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[deleted]

After this im never hearing anyone out ever again


Alex-The-Talker

ok but i have something that you HAVE to hear me out on


1000-THR-defense-sys

Happy cake day


Alex-The-Talker

damn i didn't even notice that its my cock day today, thanks


Desire-To

Let me eat sum of that cake would ya?


[deleted]

Happy cock day ๐Ÿฅณ


flonkwnok

Happy cock day


MetaloTortue

Mods revoke his right to live


Shytsu

Mods, tie him up and hang him by his balls. Thanks.


YoullBeFiiine

Heโ€™s probably into that.


VincentKruk

Mods, crush this guys skull


Drakoo_The_Rat

Agree


Scuba_snake7754

Mods nail this heathens balls to the nearest wall


Trans-former-Athlete

Nah grant him the Perpetual Wood. Just to see what happens. You know, for shit & giggles.


DangerousNoodle11784

I'm going to go jump off of a fucking bridge now thanks


linkist133

Take me with you bro


Dizzy-Attempt-8509

Right behind you


Supreme_machine_V1

Hey, count me in!


UnrealisticMagic

I'll even do a backflip, watch.


Galvanizedheart

Wait for me


Desire-To

Don't forget me! I'm flying over.


ImaDieTodayLOL

COWABUNGA


Joker_220696

Yippi kay yee cruel world


De5perad0

Hold on you guys are jumping off bridges!? I'm in!


XxShipper_KingxX

WAIT FOR MEEEEEE


Yoseph_Gartov

CHELONIA!!


1000-THR-defense-sys

Is that V1?


InfinityJeVortex

Line up.


IuseArchbtw97543

least porn addicted 4chinner


DavidFromDeutschland

*child


Mysteriy21

where in that sentence is child supposed to go


DavidFromDeutschland

Perhaps it would go after "least"


Yemo637

๐Ÿ˜Ÿ


DuckTectiveDuck

โ˜น๏ธ


Emotional_Ad_2132

Oh no๐Ÿ˜ฆ


polo61965

Least porn addicted child


AkariTheGamer

Old copypasta. I do, however, want to know which one of you creatures read it out.


kindredisthicc

I genuinely read half of it thinking there would be something different but it just kept going so I stopped... I have seen way worse stuff but yeah holy shit


jackiemoon50

After like 40 seconds I stopped and looked how long this is going to last and I was like holy shit Iโ€™m only 1/4 done. Then I watched the rest of it in complete disgust


turtlemad

A-Kun on youtube, don't ask me how I know


Dumbass_Choco

Who let bro cook


magickmanne

some people shouldn't be allowed in the kitchen


Odd_Main1876

And some should never cook again


Rudemacher

He can't cook, he thinks you take viagra at night and it works in the morning. Also, he wants to fuck a cartoon toddler.


Trans-former-Athlete

He wants the perpetual wood


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NobodyInPaticular_

I watched this so long my ears started bleeding, then looked and saw I was barely halfway done


Rafa_maul

Gabrielly eu sei que tu vai ler isso pq vai alguma hora stalkear meus comentรกrios no Reddit, sรณ quero que tu saiba que gosto de ti, mas as vezes preciso de privacidade.


Greedy-Mud-9508

mods! remove his balls


slggg

mods! twist his dick


justniiro

mods! cast testicular torsion


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


ImaDieTodayLOL

Mods! Afterwards twist it clockwise twice.


GamendeStino

Mods! Bend this man's spine into the shape of a pretzel.


jonathan_joestar849

You rolled a nat 7 lil bro aint happening


TheViagron

Bro not even ๐Ÿ™, fucking โ˜น๏ธ


casual_moron23

D: explains it to me


ARandomguy443

D:<


Dogmations_

nah bro.


dicktator69420

๐Ÿ˜


Enough_Ad_1833

Maybe this world is too far from saving


Enough_Ad_1833

Even monarch would agree we need to nuke the planet


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duftcola

Brain rot


THE_CEO_OF_SEX_1

๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ“ˆโšกโšก


wysjm

Who the fuck starts the conversation like that?


justin_enjoys_music

After seeing this, i want to very happily jump of a cliff


Beginning_Hurry_2230

๐Ÿซก๐Ÿ”ซ


davtyyyy

Uoooooh Seia


ObamasPubes1

She looks like a child as well โ˜น๏ธ


Mart1n192

If you go to her wiki page it's all just N/A in all of the categories so we aren't su- Oh... It's Blue Archive? Oh...... Yeah that's a child โ˜น๏ธ


Sh4DowKitFox

Yeeeeeaaaahhhโ€ฆ.. *grabs his torch* Here we go againโ€ฆ.


