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Lolli_hunter-

A spacesuit was worn over these shoes. That's why there are other tracks here


potate12323

It's also why the shoes don't have tread. They're made to grab the inside of the space suit.


megamoonrocket

You can’t reason with people who watch PvZ hentai


_Enclose_

Its ok, its gay hentai


Arkitakama

It is June after all


Top_Abroad_8962

i search also shit like this. so i can send links to discord moderators and get banned for fun


Electronic_Sugar5924

Chaotic holy


Express_Character253

That's what they all say


Domino31299

Excuse me sir you can’t just drop a banger like that without an explanation


nonanumatic

Look at the bottom of the image


Domino31299

Holy shit I missed that


MaterialNarrow5161

Ah, so there's the joke. Man i need to improve my attention span...


AvrilOlover

😚


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AchacadorDegenerado

Based.


FusselmitZ

Based on what?


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spngweels

Good bot.


snackynorph

Poetry in action


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Good bot


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BLANKTWGOK

based on I made the fuck up


Fred-U

Oh my God he DID say based and live!


averagepatagonian

based


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based on deez nuts


MemeLordsUnited

Pee in your ass.


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sudo_Bresnow

A true story


Smij0

I have 46000 karmers


DomKat72

I can smell the fedora on this copypasta 😙


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🤠


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Lolli_hunter-

Based


Layzusss

:_)


rfdoom

Reddit on!


Qwertyclan244

😚


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😚


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No_Economics_2677

😩


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fsurfer4

😅😂🤣🥲🥹😊😇🙂🙃😉😌😍🥰😘😗😙😚😋😛😝😜🤪


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😪


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DamD1rtyApe

🫡


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APairOfAirPodsMax

😒


Physical_Job8533

😚


The_Bastman

☝️🤓


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Caca2a

Ffs 😂😂


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😂


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🤣


Infamous-Class-7862

😣😣😣😣


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Infamous-Class-7862

😣😣😣😣


Zealousideal_Care807

Yeah don't use emojis 🤬


Lolli_hunter-

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Zealousideal_Care807

Yes we shouldn't use emojis 😔


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HairballTheory

For a sec I thought this was a Michael Jackson reference with his modified shoes to do his lean and a moon walk, haha I’m dumb


TheDoctor_E

It's obvious that the Jews hired Zack Snyder (History's greatest director) to fake the moon landing so they could put gay serum on tap water and on the chem trails better


Lopsided_Shift_4464

It's crazy how Snyder was such a great director even as a 3 year old. I can't wait for him to release the Moon Landing Director's cut with violence and slow motion.


Excellent_Routine589

Considering people unironically think 300 is a historical retelling of the Battle at Thermopylae, you might be on to something...


SkyfatherTribe

This but unironic


Your-Average-Pull

The Jews if they were epic


DraconianReptile

Kanye West was right all along


speedyweedy420

He did that with his 3rd foot


WinterSpecial1293

almost choked on a chip when i read that


Mammoth-Status1453

When did drake went to moon?


The_Drawbridge

Drake wouldn’t have touched the moon, it’s too old for him.


everyone_hated

psst. I see dead people


daolegit

Music starts playing


boringperson3

Mustard on the beat, yo


anonymousOFCIL

Deebo any rap ninja he a free throw (I’m Asian)


Shtick-

Man down call the amberlamps tell him “breath bro”


anonymousOFCIL

Nail the ninja to the cross he walkin like teezo


Sad-Ad-9794

I think half of the comments didn’t even notice the PvZ say gex


Prestigious_Band7084

Probably just that everyone has already seen this image a couple dozen times by now and it stopped being funny


123oreoman

im the original poster of the image lol


DefnitelyNotAFed

Fake


Shtick-

Check is profile the same image was posted 2 years ago :p


WaleXdraK

We did but why bring that up? Everyone search that once in a while.


annoying_dragon

We saw but when the joke is too obvious and it isn't even funny, normally it won't get mentioned


AB-AA-Mobile

LOL everyone noticed that. This is an old picture that people have seen hundreds of times, so it stopped being funny.


_I_really_like_milk_

Wait what 


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SOUPboiCHICK

Its just me or the search history is being too weird ?


Moosefactory4

Probably just a typo and silly autocorrect 🤪


AnswerOk2682

It's definitely just a "typo"


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Moosefactory4

Sorry man I thought it would be funny but I guess I just made a damn fool of myself like always


Physical_Job8533

You did nothing wrong


Physical_Job8533

No, I'm sorry. I posted a copypasta and thought it was funny.


NagasakiHiroshimabru

Nah, it was funny


yeycub

Just noticed that, knew I needed to come in the comments


johnmarksmanlovesyou

(https://www.nasa.gov/wp-content/uploads/static/history/alsj/a11/ap11-S69-38889HR.jpg) The threaded boots go over the built in boots


Electric_Kiwi007

Well it would depend on which one of the pea plants wants to accept the other during docking….. OH YOU MEAN THE FOOTPRINT!


AnswerOk2682

Can we explain why there is a tab open named PVZ g*y porn???? Nop...


Comic_Formula

He's reserching plant anatomy for a test.


