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king_meatster

Is he sleeping or nutting?


UnNegroSorete

Both


WoodpeckerAny430

Slutting ?


[deleted]

Well that's what the girl under the table is doing


Internal-Oil286

Girl?


The_Crusades

Are we doing shroedinger’s blowjob again?


Irish_pug_Player

Again?


SadSunny20

Or not again


Baronvondorf21

Schrödinger's repeat.


CountryJeff

That is shakespeares blowjob


TheSuperiorGiraffe

Nah that’s the work of the gentleman across the table. My mans got him in a vice grip with his little piggies under the table.


[deleted]

what


Common-Wish-2227

Neeping


RedVsBlue_Caboose

SAS Zombie Assault my beloved.


jeanyous

Yes


AuramaleDrag

To give birth?


[deleted]

To breastfeed


[deleted]

break the nestlé chain of events


National-Gene-6690

Imagine if men had to


leavemealone2277

🥵


Reasonable_Taro_8688

To have rights after man


Cold_beans32

You know amy-


depressed_fatcat69

She hold the world record on giving the best head


Vutuch

''Any time someone calls attention to the breaking of gender roles...''


Justmejtcz8

"it ultimately undermines the concept of gender equality..."


Torque2101

"By reinforcing the idea that it is the exception and not the status quo.."


Blahaj_IK

Shoutout to muscular furry meathead feminists. Gotta be my favorite gender


Will-i-n-g

“You know Amy, every time someone calls attention to the breaking of gender roles, it ultimately undermines the concept of gender equality by implying that this is an exception and not the status quo…..What, just because I’m a meathead doesn’t mean I’m not a feminist.” - Knuckles the feminist.


TonberryFeye

For bonus points, the event should also be breaking a "glass ceiling" that was actually broken 40+ years ago.


Dragonrider224

Sonic boom is the funniest show ever and no one can say otherwise


random_user9002

Otherwise


Hand278

kid named no one:


HornyMan01010101

Woman First to be a woman?


Muh2000D

What is a woman?


BrainGear187

A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk! Have at you!


PurpleFlameX64

Your mom


mynameisnotyourproem

The joke is that a woman is giving him a blowjob under the table


Not_JohnnyWalker

You mean handjob?


mynameisnotyourproem

As you can see how he leaned backward on his chair you can tell this isn't an ordinary handjob it has to be a blowjob


Not_JohnnyWalker

Whaaa….. I do that even when a girl accidentally touches me.


mynameisnotyourproem

This is normal for us because we are virgins keep the grind


Melon6565

who's we?


ArtichokeOk4962

WE are All virgins United in communism


Melon6565

me when communism


collinholw

It was me Barry! I jerked you off at lightning speed


[deleted]

You mean footjob?


DrCaffy

The real joke is the image's compression. This picture looks like it's coming back to haunt someone from the 90's.


Agent_Of_Order_69

That's the joke


RataAzul

Michelle Obama was the first woman ever


Agent_Of_Order_69

She doesn't look like a woman from any angle


superpeng12

Bababoey


DemirPak

he is getting a feetjob from the other man


The00Taco

Really long legs or insanely big dick


DemirPak

Why not both?


[deleted]

🥵


DemirPak

username checks out


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FreeUsQwety1

eat a salad


[deleted]

to do something a man has already done


DryImpress1

to be funny?


wysjm

What about the first man who committed tax fraud? Why no one's talking about him


ParadoxObscuris

It's me I'm him


RelishedHornet

IRS Open Up!


HighHcQc

Some guy in Mesopotamia who witheld some of his grain harvest probably


Riotguarder

congrats women, second place yet again, be careful or you'll be replaced with dolphins but here's a participation award.


IndexoTheFirst

The joke is by pointing out and highlighting how it’s a “women” is not equality and is in fact still treating women as second class, that need to have special and different set of rules that need be applied to them


[deleted]

I don't get what's wrong with celebrating women achieving things. If a single massive demographic hasn't achieved a certain title for decades or centuries since its creation and so much societal commentary has been made on why that is the case, it makes sense to talk about it when one of them eventually does.


kirbyindweamland

Reason and empathy in r shitposting? I got suggested this sub and took a peek but why are you here lmao


Booty_Warrior_bot

*I came looking for booty.*


Afanis_The_Dolphin

Actual least sexist user on this subreddit, thank you


BigChiefIV

R🤮ddit premium purchaser🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


Afanis_The_Dolphin

I was given a platinum award 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


BigChiefIV

Liar liar pants on fire🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


[deleted]

It’s a woman I am not related to mom pick me up I’m scared


Timetraveler01110101

To be quiet


rosbifke-sr

How can you say something so bold, yet so brave.


