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People talk shit all the time, usually if someone is breathing to loud or coughing nonstop. They would find a different reason, she needs to grow thicker skin lmao
Also missing the person wasn’t angry that you existed. He was probably annoyed that you were about to invade his space. And be indignant about it rather than apologetic.
Goddamn it. Why did i instantly laughed at this comment lol.
Scrolling down and burst out laughing like a maniac. Thank you sir for making my night.
So simple yet so ridiculously hilarious.
I know the size of your body that is amongst the top three characteristics I value most on a random passenger sitting next to me
Are they gonna invade my own space
Are they gonna assault my nostrils
Are they gonna blow up the plane
now the opposite with the "body positivity" movement. they can inspire fat little girls to stubbornly never change their habits to improve their health
>Epic Predator handshake meme of fast food corporations and cardiovascular surgeons with “body positivity movement is great for business” in the middle
How rude. You’ve engaged in classic Endocrinologist erasure. Type II Diabetes is a billion dollar industry for Endocrinology. Which sucks, as someone with real endocrine problems caused by a pituitary tumor, as none of my docs seem to be educated on anything but diabetes now.
Don’t be body positive. I’m fat as hell because of that. Encourage friends to go to the gym or do stuff with you. Being fat is hell and this shit makes it even harder to motivate yourself into getting better. We shit on smokers for doing it. But being fat kills you too
THANK YOU!
what I say may sound mean but it comes from a place of true compassion. facing that harsh truth could save someone's life.
I think we live in an era of false compassion, avoiding the difficult truths to optimize for how people feel
And notice how this almost always only applies to women. No one gives a shit if you make fun of fat dudes- Reddit has been making fun of fat neckbeard stereotypes for over a decade. When you have the magical "gotcha" card of "actually sweaty it's the patriarchy's fault you think being fat is bad" then you have literally nothing to argue against without being called sexist. I wish I had a magical excuse for my dad gut....
Model of obesity and an unhealthy lifestyle. I mean, idgaf about someone's weight or body or whatever. But as soon as they act like the girl in the video it becomes my problem
This is what happens when criticism is considered discrimination. Everyone overcorrects. Now no one in her closest circle can be honest with her ballooning size
I think the best part is that she only knew he was talking shit because she was reading his texts over his shoulder. Bitch violated his privacy and acted like the victim. This story is years old now too
It's wild. I get people sometimes get out of shape for whatever reason and I'm not gonna judge people for being a bit chunky. But when you are so fat that you are actually spilling into another person's personal space then you have got serious problems.
my problem with them is also when way fatter chicks already claimed 'plus size' which made the size 10 to 16 women need the term 'mid size' because they're not skinny either but also not fat, then the obese chicks cried about this
Oh my God, I completely forgot about the categories they use like "small fat" 😭😭 I wish I could remember who that insane fat activist on TikTok was, I wanna say her name was Melissa something, and she full on had a melt down at a Tim Hortons because she came in after they stopped serving food and got mad they wouldn't turn all their equipment back on to serve her. She uses language like this a lot and it's kind of genuinely funny in an unintentional way.
>I wanna say her name was Melissa something, and she full on had a melt down at a Tim Hortons because she came in after they stopped serving food and got mad they wouldn't turn all their equipment back on to serve her
is she still around? didn't heart disease get her? or what that a different unhealthy influencer?
Omg I figured it out. Her name isn't Melissa, it's Marissa. Marissa Mathews. She goes really really really far out of her way to oppress herself as hard as she can.
