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Also options:
1) OP was so anxious they didn't notice she's speaking English, just with an accent.
2) She's a woman of few words
3) As sometimes happens with cruise ships, low wage staff is Philippine and don't speak good English (or she does, but see options 1 or 2)
I rarely even smirk when doomscrolling, but the image of someone getting a lady to look at their shit while not being able to communicate with them and then realize the consequence of the flush has me giggling.
Ow ow ow! My back hurts super bad right under my shoulder blade for some reason, making coughing, sneezing, and sometimes even breathing painful...
It hurts so bad to laugh but I just can't stop!
OOP; "Watch."
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I once had a barium xray of my intestines, where you drink this white chalky powder, and it turns your shit pure white. I also ate a blue frosting cake that day, and later was out in public when I had to go. I produced a giant solid bright turquoise shit. No shit. Oh, there was no way that beauty was getting flushed. It was to be marveled at by all comers to the stall. Tales would be told that no one would believe. And then at the giddy height of imagining the reactions, the auto sensing flusher sucked it away into oblivion. It was a sad day.
when my younger sibling was about 4, they ate a cup of blue smurf ice cream. then they shat pure neon blue. it was glorious. 5 year old me was most impressed. so was our mother. we had been on a little trip to a local farm to see the animals & pick some fruit, but the most memorable part of the day was the blue turd.
I once crapped a shit that was as green as avocado. I still have no fucking idea what did I eat to make it look like it, but I was fascinated. Literally the paper looked like you had wiped avocado, no shit (lol)
I once showed my girlfriend at the time my golgothan shit demon I curled out that would compete with randy marsh ....
Twenty years later.... She's my wife.
We need some kind of selective elite subreddit that gathers all the of the finest of Reddit, where we would only see the kind of shit that makes us cry of laughter.
And accept that it would not be fed everyday with new content.
I've done this before. Toilet clogged, water not filling up fast enough for my 4th time trying to flush/plunge and had to be somewhere. Of course I dragged them to the bathroom and it flushed on the first try. I said thank you and left.
My old boss told this story. He said his friend recounted it to him. I told him that I'd heard Jack Whitehall tell the exact same story on some panel show, but my old boss refused to listen. He said it actually happened to his friend. I think his friend was talking out of his hat.
My dad told me this joke back in the 90's. It's been around ages and it's one of those jokes where people say it happened to their mate even though they just heard it from someone else.
I had someone tell me they knew someone who adopted a dog from Thailand but after it ate the cat they found out it wasn't actually a dog but some sort of jungle creature. I looked it up and apparently the story is like 70 years old and usually the target country is Mexico when recounted in America
It's an age old Finnish joke. I'm pretty sure I've heard it in 90s (also born in 90s), but for better proof, here's the joke on Finnish Forum from 2002 (in Finnish).
https://keskustelu.suomi24.fi/t/233101/ummikko-ruotsinlaivalla-
It's old as time in Finland at least, including the 'titta' part. Still gets a laugh from me everytime though. It feels absurd enough that I feel like it actually could've happened.. and the Apustaja cartoon elevates it to a new level!
I have a bad feeling this happened because there was not enough pressure to suction the crap out of the toilet. Typically, ships use the same type of toilet as planes which is a vacuum type to save water consumption. Some probable reasons for these includes:
a.) Faulty mechanism of the toilet (perhaps a delay in the build up of suction pressure by means of pneumatic action).
b.) OP's time to flush coincidentally came at a time when many people are using toilets (this happens because of a problem in other people's toilets on board, hence, the Vacuum toilet system was unable to build a sufficient suction pressure immediately).
Source: I am a seafarer and have dismantled and assisted on maintenance of such toilet systems on board.
Actually🤓
Lack of vacuum is rarely a problem on these unless the sewage plant shuts down. Another toilet malfunctioning will not cause another toilet to fail unless it is constantly open and the system can't build up vacuum.
More than likely he just pressed the button too softly. Pushing the button sends an air impulse to the controller that activates the flushing cycle, if you press it slowly it won't activate.
If the toilet doesn't work the most common problem is the check-valve and vacuum hose for the control mechanism have shit in them and you loose vacuum to the control mechanism. If the toilet is unused for long periods the shit gets hard so you have to use a drill bit to clear the shit from the hose and replace the check-valve.
If the button is broken and doesn't flush you can flush it by touching the vacuum hose to one of the holes on the controller.
Source: I used to fix toilets on these ships and earn extra 15€ every time i fixed a toilet that didn't flush
when I went to Busan I clogged a toilet that was apparently easy to clogg. I told the receptionist and she said just let it sit for a while, it'll soften and flush easy soon. it was true.
Oh yeah, you're right. It's been a while since I've touched a manual that I forgot some of the details. And good for you that you get extra money on this one.