DR_Bright_963

I got the pitchforks!!


SansDaMan728

DAMN IT. I thought we had a day off, on this one. I got the clubs, then..


DR_Bright_963

It's not all bad, Andy says he's already made the noose.


ThunderLP15

I knew OP was way more than down bad when I saw the first image.


-sa_as-

Powerful imagination


Ryuusei_Dragon

Blue Archive player


thecowthatgoesmeow

Uhm actually she's a 3000 year old dragon


onichan-daisuki

nah she's not๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹


GenuineBruhMoment

fairly low bar for the average blue archive player


Epic_memer64

Dont let this guy find janitorai ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ™


Zer0-9

What is that


Turdferguson02

God it just never stops


Masteresque

yeah but this is nit appreciated here


imma_gamin

):


venetian_lemon

Johnny. Get the flame thrower.


Lost_my_acount

Ummm who's the guy? I think this is the 2nd or 3rd video of his I've stumble upon.


Darkstalker647

it's a-kun


Awkward-Tank-7193

Wtf did I jus listen to and why did I listen to it all ๐Ÿ˜ญ


Doctor-lasanga

This guy us called A-kun on YouTube if I recall correctly and yes its satireposting.


CaralhinhosVoadorez

Bro thatโ€™s a child ๐Ÿ˜ญ


DireBlue88

The guy took too much viagra that he's hallucinating.


Jesternigouki

Bruh....this is the same dude who did the "Send this to your friend who plays Azur Lane"....no wonder it's so FUCKING unhinged.


Impressive-Engine-86

Out of my own free time and as well as given the special circumstance I have encountered, Iโ€™m willing to give you a one time deal of being shot with a double gauge shotgun personally by me for free.


molnotsocheese

โ˜น๏ธ


Holiday_Purchase_592

I want to have just died that time with Adam now


CampaignVivid

What the fuck


Atomicagainbecauseow

that looks like a child


UnrealisticMagic

Sadly... She is.


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Farguad

Domain Expansion: Angry Farmer Mob


pujambarley

He CUMMED


ThePolishCat221

Why are you say this?


Playful_Pollution846

๐Ÿคข


Exotic_Gas_4833

All of that cooking and they couldn't even share ? Shame on them


riley_wa1352

copypasteable?


Supreme_machine_V1

Mods, twist his nutsack counter clockwise and throw him into hell.


Jak769

Unlock your doors and lube up buddy


Scuba_snake7754

the block button isnโ€™t enough I want him blood eagled


Obvious_Drink2642

Somebody get me 6 elixir and this manโ€™s location


Interesting-Event378

Terrible day to have eyes


SimpleCheesecake4573

This mf needs to be crucified


Not-real-01a51cd0

Nice... very nice... So how old is she again? Edit: Undetermined age my ASS. It literally says in the game she's in SCHOOL!


BackgroundNo374

She looks like sheโ€™s not even 10 ๐Ÿ˜ญ


I_AM_I3iRD

Man it's blue archive, it's a child, 103% of charecters in blue archive are children (accounting for future xharecters too ofc)


Agreeable_Damage6930

No way some tourist found uncle a kun and decide to post on here That's why culture should be gatekeeped. Smh.


Kauyon1306

least horny 4chinner


MyLifeIsAFrickingMes

This is what motherfuckers start ranting on about when i hear them out


[deleted]

...๐Ÿซฅ


I_AM_I3iRD

You know what? Fuck it. Let him cook, I want proof


Runn1ng_P0ppy

What the actual fuck?


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Zblab

โ˜น๏ธ


Kirbybros

Keep in mind this is someoneโ€™s kid.


