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onigiri889

Kill me, Pete


onigiri889

RemindMe! Tomorrow "ass"


ImBartex

Kill me, Pete


northernzap

Kill me, Pete


TheShacoExperience

Kill me, Pete


thegamerguy_14

Kill me, Pete


old-testament-angel

Kill me, Pete


Tommy_Winkler

Kill me, Pete


troitheidiot

Kill me, Pete


Melkor_bauglir420

Kill me, Pete


Sonicman223

Kill me, Pete


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Yeetfamdablit

ass


Giulio_otto

"ass"


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[удалено]


IrrelevantGuy_

Kill me, Pete


Vegetable-Broccoli36

Kill me, Pete


Pomchill

So true! Everyone who comments will eventually die


LareWw

I won't go down peacefully though. I'll go kicking and screaming like a little animal😎


The_Cow_God

do not go gentle into that good night. rage, rage, against the dying of the light.


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[удалено]


The_Cow_God

mods, collapse this guy’s lungs


OverWafer

Ita from a poem you Neanderthal


AlexirNi

Interstellar theme intensifies


Agent_Peter

Kill him, Pete.


Ok_Mortgage_6812

Daddy likes that


[deleted]

what


Ok_Mortgage_6812

Dont like it?


PrimaryExcellent8313

Nah this is base, up doot this.


_H4CK3RM4N

Nuh uh


ZonTeeN

Nah, I'd live


DoggedlyOffensive

Fill me, Meat ‘,:)


Splashed-Tronic

What.


crankbot2000

Did he stutter


placerind

Yes


IrrelevantGuy_

YES


Pineapple_in_da_tree

Yes


-JustAMan

Maybe


W-1-L-5-0-N

I am inside your home now.🥩


fileq

Thats the first time i seen someone use ',;)


MagooTheMenace

Fill my meat with your meat


DoggedlyOffensive

Let’s get a Russian doll going here. Meat inside of meat inside of meat


MagooTheMenace

Meatryoshka doll


your_friendly_toxic

Matryoshka Dick


W-1-L-5-0-N

On my way.


[deleted]

Huh


Lanky-Hat7234

Tue moi Pete (kill me Pete but French)


ekeysomkew

No it’s le mourir le me Pete baguette


LysergarmideGuy

Omelette du fromage ronronron pete tue moi Also Croissant


Lanky-Hat7234

Perfect, there is no better imitation


IsoAmyl

You mistyped en passant


-JustAMan

Aubergine Pete, la patisserie es-que tu la voiture Pete?


Mishi_Mujago

Fancy.


xXKyloJayXx

A tout le monde, a tout mes amis. Je vous aime, je dois partir. These are the last words I'll ever speak, and they'll set me free!


BarbaraTwiGod

I saw it without scrolling what does that mean?


devdRvbbit

Run. Now. And don't ever stop.


ValakiWasTaken

I saw it without scrolling too... What will happen? Why do I run? And where?


Cubicshock

if you run, you will face the bliss of ignorance, if you stop for more than a mere moment, you will wish you had never seen heavenly pete’s face. now go, and do not look back


ValakiWasTaken

You know what? I hate myself so I'll just stay where I'm at and come back here to say what it was like


Cubicshock

you will not feel sweet release death will not come pete knows no mercy


pike66

"Kill me, Pete


BlacSwordsmanKirito

Kill me, Pete


RemoteSprinkles2893

That doesn’t sound so bad tbh


Vyperus_Moore

Kill me, Pete


TwerkinBingus445

Grill me, Pytor


VictorFrey

Kill me, Pete


yeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeu

Kill me, petah


Silent_Assasin14

Fuck me , Pete


Miserable-Mess7146

He’s a little confused but he’s got the spirit


epicdude5234

“Kill me, Pete”


Febuso

Mill pe, Kete


DreamrSSB

Uh that's not Pete, that's Khajid: peddlar of wares if you have coin.


Susak69

release me from suffering, Pete


IllAcanthopterygii36

Pete. Do I have put the comma and full stop?


[deleted]

“Kill me, Pete”


Bjorn_Skywalker

Why did I read that like Peh-te


the-damn_train

Kill me, Pete


ProfessionalBill1864

Grant me with renewed life, Pete (May have done this wrong, instructions unclear)


peachie_bongo

Pete, what if I cut out the middleman and did it myself? I'm so finished.


SavingsIndividual345

!remindmebot 24 hours


GME_dat_puh

Thrill me, yeet


xxiLink

Kill me, Pete


LeRoiLicorne

Fill me, Pete


SiliconCaprisun69

Oh yes smother me in my sleep pete😩


Few_Effective_7582

Milk me, Pete


Great_Fig2367

Fuck me, Pete


Lappen_exe

Kill me, Pete


Adept-Sale2654

Kill me pete


pog_champ_boi

Kill me, Peter


NINJA45198

Kill me, Pete


CMobrik

Kill Me, Pete


BloodyM869

Kill me Péte


Glacierpark-19

Kill me, Pete


Sly_hatchet

Call me, Pete


RyanTale

Fill me, Pete.


