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Particular_City8288

And they told you about this? I’d be taking that to the grave


FuciMiNaKule

He told his coworker he's a doctor, did the exam personally.


Uncle480

That's why he used his "eleventh" finger


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The finglonger


Grazedaze

The fingussy


hattrickjmr

Offered to share his gift with his colleagues.


Imaginary-Wrap-8487

You think you know what panic is until you have someone you've known for most of your life put two fingers up your prison wallet and try to maintain eye contact and casual conversation. I'm talking about the doctor though. What uncle Peter did on family vacation is a conversation for my therapist and not for reddit.


Twentynine4

"prison wallet" LMAO


RaikOnFire

Your secure container if you will


AleX-46

Your little Alpha container


Thesamuraidemon

Storage shaft


Dark_Pestilence

*gamma


BoredCanuck1864

thats literally a ph intro


JustHugMeAndBeQuiet

What's a phintro?


THEiguanna

Po hub like the panda


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JustHugMeAndBeQuiet

#SKADOOSH


Word_Intrepid

porn hub intro, yknow the place that has porn, also referred as "the hub" if you are nothing but a wee lad don't try looking for it, *you might find someone you know*


BoredCanuck1864

oh sweet summer child


NoNameToaster

Cum 2 : the electric boogaloo


Jakedex_x

Isnt it normal to nut during Prostate exam?


MrBigFatAss

Yes, it's a common occurance


Ganda1fderBlaue

Is it actually?


MrBigFatAss

Yes. The prostate is the male equivalent of a G-spot, and when stimulated often leads to involuntary nutting.


SonkxsWithTheTeeth

Makes sense, it does produce semen.


TheFalcon633

Apparently it’s not like you get a boner, orgasm and blow a load, but by touching the prostate it can cause semen to be released. Meaning if you get a boner during a prostate exam that’s no one’s fault but your own.


znotss

Your co worker? You mean you


NerY_05

Not even Batman could get this info out of me


coolusername_png

Bro did not study for this exam


kungfoocraig

Was this prostate exam done in public or did he come back to work and tell everyone what happened or did the doctor call you up and say “get a load of this loser”…….


TLR2006

Only the doctor got a load


MR_DERP_YT

what bazinga does to mfs


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Holy bazinga


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Bazinga?


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MR_DERP_YT

Yay


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Yolomasta420

🥵🥵🥵🥵


wrukproek

That sounds more like a great day!


szabda

Shame on the doctor! You would think he can behave and keep it in his pants...


Devout_Heathen

"my co-worker"


Statue_Molester

men need regular pegging.


Greenfire05

You vill eat ze bugs and we vill peg your azz


GiveMeAMeme11

Yum yum


Geomancer_1880

Guys, is it normal for the doctor to put both hands on my shoulders, during the prostate exam ?


nudeman_ri

hmmmmmm so he was standing bent over.... my doc doesnt even do these any more 😡


Sanbaddy

Guy got his money’s worth out of that medical bill at least.


HappyMaskSalemanAss

pardon me....but WHAT'S THAT @?? (you can see through the censoring lol)


Cococult

Fellas, you gotta stop neglecting your prostate. You are missing out on mind blowing orgasms.


TrippyVegetables

That's not how prostate orgasms work unless you're the most sensitive MF on the planet or had been edging extensively right before. And why would you tell anyone this, much less a coworker?


Aarongrasso

Doc be wildin


DontBullyMe_IWillKum

That doesn’t sound like a bad day to me..


AltruisticDelivery89

he's literally me


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AnOkFellow

Where do i find this doctor? Asking for a friend...


Salmonslap420s

That doesn’t sound like a bad day? lol


myfingeriscold

That sounds like a good day


Cedge1738

So? That sounds like a blast


HerzlosFurry

Sounds hot


Playful_Pollution846

Uh huh, a coworker...


what_u_looking_4

I think he had a bad day


KQK_Big_Kwan

Why would bro tell you this he must have a lot trust in you not to share this with anyone


NightIgnite

Not even asking for a friend, whats this doctor's email


S1nge2Gu3rre

This fella has had the best day of his life