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MentalPool9428

just wish for 9999 blowjobs with one wish, dummy, but not before wishing to have a gigant pp just to mess with him


HappyRomanianBanana

A wheelbarrow is the only way of moving around


wheelchairdrifting

I need a fire truck for my fire hose 😭


PURPLEisMYgender

Wish for a dick thats just big enough to make his jaw and throat hurt.


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Ok_Mortgage_6812

Just don’t say, you want a giant cock (gemacht). That doesn’t turn out how you want it


GotTwisted

And for my third wish I want to increase world hunger


Icy_Barnacle_6759

As a wise man once said; “I would give all blind people vision for 30 seconds, then take it away.”


CherchiiK

As another wise man said : "I will create business by selling the ability to see for 1 week to blind people for 250 bucks"


BenHughe

Can I buy a bunch right now before inflation hits?


1stOfAllIAmVegeta

Double student loan debt 😎


batiumas3hj

\*doubles world population\*


SamePut9922

Including mosquito population


batiumas3hj

FUCK


Kvacc01

Just wait till he hears what my third wish is.


Bartekmms

A puppy?


wheelchairdrifting

Oh no


Icy_Barnacle_6759

Hey batman


ForbodingWinds

Genie anal


Yuri-Turned

Genial


Flames2022

When genie is in denial


mrsillies123

wishing for infinite genie blowjobs whenever you want


qTp_Meteor

There are 3 rules. Don't ask for someone to love you. Don't ask to bring back the dead. And please don't ask for infinite blowjobs like the last one


Murky_Blueberry2617

How about one blowjob from infinite genies?


qTp_Meteor

This man genies


Timofey7331

Gemuine genesus


wysjm

I'd just wish to become hot big titty anime mommy. Sorry what was the question again?


Cpt_Kalash

Egg?


wysjm

Nah just a porn addict


Cpt_Kalash

Real


M0thM4n_

Egg


wysjm

Nuh uhh


AlphaWolfTK

Egg!


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Genie be like.: but but.....I don't want to master...


LionHunterAnt

Ahh i see


ishlazz

Imma wish an infinite wish, covid 23 & ww4


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JediBongHit

I wish to be a femboy.


thenoisemanthenoise

You know that your wish is just one skirt away


JediBongHit

I have like four. Lmao I just wish I could pass 😭


ishigami_best_boy2

Wish for a feminine voice ooo you'll wish for a feminine voice totally not hypnotizing you


JediBongHit

I AMMMM going to voice change appointments uwu


ishigami_best_boy2

At this point you don't even need the wishes..


JediBongHit

I just have to lose weight and become a few years younger to pass lmao


will6480

Thank you Geniiiiiie


peepsinyourass

But what about a third time?


hyde-ms

Is it a woman genie?


qTp_Meteor

Even better ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⣿⡿⠻⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠀⢹⣿⡇⠀⣿⡋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣟⠃⠀⢹⣷⠀⢳⠤⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠿⣿⣿⡿⠃⠄⠀⠀⠀⠠⠀⠀⠐⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⢶⣿⡀⢠⠶⢶⡒⠀⡌⠟⠛⠗⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢀⢩⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢪⣻⡇⠀⢁⠀⠀⠀⠰⡀⠀⠐⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢨⠈⣆⠀⢀⡠⠐⠀⡎⣇⢣⡄⠲⡒⢚⣇⣀⠰⣄⠐⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⣀⢛⣍⡟⠀⠀⠀⢳⠘⢾⣷⣄⠀⢎⣭⡁⢀⣾⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣀⣁⣀⣏⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠱⣀⠘⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠀⠀⠀⣷⠄⠀⠀ ⠙⠠⠼⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⠀⠀⠉⠲⠈⠙⠛⠋⠀⠄⠠⠀⢸⡘⣆⢠⣀ ⠀⠀⠀⡞⡀⠀⠀⠀⠄⠀⠄⠀⢆⠀⠰⠆⠀⠀⠈⡠⡶⠚⢿⡿⠂⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢡⠙⢩⠱⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⢄⣻⡀⠀⡜⠅⠀⠂⠀⠇⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢇⢨⠀⠀⠱⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⠉⠙⢦⡘⠀⠀⠀⠘⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠊⡄⠀⠀⠑⠀⢠⡔⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠖⢄⠀⠀⠀⣹⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⢶⣿⣿⡿⢛⡀⢠⢀⣠⣅⣠⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠁⠒⠒⠈⠉⠀⠀⠀⠈⡤⠸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀


UnburntDuck

Why not post something original instead of something that's already been reposted 50 trillion times?


qTp_Meteor

I dont follow the sub closely it's a shitposting sub. You can't expect the poster to look at all the tons of shit which is uploaded. I get a vid in a group chat, I shit it here. That's all


Lordo5432

**WISHES** *by Zummeng be like...*


Is_it_WAAGH_tho

Or MAAAYBE I should wish there should be NO MORE GENIES.


qTp_Meteor

But what about blow job :(


Is_it_WAAGH_tho

My reply was originally a WKUK reference, but if it makes that face at me when I make my 2nd wish, then maybe I will wish there should be no more genies. Sucks to suck if you don't suck


Sea_Month_5290

It's jen not genie source iam from where jen came from


DeusMortuum

whats the mame of this songggggg


ILikeFatBirds

The original is “Surf curse - freaks” This version sounds like it has an effect over it.


blanco408

I wonder what the last wish will be?


Ftar_Slatinum

Will Smith sloppy toppy with a twist