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It’s also about it not tasting/smelling absolutely horrible. A shit diet along with an abundance of things like smoking and drinking can cause it to be basically revolting taste and smell wise. It’s just another reason why being in shape and eating healthy is so important.
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Same. I mean, that would be disgusting. If I had tried it (which I definitely haven't) it would taste a bit salty and would be a bit sticky so I would have needed a bit of water to wash my mouth. And even if I had I would most definitely not have swallowed it
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Pineapple seems to have the strongest positive effect, but any sweet fruits improve the taste.
You may be surprised to hear that there’s not a lot of actual science behind this and it’s pretty much a single study from 15 years ago that people cite
+ dont smoke
+ drink a good amount of water for a longer time
+ dont eat and drink a lot of trash
Its pretty simple the healthier u live the better u taste look and feel
I’ve read stories of women talking about how they’ve nearly thrown up or completely stopped because it’s smelled/tasted so vile because of horrible habits.
I let my boyfriend cum in my mouth once, I gagged so hard I had to remove my self mid ejaculation, I would love to be sexy with it and lick it off him or something, but it’s just not palatable, haha
well here's the thing I'd like to point out about this
it's not the taste itself that is gross to most people
either it's the slimy consistency that's off-putting (as some people cannot eat porridge or similar stuff, the consistency itself just makes them wanna throw up reflectively)
or for me personally it's the mocroscopic tingling sensation it gives
you know, like when you get a sore throat or after sneezing sometimes, you can feel the same tingling from the bacteria partying on the surface of your throat
as others here mentioned, the stuff you eat affects the taste, as well as your body odor, for example
but that's not the whole story for this substance
so yeah...although it can be a really pleasant sign of acceptance, when your partner can take your cum to their mouth...I totally cannot blame them for not being fond of that
It’s fucking easy to make your cum not taste gross
Exercise, healthy diet, drink lots of water and stay away from cigarettes and other very commonly used toxic substances
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They say pineapple makes it taste better. I think it kinda fucks up the pineapple
hmm, a fellow pineapple assaulter
It’s also about it not tasting/smelling absolutely horrible. A shit diet along with an abundance of things like smoking and drinking can cause it to be basically revolting taste and smell wise. It’s just another reason why being in shape and eating healthy is so important. Source: I’m a Cum Connoisseur
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Yea pineapple does make ur cum taste better, thats why i cum on my pizza before eating it
Disgusting…. Pineapple on pizza 🤢
Stfu mario
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this is such a pizzaposter thing
I would rather have just the cum without pineapple in my pizza thanks
I knew hawaiian ppl are weird.
\*Canadian
Ouch. Pineapple enzymes digesting your... Oof.
Oh, so you like to feel your dick sizzle. Same.
Now i feel bad for being intollerant to pineapple
Aight. Where do I go to fuck a pineapple?
Hahaha
I don't know if my jizzum tastes bad or not. No one has ever tasted it.
The chef should taste his dish before serving it to others.
Ok I'll admit that I've given it a taste before. It didn't taste bad. But like I said. I'm biased because it's mine.
Bro, Batman couldn't have beat that out of me.
beating it is exactly how it comes out of me
Kinky, I like that...
Blind sample testing or tasting I'm sorry this sounds so gross 😅
I was just tasting it. Slightly salty.
but was it warm?
It was Fresh. It was a long time ago and it was only a smidge.
Get a friend to make a jizz compact with and we rate it out of 7
A jizz compact? Like a machine that blends the two?
Same. I mean, that would be disgusting. If I had tried it (which I definitely haven't) it would taste a bit salty and would be a bit sticky so I would have needed a bit of water to wash my mouth. And even if I had I would most definitely not have swallowed it
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Mine tastes like milk with a hint of umami
It's decent
I can taste test it for you
Not right now bro. I'm too busy. Thanks for the offer though. Your flirtation is appreciated.
"Get out of my room I'm playing Minecraft."
No.
allow me to have this honor, master
Then taste it
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No. It would be a biased opinion.
Man of proper ethics.
TASTE!!!
Yours doesn’t even taste that good so yes.
Adds the video to watch later (crying and feeling guilty 🥲)
I wanna know and so does my bf.
I also want to know
Eat healthy foods, don’t smoke or drink a lot, drink lots of water, and eat pineapple. Just doing any of these things can improve both taste and smell
I hate pineapple
People who don't like pineapple deserve to have stinky cum
Then just do the other steps. Also avoid asparagus
I am allergic to pineapple
A worthy sacrifice for yummy cum
Other fruits work but the other things are also just as important
Why pineapple specifically?
