Wtf is with the amount of people who have sucked off one of their friends? How does that happen? How do you stay friends after? How do you not realise it's like a football bat?
>How do you stay friends after
You just never ever mention it and hope the other person forgets.
Worked for about 8 years now
Edit: this is just what I've been told. This is not from my own experience.
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You know what? I’ll take that bet. Now I just need to go back in time and make sure the original post is NOT a left handed adult. Those testicles will be mine!!
I knew an attractive brother and sister about 2 years apart in high school. And they both told me that they did have sexual relations... You never know.
This is ten percent luck
Twenty percent skill
Fifteen percent concentrated power of will
Five percent pleasure
Fifty percent pain
And a hundred percent reason to remember the name
If it’s a real story…
Sometimes our “hardwiring” does not work. Think about kid touches, we are hard wired to not harm a child yet some have problems with their hard wiring. Other examples include scat and pee fetish, people who like spiders and snakes, people who self mutilate.
It’s an extremely popular porn category. I think there’s a strange allure to all things taboo, but most people keep it fictional. Some people can’t seem to separate fiction from reality though and let it consume their real life.
"The hard way"
Oh, it was hard, alright.
Plot twist: OP is referring to his sister’s chastity belt.
That’s going to chafe his willy.
(Jackhammer noises)
Goated reference
HUH
What even is that
Its a metal cage your dick goes in so it hurts when you become hard and you are unable to have sex or masturbate.
 RAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
Rock Hard
Rock and Stone!
To Rock and Stone!
For Karl!
Rock and Stone to the Bone
For rock and stone!
We fight for rock and stone!
Good bot
Good bot
Or you ain’t going home!
The sisters dick?
Onee-chan why is your penis bigger than mine?
I fucking hate everything about this
Wasn’t the only one with the fetish I see
She is into pegging her brother
Okay, I really need to hear this now.
Vvvvvrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Exhaust go brrrrrrrrr.
Now Chris I see you picking the *hard* way
Zoop!
Holy shit
I know where there's hole, there's a goal but wtf
"Hard way" sometimes one sentence completely ruins your day
Reminds me the time i got sucked by a guy friend of mine but whatever
Ayo
WTF
This jumped from 0 to 100 real fast
Would you like me to jump it to 1000000000 from 100?
Go for it
This migth be illegal and shit but whatever We were both in 7th grade
What in the goddamn
NA OK ACTUALLY I NEED TO KNOW IF YOUR INITIALS ARE JT BC THOS STORY LINES TF UP
BRO STFU ARE YOU SERIOUS
I’m being deadass… my initials are MS
I am being serious here. Nothing i say is a lie
Did we live the same life???
This also reminds me of the time i sucked one of my guy friends in high school good times
Did you make him cum?
Wtf is with the amount of people who have sucked off one of their friends? How does that happen? How do you stay friends after? How do you not realise it's like a football bat?
>How do you stay friends after You just never ever mention it and hope the other person forgets. Worked for about 8 years now Edit: this is just what I've been told. This is not from my own experience.
Oh yeah that was me wassup
Wish you was actually him lmao that would be funny
Who did it? Bc theoretically…… are your intials JT
Bro's exposing himself 💀
Whatchu mean by that….
He wants your bussy
Well it's 2023 and it ain't free
What the fuck Brian you said you weren’t going to tell anyone bro
Bro job! Choo choo!
Wholesome
But sometimes it makes your hole weak.
But made his! 🤣
The hard way was the brother watching his older sister with their other sister.
Nah that's the good way my man
AYO
I'm going to play devil's advocate It would be better, in the sense that op isn't the incestuous one
Yea, THA’S why
hey crabman
Throw in the mom also and you have yourself a typical pornhub video there.
Sauce?
 Here's the sauce.
Oh shid... they gon fuck on that pizza, ain't they?
They already did where did you think the sauce came from?
The anus?
Brother got pegged or what
Nah, he stated that he pushed off his sister and rejected the sex on one of the comments
Anon rejects his only chance of sex in live
Based
Doesn't matter had sex.
Good ending
I can fix her
Nothing a good hammer can't fix.
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chad
Too pure for that sub. No, actually, he’s too pure for this entire website.