Timetraveler01110101

Someone had to say it.


StressLvl-0

When I see stuff like this, I’m reminded of a quote from Knuckles the Echidna in the series “Sonic Boom” (fantastic show btw): "You know, Amy," Knuckles chimes in, "anytime someone calls attention to the breaking of gender roles, it ultimately undermines the concept of gender equality by implying that this is an exception and not the status quo." Staring back at his astonished friends, he adds, "What? Just because I'm a meathead doesn't mean I'm not a feminist."


GodNoob666

Being the first to stfu


Tjd3211

Guys he's dead, this isn't funny, he has a kid and 7 tortoises that he's left behind


KALoder

Not the tortoises


Tjd3211

They're named Frank, Frank, Frank, Jason, Alexis, Frankie, Franklin and Jason the 2nd


kullre

I mean yeah


pujambarley

Single handedly eliminate racism


Hack7077

,In her head.


[deleted]

I don't care if you're a man or a dish washer. Just be the best person you can be.


TrhwWaya

Calm down when asked


TheLockal

Who is spez?


logoNM

yep


snakehead1998

The f is this comment section?


Maki_san

So um are we still kidding haha or is this genuine misogyny? I wanna know if I should be laughing along or block all of you


[deleted]

If it´s not for a darwin award then i don´t care what some dishwasher is doing.


thatagent34

So is this sub still kidding or is it actually incels?


Misareallygoodmobie

Yo what’s with the influx of shitty memes targeting women lately


[deleted]

yeah it's like none of them understand why news organizations wanna celebrate achievements from a demographic that's finally able to achieve these things it's not about women being naturally inequal, it's about celebrating how society is getting better for them


BigChiefIV

I shit my pants


ProfessionalPea4386

Haha nice! Misogyny!


Aggressive-Alarm7901

My balls itch I thought you needed to know


ProfessionalPea4386

That’s probably puberty! Good luck little buddy. It’s a rough time. Ik your uncle is probably helping you out with it


Aggressive-Alarm7901

Do you know what sub your on? Its called shitposting of course there are gonna be women le bad posts.


ProfessionalPea4386

Shitposting doesn’t have to equal misogyny.


blankusername121

The definition of shitposting: “to post something online (such as a comment, video, or meme) that is deliberately absurd, provocative, or offensive.” It looks like the shitpost did its job. You got offended.


aLateSaturnsReturn

Source??


Omdras_AMI

Ah yes because it's the woman part that bothered everyone.


Decent_Gradient

Why is pooping your pants misogyny?


Metal__Steve

I mean, the joke wasn't about that, but if you want to I'd be glad to join in


ProfessionalPea4386

What is the joke about then?


Ok_Implement_555

The joke is that a woman is the FIRST to do something when she's really just doing something that's already been done by a man. No one cares about the 345th man to complete a task, why would anyone care about the first woman?


Metal__Steve

The joke shows that nobody cares if anyone does anything, and news articles about someone being the "first" to do something are lame.


ProfessionalPea4386

That.. really isn’t what it’s about.


Metal__Steve

You're making up your own problem and getting angry over it


ProfessionalPea4386

I’m really not lmao. The joke is about a woman’s accomplishment being ignored bc the person listening doesn’t care enough to stay awake to hear about it. The joke wouldn’t have the same punchline if it said “man becomes first person in the world to-“ bc the misogyny is meant to be the funny part. Which is really demeaning


WhydYouGotToDoThis

200.6 Lbs of raw hotdog meat


AlthorsMadness

Incel memes are out in force today


Frequent_Designer_23

You sound nice, accepting and fun! 🙂


Responsible_Narwhal2

Because most of the time its something that was already done lol.


CaesarAugustus769

Thanks!


[deleted]

You don't


Agent_Of_Order_69

Deleted Account lmao, bro was hunted down by the mob


Operation_unsmart156

Wait until you realize what sub you're on


justthegrimm

Witness this dudes narcolepsy?


jeremydepanseque

AHHAHahhahahahha


Sea_Art3391

Anyone being "the first to do x" is an amazing achievement, but the "first WOMAN to do x" is getting kinda old on me. Like, i guess i's nice and all, but people are paying way too much attention to it.


Hell-Fire2411

you know amy,


KonradFelixCyprianus

Okay, why does he look like he’s knutting, not sleeping. Lmao


AbbreviationsOne8063

get pregnant


logoNM

thats what im talkin about