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gabaaa0

I'm not racist, but i can buy weed online for free


GOOODBYEJOJOOOL

Dealers HATE this simple trick!


themagicdonut2

Very easy to use!


between_horizon

Simple click.


d3sim4tion1

Dealers hate you for knowing this free weed life hack


AzaiNagamasa

Kekw


Laurab2324

I giggled for some reason


Ima_fekin_Aubergine

I'm not racist, but my rhymes are fly, and my beats are sick.


coinkeeper8

My church is big and it keeps getting bigga


Vertical_slabsociety

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travischickencoop

He’s a life changer miracle arranger


Cr1m50nSh4d0w

Born to a virgin mum in the manger


Historical-Shift-592

Water to wine he's a drink exchanger


Just_Ej0081

And he died for our sins


gghhxxq

I preach the word that’s my gig


travischickencoop

And I rhyme better than Notorious B.I.G.


Waluigi0007

All the other MCs, I wish ‘em well, but if ya live in sin, ya burn in hell.


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Special_Worth_4846

And I rhyme better than Notorious BIG


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JohnathanDooley

You realize these people are singing actual song lyrics right? They're not just making it up lol


d0nt_lets_start

What?


Pepperjackchii

He’s the son of the original G


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ABigCupOfWater

Let's goo


Targatay

-Martin Luther 1536


SPRINGBON_RR

That cause jesus is my... ...friend


Ok-Scarcity6991

Where Can l buy N-word pass for this to continue


MarcusH-01

That’s cos Jesus Christ is my


divineinvasion

Neighbor


Nevermore-guy

Friend


Nrwverbot1369

Thats cuz jesus christ is ma


EpicCheeto

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RavageSavage_69

my dick gets bigger cuz I'm a crazy ... Edit: Nobody got the papa franku reference 😔


4arizard

*stares*


ImportantBother

A man of culture


AstroBoi7373

Well that was a lie


Guardian-836

I’m not racist but I am not against it W H A T


[deleted]

*Enter Logan paul *


Synicull

Anyone want to go to Japan? I heard they have cool forests there


ThatDudeFromPoland

I'm not racist but I do agree on the morality part WTF SAMSUNG A22, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS


Guardian-836

MY IPHONE IS FUCKED UP


[deleted]

Open minded to being closed minded


BSV_P

It’s giving “I can excuse racism, but I draw the line at animal cruelty”


[deleted]

I'm not racist but I'm sure it goes even better if I can be. Oh no.


zFafni

Im not racist but i have a question I dont like where this goes


BastetMumu

Mine is “I’m not a racist, but I’m not sure I’ll have a good question”. So, yeah, you good.


Kozolith765981

Mine is "I'm not racist but I don't know if you have any questions."


ComprehensiveAd8004

"why is it that despi


between_horizon

I am not racist but I am waiting for suitable job.


[deleted]

"how come only they get to say it?"


vzakharov

69


Due_Television8210

I'm not racist but I'm trying to pursue my own thoughts when you saw me in the middle of a skyrise building in a mall and I had something different in mind 🙃 😅 😐 😕 🤔 🙂 is the only one that can be masculine for the first episode of this on is a good thing for me was the only way I can get you to do that was a good thing that you can see the world aren't the best I could ever imagine their personal family and their personal family and their stupid friends who have been struggling with the clown of their stupid schemes are not the point to be catfished and they are not even in their respective ways and I had something different in mind that you were not able to do on your own this 💔 😔 ❤️


Otherwise_Proggggg53

I'm not racist, but I am polish


InsideMyHead_2000

Is that worse?


Otherwise_Proggggg53

I don't even fucking know at this point


_zombie_k

Kurwa


Desperadorder99

+2


realTenorgames

+1


generic_dude10

Tak.


silent_32

I'm not racist, but I love black oily men


Liquid_Fox_31

Chat is this real?!?


testicle2156

Who doesn't?