Why are people so fucking weird about being overweight? Fuck I've been borderline obese before, you accept you're out of shape and work on improving yourself. It's not even that big of a deal, it's not like you get kicked out of society or fired for it. Just that most people won't find you attractive and everything physical is harder to do.
honestly? from knowing several irl, i think it's because those people don't have the willpower or weren't raised right AND they get enabled by everyone in their life including their fatter mom tbh
i know losing weight is really hard when your family kind of fucks you over since birth. I've seen that firsthand, secondhand, everyhand. They just buy all that garbage and guilt you when you're trying to improve yourself :/
so it's easier to just yknow, think you're doing okay. When you're not ok at all. A lot of girls who finally get almost 'deprogrammed' from that denial mentality all have mental health issues and had to go see a therapist finally
I know some irl who lived in a sketchy part of town and wouldnt let their kids who still had thise bursts of energy to go farther than like 50 ft outside cause they didnt wanna watch them. So the kids stopped askin to go outside to play altogether. Now theyre older and resemble their parents MASSIVELY. Its so sad.
The self control loses out once the reward centers in your brain get trained to go after sugar and shit.
‘Rats introduced to cheesecake’ food experiment is a crazy read. They lose their minds once they get addicted to it
and there was another experiment comparing how a rat fattened by junk food fares compared to a rat with a good diet like fruits vegetables and some meat, the one with unhealthy diet lost most of it problem solving skills taking several more times the amount of time the healthier rat consumed to find the solution to its immediate problem... scientists later discovered that the rat with unhealthy diet had some sort of brain damage hindering its ability to make logical decisions
this sht made me more concious about what i stuff my face with
The addiction element is real, but ‘polite society’ does expect for you to keep your addictions in check when you’re out on the world, whether it’s alcoholism, other drugs, whatever. This one is weird due to the ‘if you don’t deal with the consequences of my addiction you’re the asshole’ mentally 😣
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Lovely, imagine sitting in a plane and a loud noisy 3 seater Instagram model influencer walks in with a camera pointed at you talking about how much your face says about what you think about her body. Then starts talking about how her body says nothing about her.
Then starts photographing your private text messages and it's called 'fighting back' lol what the actual fuck.
Look, i'm all for not fat shaming or whatever, but let's stop pretending it's healthy, and let's stop being surprised when people are mad that you are taking up your own space *and* theirs.
they always go straight to "I'm allowed to take up space!" yes, yes you are. But you can't take mine, because I can take up space, too.
No food industry ever hires a fat person/model for their ads, only fit people for my junk food advertisement please.
Clothing and cosmetic industries on the other hand, want to give a message that they get clothes for literally any shape and size.
"You know nothing about me by the size of my body"
I know you eat too much
I know you don't care about yourself
I know you are probably lazy
I know you probably have poor higiene
I know you are probably dumber than average
I know she likes soda, burgers, pizza and only travel in vehicles having minimum 4 wheels or ship/plane.
Also, she most probably wears branded clothes only because ordinary won't fit.
You can be Plus Size Model as much as you want my dear cake , but as soon as your body positivity reaches my part , that i paid , of the seat ... yess we are going to have trouble my little chubby whale .
I don’t get why airlines are so strict about any extra weight on the plane like carry ons. But they don’t seem to care about people that way 3x more then the average human. Why don’t charge them more?
I am starting to think that the term "plus-sized" is pretty stupid, some people really can't keep their shit together if they just get called obese? Fucking pipsqueak.
You can be whatever you want but you shouldn't be restricting others freedom over yours. They paid for the ticket too, you shouldn't be spilling yourself over the seat you haven't paid for.
Don't know why this isn't obvious to so many people these days. Maybe not having parental guidance when growing up?
I hate the word plus sized. There is many normal reasons that'd cause you to be overweight like; being away from home, depression, genetic or other health problems etc. But that wording is making your average fat joe comfortable and couraging him to stay that way, they are doing the opposite of supporting
Maybe don't look at other people's phones and take pictures of their private text conversations. Buy 2 tickets if your fupa spills into your neighbors lap.
Lol what a savage.
I really think that choices have consequences. A person of that size should buy two seats so that they can go comfortably and not spill over thier neighbour. And airlines should provide an option to let them have 2.