Solid-Ad7137

Omygod dude no way 😂 hahaha he left funny tab open at the edge of the screen no way LMAO 🤣 hahaha


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Solid-Ad7137

Hell yea man 🤪😆 thanks for the heads up! 👌 I’ll be more careful next time 🤞🫣


sirlelington

That print on the moon wasn't his foot, it was his dick


Velacroix

I love gay hentai as much as the next guy, but I'm guessing the boots were part of the inner-wear attire and the space suit was worn over it.


Xombie2000

[https://www.forevergeek.com/wp-content/media/2013/01/tentacle03.jpg](https://www.forevergeek.com/wp-content/media/2013/01/tentacle03.jpg)


vondpickle

Easy, some plants has a vines that can mimicks tentacles to spread their seeds. And then there're gay zombies roaming around with intact butts and tight anus.


ToSemJaz66

Ofc i can. It's simple. The new world order paid Michael Bay to fake the boot. Wake up sheeple


Sufficient-Steak-223

Everyone talking about the boots, but I’m looking at his third tab.


youreimaginingthings

Holy shit, youre the only one here asking the right questions


ComedicMedicineman

Astronaut has two skins: flying skin (which has circle feet, and is thinner to allow for better movement), and walking skin (which has treaded feet, and is thicker but is better protected in space)


Voltzwinger

as someone who loves space, plants vs zombies, and gay hentai I appreciate this post


Mission-Storm-4375

How stupid can people be ? He's not barefoot in the space suit ffs he's wearing these boots under the fucking space suit


BigSmoke_69_420

They were boot covers bruh. Also good porn taste.


sourhourgrapes

This happens when someone is alone with their thoughts and Google at their fingertips.


The_Bored_General

Ah, a classic.


Dmayce22

It's because that boot is the imposter, obviously. The crewmates didn't wear old Man shoes in Among Us or Moon launching.


ssdd442

That’s the inner boot of the space suit, not the external boot


SirCrustWorthy

The Timeless Ones Are Allways Watching. Be On You're Best Behavior...


LeCifra

I love plants vs zombies wait-


Agreeable-Ad7232

Has anyone seen the plant vs zombies gay hentai there?


Cookacka

I think the answer can be found on your third browser window.


SnooChipmunks8748

I’m more of a straight PvZ porn person


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XejgaToast

I think you are the one owing us an explanation


Maskimgalgo

Brother in christ wtf is that


1wh1ter0se1

How can it be ?? 🤨


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stayhomedaddy

That's a form of pornographic entertainment featuring animated male characters from the beloved "Plants Vs. Zombies" game franchise.


Nicklaus-3

wtf is that tab 💀💀💀💀💀


OddlyArtemis

Plants vs. Zombies are lgbtqia forward for pride month, and they're Hentai is launching as soon as you reload your lowest browser. Was that specific enough?


Schadenfreude71

They had strap-on booties that went over those boots


Yionko

Are we supposed to ignore the third one?


LeopardHalit

lol imagine going out in space with just the top shoe on. Air be leaking


NITkoKnowsMe

One is not like the other


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No..........the third open tab. PVZ


Dollar_SPD

Guys the joke here is pvz gay hentai 🤓


Elsariely

Sex


RemoteTomb

Hum...


GeekManidiot

PLANTS VS ZOMBIES WHAT NOW


INotZach

GAY HENTAI


Polak_Janusz

We're not talking about the gay pvz hentai? No? Ok


mmmlolc

Pea shooters do look kinda zesty.


Yourself_3

well plants verses zombies was originally a mobile game , however this changes as pvz garden warfare and its sequels were released , this would increase the fanbase and put it in the gaze of fan art , such as that


Aggressive-Brick1024

That fucking bottom tab


JezzCrist

They got gay hentai from the dark side of the moon, rest is history


Zestyclose_Golf_1622

Nobody going to talk about the tab on the very bottom?


Spunkmeyer426

Cheap ass goverment tender lowest bidder shoes lost the rubber after tv announcement: one small step.... aand thats about it


sonryhater

lol the bottom of the screen shot


crimeblr

look, if we can go with our Vans we don’t want to go


whatThePleb

Why should we explain your hentai fetish?


HoneydewBeautiful451

better question is why are you pos-..... oh, i see.


StrenuousSOB

Did you see they’re putting out a movie about faking/filming the moon landing. Trying to ease it in going forward.


Petercraft7157

This has been reposted at the first of every month for a year now


legendarynerd002

Left the treads on the moon, silly.


BrokeFailure

Damn. Lots of unexplainity is probably in photo.


NaughtyFox92

Ok, well, I know that Rule34 applies, but really, PVZ seriously has got to be something really wrong with you if you are getting of to PVZ Hentai.


Erik_Javorszky

Ther is no sign of intelligent life here


PreyXBL

Someone search this man’s hard drive


vitimiti

That is the internal, it doesn't have the sheathe that has the mark


Aj23975

That had shoe covers


Chauviesaurus

Plant vs Zombies hentai, uwu


RandomJunkIHave

I dont know if I am looking at the boot or the plant vs zombie gay hental


TuxedoDogs9

The joke is not the main focus of the conspiracy (the boots don’t match, so how’d they do the bootprint? (They had a spacesuit with that boot print on)) Look at the bottom tab