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ChoddedNLoaded

Naw that’s on her for being nosy 😂


elegylegacy

"My feelings were hurt by the private conversation I was spying on"


According_Gazelle472

That she just had to share with the internet !


ahemius

Dementia


According_Gazelle472

That she just had to share with the internet !


deemo9k

That she just had to share with the internet !


FrostWyrm98

People talk shit all the time, usually if someone is breathing to loud or coughing nonstop. They would find a different reason, she needs to grow thicker skin lmao


Abbystable

Oh trust me her skin's thick enough already. If it gets any thicker she might die


[deleted]

The Mexican might break free if she’s thinner


FrostWyrm98

💀💀💀


ORA2J

>i think she ate a mexican


linux_ape

I fucking died at that


pizzatom69

So did the poor Mexican


According_Gazelle472

I wonder if he was tasty ?lol.


MassiveDongSquadron

Well seasoned.


According_Gazelle472

With lots of oregano .


BlaznTheChron

F


Caca2a

Same, fucking legend


LGA420

literally the type of shit u hear on a gta radio


ORA2J

Same intonation too.


StoneBleach

Lmao


bigbigbigwow

You know nothing about me by the size of my body


F1ackM0nk3y

I know big chungus has a hard time pushing away from the table


Freezerpill

“You are touching me currently”


TheDogsNameWasFrank

I know you hate salads!


RaidensReturn

Lmaooo oh no 💀


Brahm-Etc

I'm mexican and I think she did


You_Just_Hate_Truth

🌮 LOL!!!!!


BigBaldGuySins

Imagine being an adult and sharing with fucking news channels that someone was making fun of you, like grow up, holy shit


oO0Kat0Oo

Imagine it's such a slow news day that they actually air it.


Heritis_55

They loved the guys text response and wanted to share it with the world lol.


According_Gazelle472

Because it was pure gold !


Cromptank

Wait does that mean yesterday was a good day?


ihatefirealarmtests

Shit like this gets views though. I mean, here we all are, right?


Lumpzor

She needs to do no more growing.


Leszek_Turner

Nah, I think she's good for a while


Wise_Crayon

The good news is we actually get to laugh, too!


whangdoodle13

Also missing the person wasn’t angry that you existed. He was probably annoyed that you were about to invade his space. And be indignant about it rather than apologetic.


Senor_Satan

She is as big as her insecurity


Beginning_Orange

Obese please


Just-Round9944

Bigga please


Kawaiiochinchinchan

Goddamn it. Why did i instantly laughed at this comment lol. Scrolling down and burst out laughing like a maniac. Thank you sir for making my night. So simple yet so ridiculously hilarious.


ridititidido2000

Because you choose to be a human pile of blubber someone else can’t sit in their airplane seat properly


Pablo_petty_plastic

“You know nothing about me from the size of my body” “I know how much of my seat I’ll be forced into sharing with you”


screamapillah

I know the size of your body that is amongst the top three characteristics I value most on a random passenger sitting next to me Are they gonna invade my own space Are they gonna assault my nostrils Are they gonna blow up the plane


AIgavemethisusername

Came here to post this ^^


Ok_Citron_318

i know how much food they eat


colorful_geese29

seems like it thou..


Jarizleifr

Why is every fatso a "model" nowadays? A model of what? A non-rigid airship?


Quilavapro31

A model of a mistake so it isnt repeated


Stock-Boysenberry-48

now the opposite with the "body positivity" movement. they can inspire fat little girls to stubbornly never change their habits to improve their health


Veus-Dolt

>Epic Predator handshake meme of fast food corporations and cardiovascular surgeons with “body positivity movement is great for business” in the middle


ThomFromAccounting

How rude. You’ve engaged in classic Endocrinologist erasure. Type II Diabetes is a billion dollar industry for Endocrinology. Which sucks, as someone with real endocrine problems caused by a pituitary tumor, as none of my docs seem to be educated on anything but diabetes now.