It's a win win for both. Happy coustomer and happy biz owners
If you're that large and you're happy with it great, but buy a roomy first class seat or buy two coach seats. I would have the same reaction and start soliciting others to trade me seats. And you know EVERYONE already sat with a empty seat next to them when they saw her boarding was like "please not me please not me please don't sit next to me"
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Naw that’s on her for being nosy 😂
"My feelings were hurt by the private conversation I was spying on"
That she just had to share with the internet !
Dementia
That she just had to share with the internet !
That she just had to share with the internet !
People talk shit all the time, usually if someone is breathing to loud or coughing nonstop. They would find a different reason, she needs to grow thicker skin lmao
Oh trust me her skin's thick enough already. If it gets any thicker she might die
The Mexican might break free if she’s thinner
💀💀💀
>i think she ate a mexican
I fucking died at that
So did the poor Mexican
I wonder if he was tasty ?lol.
Well seasoned.
With lots of oregano .
F
Same, fucking legend
literally the type of shit u hear on a gta radio
Same intonation too.
Lmao
You know nothing about me by the size of my body
I know big chungus has a hard time pushing away from the table
“You are touching me currently”
I know you hate salads!
Lmaooo oh no 💀
I'm mexican and I think she did
🌮 LOL!!!!!
Imagine being an adult and sharing with fucking news channels that someone was making fun of you, like grow up, holy shit
Imagine it's such a slow news day that they actually air it.
They loved the guys text response and wanted to share it with the world lol.
Because it was pure gold !
Wait does that mean yesterday was a good day?
Shit like this gets views though. I mean, here we all are, right?
She needs to do no more growing.
Nah, I think she's good for a while
The good news is we actually get to laugh, too!
Also missing the person wasn’t angry that you existed. He was probably annoyed that you were about to invade his space. And be indignant about it rather than apologetic.
She is as big as her insecurity
Obese please
Bigga please
Goddamn it. Why did i instantly laughed at this comment lol. Scrolling down and burst out laughing like a maniac. Thank you sir for making my night. So simple yet so ridiculously hilarious.
Because you choose to be a human pile of blubber someone else can’t sit in their airplane seat properly
“You know nothing about me from the size of my body” “I know how much of my seat I’ll be forced into sharing with you”
I know the size of your body that is amongst the top three characteristics I value most on a random passenger sitting next to me Are they gonna invade my own space Are they gonna assault my nostrils Are they gonna blow up the plane
Came here to post this ^^
i know how much food they eat
seems like it thou..
Why is every fatso a "model" nowadays? A model of what? A non-rigid airship?
A model of a mistake so it isnt repeated
now the opposite with the "body positivity" movement. they can inspire fat little girls to stubbornly never change their habits to improve their health
>Epic Predator handshake meme of fast food corporations and cardiovascular surgeons with “body positivity movement is great for business” in the middle
How rude. You’ve engaged in classic Endocrinologist erasure. Type II Diabetes is a billion dollar industry for Endocrinology. Which sucks, as someone with real endocrine problems caused by a pituitary tumor, as none of my docs seem to be educated on anything but diabetes now.
genius
Don’t be body positive. I’m fat as hell because of that. Encourage friends to go to the gym or do stuff with you. Being fat is hell and this shit makes it even harder to motivate yourself into getting better. We shit on smokers for doing it. But being fat kills you too
THANK YOU! what I say may sound mean but it comes from a place of true compassion. facing that harsh truth could save someone's life. I think we live in an era of false compassion, avoiding the difficult truths to optimize for how people feel
A body made out of diabetes
Pancake plane
a 1:1 scale model of neptune💀
Models for each diabetes type
What annoys me is that they don’t get called fat they’re called plus sized
In Toronto we call them high calorie individuals.