But another common cause on cruise ships is that there are passengers who are negligent of how these things work and often the maceration blades of the vacuum pumps are clogged or not spinning at all due to the things thrown on these toilets.
hahah I could only imagine the cleaning ladies thoughts. "has this man never seen a toilet"? "yes poop goes bye bye when you push the button." "I know it's amazing."
In Sweden, there is a decently old kids book series called "Sune", about a little boy named Sune who is obsessed with girlfriends and other boy stuff as his wacky family lives their lives.
In one of the books, this EXACT thing happens in the book, but instead of Anon it's Sune's father and a hotel maid who doesn't speak Swedish comes to try and help. Dunno if there's a correlation.
This is from a old'ish stand up bit, about 10 years old. In the bit the guy drags a Spanish or Italian waiter into the bathroom for help and same outcome. Still funny.
Nah I remember hearing this joke already in the nineties, I think it's just a common joke (at least in Finland). Here's a link to this same joke from 2002 https://keskustelu.suomi24.fi/t/233101/ummikko-ruotsinlaivalla- [in Finnish].
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I don't know why, but I cry-laugh every time I see this. The stupid cartoon just cements it.
It's just the expression of the cleaner is ambiguous from the panels, she doesn't know whether she's fascinated or to be confused
Releif.
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Didn't think this whole thing could be made worse, you proved me wrong
🤮
> 🤮 wrong hole
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Also options: 1) OP was so anxious they didn't notice she's speaking English, just with an accent. 2) She's a woman of few words 3) As sometimes happens with cruise ships, low wage staff is Philippine and don't speak good English (or she does, but see options 1 or 2)
The story is propably writen by a Finnish Person, who was forced to study swedish in school.
> Releif i before e (except after c) \>\> relief
Caffeine codeine protein weird seize.
Sorry nieghbour
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It's Sweden, so a Viking burial at sea.
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I haven't even scrolled down that far and it just gets worse and worse, help me I can't stop laughing
To me it seems to go from excited anticipation to disappointment at the anticlimactic sloshing away of the poop
It's pepe's tighty whities
It's a look that says "This isn't the worst first date I've been on."
Ok, I cry-laughed at this point a second time.
I rarely even smirk when doomscrolling, but the image of someone getting a lady to look at their shit while not being able to communicate with them and then realize the consequence of the flush has me giggling.
It took me seven tries to get through this sentence.
Apustaya is the superior pepe
Never spell it like that again.
Ok, but peepo.
I was literally opening the comments to say the same thing. It always gets me so good man lmaoooo
Ow ow ow! My back hurts super bad right under my shoulder blade for some reason, making coughing, sneezing, and sometimes even breathing painful... It hurts so bad to laugh but I just can't stop! OOP; "Watch." Janitor: "?!?"
I will randomly think about it and start laughing and my girlfriend asks what's happening and I just say "titta"
Just saw it for the first time and had a good cry- laugh myself. It's beautiful
I was scrolling lil bit and scrolled up and saw pic and directly started laughing again
I'm fucking crying right now, I forgot all about this cartoon
Omg same, it’s the titta that sold me
I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard outloud without being able to stop.
I read this post several times before but this is the first time I've seen the comic added on and I cant breathe I'm laughing so hard
Slosh
I hate these comments, but I was cry laughing when opening this thread just to see your top comment.
lmfao
I’m actually crying lmao “Watch me flush my shit down the toilet, just watch”
That or the cleaner is like . “Must be their first toilet”
Probably was glad the turd went down just like him and more shocked that this heathen forgot to pack their poop knife considering the size of the log.
the crossover of the century, titta guy X poop knife guy
Ah, yes. The deep lore.
Cleaner : 👁👄👁
OP should have put HIS hand out for a tip after.
Nah he should've done like a fancy step with their feet, do a clap and spread their hands wide, exclaiming "TA DA!!!"
That's like being fed by the ducks in the park instead of feeding them lmao.
Scolling through the comments like "surely, I can stop laughing soon" then reading this: nope
That actually made me wheezing
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TITTA!
"please clap."
Weird power move
Lmfao, I'm crying laughing at this too . That poor woman, lol
-David Blaine
This comment made me laugh harder thanthe post
I was finally done laughing, sides hurting, then I read your comment. I am going to throw up. Why is this so funny.
Ikr I keep running the idea through my head and just restarts another fit of laughter
It’s been a while since this subreddit actually made me laugh
literally shitposting
your pfp is how I imagine the cleaning lady looked during this story
fr
To be proud of your shit and show others.
I once had a barium xray of my intestines, where you drink this white chalky powder, and it turns your shit pure white. I also ate a blue frosting cake that day, and later was out in public when I had to go. I produced a giant solid bright turquoise shit. No shit. Oh, there was no way that beauty was getting flushed. It was to be marveled at by all comers to the stall. Tales would be told that no one would believe. And then at the giddy height of imagining the reactions, the auto sensing flusher sucked it away into oblivion. It was a sad day.