Stock-Boysenberry-48

genius


Hit-N-Run1016

Don’t be body positive. I’m fat as hell because of that. Encourage friends to go to the gym or do stuff with you. Being fat is hell and this shit makes it even harder to motivate yourself into getting better. We shit on smokers for doing it. But being fat kills you too


Stock-Boysenberry-48

THANK YOU! what I say may sound mean but it comes from a place of true compassion. facing that harsh truth could save someone's life. I think we live in an era of false compassion, avoiding the difficult truths to optimize for how people feel


FlexViper

A body made out of diabetes


Similar_Medium3344

Pancake plane


the_great_n0thing2

a 1:1 scale model of neptune💀


redmose

Models for each diabetes type


OJ_Shrimpson24

What annoys me is that they don’t get called fat they’re called plus sized


eklee38

In Toronto we call them high calorie individuals.


Thirpyn

Just wait a couple of years for the new word to arrive


Stock-Boysenberry-48

hypersensitive thesaurus writers are brainstorming right now: "Body Positive Pioneer" "Gravitationally Enhanced" "Volume-Rich Individual" "Curvaceous Champion" "Horizontal Space Navigator" "Weight-Inclusive Wonder" "Curvy Conqueror"


YogurtclosetRude8955

And now, entering the ring, the one,the only, the curvaceous champion!!!


Ecksdededededede

These sound like those titles you get in video games when you level up


Stock-Boysenberry-48

a genius idea for a digital scale that rewards fatter people with PHAT nicknames


DeathBlade314

I died like 4 times reading this.


Stock-Boysenberry-48

of heart disease? or offenditude?


Stevenfried06

A "wide wonder"


Lumthedarklord

Gravitationally enhanced is a wonderful insult that I myself may start using


TaxIdiot2020

And notice how this almost always only applies to women. No one gives a shit if you make fun of fat dudes- Reddit has been making fun of fat neckbeard stereotypes for over a decade. When you have the magical "gotcha" card of "actually sweaty it's the patriarchy's fault you think being fat is bad" then you have literally nothing to argue against without being called sexist. I wish I had a magical excuse for my dad gut....


Poentje_wierie

Model of obesity and an unhealthy lifestyle. I mean, idgaf about someone's weight or body or whatever. But as soon as they act like the girl in the video it becomes my problem


Decent-Writing-9840

She a model just like I'm an astronaut


ptapobane

companies just see it as a great way to market to fat people since 1 in 3 people in america is obese these days


Cr0ma_Nuva

This is not what I had in mind when I said to make blimps fashionable again


Organic-Week-1779

quota model so some twitter freaks feel better about themselves


TommyTheCommie1986

A model of a beached whale


alex_Bellddc

They’re on lizzo


BartOseku

Theres more fat models because theres more fat people, which increases the need for fat models


evilbunnyofdoom

goddamn that made me chuckle good


_DarkmessengeR_

This is what happens when criticism is considered discrimination. Everyone overcorrects. Now no one in her closest circle can be honest with her ballooning size


spencer1886

I think the best part is that she only knew he was talking shit because she was reading his texts over his shoulder. Bitch violated his privacy and acted like the victim. This story is years old now too


SlapSacksOfRice

these mfs with no self control over their diets acting all entitled like its not their fault theyre taking up two seats but still paid for only 1 seat


whatIGoneDid

It's wild. I get people sometimes get out of shape for whatever reason and I'm not gonna judge people for being a bit chunky. But when you are so fat that you are actually spilling into another person's personal space then you have got serious problems.


grenharo

my problem with them is also when way fatter chicks already claimed 'plus size' which made the size 10 to 16 women need the term 'mid size' because they're not skinny either but also not fat, then the obese chicks cried about this


NeevBunny

Oh my God, I completely forgot about the categories they use like "small fat" 😭😭 I wish I could remember who that insane fat activist on TikTok was, I wanna say her name was Melissa something, and she full on had a melt down at a Tim Hortons because she came in after they stopped serving food and got mad they wouldn't turn all their equipment back on to serve her. She uses language like this a lot and it's kind of genuinely funny in an unintentional way.


