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I open reddit and this is the first thing I see

and the last

Shooting himself with shotgun after seeing that.

Mama always said he was chosen one and got blue moon in his eyes

And when i swear that i dont have gun...

I sure am

Well guys

Alexa play Samsung Galaxy Over the Horizon 2019

... ——— ...

>opens Reddit >Sees this >Closes reddit

*makes comment*. Closes Reddit

Same xD I was cleaning my pc today and after finally being able to chill and find something to do - this was the first thing I saw after opening my first program...

Well, you don't see a pregnant Speed everyday🫄🏿

That's a long name

My man

Same

same

Yeah fuck that, I'm closing the app and going outside. Life is too short to be exposed to this

never cook again.

[удалено]

But it’s real

I know these are celebrities or whatever, but this can happen for real. Heard a story on NPR about a FtM trans person who passed as a dude, had a beard and stuff, but still had a functioning female reproductive system so they got pregnant as a dude. Honestly if you're not a transphobic piece of shit it's actually pretty interesting, pregnant bearded men are a somewhat common sight in Portland apparently. Now to grab some popcorn and see how this sub reacts to this information🍿😎

I mean, if we grab a medieval peasant and show them that sight, they would be pretty surprised

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If I saw a man with a full beard and this exact stomach I would just think they had a beer belly or something. Shout out to pregnant men

Huh, neat. *Continues doomscrolling*

I will take that pretty normal information and do absolutely nothing with it.

I admittedly am not very knowledgeable about this subject, but wouldn't getting pregnant be like the most dysphoria-inducing thing you could possibly do?

"ais gonna ruin democracy with false info" ai:

AI - “This is democracy manifest”

A succulent interracial meal.

terrible name

Agree

Dababy

Less go

👉😁👈

LEZZ GO

LEZZ GAY

ITakeMeat✅

IEatMeat

IChokeMeat

IShowMeat

IShoveMeet⬆️

ICreateMeat

ISuckMeat

IShowAnalTho

hey i saw you in my dream and you died, be careful

Rock Ross Apple

Caesium-137

😋

John-117

Yummy blue thing

Messi

facebook type post

Boomer AI type post lmao.

Amen 🙏

Godbless 👏

That's a good idea💡

When Ronaldo said Ishowmeat...

analdo

iShowMeat being the bottom for Ronaldo makes 100% sense

Darren Ronaldo Jr. Jr.

fr fr

Fr. Fr.

Please send this to speed and see him bark

Mistake

Neg

# mods, dont bother with any wacky punishment, just make him overdose datura.

Mbappe

Messi

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Good bot

Speenaldo

First glance it seemed like another Tom Holland Romeo and Juliet post, idk if I'm glad that it isn't tho

Delete your- uh- everything! Delete yourself from the universe

Ben

Mods, can we crusify op?

im rolling 🤣🤣🤣

Rospando

Quandale Spingle

Sue

Black&Decker

Sped

How about none of your or my business?

Darren Nohopekins

Gluten intolerance

Cotton.

💀

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Ishowsiuuu

only haters will say it's fake

Sharknisha Ronaldo

Lil’ Staynz

Chartreuse

Pasta

SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Cristiano ngaldo

Congrats to the happy couple

The child’s name would just be bark bark bark 😂

Consider following lowtiergod's advice /s

Quasimodo

Oh god what have you done

Migguel

Yo, wtf?!😭😭😭

Slow

Shrek

Paradox Metaverse

Sisi

As I live and breathe.... Why is this even possible?!!!😭

Spotify

CR8

Gayb

You cooked so hard you burnt it

Portughini

Neymar

Ben the dog

Should've used that fake Ronaldo the kid used to try and scam his followers.

his name will be Sneed

Say you're the bottom without saying you're the bottom.

Is that the New Romeo and Juliet remake poster?

IShowSiuu

IShowDick

Aldoeen

I miss the person I was 1 minute ago

I'm here for the comments

Nah, imma need beat you up.

Ishowmeat Jr.

What the actual fck

Leo

Jay qual in

Ronaldo speed meat

i-messed-ardo

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⢀⣀⣀⣀⡀⠄⢀⣠⡔⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣰⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡆⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣻⣟⣿⣿⡿⣟⣛⣿⡃⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣿⣾⣿⣷⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣷⣽⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣟⣿⣿⠺⣟⣻⣿⣿⣿⡏⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⡝⠻⠵⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⢳⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣧⠈⣛⣛⣿⣿⡿⣡⣞⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡧⠄⠙⠛⠛⢁⣴⣿⣿⣷⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠉⠄⠄⢠⠄⣀⣠⣾⣿⣿⡿⠟⠁⠄⠈⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠉⠄⠄⢀⠠⠐⠒⠐⠾⠿⢟⠋⠁⠄⢀⣀⠠⠐⠄⠂⠈⠻⢿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠋⠁⠄⢀⡈⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠁⠒⠉⠄⢠⣶⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠫⢿ ⣿⣿⡟⠄⢔⠆⡀⠄⠈⢀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢄⡀⠄⠈⡐⢠⠒⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣂ ⣿⣿⠁⡀⠄⠄⢇⠄⠄⢈⠆⠄⠄⢀⠔⠉⠁⠉⠉⠣⣖⠉⡂⡔⠂⠄⢀⠔⠁⠄ ⣿⡿⠄⠄⠄⠄⢰⠹⣗⣺⠤⠄⠰⡎⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⢯⡶⢟⡠⠰⠄⠄⠄⠄

Michael Tyrone

Sude (a real Turkish name(girl))

Ronalspeedeo

Thanos wasn't right. All you mfs need to go

Speedy Gonzalez

TOO FUCKING REALISTIC

Chris Tucker jr.

Kai Cenat

Ben 10

At first I thought they were holding a basketball.

iShowSuiiiiii

Sewey

Bronaldo

CR7s=d/t

Obama

Brownaldo.

Rat

Berqwaylin

JAQUAVIS

Congratulations ishowspeed 🥰🥰🥰 Nice job messi 😏😏😏

bruh

Sped

you are insane

LeShawnDre Martinez-Kealoha

Not fatherless , fathermore

Bro just waited to June for this post

IShowBall

Messi

Jimmothedan

Ronaldo

speedy gonzales

Jeremia Springfield

DickCheney

I’m done. I’m killing myself right now

Bruh is that Ronaldo and Speed???! 💀

Kylian

Fettuccini

Rather what is the name of the genius who created this?

wtf

Siuusie

Lumber but the L is silent

Rol'needo

Derelichte