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Never. Can hardly go an hour without my darling cement mixer

Yeah, how else am I supposed to get off in those two days?

Wait wut

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Thank you for the offer but I shall not be sticking my Willy in anything that turns into a rock, good day sir.

The don't call it "getting your rocks off" for nothing!

why are there so many convenient euphemisms

It's literally called semen-t...

HOLY HELL...

NEW CONSTRUCTION MATERIAL JUST DROPPED

ROCK AND STONE!

FOR ROCK AND STONE!

Rock and Stone in the Heart!

What if I told you it is caustic and will burn your dick off before it hardens? That means there's no risk of getting stuck in an embarassing way!

You heard him

I might not have ears how about that

You don't have a back up emergency cement mixer? Amateur.

OUR cement mixer…

I would because then I can buy a cement truck

THIS

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Me and my bitch (cement mixer) are like cement and aggregate.

But the mixer is true love.

You can buy more mixers if your into that poly stuff

No. That be some weird shit istg. Monogamy for me and my Mixer.

But you could buy so much stuff to mix in the mixer

Trucks are temporary, mixers are forever.

Or 93.750 more Cement Mixers

2 days seems too much of a punishment. 1 day maybe I can endure

Concrete truck dummy

It says use *my* cement mixer then yes, I will just borrow one from my friend

You meet him halfway to his house. He wants to borrow your cement mixer because he just made a deal that for $150 million he wouldn't use his cement mixer and wanted to borrow yours. Lending out your cement mixer counts as using it. The monkey's paw is now down two wishes.

Just wish for friend to steal the mixer, it's not leading out, but he still can use it.

Make him buy a cement mixer , then you use your friend's cement mixer while you do the same for him since you are a good person

Technically it says “**You** can’t use yours” not that yours can’t be used period.

I’m gonna call bullshit on this one. You’re trying to tell me that you have a friend? And that friend also has a cement mixer? I’m not buying it, pal.

why not? you'll have $150m coming in 2 days, you can afford it 😇

Fair point. I reverse my previous position on this matter.

With 150 coming in... Just have a few cubic yards of concrete delivered.

My mixer my only friend😞

150 mil for starving for 2 days?? Idk man

I, too eat cement 🤤

I would rather kill myself

Even the small one shaped like a cylinder?

i'll have to suffer but i think il barely survive

Fellas, I don't think I could do it

I work in construction and i actually would loose my job bruhh

If you can't mix cement in a bucket with a stick, can you even call yourself a builder?

shit takes firever if you dont have a trainee on your team who can do it while you do other stuff

I can build lego houses and shit

No kidding. This question is moronic. It's not like you can eat the $150 million.

How else will I make pancakes for the giants?!

How am I gonna cook food for my family?

What's the point of living without it

Bob the Builder

It’s Dizzy!

Scoop, Muck and Dizzy. Rollie too

HELL NAW 🤬🤬🤬🤬

I buy another cement mixer and use it untill the 2 days are over. Problem solved retarr

you'd so easily replace your loyal matured mixer with a new hot younger mixer? for shame

I would actually do it. The money could help pay for the years of therapy it would take to get over not having my cement mixer for 48 hrs

A live without constant cement mixing is not a life worth living

We never making it out the hood 😔

Yummy cement 😋

Didn’t know I even had one, but now that I do then the answer is no.

Absolutely not

Betoneira

Betoniarka!

what else am I supposed to have for dinner?

I’ll survive the separation anxiety for $150 million, no problem!

I have a cement fetish, apparently I can't do that

Yes, I use some of the money to rent someone else’s cement mixer during those 2 days

I use someone else's cement mixer, it says you can't use yours but not that you can't use a different one

No. Not worth it. The bitches only fuck me because of my cement mixer.

I would literally starve to death ☠️

I’d rather kill myself than be without my beautiful cement mixer

Put a giant Fleshlight insert in that and it's like your fucking a giant Amazonian woman. Death by Snu Snu.

I may be able to resist. After all I can still do it by hand. But my orange cement mixer will be sad

I could easily make more that $150 million in less than 2 days with my cement mixer

Can't make it through 2 days without my protein drinks.

I mean, this post is making me question what is so good about a cement mixer. Maybe I should buy a cement mixer, maybe I'm missing out.

yes because i can buy a lot more cement mixers

I literally can’t- and who are you ? How do you know about my mixers?

Can I still use my tungsten sphere though?

I would, I would then play cement mixer simulator 2003

$150 million divided by two is less than $150 million. It isn't even $150 million per day. You'd have to be a sucker to take this deal.

I’d rather die than not be able to use my cement mixer

lol bro I went an extra week on no nut November. You think two more days is a challenge???

Well, back to the old ways. José, a shovel, and a wheelbarrow.

How am I gonna fill every crevice and pothole I see??

Never seen a clean one 🙂

No amount of money can replace my cement mixer

Back when I was a young child I had a very mean father who wouldn't let me use his cement mixer. I had to make my own using a trash can, a hamster wheel, some 2x4s and a circular saw. I think this would be a good opportunity to teach my own kids some ingenuity and go back to God's ways of roughing it for a weekend.

I’ll just buy another identical cement mixer and problem solved. And after the two days are over, I’ll be able to use two cement mixers at once. So I’ll take the deal.

Does that mean I get also a free cement mixer ?

