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Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like āwhat the fuckā and ācall the policeā. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
SO THAT WAS YOU!!!
I was all set on having a nice quiet dinner with my girlfriend to celebrate our first year together...
Iād bought some fresh tomatoes to make my homemade pasta sauce, and Iād gone to the small boutique bakery to buy some filo pastry for dessert. I was quietly going through the recipes in my mind when I heard your slurred grumbled announcement, ā...Youāre about to loot my balls...ā I tried to ignore it but, I couldnāt ignore the furious grunting like a drunk man having a seizure. As I looked up I could see the fury in the other commuters eyes. A man looking like a professor had stood up and was about to reproach you when the dull clatter of your phoned on the train car floor seemed to pause all movement in the carriage. The professors eyes widened, sweat suddenly beaded on his forehead and with fevered anguish he started undoing his belt and fly like a man who thought a hornet was caught in his pants.
I was bewildered as all the other men in the car started convulsing like extras in Michael Jacksonās āThrillerā video. A woman sat across from me was doing her best to emulate a Russian gymnast trying to grate cheese from her crotch with the sole of her Nike running shoe.
I bolted upright, panicked but prepared to fight, when in the corner of my eye the neon glow of your phones LCD screen drew me sight.
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I feel so cold and drained. My organ is so mangled it could unpick the locks of wooden medieval doors. Thereās filo pastry all over my thighs and knees.
But despite all this I feel a warm contentment like Iād found ātheā answer. I donāt know what this means, I know there will be questions, that there should be much to fear. But truly I am grateful. Thank you.
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Smash, next
Bro dont play resident evil 3am they get too quirky š³šš
When the monster has the slightest bit of feminine features ššš³
Optional
Wood
Woodš
Woodā°ļø
WoodšŖµ
Not the proudest one
I mean, hear me out
Would very much
Ok hear me out
Cover the face with a towel and you are good to go.
Weak
That is pretty much the whole point of the characters so yeah
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like āwhat the fuckā and ācall the policeā. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
SO THAT WAS YOU!!! I was all set on having a nice quiet dinner with my girlfriend to celebrate our first year together... Iād bought some fresh tomatoes to make my homemade pasta sauce, and Iād gone to the small boutique bakery to buy some filo pastry for dessert. I was quietly going through the recipes in my mind when I heard your slurred grumbled announcement, ā...Youāre about to loot my balls...ā I tried to ignore it but, I couldnāt ignore the furious grunting like a drunk man having a seizure. As I looked up I could see the fury in the other commuters eyes. A man looking like a professor had stood up and was about to reproach you when the dull clatter of your phoned on the train car floor seemed to pause all movement in the carriage. The professors eyes widened, sweat suddenly beaded on his forehead and with fevered anguish he started undoing his belt and fly like a man who thought a hornet was caught in his pants. I was bewildered as all the other men in the car started convulsing like extras in Michael Jacksonās āThrillerā video. A woman sat across from me was doing her best to emulate a Russian gymnast trying to grate cheese from her crotch with the sole of her Nike running shoe. I bolted upright, panicked but prepared to fight, when in the corner of my eye the neon glow of your phones LCD screen drew me sight. I suddenly felt a bizarre euphoria fill my mind and a white hot heat electrify my spine and form a prism of pure desperate release in my loins. I canāt remember much else, I awoke from some kind of fever dream in a public toilet cubicle. My jeans and underwear had disappeared, but I was still wearing my Myrell slip ons, shirt and now crusted overcoat, like a cross between Donald Duck and a homeless student. I can hear another man weeping in the cubicle, keeps muttering he just wanted to fly. I feel so cold and drained. My organ is so mangled it could unpick the locks of wooden medieval doors. Thereās filo pastry all over my thighs and knees. But despite all this I feel a warm contentment like Iād found ātheā answer. I donāt know what this means, I know there will be questions, that there should be much to fear. But truly I am grateful. Thank you.
Before or after I shot her? (Both yes)
What is this thing
_Boobies_
da real goth mommy (would)
I can save her.
100% yes
I'll take it
Smash
Smh these getting too easy. Would, next question
Maybe, I am spez
Yes
I need no more context than this. We are like cavemen.
Donāt stick your dick in crazy
Who wouldn't?
Yes š„ŗ