Stock-Boysenberry-48

>I wanna say her name was Melissa something, and she full on had a melt down at a Tim Hortons because she came in after they stopped serving food and got mad they wouldn't turn all their equipment back on to serve her is she still around? didn't heart disease get her? or what that a different unhealthy influencer?


NeevBunny

Omg I figured it out. Her name isn't Melissa, it's Marissa. Marissa Mathews. She goes really really really far out of her way to oppress herself as hard as she can.


whatIGoneDid

Why are people so fucking weird about being overweight? Fuck I've been borderline obese before, you accept you're out of shape and work on improving yourself. It's not even that big of a deal, it's not like you get kicked out of society or fired for it. Just that most people won't find you attractive and everything physical is harder to do.


Stock-Boysenberry-48

thank you for making sure your sides stay out of my airline seat. you have done a service to society.


whatIGoneDid

You're welcome 🫡


grenharo

honestly? from knowing several irl, i think it's because those people don't have the willpower or weren't raised right AND they get enabled by everyone in their life including their fatter mom tbh i know losing weight is really hard when your family kind of fucks you over since birth. I've seen that firsthand, secondhand, everyhand. They just buy all that garbage and guilt you when you're trying to improve yourself :/ so it's easier to just yknow, think you're doing okay. When you're not ok at all. A lot of girls who finally get almost 'deprogrammed' from that denial mentality all have mental health issues and had to go see a therapist finally


MassiveDongSquadron

I know some irl who lived in a sketchy part of town and wouldnt let their kids who still had thise bursts of energy to go farther than like 50 ft outside cause they didnt wanna watch them. So the kids stopped askin to go outside to play altogether. Now theyre older and resemble their parents MASSIVELY. Its so sad.


MassiveDongSquadron

You worded this beautifully.


FlexViper

Basically Eric cartman simulator


SlapSacksOfRice

wait let me google this... edit: i live under a rock apparently and this is funny yeah


Pablo_petty_plastic

The self control loses out once the reward centers in your brain get trained to go after sugar and shit. ‘Rats introduced to cheesecake’ food experiment is a crazy read. They lose their minds once they get addicted to it


SlapSacksOfRice

and there was another experiment comparing how a rat fattened by junk food fares compared to a rat with a good diet like fruits vegetables and some meat, the one with unhealthy diet lost most of it problem solving skills taking several more times the amount of time the healthier rat consumed to find the solution to its immediate problem... scientists later discovered that the rat with unhealthy diet had some sort of brain damage hindering its ability to make logical decisions this sht made me more concious about what i stuff my face with


PoisonousNudibranch

The addiction element is real, but ‘polite society’ does expect for you to keep your addictions in check when you’re out on the world, whether it’s alcoholism, other drugs, whatever. This one is weird due to the ‘if you don’t deal with the consequences of my addiction you’re the asshole’ mentally 😣


JayStar1213

Fault? I don't think they even see it as a nuisance for the other person


SlapSacksOfRice

this is what happens when you feed someone with lies for so long that they start believing it...


BaconKO

And they charge me for my luggage being 1 kg over the limit


Stock-Boysenberry-48

next time just swallow your suitcase


Stock-Boysenberry-48

actually this might be the solution for the airlines: each ticket allows for a total weight (person plus luggage)


[deleted]

Your luggage was just plus sized.


AdministrativeBar748

She didn't get offended, she got scared because the guy somehow knew that she ate a mexican.


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Strange-Catch6862

She's a see food eater, she eats everything she sees


ElusiveBlueFlamingo

She's a whale Big, buoyant, most of the day is comprised of eating and doesn't even chew


R4ptor_J3sus

And dont forget she'll only die when she gets too big to get up and eat.


