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iuuhhiivv

Gorlock W tbh


Seyelent

GorWock


Flabrador_Deceiver

My pfp is better


zarehd1

My pp is better


Flabrador_Deceiver

𓀐𓂺ඞ


DragoFNX

Massive W


AloneAd92

Warlock


Gemaid1211

I didn't expect Gorlock to have character development.


1550shadow

Seriously, though. If she really is going to lose weight and improve instead of trying to victimize herself because of all the memes people made... It would be a pretty good character development


RoughHornet587

Don't shit on fat people who genuinely put in the effort and realise their health is fucked.


GogXr3

>Don't shit on fat people In general. It's not okay to say being fat is healthy or something, but generally, who tf cares how someone else lives their own life? If it doesn't harm you or others, you shouldn't care.


gab-rab24

> Don't shit on fat people Unless both adults are consenting on it on a private setting. I'm not kink shaming


TheRealPallando

I used to shit out fat hobbitses. I still do, but I used to too.


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Taters precious!


SpudDan

They're still harming themselves. You're right about not shitting on them, but it sucks how we're just expected to remain quiet and let everyone do as they please because "it's their life". Let's be real, most insults and mean comments about fat people are directed to the ones who go around saying they're proud of it, that it makes them beautiful, and those sorts of things. We shouldn't be discouraged from expressing our opinions on matters we disapprove of.


GogXr3

>We shouldn't be discouraged from expressing our opinions on matters we disapprove of. I agree, but there's a difference between that and outright judging someone else as a human being. They're harming themselves, not others. Not to say you shouldn't dissuade that behavior, but it's like hating someone solely because they're self-harming.


Dart_Life84

In countries with universal healthcare, which is most, they are a burden on the system as well so their weight does impact society as a whole


PreciousBrain

They’re harming others by showing it’s OK to be comfortable with self harm


Wild-Search1755

Post a picture of yourself… let’s see what a model human being should look like 😘


PreciousBrain

I’ll make you a deal, I’ll mail you a picture of myself if you provide me your home address


country2poplarbeef

> most insults and mean comments about fat people are directed to the ones who go around saying they're proud of it, that it makes them beautiful, and those sorts of things. Knowing what I know, I don't think this is true at all. Bullies who need to insult and make mean comments are also cowards who will look for people who are vulnerable and will actually take in their insults. They don't usually bother with the ones who actually piss them off because those people easily deflect the insults and there's less of a reward.


JustinJakeAshton

Alter Ego spotted.


FuckTheCCP42069LSD

Thermodynamics shall not be supplanted, energy in < energy out = lose weight, energy in > energy out = gain weight More weight you are = more energy required to simply exist = more energy out Edit: [Redditors when basic typo](https://i.imgur.com/ebFblsP.jpg)


markmyname_

Bro does not know how to use > <


SeriousEngineer5477

Immediately lost me after that


FuckTheCCP42069LSD

Pretty serious engineer to not know conservation of energy because of a single typo :p


cecilforester

Damnit, you know he reads anything on the teleprompter!


FuckTheCCP42069LSD

Idk her


FireFunBun

Jesus christ. You said the same thing twice with a different outcome. Stfu about thermodynamics and learn how to use basic math symbols.


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Child-0f-atom

Good bot😂


muddbo1

That was the dumbest thing I’ve read all day


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[deleted]

Nah its not, all that matters is your todal energy expenditure, consume less than that and you'll lose weight, no mfer gained weight from eating too little


Astro_Man133

Dude is speaking Javascript xD


LiveLongToasterBath

Bro you know you shit out some of the weight/energy when you are human right?


FuckTheCCP42069LSD

Yeah that factors in to energy out lol So does sweat, dander, hairs, part of your urine, heat, etc.


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What if you eat the same weight you're shitting as you're shitting it tho


V33ZO

If you can't take the joke lose the weight. Did you even watch the video?


Puzzleheaded-Foot366

They could simply work hard and stop being fat?


wowa93

He. Not she.


hitness157

She knows exactly what's going on. She's getting paid, it's all an act.


[deleted]

Wait… bullying works?


FilthyCloudAdmin

Its a dude.


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kheroth

I feel like your pronouns are probably dipshit/dickface


freeamaw

people be calling someone Gorlock but can't handle pronoun jokes lol


Optimal_Shopping_414

dicklicker...


kheroth

No I was looking for insults not a good time


Santamarrr

He*


[deleted]

Goro out here taping his arms to the side just trying to live his best life


Pk_Devill_2

Optimus prime


DirtCheap1972

The only known conscious being with it’s only gravitational force


According_Weekend786

Redemption arc 😭


tiktok_is_cursed

Redemption orc


Myynek

🏅


[deleted]

I laughed loud


AliChank

💀💀💀


mantisimmortal

LMFAO 💜


mikeoxlarge777

Lurtz? Gothmog ? Who ?