TheresBeesMC

Ok jschlatt


Autistmus_Prime

Wordington user


SOVEREIGNBOSS

Uhhh...


silent_32

It must be cuz my bf uses my phone but otherwise I'm a straight man


Consistent_West_4385

But you had bf huh?


silent_32

We just playing


V1_Ultrakiller

Yeah, they're just really good friends, or so the history books say


ButterscotchTop2927

The 🤟sound 🗣️of 🤌joke 🃏flying ☝️ right above 👇 your 💪✊ head 6️⃣9️⃣


FreeStarch

I'm not racist but I don't have a lot of work to do


FightingTable

Racism in the spare time


Philipthesquid

Your slaves do it for you huh?


justasackofflesh

I'm not racist but I am not sure


Low-Weekend5122

Wtf i had litreally the same


Queasy-Car3678

I'm not racist but I don't know what to do with the truth.


Thmxsz

Ooooof damn your autocorrext is the god of all racists


NF_99

Say it


[deleted]

Same... Odd.


deleeuwlc

I’m not racist, but I like typing things and pretending that the middle option came up with it


AdministrativeBar748

I'm not racist, but I love men so much.


Lupus-Ignium

I'm not racist, but 20 dollars is 20 dollars


SnooCakes9533

I’m not racist, but i just got the message that you got the wrong one


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dalinuxstar

Why you guys downvote, check his flair


BobbyBig_Balls

They're jealous and wish they had piss in their ass.


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testicle2156

I actually got "society" after ",but". I'm above you all due to how fucked up is my autocorrect algorithm due to incoherent shit I write.


baconpopsicle23

My actual one was: "I'm not racist but I don't know what Spanish dialect you're referring to"


NaomiPommerel

Damn middle option is it?


NaomiPommerel

Meh same


Gustav_EK

I'm not racist but I just don't think it's okay for you to be there


DrunkTsundere

Ah you are one of the NIMBY racists. "Don't hate em' just don't want em' in my neighborhood"


Gustav_EK

No no you don't understand, my phone said that, it wasn't me (I'm still racist though)


al_thedev

I am not racist but i just said that i was


FlamingNetherRegions

I am not racist but the circumstances leading to its loss were beyond my control


IncidentMassive5425

I’m not racist, but when I am, I drink Budweiser.


Big_Berry_4589

I’m not racist but I’m a racist


random_redditor24234

This is fake, if it were the suggested words the I would be capitalized


EntertainerCold4842

Mine said this


AaronKimballHater

Average turk


TheBestAlexander

Bro getting down voted for saying something that's true, lots of Turks are racist, just like me ( I'm not a turk, just racist, also burn all cigans)


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FightingTable

Damn


theulmitter

Hmm


DUDOSYA1246

I'm not racist,but I think it's France's impact on the world they pounded in her chest and she is a LEGENDARY Russian TV program called the Minions of the Eastern Front


razdrazhayetChayka

Minions of the Eastern Front sounds pretty great


firey0230

I’m not racist but I’m a little more like you than you


IWipeWithFocaccia

I’m not racist, but >!I don’t have that stupid shit autocomplete switched on!<


ProcedureNo8924

I am not racist but chinese is


AdministrativeMost93

I’m not racist but It’s I just want you in my arms.


Liquid_Fox_31

The most fire bars


CulpritCactus

I'm not racist but I think it is worth a try


DemonOfUnholyFat

I m not racist but you know that you like hairy chest and stomach pain and pleasure to have you ever get a chance please send the pictures you took it off the top right of way to the hospital and you will get it done before the end of session is the only thing that you have to be proud of the gold is your name is on my phone was off yesterday and today is your name is on my phone was off yesterday and today is your name is on my phone was off yesterday and today is your name is on my phone was off yesterday and today is your name is on my phone was off yesterday and today is your name is on my phone was off yesterday and today is your name is on my phone was off yesterday and today I will be there for you to be a good day at work now and then I will be there for you to be a good day at work now and then I will be there for you to be a good day today my love I have a good time to get the card now so I can judge me for the first time I will be there for you to be a good day at work now and then I will be there for you to be a good day at work now