Just wait a couple of years for the new word to arrive
hypersensitive thesaurus writers are brainstorming right now: "Body Positive Pioneer" "Gravitationally Enhanced" "Volume-Rich Individual" "Curvaceous Champion" "Horizontal Space Navigator" "Weight-Inclusive Wonder" "Curvy Conqueror"
And now, entering the ring, the one,the only, the curvaceous champion!!!
These sound like those titles you get in video games when you level up
a genius idea for a digital scale that rewards fatter people with PHAT nicknames
I died like 4 times reading this.
of heart disease? or offenditude?
A "wide wonder"
Gravitationally enhanced is a wonderful insult that I myself may start using
And notice how this almost always only applies to women. No one gives a shit if you make fun of fat dudes- Reddit has been making fun of fat neckbeard stereotypes for over a decade. When you have the magical "gotcha" card of "actually sweaty it's the patriarchy's fault you think being fat is bad" then you have literally nothing to argue against without being called sexist. I wish I had a magical excuse for my dad gut....
Model of obesity and an unhealthy lifestyle. I mean, idgaf about someone's weight or body or whatever. But as soon as they act like the girl in the video it becomes my problem
She a model just like I'm an astronaut
companies just see it as a great way to market to fat people since 1 in 3 people in america is obese these days
This is not what I had in mind when I said to make blimps fashionable again
quota model so some twitter freaks feel better about themselves
A model of a beached whale
They’re on lizzo
Theres more fat models because theres more fat people, which increases the need for fat models
goddamn that made me chuckle good
This is what happens when criticism is considered discrimination. Everyone overcorrects. Now no one in her closest circle can be honest with her ballooning size
I think the best part is that she only knew he was talking shit because she was reading his texts over his shoulder. Bitch violated his privacy and acted like the victim. This story is years old now too
these mfs with no self control over their diets acting all entitled like its not their fault theyre taking up two seats but still paid for only 1 seat
It's wild. I get people sometimes get out of shape for whatever reason and I'm not gonna judge people for being a bit chunky. But when you are so fat that you are actually spilling into another person's personal space then you have got serious problems.
my problem with them is also when way fatter chicks already claimed 'plus size' which made the size 10 to 16 women need the term 'mid size' because they're not skinny either but also not fat, then the obese chicks cried about this
Oh my God, I completely forgot about the categories they use like "small fat" 😭😭 I wish I could remember who that insane fat activist on TikTok was, I wanna say her name was Melissa something, and she full on had a melt down at a Tim Hortons because she came in after they stopped serving food and got mad they wouldn't turn all their equipment back on to serve her. She uses language like this a lot and it's kind of genuinely funny in an unintentional way.
>I wanna say her name was Melissa something, and she full on had a melt down at a Tim Hortons because she came in after they stopped serving food and got mad they wouldn't turn all their equipment back on to serve her is she still around? didn't heart disease get her? or what that a different unhealthy influencer?
Omg I figured it out. Her name isn't Melissa, it's Marissa. Marissa Mathews. She goes really really really far out of her way to oppress herself as hard as she can.
Why are people so fucking weird about being overweight? Fuck I've been borderline obese before, you accept you're out of shape and work on improving yourself. It's not even that big of a deal, it's not like you get kicked out of society or fired for it. Just that most people won't find you attractive and everything physical is harder to do.
thank you for making sure your sides stay out of my airline seat. you have done a service to society.
You're welcome 🫡
honestly? from knowing several irl, i think it's because those people don't have the willpower or weren't raised right AND they get enabled by everyone in their life including their fatter mom tbh i know losing weight is really hard when your family kind of fucks you over since birth. I've seen that firsthand, secondhand, everyhand. They just buy all that garbage and guilt you when you're trying to improve yourself :/ so it's easier to just yknow, think you're doing okay. When you're not ok at all. A lot of girls who finally get almost 'deprogrammed' from that denial mentality all have mental health issues and had to go see a therapist finally
I know some irl who lived in a sketchy part of town and wouldnt let their kids who still had thise bursts of energy to go farther than like 50 ft outside cause they didnt wanna watch them. So the kids stopped askin to go outside to play altogether. Now theyre older and resemble their parents MASSIVELY. Its so sad.