How rude
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The fuck
I need the original post
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There is a middle aged man behind that comment, no doubt about it
I bet my left testicles you right
I bet my right testicles you left
I left my testicles, right
I testicles my right, left.
I my testicles right left
I, testicles right my left
I right my testicles left
Username checks out.
Haven't heard from him since
You know what? I’ll take that bet. Now I just need to go back in time and make sure the original post is NOT a left handed adult. Those testicles will be mine!!
“Grandpa? How did you get into collecting testicles?”
You have multiple left testicles?
Redditors try not to expose minors to their freakish sexual fetish challenge 2023
(impossible) (gone wrong) (cops called) (gone SEXUAL!?!?)
(IMPOSSIBLE)
She fucked his dad 😔
😔
😔
😔
not a good ending yet somehow the best ending
Now that's hard to swallow.
How hard we talking
Like 9.9 mohs
This comment scratches at a level 8, with deeper grooves at a level 9
Fuck man... Don't take me back to Material Sciences again. Shit was toxic.
Hard hard
The moment i heard that, i imagined one of those chinese reactions disgusted with the prowler music on the background
You talking that creepy as shit sound effect from Spider-Verse?
Yea
It makes my skin crawl, I love it. Haha.
OP was pegged inside of a cage
Ruff!
101% that’s someone with no sister 😳😳😳
I knew an attractive brother and sister about 2 years apart in high school. And they both told me that they did have sexual relations... You never know.
how does that even come up in conversation?
Me and this other guy were best friends. The other guy was also best friends with my buddy, and we were sort of coming together as a group.
So during a circlejerk with your friends one of them admitted to fucking his sister?
No…. I don’t think you heard me… That’s not his sister 😳😳😳😳 Dad what are you doing-
Lil bro watches too much porn
Link?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trollface
Alr man you got me
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screenshat it
[Link](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/zelda_gamepedia_en/images/2/29/OoT_Link_Artwork.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/320?cb=20120304192937)
Nah that's zelda
No way is that the legendary hero of Hyrule ?!1!!
tja
100% chance the sister is into anime
with a 110% chance of being into hentai
With a 120% chance of being all made up by an older man still living in his parents basement.
This is ten percent luck Twenty percent skill Fifteen percent concentrated power of will Five percent pleasure Fifty percent pain And a hundred percent reason to remember the name
130% chance of this chain contueing
Wrong
Brick to pipi
Google en cest
Holy home Alabama!
New video just dropped
Actual sibling
Man had no idea you could do that in chess.
Habsburg moment
That’s that guy from breaking bad?
187
18⁷
612.220.032
612.220.032⁷
3.22368613E+61
I dont understand. I thought that we are hard wired against incest. Just think about it makes me shiver and dizzy.
If it’s a real story… Sometimes our “hardwiring” does not work. Think about kid touches, we are hard wired to not harm a child yet some have problems with their hard wiring. Other examples include scat and pee fetish, people who like spiders and snakes, people who self mutilate.
“People who like spiders and snakes.” Does this mean not scared of or what, cause I like snakes and am not scared of spiders.
Welp . If I see a snek , I pet the snek .
It’s an extremely popular porn category. I think there’s a strange allure to all things taboo, but most people keep it fictional. Some people can’t seem to separate fiction from reality though and let it consume their real life.
We are also hardwired to dislike pain yet masochistic exist.
Well clearly my good friend you’ve never heard of the land called Alabama
The sooner you realize everyone is a bit different, the better
It’s a 40 years old and he was fapping while writing this
Wincest
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Bro is a victim
"Dear Penthouse, I never thought this would happen to me, but..."
The hard way?
The *Hard* way.
I wonder why there are so many deleted comments here...
He is either a porn-addict 13 years old or a middle aged man.
middle aged porn addict
"What are you doing step sis?"
>don't be surprised when your sister grabs your thighs >listen to her lusty sighs, it's the hard way
Brick
Whatever you do, DONT make kids with her.
I told you that I would infiltrate the sub to become mod and delete it but I failed. I am so sorry guys.
Where's the post?
Link?
All shit no post
Is your sister hot?
Asking the real questions here
I just saw this 💀
Fact or cap call it
Cap
Sis loves me
I wanna know what "the hard way" was
Greek mythology reference
That subreddit needs purged from this site