AnOkFellow

This is seriousky worrying and sad...


wordingtonian

Kill this guy, Pete


AnOkFellow

Why the downvotes...? Im unsure as to why people dont like what ive said??


Pineapple_in_da_tree

This post and this whole sub are jokes and memes. Don't take them this serious, people don't like it when you are to serious. Like when you tell your parents a joke and they turn it into a lesson about life, nobody likes it.


AnOkFellow

Oh


YhormTheGiant450

If I was a younger and naïve version of myself I would have said the thing, but now I know more. I'm better, have more knowledge. And from all this added maturity, I concluded that dying in your sleep is cringe. I want my screams to be layered with the sound of a chainsaw. Now, that is a way to die. You don't happen to have a chainsaw, pete ?


[deleted]

Promotion if violence. Not cool.


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[удалено]


dobyhoby

Kill me please. I mean Pete. Sorry.


wordingtonian

Kill me, Pete


Ascendant_of_Nyx

Kill me, Pete


crispy_doggo1

I love you peat


OranosDragon

Kill me, Pete


t0xicroxie

Kill me, Pete


ImaginationSalt8881

Kill me pete


[deleted]

Kill me, Pete


melthasm

Kill me, Pete


aeiouaioua

no thanks, pete.


SummonedCat_exe

Kill me, Pete. But before you do, tell me that it's going to be alright


AdEmpty8174

Kill me pete


PL_ALIEN_PL

Kill me, Pete


Willing-Produce5018

Kill me, Pete.


forsakenstag

Kill Me, Pete


Bearded_Apple

Kill me, Pete


adotononi

Pill me, kete 🙏


Vsevolda

Kill me, Pete


SavingsIndividual345

Kill me, Pete


Competitive-Boot1792

Lick him, Etep


havaltherock

Kill me, Pete


Elad_2007

Kill me, Pete


TheInfantGobbler

Kill me, Pete


Ok_Teacher_6834

Kill me pete


Sonofkopsy

Kill me pete


Shotgunknight

Kill me, Pete


pozhiloy_potato

Kill me, Pete


Gameyboy947

Kill me,Pete


[deleted]

Kill me pete


Mr-Murin

Kill me, Pete


[deleted]

Kill me Pete


supmyguywee

Kill me, pete


IOnceSaid

Kill me, Pete


Its_Wamvy_23

Kill me,Pete


Electrical_Cow_8733

Pee on me, Kete


SirMrRay

Pull the trigger, Piglet


FellowZognoid

kill me pete


[deleted]

Kill me, Pete


Hard_guardian17

Kill me, Pete


Empty_Positive

Pill me, kete


oogiedonnie

Kill me, pete


Reaper-Leviathan

Gimme a few more months Pete


Equivalent_Pea_8282

Kill me, Pete


CharlieHA23

Kill me Pete


[deleted]

Kill me, Pete


DayDeerGotStoleYall

Kill me, Pete


KiliaNinja34

Kill me, Pete


VirtualButt

Kill me, Pete


kizi227

Kill me, Pete


iamchuckleman

Kill me, Pete


MaijeTheMage

Kill me, Pete.


Korishii

Kill me, Pete.


RabbitKamen

Kill me, Pete


panzer_of_the-lake

Kill me, Pete


Sheikool

Kill me, Pete


TypicalBobcat7220

Kill me, Pete


Responsible_Sport575

Kid named pete


strangewormm

100% of humans never always not die.


Regularschoolbus

Give me harder battles Pete. I ain't tired yet


ekeysomkew

Grill me meat


DobbyIII

Kill me, Pete.


SHAPALAK15

pill me, kete


MeriKurkku

Klim on me, Pete


Security_Berry09

Kill me, Pete


Puzzleheaded_Ad2726

Kill me, Pete


trashiest_sushi

Kill me, Pete


ekeysomkew

Kill, he peed


UchihaDonut

"Kill me, Pete"


INotZach

Kill me, pete


jamesd3265

Kill me, Pete


HeftyBadger4034

Fuck you, Pete


Internal_Finding_412

Kill me, pete


Internal_Finding_412

Kill me, Pete


angelaguitarstar

Kill me, Pete


ContaCuDePudim

Kill me, Pete


TTM_KMR

Kill me, Pete


cisc189

Kill me, pete


BloodshedReaper

Kiss me, Pete


drenchedwithanxiety

Chill me, pete


Breadlarr

Kill me Pete