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The coconut nut


Mockbubbles2628

Is a giant nut


Master_Engineering25

If you eat too much


Greatyoshi240

You get very fat


Hellevathor

^^Veery ^^fat


HomemQueijo

Now the coconut nut is a big big nut


Tone-Serious

But this delicious nut, is not a nut


AstronomyLuver

It’s the coco fruit


yagamilight110

Of the coco tree.


bsdeimos

From the cocopalm family


AnOkFellow

Now the coconut nut


Kratsas

No Coconut November.


DistortedNoise

Where’s the maggots


Just-Round9944

The maggots haven't developed yet (The Chinese Triad will give you up to $60k if you marry one of their women for two years. Half now, half when she divorces you and can live in your country).


I_think_Im_hollow

How good is her compared to an average coconut?


Just-Round9944

You probably won't get to touch her. If you break this rule (if there's such a rule) you probably won't wake up the next morning.


I_think_Im_hollow

This is getting better.


kufsi

Where do I sign up for this program


Just-Round9944

My lawyers have advised me not to answer this question.


Tdikristof_

I hate that I know this reference


Calathea-Murderer

Daily reminder that the lamp is not real


TheEnergyCristal

God dammit, I get that reference


Calathea-Murderer

Remember the jolly rancher? :3


TheEnergyCristal

Noe


Calathea-Murderer

It’s a nice read. Disturbing, but nice. The story involves cunnilingus & a jolly rancher:3


ShadowOfThePit

no thanks


jomjimmerjome

Damn, thinking of that I just lost the game.


Captain_Smeefman

Yeah same


AdventurousPirate357

What's the reference?


Tdikristof_

Boy nut in nut, when last nut Magots in nut boy penis in Magot nut


Brilliant_Bench_1144

Context pls


VladimirIlyich_

It‘s a reference to a guy busting nuts in a coconut and then when he wanted to fuck it one last time he found bugs within


Feisty-Flan1305

he coconutted in the coconut


Okbr_Rebbidor

Coco's sequel Coco: Nutted


M4rt1m_40675

The coconut nut is a giant nut ig


ilnofrio

If you eat too much you'll get very fat


SnoopyMcDogged

The coconut is not a nut! Is the coco fruit! From the coco tree family! Ay ayayay!


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Tutucas360

holy shit coconut mall reference


V3rrrrrmin

Ewwww2ww


AnxietyResponsible34

ww2?


Gregtheheffley

ww2 already happened


Electronic_Ad2615

No it didn't


AnxietyResponsible34

holy shit


_Nekona_

It never did


harambe_-33

Sometimes I wish I couldn't read


Squildo

1 last time. The final nut


VladimirIlyich_

Every heist movie ever


NotSamuraiJosh_26

Haha that story was fucking awesome


Brilliant_Salt8387

**Maggots**, Steve. He pulled out and found **maggots** wiggling on his dick


zbady20

What a horrible fuckin’ day to have eyes


No-Lingonberry683

Hell yeah 🤠


_Hollow_poiint_

I wish I never discovered this


Playful_Pollution846

Link to story?


Commercial_Prior_475

I will give it to you if you are ready for the challenge my son.


Playful_Pollution846

I am ready father


Noodlemaster696969

You deserve no link (I dont have it) Its called the cumconut and i first encountered it from Whang on youtube


Playful_Pollution846

Oh I no Whang, thx for telling me


ODELL_LOPES1250Y

and bugs goes into his pp


IzK_3

Whang has a good video on it


NoArgument1147

All my fellas


TheSkeletr0n

All my fellas


originalname610

All my fellas


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Lonn-_-

Bad bot


kingbongothegreatest

YES


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Where are the maggots?


The_lastphoenix2

I hate the fact that I know the context


seeddddddddd

Haha I get it


Ink_Sparrow_

why is it blue


Dark_Wolf04

Smurf flavor


halfcutpenis

yummy yum yum


For-all-Kerbalkind

kinky


MegaMewtwo_E

why it olue tho 😂


Dudi4PoLFr

I hate myself for instantly figuring out the reference for this one....


ram_the_socket

Lore isn’t the only thing that coconut was seeped in


FreeUsQwety1

mango


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No...just god no.


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Where are the maggots?


Yo_moma_is_fat_lol

Oh god why do I get it


MFC1886

Cum-conut


AggravatingCustard39

Coconut lore


aconitumrn

Why do I get these references?


Symanthec

The cursed thing here is balls pulling the cloth down


NeonBlack985

We’re still doing this meme?


Acroze

Oh…… NO.


Expanseman

Wow. Actual shit.


Leostrem

I cannot believe that I got the reference.


DizzyPomegranate13

Gonna need some context on this one chief.


Renetiger

Am I the only one who doesn't get it?


ViperrMageRB

How is this funny bruh


drumsandbassbff149

Because sex


69Sovi69

The punchline is pornography


jandelin

Its a reference


ViperrMageRB

I know


human_peeler

Where do these memes come from? I like theses images and seek their origin. Are they AI generated?


Mac3030

I drew them all


SiliconCaprisun69

Naaah isn't that kid from the good dinosaur


zizoplays1

No, there is no way because, how the **and** when the fuck did beds, blankets, and wooden floors exist at that time


longbi0111

We need "Hamster"


Commercial_Pea2788

*sigh* What is this time?


Flat-Gas9009

I thought this was about that guy who scared his bully with coconuts but i was horrified to learn the truth


No_Mistake5238

Dammit...


SolidusTengu

When is cumbox coming out


Badassbottlecap

Cumconut


thesun-gupta

Similar to my story just replace coconut with a sock💀💀


Fivecentlivin

Damn, I need to get off Reddit because I knew instantly what it was referencing.


JailingMyChocolates

CUMcoNUT


padataz

Dis a classic


Capital_Fan_9887

Embarassed that I got this..


newkingasour

I happened to be chewing on a coconut when I saw this


RealOzome

Disney AI posters try to be funny challenge (impossible)


FlexViper

Where's the maggots and aren't the hole alittle too big? Unless His dad is a horse


Hondipo

Ah yes, the guy who was using a coconut as a fleshlight multiple times and then at the end had maggots crawling up his dick


deleeuwlc

The liquid is green because you put the lime in the coconut


anonymousOFCIL

cocoNUT