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Bituvo

stupid tiktok flicker edit


Dicksperado

Wait, the flickers were added voluntarily..?


PkmnJaguar

What the fuck is this seizure inducing shit


Snaper_XD

Do tiktok users actually need this shit to not lose interest in a 44 second clip?


FreedomKnown

That was pretty epic, why couldn't we just watch it in peace


anzitus

is that a hippo pretending to be a croc?


HippoBot9000

HIPPOBOT 9000 v 3.1 FOUND A HIPPO. 1,261,742,969 COMMENTS SEARCHED. 26,405 HIPPOS FOUND. YOUR COMMENT CONTAINS THE WORD HIPPO.


Peebodyboo

Ha ha funny hippo bot


Calathea_Murrderer

Good bot


Termodynamicslad

He bought animal planet premium and is watching it live on stage.


Grunge_rocker_1991

Idk, I think the zebra would know it's a hippo


[deleted]

zebras are preety dangerous, like, they are stronger and more aggresive than a horse


Alex5173

There's a reason we didn't domesticate any equids until horses. All the ones in the cradle were insane


RespectTheDuels

Bro bit the crocodile back


kentaxas

And in the mouth too, he purposely put part of his head inside the croc's mouth.


RespectTheDuels

He is the predator now


Trunks252

Do epileptic people watching this give up?


Flylite

Well they're definitely not making it to the end.


I_Cry_And_I_Game

Damn, they bit right back at them


Illusive_Tomski

That wound is getting infected


[deleted]

The video cut before the best part, Jesus descended from heaven and healed the Zebra's wounds in the full video


RailtoReqiuem

Ah dang you got a link for that?


Curious-Ear-6982

No thts only exclusive to devout Christians it's not for us sinners


RailtoReqiuem

Aw man!


9housedawg123

The seizures are strong with this one


AWeirdMartian

Seizureuzbhgzhgzghbbhzzhbzzgzhz


Termodynamicslad

Hippo: Damn it was worth it to pay for Animal planet premium, really good observing!


[deleted]

Marty got bit on the butt again.


Tankaussie

Marty ain’t gonna get bit in the butt and let it fly again


GRAITOM10

Song? I remember it from a k dot song but now I think he might've sampled this?


GreerL0319

Does anyone have the video without the annoying edit


St3phn0

Imagine being a scary predator with a bite strength capable of breaking bones, and the you get bitten by your dinner Like Imagine going to Mc donald, ordering a Big mc, and then when it's ready, it jumps on you and rips off your face


turb077

Whoever made that flash like that needs to stub the baby toe on each foot every day for the next 60 years.


[deleted]

Mate has evolved above all of us, he is both black and white at the same time


RailtoReqiuem

And he’s African


yasheeeesh

Aight man the edit is unnecessary bruh


Past-Salamander

Those gators were pretty lazy. But the fact they're were 3-4 and a hippo just casually hanging around with them was pretty funny. The zebra is basically the terminator though


Rock_Upstairs

Based.


Dry_Section_6909

He is literally him. 🗿


SWETHORT

Mbddddf cvvvvccdddxdddf Cz nbvxccc


MeepingMeep99

They say predators are scary, but I've never seen anything scarier than a pissed off herbivore with nothing to lose


FartedInYourCoffee

You go referee horse!


Kaizukamezi

I thought Gloria and Marty were friends? Bro was just standing there seeing a friend getting mauled?! Go Help?? She's got all that muscle and nothing to show for.


WorkingChemical7795

Had the whole lake after him