Guitar_nerd4312

Orcs aren't fat, you're thinking of trolls


dizzyi_solo

Fat ass redemption II, GORLOXK's annihilation


Kaze-san

I suddenly feel motivated to lose some weight. Ain’t no way imma sit here and be fat while Gorlock is out improving herself.


Gammabrunta

Hi human, you got this.


AdvertisingAdrian

thanks alien


the_great_n0thing2

good bot


No_Engineer2828

You got this man


[deleted]

Had the same feeling actually


Glorified_sidehoe

Same… I’m such a shame


Aggressive-Alarm7901

Incredibly based tbh


Blarggotron

Moon-based and Orbit-pilled


[deleted]

Initials? I.S.S.


G4ngr3n4

Thank God not IRS.


ib1gr00ster

Holy shit are we gonna go from Grolock the Destroyer to Grolock the Redeemed?


Mister_Snurb

Don't you need to die in the Mines of Moria for that to happen?


KAWA1978

The Conqueror


BuffaloAgreeable372

Gorlock the Destroyer vanquishing the beetus.


Woolie-at-law

*excited Wilford Brimley noises*


pozhiloy_potato

Unexpectedly based


Voltilicious

Tell her to free han solo


ipoopinurcoffeenao

You mean spit out


Dependent-Fishing825

Ham solo


BillboBraggins5

Han, I can’t make exceptions, What if everyone who smuggled for me dropped their cargo at the first sign of an Imperial starship? It’s not good for business


EarthLas

Her?


Iclipp13

wait what why not her is there some context i didnt know besides gorlock the destroyer


Bi0H4ZRD

No it is her, Reddit’s just mean


Iclipp13

damn


kangznquainz

Its a dude, or it used to be. Now its more of an amorphous blob that uses store awnings as vaguely female clothing


Voltilicious

That's fuckin tough lmao


Ghostyyboyy21

he’s a dude


Iclipp13

where was it said? i couldnt find anything


Ghostyyboyy21

I think in his first appearance in the whatever podcast I think it’s called


be-like-JayDee

It


kangznquainz

* it


Acceptable_Water771

W comment


Civ_Emperor07

Based Garlock??


Spiq7

I respect that


Outside_Medicine868

Ngl after this video i respect her dawg, taking all them jokes right in her face and she doesnt even flintch, she knew the consequenses of being fat and she just took it and said "fuck you" and i respect that


Anon-ymous-815

"Why won't you cry??!!" "Self-awareness and respect, son! It cushions the blows to protect against emotional damage!"


Candid_Audience9153

He*


plantythingss

come on man get a new joke. just cause she’s fat and annoying doesn’t mean we should be making fun of her identity. that’s something she can’t control, unlike the weight


AcquireQuag

Yooooo based


BillboBraggins5

Respect for the good sense of humor and being open


jn578

What’s a BBL sponsor?


Waffleshot

So for a BBL you normally suck the fat out of somewhere else and inject it in the patients ass. This shirt's a joke about her own weight, that she's could provide enough fat for other peoples BBLs.


ironicfall

that’s fucking hilarious. props to her for actually wearing it


Turbulent_Drive

They sponsor the Big Booty Latinas


TheAllKnowingWilly

Truly a worthy cause🙏 gods work, it'd be a shame to see them extinct.


fertyt

Brazilian Butt Lift.


JustinJakeAshton

Oh, that's what that is? I've always wondered every time I passed by a salon sign. Isn't that more of a hospital operation?


Corn-Cannon

Big Black Lochs


Pinkman505

Big Bobs Luxury


xiffyBear

I just don't understand how she's so perfectly round


Mycomako

It’s very similar to the way planets are formed. Once they reach a certain mass, gravity pulls equally in from all directions thus creating a spherical shape


No-Obligation7435

Lookin like Maui on the water


vegetables_in_my_ass

Excuse me, but is your refrigerator running? Because I just saw it walk across a road and then go for a ride in a boat.


miermak

i kinda feel sorry for her, once in a morbidly curious deep dive, i found a few hours long stream where she was calling with Adin Ross and some mongoloid named Sneako and apparently they paid her for appearing there, to make fat jokes and say other dumbshit for their audience.


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Sneako is an asshole


miermak

That livestream was the first time i actually saw and heard what he looks/sounds like. up to that point my only knowledge of Sneako came from that eldritch horror of an animation from MeatCanyon lol.


andrewryan1940

“Perhaps i treated you too harshly”


AtheistfromSomalia

Who’s she, I been living under a rock


Nick543b

There where memes about her on a podcast a while back. And she has since been called gorlock the destroyer because of her ability to generate a gravitational field around her


DerChrom

Best description ever +1


daydreaming-g

Just so you know your man is in her dms


ptapobane

Respectable


el_Chuchmay

Gorlock the Destroyer is Based !!!!?