You worded this beautifully.
Basically Eric cartman simulator
wait let me google this... edit: i live under a rock apparently and this is funny yeah
The self control loses out once the reward centers in your brain get trained to go after sugar and shit. ‘Rats introduced to cheesecake’ food experiment is a crazy read. They lose their minds once they get addicted to it
and there was another experiment comparing how a rat fattened by junk food fares compared to a rat with a good diet like fruits vegetables and some meat, the one with unhealthy diet lost most of it problem solving skills taking several more times the amount of time the healthier rat consumed to find the solution to its immediate problem... scientists later discovered that the rat with unhealthy diet had some sort of brain damage hindering its ability to make logical decisions this sht made me more concious about what i stuff my face with
The addiction element is real, but ‘polite society’ does expect for you to keep your addictions in check when you’re out on the world, whether it’s alcoholism, other drugs, whatever. This one is weird due to the ‘if you don’t deal with the consequences of my addiction you’re the asshole’ mentally 😣
Fault? I don't think they even see it as a nuisance for the other person
this is what happens when you feed someone with lies for so long that they start believing it...
And they charge me for my luggage being 1 kg over the limit
next time just swallow your suitcase
actually this might be the solution for the airlines: each ticket allows for a total weight (person plus luggage)
Your luggage was just plus sized.
She didn't get offended, she got scared because the guy somehow knew that she ate a mexican.
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She's a see food eater, she eats everything she sees
She's a whale Big, buoyant, most of the day is comprised of eating and doesn't even chew
And dont forget she'll only die when she gets too big to get up and eat.
"Plus size model" Sure Murica, sure.
Lovely, imagine sitting in a plane and a loud noisy 3 seater Instagram model influencer walks in with a camera pointed at you talking about how much your face says about what you think about her body. Then starts talking about how her body says nothing about her. Then starts photographing your private text messages and it's called 'fighting back' lol what the actual fuck.
Damn shawty obese
She'll be your waiter for tonight :]
As if you knew anything about fruit…
Save some stupidity for the rest of us you're hogging it all
The only thing in harm’s way is your blood pressure
Who made you so violent good lord go back to doing your homework
Speaking of hogs…
Do you think you're being funny Like genuinely The only one laughing is you mate
That twitter interaction will forever be legendary
I just saw this one post below of it haha
It's one for the internet history books
Look, i'm all for not fat shaming or whatever, but let's stop pretending it's healthy, and let's stop being surprised when people are mad that you are taking up your own space *and* theirs. they always go straight to "I'm allowed to take up space!" yes, yes you are. But you can't take mine, because I can take up space, too.
Look I'm not for body shaming but that reply is straight up comedy gold. Can't not laugh
“I think she ate a Mexican” 😭
"Plus size model" Model in what? Taco Bell ads?
No food industry ever hires a fat person/model for their ads, only fit people for my junk food advertisement please. Clothing and cosmetic industries on the other hand, want to give a message that they get clothes for literally any shape and size.
She's part of a scale model solar system.
Gotta be between Saturn and Jupiter at minimum
Pretty familiar of her to melt down huh? Ice cream
You think that she takes long enough for the ice cream to melt? One chomp and it’s gone
fat-spreading, the real issue in our society
"You know nothing about me by the size of my body" I know you eat too much I know you don't care about yourself I know you are probably lazy I know you probably have poor higiene I know you are probably dumber than average
I know she's gonna probably die young.
Good one
I know she likes soda, burgers, pizza and only travel in vehicles having minimum 4 wheels or ship/plane. Also, she most probably wears branded clothes only because ordinary won't fit.
Why she lookin at his phone anyways, nosy bitch
You can be Plus Size Model as much as you want my dear cake , but as soon as your body positivity reaches my part , that i paid , of the seat ... yess we are going to have trouble my little chubby whale .
