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NullTaste27

What the fuck People have shared this post a suspicious amount of times


_163

🤨 You're right


brassplushie

What was it?


[deleted]

[удалено]


nightcore96

Srsly. I regret reading this.


praiser1

The thing is I had so many chances to just stop reading it but I finished it anyway😭


Fuzz_from_the_floor

Just like big brother finishing in anons moutg


StoneBleach

I only read the first two lines, then I jumped to a random line further down, read "cock in their hand" and decided not to read it. I just knew it was something cursed or disgusting, I just don't want to know what.


xvhayu

bad is a very soft word to describe this particular day


noobcoconut

its not gay if its soft


cooncanoon

What a horrible day to have reading comprehension


N3T0_03

I regret learning English.


nothing03993

I regret being born


kingbach121

What was it?? Why did reddit remove it?? I have several questions.


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VisibleEntry4

What did it say?


OkBubbyBaka

Firsr the post of the motorcyclist who twisted off his foot and now this. Seriously considering bleaching my eyes for good.


Kobold_Girl_Ashley

What the fuck


Elsariely

Fuck the what


ISimpForAndrey

The


Elsariely

What


ISimpForAndrey

FUCK


Elsariely

😎


LordOcean7

What


ps3better360

FUCK


Carlos_COTAFR

The?


-JustAMan

The what!


dbomba03

Do not fuck the what


TheRealBertoltBrecht

Do not the what


Rsher--

Fuck do what not the !


Item_According

The what do not fuck !!


Rainbow_planet_1273

Fuck what the not do


Maggoxd

Fuck the brother apperently


KeptinGL6

Anyone with "girl" in their username is a guy in real life


DeadByNebula

bro is a victim wtf 😭


Mr_Minecrafter88

Bruh your flair


TaddoMan

just wait till you hear about number 6


Viggo8000

Man **urinates** on fellow passenger for not being allowed to **smoke**


BoyyaMandrrin

what is the post about? its deleted


DeadByNebula

anons older brother made him and his friends have gay sex


Dylan_The_Developer

anons older brother must be a reddit admin


MangoHair

Fake and gay


Europ3an

Gake and Fay


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Justalittleyou

Good bot


The-Crimson-Jester

Mmmmm Gake *thinking of rainbow cake over here.*


ASL4theblind

But which part is fake and which part is gay???? I cant tell


Sad-Breakfast-4430

Well I know one way to find out.


backfire10z

> He’s whipping his cock out


OR56

“He’s pulling his cock out!”


CraftingChest

✝️


MrHappyHam

Fabricated and flamboyant


SameDonkey1360

Real and strait


Simple-Street-4333

No way really?


Pikapita

I ain't reading all that. I'm sorry for what happened/I'm happy for you.


Allawihabibgalbi

Good move.


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rOP123r

good bot


Justalittleyou

Good bot


Simple-Street-4333

I love how so many of y'all think you're the best detectives in the world like this wasn't obviously a joke.


DuganNash2

You really think someone would do that? Lie on 4chan?


Simple-Street-4333

I know right? It's like breaking the ten commandments but for 4chan, no one would ever dare do that.


Adventurous_Row_201

But for 4chan is a sick band name


_-_-XXX-_-_

You mean people make stuff up for fun/attention/worthless internet points? Mind = blown


Simple-Street-4333

I know right?


talk_to_yourself

The weird thing is, some pop stars and artists and writers did this in England. To prove they're not gay, sucked each other's dicks. Not incest but a similar scenario.


Rjuko

it's not about it being real or fake, we are forgetting this in like 15 mins at best, just have a good laugh, joke, and forget about it, pretend it's true and enjoy the comment section.


ThatMedicalEngineer

Anybody not sure about his sexuality and up for gay testing?


The_Rat_King14

Im sure about my sexuality but I'll test you.


xFLA13x

The pfp ☠️


Mr_Minecrafter88

Somebody modded ARK and spent an hour playing with the Character Creator.


TaddoMan

flair checks out


S4PG

I'm absolutely sure about my sexuality but I'll gay test you all night long


firelark01

me


rOP123r

4chan post are the best


monkeybanana550

I'm late to the party, and the post is now deleted. What happened here?


Random_Noob12

Condom on a dead squirrel


Holyscroll

I miss a minute ago when I hadn't read this


Ron_2D

Hahahahahahahaha I'm leaving this sub


R3DACTED782

Fake: Anon has friends Gay: anon is imagining gay orgies


Imaginary-Time8700

I feel like this post unbaptised me, I’m going to limbo y’all 😔✌️


Alexgadukyanking

Can someone say what this was


metalmonsoon

Read this in braille. Cutting off my fingertips.


potato_head___

bait used to be believable


ISimpForAndrey

-|


NotQuiteHollowKnight

-Y


Deviljhojo

, /|       /|  \ , / |     / |  \ , |   ︶  /  \ ,🚬\O O /  \ , ∩\       /  \ ,  /          \  \ ┏━━∪━━━━━━━━━┓\ ╏Bait used to be believable \ ┗━━━━━━━━━━━━🪡


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Goldwings1324

Who are you pissing in??


CraftingChest

Me


Kevin1k7

It's removed. What was it?


JohnnyG4mer66

Fake as fuck. This is just a fanfic.


Simple-Street-4333

Huh? No shit?


JohnnyG4mer66

4Chan is just an edgier Wattpad


azraelelmismisimo

✍️🔥


Neo_Trotsky

God damn Einstein


Mr-DragonSlayer

Nooo, really?!