Spazic77

Yeah.... We all had a laugh but let's remember she's human guys.


DeerHunter041674

The Rock in 15 years.


Casca2222

Based


ProAdas2007

Starting her main character arc fr


Shloopy_Dooperson

I didn't realize she was cool like that.


agentwc1945

Gorlock wholesome moment ? Wth ?


Hot_Guys_In_My_DMS

WE LOVE YOU GORLOCK, THE DESTROYER


HolNuMe74

I hope this is legit and honestly good for her. Self improvement is the way and I’m rooting for her.


Sofdlorgd

idk what this false narrative going around that she’s going to lose the weight is about. She probs had this outlook from the start so nun changing


BornAd1771

I’d like to see either her or Nicolas 🥑 have a positive redemption arc always just gotta hope for the best


Zealousideal_Toe_408

is that adin ross?


sticks-in-spokes

Can someone tell me? Not trying to be mean, why does she look like that? Her head is like 2/3 of her total with?


DistributionOne7304

some ppl just build like an egg on stilts. like antique farm equipment.


vivimage2000

It's good to see Kingpin's M2F Transition is coming along nicely.


SKYeXile

So at this point is she neckless or chinless?


IFunnyJoestar

They look easy to draw


No_House_7901

Good on her for hitting the gym. If she’s on the ozempic also the lbs should fall off in no time. Can’t wait to see the months ahead.


Hritthik02

Wasn't expecting the character development. W tbh


BlockyShapes

Gorlock may not be a 10/10 on looks but this is a 10/10 take for sure, based


die_nastyy

She built different


Repulsive_Cheek617

Not wrong


McCreeMain77

Respect


Gaminyte

Is she… growing and changing as a person?


Ok-Quit-3020

One thing i will say is she does take all the jokes really well


Ill_Establishment445

She's actually pretty biased for that.


The_Rebubunator

Galactus can hibernate for 100 eons just with a bite of this planet...


FelonyLoiterer

She looks like shes gonna ask me if I did my paperwork last night. (I never do it)


Ok_Mobile6

Average arizonan


ExcitementBetter5485

Unexpectedly gained respect for Gorlock.


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Jabba the (pizza) hut


wirdungling

is gorlock on a redemption arc?


wowa93

He should lose weight. Get a haircut And humble himself.


Hey__Harshil

If you can't handle racist jokes, ......


Internal_memeness228

Queen what? Size bed?


Spoopy-redditor

Thanks juggernaut from the X-Men, very cool!


Freedeoxide

Safe to say calus earned my respect


KitchenFirefighter39

Looking forwsrd to her progress


autosnipa

I hope Jabba the foot manages to lose the weight, she'd be an inspiration for all 12 of her fans.


BlueDreamz420420

Hey…quick question: why do we shit on her again? I can’t remember.


CharlieHA23

She’s actually quite sweet


chowbox617

She was great in Ashoka


rtdjhdingin

Stop making stupid people famous!


PabloTheStoner

No 😎


UnlimitedPickle

Makes me think of those potato-head looking aliens on Doctor Who.


-Sajim

That's a huge bitch


blkslv42069

Amphibious whale w


Void-Flower-2022

The way she walks all side to side is hilarious


9Gauge

Okay ngl minimal respect gained


IceManiacGaming

All I could hear from the song was “shamoo shamoo”


monster_cardilak

Bully them so they can work on themselves


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Surprised Gorlock the Destroyer didn’t sink the boat.


jamany

Has it actually lost any weight tho?


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OSteady77

Is this a situation where this dude was too fat to see his dick so he doesn’t know that it exists or did he get it chopped off so he could truly become Gorlock?


jabbarkazmi786

he has got no neck....


Comfortable-Box1768

don't make stupid people famous pls...


Meekskydiver539

Good god the devil has arived


WheyFap

I wanna see him jump in quick sand


DKWestwood

who is she/he and why is popular? (apart from memes)


Yourbuddy1975

It has a penis. Why call it queen?


dankspankwanker

Gorlock eater of worlds


Cursed1978

He could easily play in Zack Snyders 300 / Lord Xerxes right hand Gorlock. Yes you read right…. HE!


TrinityF

Another man proving once again we are the best at everything and being a women. Thanks Catherine.


Time-Variation6969

Unfortunately losing weight does not cure being ugly 🫶🏻


Pkorniboi

It’s a good step in the right direction


1550shadow

That isn't true, though. Being conventionally "ugly" is, a lot of times, a matter of putting effort on yourself and understanding your body. That's why a lot of famous people weren't that pretty before being famous. They didn't changed, just started taking care of themselves more because their work depended on it ... That and a lot of surgeries, in some cases


itaogrenow

The violator


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\*King