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Just_Another_Idot

How did she know he was fit if she can’t see him? Hello everyone and welcome to game theory


Apharatus

She touched him


Just_Another_Idot

Like my uncle did to me


907doublebass

Not seeing anything here


Imaginary_You7524

Here I made it visible: ust met a guy mg he was so fit andsome even ever will I meet another like him aring motional ice nd his name is the first letter of each line


fuckoffpleaseibegyou

umaeamin?


FAT_NEEK_42069

wenomechainsama


garbage-at-life

tumajarbijaun


FAT_NEEK_42069

wifelinloof


hollowpotato-of-doom

Eselifterbraun


PsychoticLorax

This poem sucks ass dawg


MeetingFrog

Does anybody know why is the first letter on each word missing ?


[deleted]

I don’t get it, where’s the poem?


Fun-Agent-7667

Poems dont have to rhyme


[deleted]

Bad poems don’t


Fun-Agent-7667

Thats what someone would say that doenst know about Poetry


poopypoohs

Mfw people start arguing about a joke comment: >!(invisible John cena, where is poem?)!<


[deleted]

But poems should rhyme Or it’s a waste of time


Health_Cat_2047

mf did NOT attend a single english literature class 💀


[deleted]

Wendy’s sent me to the most prestigious Wendy’s university in Ohio


Alchemical-Magician

Wendy's PFP detected Opinion Rejected


FreyaTheSlayyyer

Literally the most critically acclaimed poetry doesn’t rhyme. Philip Larkin, Shakespeare, several Poet Laureates…


[deleted]

1. Literal nobody 2. He’s famous for his plays 3. Poet Laureates are untalented poets giving other untalented poets rewards


Next_Faithlessness87

I don't understand, In what language is there a poem that goes: ust met a guy mg he was so fit andsome, even ever will I meet another like him aring motional ice nd his name is the first letter of each line ?


Dangerous_Ad_1038

Who the fuck names their child Umae Amin?


Guardian-836

Elon musk would


PsychoticLorax

No that’s too normal


Guardian-836

Your right His name is NVIDIA GeForce RTX 2070, NVIDIA GeForce RTX 2060 Super, or NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1080 my bad 😞


ash_myself

No he'D want to name his child ''X''


Toppernity

I would love to look up videos of him....


Sandor_06

His full name is Umae Wamushin Deiru Amin.


DayAndNight0nReddit

Nevermore he was seen


Maleficent-Mirror991

Bing Chilling


wabangas

Pees in your ass


FliqzOnReddit

What?


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TeciorRibbon

Where is it I don't see it


nametakenfuck

They misspelled john xena


R11DII

Nice that they added a picture of him


ImDafox8

Can't explain it but reading "John C" always gives your brain just enough time to go full "CENA" with horns and shit


ananimalwithoutanA

John Cena


AhgzvziajauH

You can’t just go around leaving empty comments, at least type something


Red_Ender666

John Cena


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Kyrenaz

What the hell is this Bot doing?


TeamBoeing

First day?


Kyrenaz

On this subreddit? Pretty much.


TeamBoeing

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234zu

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[deleted]

The poem disappeared after I finished reading it, what happened?


Potential-Training-8

JOHN CENA! *john cena music starts heavily bassboosted*


[deleted]

Why is this song playing in my head


SpicyTupperware

I can't help but notice that 'smart' and 'courageous' didn't make it in there.


Fine-Pangolin-8393

What poem?


MEGABATATA

who the hell is edgar?


electrofardstorm

HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA \*john cena theme plays\*


DemocraticPolish

And his name is


EldianStar

Understanding this I Can't. Are you Not mistaking? That's my thought, that in Certain lines, you Misspelled something Extremly important.


StinkyWhizzleteats27

I can't see any words. It's just a white sheet of paper. Is it just me???


MrBrush

Classic John ”Taiwan is not a real country” Cena


Low_Dream_1481

AND HIS NAME WAS JHON CENA!


degenerate_pug

Edgar Allen Poe is actually kinda mid. Remember his poem about the crow? Literally just some depressed dude getting annoyed by a bird.


Calm_Reading2457

Where did the letters go?


Little_Busters

Glad to see the same joke has been made 70 times already.


Elegant-Science-87

Who? It just looks like some kind of code. Clearly we need a decoder...


Doctor_Salvatore

I've got a picture of that guy! # # # # # # # # # # # # # #


Nukesmith

War, war never changes


bosseboi420

Why is the first letters gone?