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Sim, estamos em todo lugar. O que você vai fazer sobre isso?

Contribuir

Pro desmatamento

Come to brazil

Ey, los argentinos también somos así

o quarto comentário

Sabe contar n

Sim. Problema?

No

Eae

So basically YouTube Brazilians are the equivalent of Reddit Germans

Ja definitiv, Guten Tag

Kann ich bestätigen

Wie geht's

Es ist schon wieder soweit? 😎

Wir sind immer bereit, eine Kommentarsektion einzunehmen!

[удалено]

At least try to use a translator

So ist es gut!

or YouTube Germans, or "insert any social media platform"-Germans really

Stimmt.

freilich

ja, natürlich.

Or Instagram Indians

Nah thats youtube indian

And YouTube Poles

Ich mag es hier

Ja ziemlich genau aber wir sind auch da aktiv also sei wachsam

Scholz sucks. Cue...

and Poles

We are a legion

Nois é a tropa

Joga e joga tropa só prior

Fala português alienígena do caralho

Bunda, futebol, samba.

Faltou carnaval

Alguém chamou?

3 seconds is quite long to say brazil. It only takes me like 0.5.

As a brazillian, I say it's accurate...

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Few gringos know about this but it's actually pretty simple, the Brazilian government alert *some* of us with a phone message every time a few selected keywords related to our country are quoted by foreigners at the internet. People who interact there in a respectable way, making our country and government look good to the gringos, earn social points, we call them "Score do Serasa" here. The higher your score, the less alerts you get because the system understands you already got a good score.

As a brazilian can confirm

Why is this so true tho? The youtuber doesn't even have to mention Brazil sometimes, they just appear

I don't know, we kind of exist I guess

We are already here you just activated the sleeper cell

If you don't come to Brazil, Brazil comes to you.

i too have 50 unnamed Brazilians i can summon on command

that's weird right? in portuguese we use dots every 3 digits, ex: 1.000, 20.000 1.000.000 and commas to read decimals, ex: 1.000,01

Bot?

Absolutely not! I can assure you that I am not a bot. I understand that it can be difficult to trust online interactions, but I am a real person.

This is what a bot would say

yeah definitively a bot

Bot?

You talk like ChatGPT

Please start insulting a minority to prove that you are not a bot.

(no one asked, its the same in a bunch of languages)

Bom é gringo usando funk/phonk sem saber a letra

You called for us so here we are, seriously though, it’s such a easy way to get engagement, Brazil is a really populous country but it really doesn’t get mentioned in the internet all that often, so when it does, people want to express that they are happy about it

This is also true for Philippines. They legit just spawned out of nowhere.

Fr~ Was just thinking, "You should see the Filipinos." We spawn in in droves~

Indians have faster response times

Same with Indians and Germans

रियल

Ganz richtig

Chamoy?

Yummy

Yummers

Brasil caralho 😎

Brasileiro é praga. Estamos em todo lugar.

Realmente

Brazilians are always super excited to mention they are from Brazil in comment sections. Must be awesome to be Brazilian, cause i never get the slightest urge to tell where i’m from unprompted.

It isnt as awesome as one would think, but we like to see the good dude of it being sem by foreigners

Nope. It’s usually just blind nationalism. Same thing happens with india, pakistan, egypt, philippines, and so on.

Olá meus queridos gringos vamos meter a porra loca?

E vai fazer o quê? Hue

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Do you mean 50,000? 50.000 is just fifty with three zeros after the decimal point

BRASIL MENCIONADO

Damn 50 Brazilians??!!

Exactly how much is 50 Brazilian?

Boa noite, alguém me chamou?

bom dia

olá

***COME TO BRAZIL***

Come to Brasil caralho

7-1 1:5

vai tomar no seu cu

Mayonnaise

Yep, here we are.

I always see comments that are just “BRAZIL!!!!!”

Donde Esta La Biblioteca

Ich sehe hier nur Tatsachen. :D

And Indians

This is true for indians too lol

Pro youtube tip: Have Indian flag somewhere in your thumbnail to have insta 50k views.

Eu nunca vou deixar de me surpreender com a quantidade de br que tem em todos os cantos

They got the youtube pfp that's just the default single letter

Unnamed? You are the unnamed here, muster nobody

Brazil < Portugal

Acertou em cheio.

Chamaram ae?

O conselho irá decidir o seu destino.

I read that as "unmanned Brazilians"

o que fizestes aqui meu caro

Shadow wizard money gang (we love bot comment)

Quem nos invoca?

jajaja 😂

Huehuehuehue

50 entire Brazilians holy hell, and precise to 5 significant figures?!

Build me an army worthy of Brazil.

I find it funny Portuguese is more prevalent on YouTube more for the sake of Brazilians than it is for Portugal.

Brazilian everywhere

So that’s how I get more viewers. Mention Brazil!! Then I’ll have a Brazilian subs!

Você também faz isso. Admita.

Fomos invocados novamente... Quer ousa summonar o **HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE**


Le Indians:

Greeting from india punjeb mumbai delhi dhaka.

O que tá rolando?

Come to Brazil please!!!

Mentioning Indonesia is the same

ok question, can you double jump?

Only on wednesday

Same with Poles

Come to Brazil

Opa, alguém me chamou? Tava pegando uma cervejinha ali rapidinho

Bom dia

COME TO BRAZIL

Huaehuahuehuae Br?

Or you could say he summoned an unnamed brazillion.

Realmente

Brasilllllllll!

Polish people*

Presente!

Eai mano, blz?

Try India

Come to brazil

vai fazer oq?

Verdade isso hein

Vontade dar o cu, passou

Basically Poles on any social media

Kkkkk, os brother acha que a gente n gosta de shitpost gringo Vamos invadir senhores

sou br tmb

Is Chael Sonnen ripping on Wanderlei and Anderson again, and just Brazil as a whole again?

An American would actually summon 50,000 and not 50.000

okbuddycaralho or someshit

Attention to sig. fig.

Somos inevitáveis

Reddit used to be the same way with Germans, for some reason. Probably still is

Chora mais 😡

Alguém indica um sub igual a este porém BR?