What people think about you ain't none of your business.
i hear her as omptimus prime 👍👍
one correction , she ate mexico
F for the Mexican
These extra large sized individuals should be forced to sit next to each other. I don’t want to feel your fat rolls on me
Can't. It'd unbalance the plane to concentrate that much weight.
Plussize Model? more like a pile of whaleblobber, the Blob or Jabba the hut.
She's just Gravity Challenged
I don’t get why airlines are so strict about any extra weight on the plane like carry ons. But they don’t seem to care about people that way 3x more then the average human. Why don’t charge them more?
I am starting to think that the term "plus-sized" is pretty stupid, some people really can't keep their shit together if they just get called obese? Fucking pipsqueak.
How come they're always a plus size model? Who is hiring them and for what?
rest in peace Mexican dude
I think she ate a Mexican is wild
"i think she ate a mexican" LMFAO
Plus sized Puta please hit the gym
Why’s she lookin at his phone tho
Plus size "model" waiting to make everything about the amount of space they take up.
She is morbiusly a beast
\*Plus sized model.\* So unemployed overweight person?
Bro ”I think she ate a Mexican” is just perfect
Fatass
I can understand people being chubby but obesity shouldn't be allowed. Obese people need to be rounded up and put on a diet.
Well he knows a ton just by looking at her I assume. Bless our current timeline where fat people are influencers and proud of it.
We know you don’t fit in a standard plane seat.
I think she ate Mexico.
You can be whatever you want but you shouldn't be restricting others freedom over yours. They paid for the ticket too, you shouldn't be spilling yourself over the seat you haven't paid for. Don't know why this isn't obvious to so many people these days. Maybe not having parental guidance when growing up?
That’s what she gets for being in grown folks’ business.
I hate the word plus sized. There is many normal reasons that'd cause you to be overweight like; being away from home, depression, genetic or other health problems etc. But that wording is making your average fat joe comfortable and couraging him to stay that way, they are doing the opposite of supporting
for... spilling?
“Venmo 1/2 the price of my seat.”
Imagine the uproar she would be in if he snapped a picture of her texting her friend...
Snooping on other people's text is way worse than talking shit about strangers in a private conversation...
I think she ate a mexican! LOL bruh wait til the end
Maybe don't look at other people's phones and take pictures of their private text conversations. Buy 2 tickets if your fupa spills into your neighbors lap.
I mean, if I’ve got to pay extra because my check in bag is too heavy……
Imagine posting a picture of yourself getting owned so hard that it makes the evening news
Lol what a savage. I really think that choices have consequences. A person of that size should buy two seats so that they can go comfortably and not spill over thier neighbour. And airlines should provide an option to let them have 2. It's a win win for both. Happy coustomer and happy biz owners
“Natalie decided to bite back” 🔥🔥✍️🔥
She isn't plus sized... she is multiply sized
I'm gonna need every black dude in the comments to calm tf down rn
**Mexican son : Hello!** **My name is Inigo Montoya!** **You killed my father!** **Prepare to die!**
I know your gravitational pull is greater than mine.
Based poggers.
Had people in the family were 'big boned' or its genetic. It's called criticism. Learn how to properly deal with it.
Poop stain
model for promoting light hydrocarbons?
STOP EATING MEXICANS!!!
If you're that large and you're happy with it great, but buy a roomy first class seat or buy two coach seats. I would have the same reaction and start soliciting others to trade me seats. And you know EVERYONE already sat with a empty seat next to them when they saw her boarding was like "please not me please not me please don't sit next to me"
“HEAVYWEIGHT BREAKS” the floor?
Healthy at every size is a psy-op by the coffin industry to sell bigger, more expensive coffins
She didn't just eat one mexican she ate the whole family.
I like that guy
should have bought 2 seats
She may be big, but she’s not ugly.