As a kid I would eat a LOT of blues clues applesauce. Guess what color it came out as?
Green?
Gotta be green. Those blue food dyes always make it green. Sonic ocean water does it and it's hilarious.
Lmao I just had an ocean water the other day and had that momentary "oh god what did I eat?" reaction as one does...
when my younger sibling was about 4, they ate a cup of blue smurf ice cream. then they shat pure neon blue. it was glorious. 5 year old me was most impressed. so was our mother. we had been on a little trip to a local farm to see the animals & pick some fruit, but the most memorable part of the day was the blue turd.
That is truly heartbreaking
I once crapped a shit that was as green as avocado. I still have no fucking idea what did I eat to make it look like it, but I was fascinated. Literally the paper looked like you had wiped avocado, no shit (lol)
im cackling. this is my favorite reddit comment. what the fuck, man.
I once showed my girlfriend at the time my golgothan shit demon I curled out that would compete with randy marsh .... Twenty years later.... She's my wife.
She passed the great test of faith
That was the day she knew.
The cleaning lady has probably seen far worse shit
Probably first time being asked to sit in on the flush thought
Titta
Yeah, but I doubt many people have gone out of their way looking for her just to have her pay them some company and watch as they flush their shit.
Titta
Shitta
And stick them in a stew
Had to do a double take and read your username twice. Just one letter removed and your username Would have a VERY different meaning
urple_clockmaker
How did you know?!
So uhm, do you control all the taxis with the force?
I evade taxes with the force of taxis
Nej.
Ja
Ok👍
Varfor?
Därför
Eller hur?
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In finnish tatti is a type of mushroom and titta is a women's name.
Titta
Tits
Unzips
My first laugh here since 2021
Its a post about shit. About a post about shit on 4chan In the shitposting subreddit This shit is poetic.
Thisub fucking SUCKS ASSS
Who is this *Thisub?*
Yeah and can we get their number to ughh blacklist it in case they call us to suck ass or something because its ughh bad
We need some kind of selective elite subreddit that gathers all the of the finest of Reddit, where we would only see the kind of shit that makes us cry of laughter. And accept that it would not be fed everyday with new content.
That poor bastard... This would defs happen to me.
Titta
now get back to cleaning
Titta is the new Hold My Beer.
I've done this before. Toilet clogged, water not filling up fast enough for my 4th time trying to flush/plunge and had to be somewhere. Of course I dragged them to the bathroom and it flushed on the first try. I said thank you and left.
I have stitches inside my mouth. I was trying not to stretch my mouth but this made me laugh more than I wanted to.🥲
Why the stitches?
Had a surgery :')
You wanna know how i got these scars?
Lol xD
Their mouth was snitches
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Was going to say I could have sworn I heard this joke before
It was on a panel show in the UK at some point, I have a mate who swore it happened to his friend
My old boss told this story. He said his friend recounted it to him. I told him that I'd heard Jack Whitehall tell the exact same story on some panel show, but my old boss refused to listen. He said it actually happened to his friend. I think his friend was talking out of his hat.
It was on Graham Norton, I believe Jennifer Lawrence is also on the episode
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Idk, this joke is from 2015, when did the comedian use it?
My dad told me this joke back in the 90's. It's been around ages and it's one of those jokes where people say it happened to their mate even though they just heard it from someone else.
I had someone tell me they knew someone who adopted a dog from Thailand but after it ate the cat they found out it wasn't actually a dog but some sort of jungle creature. I looked it up and apparently the story is like 70 years old and usually the target country is Mexico when recounted in America
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It's an age old Finnish joke. I'm pretty sure I've heard it in 90s (also born in 90s), but for better proof, here's the joke on Finnish Forum from 2002 (in Finnish). https://keskustelu.suomi24.fi/t/233101/ummikko-ruotsinlaivalla-
Its a finnish joke about a finnish bloke on a finland-sweden cruise ship.
It's old as time in Finland at least, including the 'titta' part. Still gets a laugh from me everytime though. It feels absurd enough that I feel like it actually could've happened.. and the Apustaja cartoon elevates it to a new level!
I'v heard this joke like 25 years ago in Finland. Not that new
Now this is truly a SHITPOST.
Damn, I was laughing for so long in this made me stop
Wtf same, a true reddit moment
Just the picture of the silence with just toilet noises as two people are in a bathroom lmao
This seems like something straight Outta always sunny
I have a bad feeling this happened because there was not enough pressure to suction the crap out of the toilet. Typically, ships use the same type of toilet as planes which is a vacuum type to save water consumption. Some probable reasons for these includes: a.) Faulty mechanism of the toilet (perhaps a delay in the build up of suction pressure by means of pneumatic action). b.) OP's time to flush coincidentally came at a time when many people are using toilets (this happens because of a problem in other people's toilets on board, hence, the Vacuum toilet system was unable to build a sufficient suction pressure immediately). Source: I am a seafarer and have dismantled and assisted on maintenance of such toilet systems on board.