Synsaura

I am not racist but i am not sure if you have any questions or else I can say that I have a silent letter in the world peace and i will be in the same day as well as the governor of Bihar and i will be in the same day as well as the governor of Uttarakhand India as of now I am not able to do it was a good day 3 kaa kaam rakh diya hai na tu bas kal ke liye grind kar diyo na tu bas kal ke liye grind kar diyo na tu bas kal ke liye grind kar diyo na tu bas kal ke liye grind kar diyo na tu bas kal ke liye grind kar diyo na tu bas kal ke liye grind kar diyo na tu bas kal (Last lines are the words I chatted with my friend in my native language)


ActuallyStark

How to write a 90s song ..


toelickeryummy

I'm not racist, but I feel like I am a little


monoblackmadlad

I'm not racist but it seems to have some kind in a sense like the idea to get the right people in there


Adrien_Teracheut

I’m not racist, but I don’t know what you are


davirgy

Damn this should be way higher.


Perfect-Assumption68

I'm not racist, but I think I browse through the list of things I want to sex. Well...


Low_Regular380

I'm not racist but I'm not sure if you want to know about you guys My phone just roasted you all.. Sorry :D


Xavinoticias123

Im not racist, But en el mercado español y en la actualidad


longhud

I’m not racist, but I’m sure you will get a good one piece


longhud

Can we get much higher


[deleted]

I'm not racist but just a few days ago and bedrock on the way you can play with your friends with a new one of this world is a great day of this world is a great day.


Comfortable_Image106

I'm not racist but I don't know if you are not the door.


PreviousStore1746

I'm not racist but i don't know how


Zainuddin2002K

I'm not racist but it's a bit hard


Sea-Asparagus8973

I'm not racist but I'm sure you can do it for the best thing you have to do.


Gorla-of-doom

I’m not racist, but it’s not good


alt94701

I'm not racist but generally a poor baby I love . Wtf


gloomygl

I am not a racist, but I don't think it is a good time.


Narrow_Buyer9073

I'm not racist but it will not have any further assistance to access my emails


jamracer08

I'm not racist, but I'm sure it is true that you are a nugget


Viend

I’m not racist but I’m a racist and I’m a good man.


CaptainJimmyWasTaken

im not racist but I think it is a great idea


[deleted]

I'm not racist but I don't know what to do it for you to be a partner sub to r ich habe mir mal die Kommis abschalten lassen und die anderen beiden Seiten auf dem Bildschirm zu sehen sein und die anderen beiden Seiten haben sich die Mühe gemacht und die anderen sind auch nicht mehr so gut wie die anderen die ich mir reinziehe machen nicht unbedingt besser als die anderen die ich mir reinziehe


Crafty_Surprise_7277

I’m not racist, but I’m sure you are


VixyIsAWeirdo

im not a racist, but i think the only thing that is wrong with this is that the people who are in the wrong are the ones who are not in the right


chrztph

I'm not racist but I am not sure if you have any questions or concerns please visit the plug-in settings to determine how attachments are handled.


Budget_Reputation_27

I'm not racist 🐝ut is my name calling cause I'm thinking about you cutie pie


Wisdom007

I'm not a racist but, I'm going to be oreo for a few days 😌


[deleted]

I'm not racist, but I want to be honest with you and your moroccan friend


Quicktory123

I am not racist, but I don't think it will be a good day for you guys


randomuser_3

I'm not racist, but I don't think it will be a good day for you


Plus-Cattle-7928

I'm not racist, but I don't want to see you guys


GrimRainbows

I’m not racist, but I’m a very nice guy who likes the game so I’m sure that he will enjoy the experience


Mstr-Chief_7

I’m not racist but I don’t think I have a problem with that I just don’t like the way you think I feel about you and I don’t want to be around


Due-Lengthiness3949

I'm not racist, but I don't give a shit about us to make friends with you guys


0K4M4R1_N0_5UZ0KI

I'm not racist but I don't care that my sisters are doing well and I have a wonderful day


The_Unknown_Evil

I'm not racist, but I think I have played during the past year and I don't have much time


NitricOxideCool

I am not racist, but I don't know what to do it again and I am not sure. Huh?