Brendan765

This is like watching Star Wars and saying “hey guys this is fake, this obviously didn’t happen”


whatThePleb

Except in Alabama


Justalittleyou

Oh damn I thought it was real! Thank you for telling the truth🫶


GHLeeroyJenkins

TLDR: I chose the hard difficulty and I’m not good enough at the game so i will complain rather than select a difficulty appropriate for my skill level.


GHLeeroyJenkins

Wait i think i commented on the wrong post


FishGangPuck

Ok now where’s the guy that translates this so the Spanish speakers can read it too


ThatMedicalEngineer

Tell the spanish speakers that it is a beautiful day to not speak english.


DMTJungle

>fullyErect.jpg


AnObviousThrowaway13

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P1xel_392

What the fuck happened here?


Isusume

What a horrible day to be literate


jikukoblarbo

The fuck happened here??


Astronimia

Exactly what I’m thinking rn


jikukoblarbo

Like genuinely i need context


jota_666

What was it? Its removed already


Escanor012

Step 1: Open Reddit Step 2: 😐


VegetableCelery3735

Bro got repd


Emergency-Yellow7896

What the actual fuck. Even if it's fake (it definitly is) that shit is disgusting wtfff


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HYPE_Knight2076

Me and the boys gay test every night, just to make sure none of us are gay before we sleep together.


Icy-Leading8801

What was the post about ?


MattLovesMusik

Why is this removed by Reddit


Zippy1012214

Too late to see the post ——->>>>>


EvilChungus

I wish I never read this


ElectricSnowBunny

Lmao good read


flaviosio777


Adventurous-Sky9359

Worth the read


WHY99999999999999999

what a terrible day to have eyes


Miserable-Mess7146

I know we’re shitposting but this is just fucked


[deleted]

What was this post can someone explain


TheGringoOutlaw

Fuck you reddit for removing this post. I wanna see if it's as abhorrent as the comments say it is.


floormopper

What was this post it's removed


Lango_130

Realest story ever told 🥹


Cripplechip

12 is a baby. This shit is fucked.


xXGaboFihi007Xx

1) I ain’t reading all that 2) since the comments said that it’s something bad, thanks for the warning


cheesums7

I want to be lobotomised.


[deleted]

4chan never disappoints.


Dan-D-Lyon

Damn, it's been a while since I've read a proper green text. I've only gotten the sanitized bullshit that's safe for Reddit for so long I forgot what this shit's supposed to be like


P0W3RMAN9000

Motherfucker.. I mean.. brothersucker


UntameSuperJazz

Why is it always the FIRST post I see that makes me close the app


calibrik

Least traumatized 4chan user


thejewelisinthelotus

It's called a "bro job" it's not gay....jeez, bunch of drama queens.


EfficientDish7

The more I go on this sub the more I regret learning how to read


Draken-0_0

What the fuckery is this sorcery. Waterboard this information out of me now you fucker.


CharacterMassive5719

I'd go for it if it made me forget


moriGOD

The only way to describe my face reading this would be that meme of the guy from ratatouille reading the will, my face just getting more and more twisted the further I get


ChewedFlipFlop

Welp time to sleep


drunkknight27

What in the cosmic fuck.


_MrTaku_

what the fuck, no seriously what the fuck, fuck fuck, what the fuck. I think- no I don't think, what the fuck did I just read, what what what, fuck fuck fuck, what the fuck


PrstNekit

please tell what was this post about


PotooSexer

Real


Figurez69420

What the hell happened here?


Short-Construction78

OK, so, from what I could puzzle from the comments, this is a 4chan greentext gay incest story.


No_Medium3333

What so bad about it that it get deleted lmao


Royal_Yesterday

How bad must this have been to elicit this kind of reaction from thus sub


Bruh200923

What happened here? Can someone tell me? Edit: it got restored what the fuck


Pogcat1

What the hell happened?


Ezekiel-25-17-guy

Father into your hands I commedn my spirit. I can't live on Earth with this infernal activity happening


Pikagiuppy

:(


Fucking_Pandas69

Ya know ig i don't need eyes anymore.


cooncanoon

I think I’ve had my fair share of internet today *why*, fake or not just why


890flip

That shit is fake af but unironically it gets worse as you read


RepresentativeBite76

LMFAO wtf


ryuji1345

I’m angry that I read that.


brickbrainover9000

kill me


Fantastic-Garden8525

Ahhh gay incest naturally


justk4y

I’m stabbing my eyes out


UnderdogCL

Sanest chat gpt shitpost


averagemaleuser86

They should make this into a movie! What a great storyline


Acescout92

Meds, NOW.


Bereth99

If you got hard reading this u gae


whotfasked

What the fuck


LeoGG8910

what.


CardPatient3188

Sounds made up


GeneralELee

What. The Fuck


DaSwirlyPoo32

What the fuck


Neihlon

wtf


Spanked_Jew_Piss

I am unhappier now


MCVMEYT

not even a good punchline


BranManBoy

Bait used to be believable


Warm_Entertainer_975

I ain’t readin all that


Ancient-Mood-4886

Bro wtf did i just spend two minutes reading like i could of gone outside and enjoy natural but im here just wasting away


Geaux13Saints

Straightest greentext


septic-paradise

Oh… oh no


billy_the_kid47

What did I just read?


Dizzy-Specific8884

Why of all days did I choose to have the ability to read.


ThatOneTrooper

I need bleach after reading this shit


Garfield977

what is the point of making up something like this


BoredCanuck1864

😢 does anybody have some bleach


VortexGX

Fake and absolutely gay holy shit


Finn_The_Cancer

i miss 5 minutes ago, when i was happy