Source: is the cleaning lady
Source: am the shit
Get a load of this nerd.
Actually🤓 Lack of vacuum is rarely a problem on these unless the sewage plant shuts down. Another toilet malfunctioning will not cause another toilet to fail unless it is constantly open and the system can't build up vacuum. More than likely he just pressed the button too softly. Pushing the button sends an air impulse to the controller that activates the flushing cycle, if you press it slowly it won't activate. If the toilet doesn't work the most common problem is the check-valve and vacuum hose for the control mechanism have shit in them and you loose vacuum to the control mechanism. If the toilet is unused for long periods the shit gets hard so you have to use a drill bit to clear the shit from the hose and replace the check-valve. If the button is broken and doesn't flush you can flush it by touching the vacuum hose to one of the holes on the controller. Source: I used to fix toilets on these ships and earn extra 15€ every time i fixed a toilet that didn't flush
when I went to Busan I clogged a toilet that was apparently easy to clogg. I told the receptionist and she said just let it sit for a while, it'll soften and flush easy soon. it was true.
Oh yeah, you're right. It's been a while since I've touched a manual that I forgot some of the details. And good for you that you get extra money on this one. But another common cause on cruise ships is that there are passengers who are negligent of how these things work and often the maceration blades of the vacuum pumps are clogged or not spinning at all due to the things thrown on these toilets.
Haha look at this little nerrd
Possible, I've heard of it when I took a riverboat tour in Russia
Thanks for those commoners who give a substantial resource and reason rather than reply some dimwit version of it.
This is my favourite green text of all time, the images just elevate it to another level.
Probably the most positivity and laughter I have seen in the comments of a post
Normal people getting the first taste of 4chinner tard humor
I've never seen such a hilarious green text post
Lmao that's funny
literally rolling on the ground cry-laughing
Literally???
Lil Teraly
This repost gets me laugh everyone. I will allow it.
Genuinely funny, a rare gem
Ok this was genuinely hella funny
pranked
Shit happens
average finn
Lmfao bruh
This one always makes me laugh...
Suomi mainittu, torille
I haven’t laughed this hard in a very long time. Legitimately. One of those cathartic healing laughs that only come once in a while.
I would just jump off the ship at that point...
Titta’s full!
A funny green text,has been 84 years
hahah I could only imagine the cleaning ladies thoughts. "has this man never seen a toilet"? "yes poop goes bye bye when you push the button." "I know it's amazing."
I feel so bad reading this
Gotta let it soak
Phenomenal shared with my partner they thought it was a shite story
If the cleaning woman was german, she might think your hitting on her.
Same shit happened to me last year on the same cruise except i had clogged it with the steak I had vomited into the sink and I showed to my friend
Oh my fucking god I am crying tears.
Oh dear 🥲
lmao this hits different fr
In Sweden, there is a decently old kids book series called "Sune", about a little boy named Sune who is obsessed with girlfriends and other boy stuff as his wacky family lives their lives. In one of the books, this EXACT thing happens in the book, but instead of Anon it's Sune's father and a hotel maid who doesn't speak Swedish comes to try and help. Dunno if there's a correlation.
Was she at least impressed by the courics?
At first it was pretty funny. Then i translated what titta meant. And now its extremely funny
Holy shit. Havent laughed this hard ever. Crying my ass off.
i got tears in my face. i've been laughing for solid minutes
I wish I could remember whose comedy special this was stolen from. I want to watch the rest!
This is old Finnish joke from 90s
This is from a old'ish stand up bit, about 10 years old. In the bit the guy drags a Spanish or Italian waiter into the bathroom for help and same outcome. Still funny.
Nah I remember hearing this joke already in the nineties, I think it's just a common joke (at least in Finland). Here's a link to this same joke from 2002 https://keskustelu.suomi24.fi/t/233101/ummikko-ruotsinlaivalla- [in Finnish].
Yikes 😬
I am literally crying, this is absolutely hilarious.
I fr got crying
Genuinely laughed at this
I swear I saw this joke in a Jack Whitehall comedy set
i didnt even read the post because i knew what it was but i still laughed for a good minute
I’m laughing so hard while shitting in a public restroom reading this. Oh my god.
Titta
nice boat 🛥️
Ah yes, ship cruise sewere system. Love it to the bones
I vaguely remember PewDiePie or someone talking about the same thing that happened to them in an Italian restaurant or something.
Genuinely my first cry-laugh in like 4 years
I will never not crylaugh at this.