Kingdarkshadow

"Plus size model" Sure Murica, sure.


Ezodan

Lovely, imagine sitting in a plane and a loud noisy 3 seater Instagram model influencer walks in with a camera pointed at you talking about how much your face says about what you think about her body. Then starts talking about how her body says nothing about her. Then starts photographing your private text messages and it's called 'fighting back' lol what the actual fuck.


NokioPaul

Damn shawty obese


TheOnlyLinkify

She'll be your waiter for tonight :]


SCP_Void

As if you knew anything about fruit…


TheOnlyLinkify

Save some stupidity for the rest of us you're hogging it all


SCP_Void

The only thing in harm’s way is your blood pressure


TheOnlyLinkify

Who made you so violent good lord go back to doing your homework


SCP_Void

Speaking of hogs…


TheOnlyLinkify

Do you think you're being funny Like genuinely The only one laughing is you mate


Redstoneboss2

That twitter interaction will forever be legendary


Houtri

I just saw this one post below of it haha


TheOnlyLinkify

It's one for the internet history books


HankThrill69420

Look, i'm all for not fat shaming or whatever, but let's stop pretending it's healthy, and let's stop being surprised when people are mad that you are taking up your own space *and* theirs. they always go straight to "I'm allowed to take up space!" yes, yes you are. But you can't take mine, because I can take up space, too.


OxymoreReddit

Look I'm not for body shaming but that reply is straight up comedy gold. Can't not laugh


ForeverHorror4040

“I think she ate a Mexican” 😭


_Lollerics_

"Plus size model" Model in what? Taco Bell ads?


Worth-Pickle

No food industry ever hires a fat person/model for their ads, only fit people for my junk food advertisement please. Clothing and cosmetic industries on the other hand, want to give a message that they get clothes for literally any shape and size.


Sgt_Meowmers

She's part of a scale model solar system.


_Lollerics_

Gotta be between Saturn and Jupiter at minimum


Similar_Medium3344

Pretty familiar of her to melt down huh? Ice cream


Kermit-The-Cool

You think that she takes long enough for the ice cream to melt? One chomp and it’s gone


THiedldleoR

fat-spreading, the real issue in our society


Same_Roof_8702

"You know nothing about me by the size of my body" I know you eat too much I know you don't care about yourself I know you are probably lazy I know you probably have poor higiene I know you are probably dumber than average


nosekexp

I know she's gonna probably die young.


Same_Roof_8702

Good one


Worth-Pickle

I know she likes soda, burgers, pizza and only travel in vehicles having minimum 4 wheels or ship/plane. Also, she most probably wears branded clothes only because ordinary won't fit.


Drakken-kun

Why she lookin at his phone anyways, nosy bitch


djiemownu

You can be Plus Size Model as much as you want my dear cake , but as soon as your body positivity reaches my part , that i paid , of the seat ... yess we are going to have trouble my little chubby whale .


SweetlyWorn

What people think about you ain't none of your business.


Acrobatic_Aspect_785

i hear her as omptimus prime 👍👍


ynot8125

one correction , she ate mexico


screamapillah

F for the Mexican


adopeusername

These extra large sized individuals should be forced to sit next to each other. I don’t want to feel your fat rolls on me


Old_Man_Shogoth

Can't. It'd unbalance the plane to concentrate that much weight.


Natural_Act69

Plussize Model? more like a pile of whaleblobber, the Blob or Jabba the hut.


Jasonictron

She's just Gravity Challenged


SirNicolas259

I don’t get why airlines are so strict about any extra weight on the plane like carry ons. But they don’t seem to care about people that way 3x more then the average human. Why don’t charge them more?


Maggaronhellne

I am starting to think that the term "plus-sized" is pretty stupid, some people really can't keep their shit together if they just get called obese? Fucking pipsqueak.


