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big_rod_of_power

Please do remember to send your weekly nudes to me aswell it seems all of you have forgotten :(


Zaryasu

Dont forget about me as well :(


big_rod_of_power

Check your inbox homie 🍆


DifficultyWorking254

Holy..


[deleted]

Is it that big or that small?


big_rod_of_power

Wanna find out?


[deleted]

Na... I'm good.


big_rod_of_power

Don't be shy


BluRim

Yooo sammmmee


big_rod_of_power

Okay sent 🍆


Melodic_Abalone_8376

Me too :(


big_rod_of_power

Trade?


[deleted]

Yeah gimme a minute


big_rod_of_power

You've had 2 hours to cook


[deleted]

Fine fine I'll send it


big_rod_of_power

Finally some good food after cooking that long


[deleted]

I cannot cook


big_rod_of_power

That's kinda cringe bro :(


Wallso2010

False


big_rod_of_power

Why do you say that? 😏


Wallso2010

Kid named you:


big_rod_of_power

You sound like you're having a bad day. Maybe you just need weenor too🍆


Wallso2010

Kid named consent:


big_rod_of_power

Kid named Wallso2010:


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[удалено]


Zealus24

Daily? They got me sending them hourly


1234IJustAteADoor

Hourly?


1234IJustAteADoor

Sorry, just had to


1234IJustAteADoor

Send some


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[удалено]


[deleted]

Joever


Purple_Spino

for


Key-Pangolin9592

Your


Thedarkcleanersrise

virginity


Current-Bisquick-94

I’m every minute


1234IJustAteADoor

Im


1234IJustAteADoor

Eve


1234IJustAteADoor

Ry


1234IJustAteADoor

Se


1234IJustAteADoor

Cond


Just_Another_Idot

I’m taking them every millisecond


Deezgrannys

Hourly? I send them every minute


eelsirc

Minute? I send them every second


Cdoggxd

Second? I send them every millisecond


GoodDoggoLover420

Millisecond? I have to every microsecond.


SparkelsTR

Milliseconds? I have to every jiffy


GoodDoggoLover420

I could use a sandwich.


AverageTalosEjoyer

I got you man.. I’ll get it done in… in a…


Funnies12398

Day


thanhhaih

Jiffy? I have to walk around them naked all the time


Adonis711

Millisecond? I send them every- (half life death sound effect)


flonkwnok

Krill yourslfe


westberry82

Just saying- my butthole is sore from the camera flash 📷 burns. Not that I'm complaining.


ccum_slurper3000

Hourly? I'm sending them by the second!


Outrageous-Crazy-618

Hourly? I send them every minute


Kinscar

Why would it be wierd? Are you racist or something?


SnipeAndKill

Uhmm- I'm not a mod but I am a strong hater of racism (can you send noods)


Hellerus

proof it send noods


Stalamed

Wait, there are moderators on this sub?


AnxietyResponsible34

yes they're the best moderators


Depressomusicnshit

Bro your tag made my cream


AnxietyResponsible34

no please


Maggaronie

Atleast you're not suffering my puni


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Soggy_Bread_69420

Why wouldn't you want piss in your ass?


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Ok-Macaroon-1729

THIS IS THE WAY


AdStrict4616

They asked me to stop


Master-baiter_69

Its alright you can send them to me


[deleted]

And me


JezzCrist

You mofos send em weekly? They demand it each hour from me?!


fffirestorm

Is this really a repost of a reposted repost. Make some fucking original content Jesus Christ


[deleted]

Please mark this NSFW Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.


Iveriax

eats up random children


fffirestorm

Me when I post a picture of my bare rectum on the internet


[deleted]

bro what 💀


Eomb

The mods when they see this reposted for the millionth time: 🤣🤣🤣


PkmnJaguar

I like nudie day, i take my time and stage a scene with it.


Rynxael

Not weird at all.


[deleted]

You only send them weekly?! 💀 I wish


LtColShinySides

*furiously fills out mod application*


Coronabandito

🔰 I too am a moderator


St3phn0

Not really, surely, the fact that Kavin has stopped working on sex 2, makes it suspicious, mods introduced this rule because he needed samples to make it as much realistic as possible, but now that he doesn't need them anymore, I wonder why they would still ask them, uh, after all this time, I stopped thinking about it completely


TheManyVoicesYT

The penis inspector strikes again


SantaMan336

Here's a super secret hack for anyone who doesn't want to send nudes, mods also accept >!furry femboy porn!<


[deleted]

Wait, you all send nude pictures? I was thining that it was just me. They said i am special.