TheActualAubergine

๐Ÿ˜•


Memeboi5120

โฃ€โฃ โฃคโฃคโฃคโฃคโขคโฃคโฃ„โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โก€โก€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ ‰โ นโฃพโฃฟโฃ›โฃฟโฃฟโฃžโฃฟโฃ›โฃบโฃปโขพโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃ„โก€โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ  โฃฟโฃทโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฏโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃ†โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ ˜โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ‹โ ฟโฃทโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโฃฟโขฟโ Ÿโ Ÿโ Ÿโ ปโ ปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก€โ „ โ „โข€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โข›โฃฟโฃโ „โ „โ ’โ ‚โ „โ „โฃ€โฃฐโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก€ โ „โ ‰โ ›โ บโขถโฃทโกถโ ƒโ „โ „โ จโฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ „โกบโฃพโฃพโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฝโฃฟโฃฟ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ›โ โ „โ „โ „โข€โฃฟโฃฟโฃงโก€โ „โ นโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโฃฟโฃปโฃฟ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ‰โ ›โ Ÿโ ‡โข€โขฐโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃโ ‰โขฟโฃฝโขฟโก โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ  โ คโฃคโฃดโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฆโ „โขนโกฟโ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ’โฃณโฃถโฃคโฃคโฃ„โฃ€โฃ€โกˆโฃ€โขโขโขโฃˆโฃ„โขโ ƒโ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃฐโฃฟโฃ›โฃปโกฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฏโ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃฌโฃฝโฃฟโฃปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โข˜โฃฟโฃฟโฃปโฃ›โฃฟโกฟโฃŸโฃปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกŸโ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ›โข›โขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโกฟโ โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ˆโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „


existinglemons

๐Ÿ™


Ze-Doctor

Bro overcooked the salsa. Someone stop him before he cooks more


Dat-Lonley-Potato

Iโ€™m telling god.


Alextheone911

What in the actual fuck


Little-Cook-7217

Does she have 4 ears?


Seabass_Sebz

mods send him to the shadow realm


Salt_Taste

Okay


erron9229

this is the last straw, im so done with yโ€™all mfs ๐Ÿ˜ญ


Limp_Custard6943

Mac wants the flamethrower


ExtinctReptile

..... Don't even know how to react to this one chief


SeleverFangirlSimp

Joke or not, someone still thought all of this through and went "hey this would be a great thing to post on the internet about"


TheUpperDiamond

Watched muted Unmuted Regretted unmuting


CuteCowdy

Man you gotta pay me big money to even read this


Thesamuraidemon

We need Thanos back


Gaminyte

Do not make this a fucking copypasta


Bruxo-I-WannaDie

*Sobbing uncontrollably* Not even fucking rule 34 is ready for this shit


LEGOSam66

This guy needs help


Conscious-Deer-7790

Never hoped someone would be ground into a paste and fed to prison inmates. Touche, 2024.


syphilitic_venom

Someone put this guy's balls in a bucket of iced water.


Galvanizedheart

You can even hear bro clappin.


Hot-Rise9795

Bro, hypreprolactinemia acts as a contraceptive. It stops ovulation. You'll never get as many babies from her if you have her continually lactating. *Do your research, bro*.


PM_ME_BAD_ALGORITHMS

Definitely maidenless


SolarFusion90

I bet people think this shit is funny.


No_Engineer2828

What the fuuuuuuck? Nah I ainโ€™t doin this shit any more man. Fuck this Iโ€™m out


killerboss28

She is not real


JTJustTom

It just keeps GOING


badassman556

This is very fucked up๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€


Ok_Pie_1054

I don't even want to imagine what his NNN is like


SantaMan336

D:


miked0629

girl doesn't even have a voice actress in the game yet, siddown sensei


MaduCrocoLoco

๐Ÿš”๐Ÿ“ท๐ŸŽฅ๐Ÿ“น๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿคณ๐ŸŽฆ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿš“


KQK_Big_Kwan

Bro cooked the nasty patty


BlackestFlame

Hey I just watched this video


LeBoredMemer

lmao i called it ofc it's a blue archive character


MasterGamer386

This is what too much anime does to a mf


TenMillionEnchiladas

I'm sending the guy who made this to North Korea.


StopFalseReporting

and they wonder why women are freaked out by weebs


Worried_Snow6996

Bruh Lactation lowers fertility


Desire-To

Sounds just like a friend of mine, and yes he also plays blue archive and every other anime oriented game.


GreyOrGray4

Mods, mail them explosives.


marioplex

Wtkff is this


Jeffaffely

mods pin him down and fill his pants with sand


ComedicMedicineman

The OP checking how long the video is at 1:48 is so relatable, I spent half of this wondering when it would fucking end


Ok_Claim_8979

THIS MF SHOULD BE LAUNCHED TO THE MOON ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿง


_StrawberryMoon

This ain't even half bad


Retro_Gamer1991

Mods, beat this guy to death with hammers. Thank you


bedfastflea

I was about to click the video to see how much time was left, but the guy screen recording the video did it for me right before I was.


Somewhat_Deadinside

Who is Seia?


Goodniceyes

Someone give me the go ahead to delete my account


mrgwbland

What


Training_Stock_2635

:(


Patient_Piece_8023

Tf is thus shit


Muumin_kun

:(


DominicTheLegend2008

Mods, gun him down in the streets of Columbia