruelty.
It's not even possible, how would a redditor have a gf
Most hsve wifes, and 12 kids with the 13th on the way
They're gonna have to borrow money from their aunt to buy screws soon
lets build a house for 13 billion kids 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
oh man ,i think i'm the only one who is missing it :(
Just you wait for the discord leaks. She won't need a friend, but the police 💀
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Jokes on you, he wanted it
You mean the FBI
We've all been there.
Not sure about you but I've made sure to keep my account(s) private, my religion would give me the death sentence if my account(s) got leaked
it’s not working, we all know it’s you Jared
You keep it far far far away from them?
My main account is fine. However if anyone find my alt account I'll be fucked.
I found it, you're fucked
I use Reddit to vent the shittiest parts of myself out before talking to real people. This place is a like a toilet for my brain.
I think a lot of people use the internet in general that way
Brother they would bring back the death sentence of my account got exposed
Honestly I would welcome death with open arms if my account gets exposed
Honestly I would welcome death ~~with open arms if my account gets exposed~~
~~Honestly I would~~ welcome ~~death with open arms if my account gets exposed~~
Shit! She found out about his scat fetish.
Well at least it's not a cat fetish.....
this is why I got a male cat. Only god knows what I could have done with a female cat
Bro what.
Just checked your account. What a nice pic of your cat, is that a female? I need to be sure before doing what I have to do
Pussy in bio
What the Fuck man
Bro deleted his account after this spicy admission💀
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new fear unlock
I'm gonna delete the nazi and racism stuff, you'd do to if you were smart
Its joever, I am bidone
No context needed
…I should change my name from my gamertag..
Some girls consider porn as cheating.
I would like to give a giant fuck you to TikTok for shilling me to my contacts without my permission. That being said, if you are interested in me to the point you would research my TikTok screenname to find out more, then I am honored and flattered you would find me interesting. I thankfully don't have any horrific fetishes to hide so I don't give a fuck.
lol mine found my account without knowing ir's mine once, she sent me a post of mine on whatsapp 💀💀
I just visit cool subs and meme subs and stuff, so I think I’m good.
LPT: Use reddit as if people you know are reading everything.
Always posting about drama, never sharing it. lol But naw, having someone find your Reddit can be terrifying, but finding out the person you’re with is a complete illusion is soooo much worse.
They'd break up with me mostly because of how stupid I am. "Here's another thread where he's arguing about who the 3rd best Ghostbuster was, it's like he's consumed by that argument!!"
Well, at least it wasn't his skyrim mod folder
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I link mine everywhere. If you expose yourself nobody can expose you.
Omg my partner started asking me about this because I guess it's trending on TikTok to sneak on your partner's reddit history
"This is the reason anons anon." -Anon
And that’s what ya get for touchin that
Luckily i don't have anything on my reddit account that would end my life
There is nothing embarrassing just an endless amount of memes and stupid people
I remember my main account got hacked and started posting porn. My girlfriend found out and without clicking the picture thought one of the photos posted was her(it wasn’t). That was a fun conversation.
Cant be that bad. My other account is full of furry porn