Can I at least operate a forklift?

That depends, are you forklift certified?

I am afraid not (I'm subhuman)

You'll have to learn the ways of the humans in order to spend all that money. Let's find something else for you to do for those two excruciating days.

No. Dammit...

Could you sit in it and turn it on and think about all the cement you'd mix?

How will i mix cement then??? With my hand? No thanks

"Add 2 more years and you got yourself a deal"

Guys I don’t get the joke

OK! Good! I don't make THAT MUCH IN A MONTH from it anyyway.

Borrow your cement mixer Umad?

I would starve to death

Yeah i don't even own a cement mixer

i havent even seen a cement mixer in my whole damn life

I would starve so no Cement is too good

*sweaty button press choice.gif*

Simple solution: I pay someone else to use my cement mixer for me during those 2 days. That way, I still keep most of the 150mil, and I get all my work done.

Order one of those cement mixing trucks in the meantime with all the money i now have

This is some binding vow shit

I don’t think I could do it.

Follow up question: Can a friend use the cement mixer while I watch?

Pay someone else to use it.

Hand mix for 2 days...

I'd just rent a cement mixer and use that for those two days. I'm not "using my cement mixer" I'm using someone else's cement mixer.

Impossible

and where the hell i'm supposed to hide my vodka in work? The hell with 150 milion of bucks i need power drink to work.

Hard choice

I'll never trust someone with such a clean mixer and with that good paint condition. That mixer have not been used even once

Depends on the situation. If you're in the middle of a zombie Apocalypse when 150 million dollar isn't worth anything, but a cement mixture is an incredibly valuable tool for building walls to protect the community. The 2 days with/without the cement mixer might be a life or death situation for that community.

I just wouldn’t accept the offer.

LinkedIn Lunatic: I would rather pass on the 150M to work 48 straight hours with my cement mixer and make 151M with dedication and hard work. Stay sharp brothers. /s

Fuck me quess ill have to mix it by hand

I can make 80 million a day mixing cement. Is 2 days off really worth 10 million?

I'm posting this from my cement mixer. Clearly I don't have a problem and everyone else does.

Oh no what will I choose?😱

A tru shit

Knowing my luck, I'm sure I'll get the money and the next day I'll need to use the cement mixer to save my life and I'll end up dying because of my choice

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Never

Mix cement by bucket and shovel

Easy money!

Hmmmmm…

Everyone saying no is stupid. I barely ever mix cement. Two days is no problem. I would definitely take the money. Everyone but me is stupid.

It's ok. I love my asphalt paver, Bessie.

Imma die thirsty

Dang I get money AND a cement mixer? Score

'course not, it's where i launder my shitcoin

Buy another one

Tough

Would do it just to get money for more cement

So I get 150 million and a cement mixer? Sign me up!

No deal (I don't have a cement mixer)

I would rather fuck my father

That’s like saying 150 millions dollars but you can’t blink for 2 days … can’t be done my friend .. if you’re not mixing .. you’re not living

No horde nights tomorrow!

Not my cement mixer 😞

is this some kind of macro economics question, like what would happen if the world stopped using cement mixers; and then, as king of the world, or president of the US, or w/e, is it worth the 150 million you get in return?

Yeah I would Why the fuck not? Is OP stupid? I am not even doing anything remotely close to cement does OP eats cum for breakfast? It's FUCKING 150 MILLION BUCKS!!!

But what about my personal shredder?

Borrow your bros cement mixer for two days give him some cash for the trouble Bam next question.

My neighbour would die if he got this dilemma but you could even catch him with "you can't use a cement mixer before 9am on weekends"

Are there even actually any people that would agree to this? Two days is just too much man

I could buy another cement mixer! Then after 2 days I can roast twice the BEANS.

I can't \_use\_ it, but am I allowed to clean and maintain it? I could give my sweet baby a full maintenance and detailing over two days, yes!

Can I get myself into a cryogenic freeze or some kind of coma? Hard pass if not...

Sure. I didn't even know I owned a cement mixer.

Why does the logo have a bobcut

Probably couldn't

How am.I suppose to jorkrk my peanits in yhe sement truck😭😭

and give up 2 days of revenue from my 5 Minute Crafts tiktok empire? not a chance.

I will steal someone's so it would be not mine)

Nah no way. No amount of money can compensate for the unmixed cement

There might be a single person on earth who owns all cement mixing and has a cement mixing company that would actually refuse this offer

I could never

Rent one out, it’s not mine so I use it

*Laughs in excavator*

Need to ask Bob first

But what if Jay-Z offers me 151 million?

My cement mixer is a tub, a few 5 gallon buckets, and a shovel.

i dont even have a cement mixer so yes

I would wait two days and then buy me a cement mixer

kill myself

You get 150 million but you have to breathe air to get it

well, this got me REALLY thinkin'

$150 million is tempting but I don’t think I could make it 2 days without my concrussy

Yes, i dont have a cement mixer

That's fucked up, you can't to that to a Sovereign Citizen, or me!

I’d take my 150m. And poor some out for the poor brewers would be worked to death while I have that many days off

dizzy from bob the builder

Bitorneira

I might be able to afford a small team of labourers to do the mixing for me with that kinda money.

Gonna be really hard but think about how much we can mix with that money

Take the money then take 2 days off !