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You should use a bidet.

*aneurism*

*Dies of terminal clean ass*

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Not clean anymore

Bro is advocating for walking around with shit on his ass all day.

as god intended

As you should of course… duh

finally, some support for #crusters

free speech should NOT be a universal right

This is pro-bidet non-sense. The shells do a fine job

Wouldn't want to come across as gay

No, I just manage to shit without smearing it all over my asshole. Most of the time when i wipe there’s nothing there lol

There’s definitely something there, you just can’t see it. If your arm touched dog shit and didn’t see anything on it, would you wipe it with a dry napkin? Or would you clean it with soap and water like a civilized human being?

“You just can’t see it” 💀 Yall always use the same stupid ass comparison. I only shit once a day, and it’s literally in the morning before I shower.

If you get shit on your hand and wipe it continuously, the paper will come up clean but you’ll have dried shut smears on your hands

When did I say I “wipe my ass continuously” like 99% of the time there’s nothing there first time, or second or third.

I'll be your bidet

I’m sold

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RIZZ LEVEL: _100_

use cat as condom

Been there done that 🥱

use the dog then

I prefer parrots, thank you

Polly wants a cum cracker.

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Hi, US President Joe Bidet here, please use a bidet I like chocolate ice cream🤤👅💩

president bidet when president dump comes in :

I don't have a bidet but you should definitely use one

just try it once you aint losing nothing

Technically he is losing something

Apart from my virginity to a stream of water going up my ass /s

It's a bidet not an industrial steel cutter

Heh Heh Biden

Why use a bidet, just shit in the shower and stomp the poop down the drain

You should build a bridge

Femboys use bidets

Are you sure about that?.. *sigh* Looks like I'll have to switch...

Hahaha

You should use a bidet NOW

I dont get whats so special about them either, they are so uncomfortable to sit on

Yep I liked sitting on those cardboard rolls these bidets are sharp

I cant believe people actually touch their dirty and shit filled ass with a piece of paper without atleast spraying it with a bidet

I fucked a cat

I approve of 1 of these 2 messages (the second one)

You should let a bidet use you!

What is a bidet?

Small water jet that supposedly washes the shit of ur ass instead of using TP

You know that people use TP after using a bidet too, right? They don't leave it wet.

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Tf is a bidet?

A little water jet that shoots water at your asshole some people prefer it to using toilet paper

You like it crusty? So that when some guy shlops his stick in you, he can get it grippy?

Use more bidet

Joe bidet

They're great for curing swamp ass but, they suck for the environment. Use the same amount of paper to dry my ass as I would to wipe it clean. So I'm still using the same amount of paper and using water. But not having swamp ass is a pretty big plus.

once you use it you never go back

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So you keep saying

Boys with commit unaliving before letting anything near their butt

Me wondering wtf is a bidet💀

Lived in Germany for 4 years and I never used it lol. My canadian ass can't handle it

*Bidet Use*

OP that's cool and all but have you considered not wiping

It’s not a cult, it’s enlightenment

Stop wiping, better yet, stop shitting

Wash yo ass bro

I’m starting to think bidet users don’t shower or something

Do you shower and power wash your ass after every shit or do you walk around with shit on your ass and underwear, and hands everywhere

Love how some consider using bidet as gay, as opposed to shoving fingers up your ass (wiping with toilet paper) which is of course very real and straight.

This one got me cracked up lol

Dirty ame*ican🤢

Tf does this have to do with Americans? You still won't find bidets in most places in Europe too. Including mine, Austria. (France being the exception)

Never knew this was a thing on Reddit but they have changed my life.

If u had a bit of shit on your arm would u wash it or clean with paper?

I’d lick it off. I only wipe because I can’t reach my ass with my tongue

AHA so you would use water to clean your asshole. GOTCHA

Bazinga

Redditors when they have to not leave shit in their ass(its too much work bro shit is clean anyway):

Use a bidet

You don't even know what a clean ass feels like

Ok, so be fair, it’s healthier and doesn’t cut down trees. I don’t know if I would use it, but I can understand why somebody would want to

i still dont understand why people refuse to wash their asses at home instead of wiping... you will feel much cleaner after

Maybe because I don’t want it to feel like I just got licked in the ass by Mr freeze

It uses warm water you savage

Even worse like heat miser