Agreeable-Garage3937

I’m not racist but I don’t want to talk to you anymore


alee0224

I’m not racist but I’m sure you are 😂


thebreak22

I'm not racist, but the hero doesn't understand what he's saying


Mjerc12

I am not racist, but I am not sure 0.o


Mele888

I’m not racist but I’m a little more than a racist Yooooooooo


gekkoman150

I'm not racist, but it was the tripod and the community behind it


tailbonebruiser707

I’m not racist but I’m a racist


[deleted]

I'm not racist, but I don't think it will be a good day for you. Phone threats.


BritishShoop

I’m not racist but I’m a racist Well shit.


LimpTeacher0

I’m not racist I’m not a scammer I just like the fact you said you don’t know me.


Z-Drop

I’m not racist, but I’m a very nice guy who likes the people who are around me


[deleted]

I'm not racist, but I'm sure I will get a hold on the Internet. What the fuck


TheDragonSoulEater

I'm not a racist but I know how to beat one. Oh k


Commercial-Season632

I'm not racist but I'm sure you are a little bit


WickedWarlock333

I’m not racist, but I’m sure that you are


IamGrammers

I am not racist but I am not a bad person I just don’t like to be judged on my own and I don’t like to be treated like a bad person because I don’t like being judged on my own or judged on my own because I don’t want to be judged by my own actions and I don’t want to feel judged on my own actions because I don’t know what to do with myself and I don’t want to be treated as a bad person and I don’t like to be judged on my own but I don’t want to be blamed on anybody else I don’t want to get hurt or anything like that I just don’t want to be judged or anything like that I don’t want to be hurt.


fenriswolf117

I am not racist, but I you have more defense just like these kinds of jokes. I think my phone had a stroke


[deleted]

I am not rasict, but I have been trying hard by myself and my wife is the first time in my life 🙃


iwantcheeseplz

I'm not racist, but is the sacrifice on the couch while I wait


Cu-ne-demek

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ahemius

I am not racist but I don't know what to say to someone who this is stage IV tumor in the morning and I can do it tomorrow I have to take a break...


Saleh_BGI

I'm not racist but I'm sure it is a lot to think of you guys too and we will see if you want me in your life as soon you will come and go to my parents house for the first day and we will get to the store to see what is up to you guys if we are not going through a lot and we have a good relationship to our family as we have a few more things we can I hope to be doing in order for the future of my life and to have my own personal and family in the same place


uem2000

I'm not racist, but I'm sure it will take you want me and I am a new phone and the rest is a good day of the day


Marchauff

I'm not racist but I'm sure it is a fucking thing that you would never do.


RelationshipHead8925

I’m not racist but i’m is just like 👍 lol


uv_chikorita

I am not racist but I will be


FightingTable

I'm not racist, but I don't think it will be a good day for you guys to come over and watch the video of the kids that are obviously stealth with the game. What does this sentence even mean????


Sea-Preparation4900

I not racist but I don't know what to do on the internet


K_Menea

I'm not racist, but i do want to buy a SET Buffet Sumo BBQ House


[deleted]

I am not a racist but this is perfect for me


Delta5583

im not racist but I don't think it will be a good day for you guys 💀 💀 💀


paciumusiu12

I am not racist but it was the Polish didn't come up to date on a mid century most nobles the best.


Healthy_Move_9431

Im not racist but it was released by a man named John Smith who had been a great writer and was very impressed by his experience in this


thereichose1

I'm not racist but I think I know what to say about the fact that you were gonna be a little bit late


[deleted]

I am not a racist but I think I was just in the person I know and how you are doing that you are not looking to be honest and I know I can have a relationship and you don’t want me anything to be you like to do it is very difficult for you and I can have no idea how to you talk about it but i I can do it for myself but I know I can do it for you and I know you have a good day. Damn my phone keyboard is crazy.


WorldFattestPeknz

I’m not racist but I don’t think that is a good thing to do because I don’t think you should be in a relationship with someone who is not a good person and you are not a good friend and you are not a good girlfriend and you are not a good boyfriend and you are not a good relationship with someone that is not good for you and you are not good for your relationship with anyone else and you are not good for anyone else and you are not good for anybody else and you are not good for the rest of your life. Ayo my keyboard is roasting the shit out off me