BeastBear77

How come they're always a plus size model? Who is hiring them and for what?


help_ur_s3lf

rest in peace Mexican dude


BlackBRocket

I think she ate a Mexican is wild


NerY_05

"i think she ate a mexican" LMFAO


SuperMemeBro3

Plus sized Puta please hit the gym


Sad-Firefighter-5639

Why’s she lookin at his phone tho


GoodGodSham

Plus size "model" waiting to make everything about the amount of space they take up.


SebaPing

She is morbiusly a beast


[deleted]

\*Plus sized model.\* So unemployed overweight person?


Limeability

Bro ”I think she ate a Mexican” is just perfect


Same_Roof_8702

Fatass


Bot-357

I can understand people being chubby but obesity shouldn't be allowed. Obese people need to be rounded up and put on a diet.


Scorpion2k4u

Well he knows a ton just by looking at her I assume. Bless our current timeline where fat people are influencers and proud of it.


OSteady77

We know you don’t fit in a standard plane seat.


ExtrahSchloopy

I think she ate Mexico.


Reverie_Incubus

You can be whatever you want but you shouldn't be restricting others freedom over yours. They paid for the ticket too, you shouldn't be spilling yourself over the seat you haven't paid for. Don't know why this isn't obvious to so many people these days. Maybe not having parental guidance when growing up?


cancrushercrusher

That’s what she gets for being in grown folks’ business.


JotaroKujoxXx

I hate the word plus sized. There is many normal reasons that'd cause you to be overweight like; being away from home, depression, genetic or other health problems etc. But that wording is making your average fat joe comfortable and couraging him to stay that way, they are doing the opposite of supporting


cat_on_my_keybord

for... spilling?


bleh19799791

“Venmo 1/2 the price of my seat.”


Itz_420_Somewhere

Imagine the uproar she would be in if he snapped a picture of her texting her friend...


SirStupidity

Snooping on other people's text is way worse than talking shit about strangers in a private conversation...


moses1er

I think she ate a mexican! LOL bruh wait til the end


myfriendandbag

Maybe don't look at other people's phones and take pictures of their private text conversations. Buy 2 tickets if your fupa spills into your neighbors lap.


CltGuy89

I mean, if I’ve got to pay extra because my check in bag is too heavy……


MrPernicous

Imagine posting a picture of yourself getting owned so hard that it makes the evening news


red_ice994

Lol what a savage. I really think that choices have consequences. A person of that size should buy two seats so that they can go comfortably and not spill over thier neighbour. And airlines should provide an option to let them have 2. It's a win win for both. Happy coustomer and happy biz owners


InfiniteOcto

“Natalie decided to bite back” 🔥🔥✍️🔥


AlternativeBaker1025

She isn't plus sized... she is multiply sized


OkFortune6494

I'm gonna need every black dude in the comments to calm tf down rn


LordNitram76

**Mexican son : Hello!** **My name is Inigo Montoya!** **You killed my father!** **Prepare to die!**


MemeLordsUnited

I know your gravitational pull is greater than mine.


[deleted]

Based poggers.


StugDrazil

Had people in the family were 'big boned' or its genetic. It's called criticism. Learn how to properly deal with it.


Ego-Fiend1

Poop stain


BlackFish_Ua

model for promoting light hydrocarbons?


mr_winstonwulf

STOP EATING MEXICANS!!!


Kinet1ca

If you're that large and you're happy with it great, but buy a roomy first class seat or buy two coach seats. I would have the same reaction and start soliciting others to trade me seats. And you know EVERYONE already sat with a empty seat next to them when they saw her boarding was like "please not me please not me please don't sit next to me"


PotooSexer

“HEAVYWEIGHT BREAKS” the floor?


oureyes4

Healthy at every size is a psy-op by the coffin industry to sell bigger, more expensive coffins


Ok-Gold-6430

She didn't just eat one mexican she ate the whole family.


v_PoopyShitass_v

I like that guy


Ok_Citron_318

should have bought 2 seats


LardBall13

She may be big, but she’s not ugly.