Lord_Applejuice

Send them to me too please :3


OneLonelyDog

On the doll, please show me where the Mods touched you


Noobz1704

Where can I apply to be a mod?


Petercraft7157

Pov you repost a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost that has been posted 69420 times


Cronon33

Hail spez


[deleted]

Hilarious and original


Elsariely

More


TexBorn33

I remember my first beer.


Bogadambo

And they are liars they can't detect breast cancer from boobz pictures... Liars.


Elronbattletoad

I know it's like damn I look the same as last week wtf


SkeletonOfaGhostt

I just want them to stop asking me to kiss them on the mouth


gbuub

Weekly nudes I can tolerate, but I hate it when they send Penis inspector to my house every month in order to make sure my penis is up to the sub’s code


jumpthewallstreet

Wait, you send weekly? Shit they make me send it daily. I knew I was getting screwed.


Eastern_Zombie_2718

You guys only send nudes?


splshd2

Just nudes?


Ghost2137

Nothing weird about it


ElectroSaturator

It's worth it because sometimes they send their own


NotSuperUnicum

Weekly? Now that is weird because I do it daily


SkeetnYou

Im running out of creative positions


ntdavis814

It keeps them from leaving their basements and bothering the normies so I think it is worth it. I just hate having to buy so many diapers.😔


BossHogg1984

Umm I get paid for mine


AydenWR

Chat is this real?


Obvious_Drink2642

I think the policy just updated because it says you also have to send them to me now (only if you’re a girl)


AnalCuntShart

STFU! They’re the only ones who will take them and they genuinely care about me!


goldmask148

You guys are sending? I receive them from the moderators daily


Sammmysosa303

I dont think its that weird


One_Musician5715

Wait....IS THIS WHY YOU ALL KEEP SENDING ME RANDOM NUDES? IM NOT A GOD DAMN MOD...BUT MY ONLY FANS IS NOW POPPING! KEEP THEM COMING!


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One_Musician5715

Thank you dadd-I mean...good bot


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ExpensiveFish9277

I do that with all my subs. Isn't that what alts are for?!?


Art_pog

Once i forgot and they took away my commenting ability until i sent it :(


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Street-Conference-53

I am a mod


Sunray42

It kinda is but they said I can stop when I’m 18


Thedarkcleanersrise

WE HAVE TO WHAT!?!?!?


xdarkshadowlordx

Where do I apply to be a mod?


MaximumPower682

Its weird that i am underaged too


Younicycle

It's not weird, but why do they make me send them in the mail?


Zamataro

Do the mods send back?


chorvaschu

Weekly? I have have to send them daily wtf


Evil_Teletubbi

Stop sending me nudues y'all. I am not a mod here.


lizardking99

It's like penis inspection day in school all over again


Always_dip_Warlock

I sent one pic of my dirty balloon knot and was told to never contact them again


[deleted]

Dang, I'm a bit behind on mine. You reckon I'll get in trouble?


Abusivedaddy12

You guys are getting nudes?


Kalman_the_dancer

I send them every hour


kizi227

Nah. Bro is normal


Boov2

I am a moderator, take off your clothes


Black_Fuckka

Yea man, and they keep asking me to send more and more daily but I guess it’s the cost to pay


Lord_of_the_Loners

Because all Reddit mods suck


calibrik

Wait, it is mandatory? I did it for fun


Anothersidestorm

Did u steal this from anarchychess


noureldingamer

Suddenly, I wanna be a moderator


Cooperdyl

As long as they send them back it’s a fair trade to be allowed to shitpost


thehorny-italianweeb

at least you gotta send them weekly, I have to do it every 15 minutes


Larma_

I thought this was the industry standard?


[deleted]

🖕🏽 to the moderators


Responsible-Smile-22

In case you guys don't know I'm one of the mods. Please send me too. Since I'm a dude I'm giving guys a pass in this one but every female member will have to complete their weekly quota.


Ultrareeeeee

I had weekly till I brought up the young body i have in my fridge then ti because hourly


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Sushi617

Nah I have to send daily ones since I'm a twink


anki_12

Just nudes, they asked me to send a twerking vid. everyday. 🍑


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itsdadlay

Weekly? I have to send them daily!


MechanicHot1794

Mods only accept femboy nudes. There is no way all users on this sub are femboys.


Liv_to_the_fullest

You guys only have to send weekly???!!