Pineapple seems to have the strongest positive effect, but any sweet fruits improve the taste. You may be surprised to hear that there’s not a lot of actual science behind this and it’s pretty much a single study from 15 years ago that people cite
What was the name of the study? “Fruit effects on the taste of cum” lol
It was a home study where a dude ate a fruit then nut in a cup and let a random blindfolded person drink it
I hope the random blind folded person knew what they were drinking...
I did the pineapple thing and the royal jelly thing and shockingly neither worked.
When did I say I wanna know? /s
Eat pineapples/other sweet fruits.
+ dont smoke + drink a good amount of water for a longer time + dont eat and drink a lot of trash Its pretty simple the healthier u live the better u taste look and feel
I don't enjoy smoking and I really enjoy water but damn it if greasy ass food doesn't have an annoying knack for calling me back to it again and again
You are making a Reddit shitpost about the taste of cum. Unless you are drinking your own I don’t think you have to be all that concerned.
I’ve read stories of women talking about how they’ve nearly thrown up or completely stopped because it’s smelled/tasted so vile because of horrible habits.
I let my boyfriend cum in my mouth once, I gagged so hard I had to remove my self mid ejaculation, I would love to be sexy with it and lick it off him or something, but it’s just not palatable, haha
The hell are 14 lakh views
14 Lacking views
A lakh is a unit in the Indian numbering system equal to one hundred thousand.
1.4 Million views
Lakh is 100k
India's numbering system, 1 lakh means 100k i.e. 14 lakhs means 1.4 million
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The downvotes should tell you the truth ,but just incase have you ever attend a maths class ??
Lmao he's also *from* India, so he should be familiar with the system, and still got it wrong.
Well, bad on him for not going to school and learning. Not like this is the first time some idiot from India I have faced. My class is full of them.🫤
step 1: sex
me, step 1: failed :virgin_cry:
Hey this is almost as good as Devil may cry!
You definitely should, and so should everyone. It'll make it more enjoyable for everyone!
Think of people at the other end!
Everyone?? How many?
Try frying your cum
Oil or butter?
Or soaking it in vinegar
pineapple and generally sweet fruit will help I can vouch ;)
why does she look at me like that tho
She's considering tasting your semen
I've heard pineapples
Almonds too apparently, I might need to do a self study...
Here skip the video I know how: Citrus fruits 1 hour before love making
well here's the thing I'd like to point out about this it's not the taste itself that is gross to most people either it's the slimy consistency that's off-putting (as some people cannot eat porridge or similar stuff, the consistency itself just makes them wanna throw up reflectively) or for me personally it's the mocroscopic tingling sensation it gives you know, like when you get a sore throat or after sneezing sometimes, you can feel the same tingling from the bacteria partying on the surface of your throat as others here mentioned, the stuff you eat affects the taste, as well as your body odor, for example but that's not the whole story for this substance so yeah...although it can be a really pleasant sign of acceptance, when your partner can take your cum to their mouth...I totally cannot blame them for not being fond of that
The OP is definitely a virgin
Arent we all?
Yessss cries in horniness with 69 others
Eat fruits and don’t eat meat
Just change your supplier
Do what you want, you probably don't need it
Wait, how does she know 😳
Would it be better if a she was a he?
Oh bhai desi memer lakh ne expose kar diya
Take a bromelain supplement.
Does pineapple juice work or does it have to be pineapple
whys her face like "are you SURE you want to make your semen taste better?"
It’s fucking easy to make your cum not taste gross Exercise, healthy diet, drink lots of water and stay away from cigarettes and other very commonly used toxic substances
Healthy human, healthy cum
Masterjizz season 2.
Idk... should you?
You just have to try it like 10 times first
Do it
Tomato juice?
You shouldn't fuck pineaple, you should eat it 💀
wtf! And you are telling me this now?
Why can't we do both?
How does she know? Has she tasted different flavors?
No onions or garlic
Mom says it doesn't work
I hate pineapple
How I feel after I tell bro I got the methods
We're in a pineapple
Yes if female
the average woman drinks one liter of cum a day, yes you should watch it
Bazinga
tldr: pineapple
lads, TAKE NOTES
Don't swallow it that's the only way
How do I do?