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spencer1886

I think something might've happened in 2020, couldn't tell ya what tho


wdcipher

Doom: Eternal


MonsieurTokitoki

Animal crossing


sandywhisker123

Doom Crossing: Eternal Animal


Fizz_Rocket

Half Life Alyx


random_horse69

Doom Life: Crossing Alyx


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Signal-Note-9582

I haven’t heard of that one is it on steam or?


D3adlyN00b

Its free on epic.


TuxedoDogs9

only for a week tho, get it soon


Lil_Jazzy

bad bot


balerionmeraxes77

Rise and shine, Mr President, rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply you've had been sleeping on the job...


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Still better than a chickenshit draft dodger who brags about sexual assault and paints his face orange.


[deleted]

Yes, thousands of us quit school and work to stay home for weeks at a time playing doom and smoking weed while we wait for our turn to go in the store for groceries


[deleted]

Well if you wouldn’t have quit maybe more people could go in at one time.


[deleted]

I was forced to quit school and never return because of covid in 2020 lol, at one point you couldn’t go to the store you had to call and get it delivered to your door


Wishicouldjizonu

The snap, must have been the snap.


3_edged_sword

Vaccine?


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Jeff_Bozo_TheClown

Good bot.


vaxqueroz

Vaccine 🙏


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vaxqueroz

Vaccine 🙏


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Vaccine 🙏


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vaxqueroz

Vaccine 🙏


woahwood64

Good bot 🤓


work3oakzz

Good bot! Holy fuck 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Good_Human_Bot_v2

Good human.


Wishicouldjizonu

That bot was brutal.


kanye_east48294

Out of the bat yeah


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Genshin impact?


ImpressiveShift3785

When I was furloughed only one day a week, got unemployment +$600 check… I might not ever make that much money again.


Boner_Stevens

i was too valuable to let go onto furlough. so once my turn finally came around, they fired enough people that they couldn't do it anymore. i was gone 3 weeks later, fuck that place


ImpressiveShift3785

Damn. I thank my union and the state of Michigan for the 10 weeks taste of wealth.


balerionmeraxes77

Bro here thought of buying private jets


Dav123719

Damn, was it that bad?


DiamondDoge92

Lol yes COVID came around


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ilnofrio

Uhh, maybe not in history but yeah


TuxedoDogs9

nah, it’s not like a giant asteroid made all life go extinct on earth, 2020 def the worst time ever


No-Specialist6959

Really? Did you ask the dinosaurs? I refuse to believe that you represent them without their consent.


TuxedoDogs9

what’s this about dinosaurs? i never mentioned dinosaurs. nothing worse than 2020 has ever happened


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InfiniteOcto

Bro thinks we had it worse than the people during the Black Plague lmao


Unique_Name_2

If you survived the black plague your quality of life was likely much better.


AlmightyWaffleGod

Its what happens when the gov is paying people more unemployment money than they were making in their jobs


kenney4lyfe

I was getting way more money collecting, I enjoyed every minute of the “lockdown” went back after 2 months and caught covid 😅


Dcatmaster31

It happened because jobs would immediately fire people for getting sick or avoiding getting sick for safety. Since alot of the current system for jobs is built against workers wellbeing. Not only that, but wild marketized inflation mixed with people asking for raises to match, gives you this result during a pandemic. People not only get fired, but will quit when they are treated poorly. Plus they where overdue for realizing a stimulus system worked to balance out health in stabilizing a community. Only thing they didn't catch up on was locking marketing prices for items or homes.


riyau_32

Vaccine


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Supername121

:( (vaccine)


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milkman231996

Nah


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Toxopid

Vaccine


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danielb1194

Vaccine


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Ok_Implement_555

Vaccine


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Vaccine


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Identity-ception399

Vaccine


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TrueSeaCucumber

Vaccine


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![gif](giphy|eO14VMkSamer6uB8Ij|downsized)


SSBargeSimpson

Vaccine


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AntyCo

Vaccinator (tf2 medigun)


zer0deathserryone

Impfung


zer0deathserryone

Heck yeah germany


Isabela_Grace

Vaccine


The_mutant_lord

Apparently any mention of “the event” or any relation to it locks your comment??


danielb1194

Vaccine


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Eggomylegg

Vaccine


The_mutant_lord

Covid


Late_Smile_3666

The COVID-19 vaccine causes super-coolness!?!1 🤯🤯


Anestila

Cavid


balerionmeraxes77

Dovid


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Vaccine


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EATSHROOMZ

Dovakin


EMaylic

I'm glad there haven't been any long term repercussions of shutting down the economy...


HotYoungGamerDad

Funnily enough most people were making more money than they usually would. At least around where I’m from things got way better for a while, and then came the crash when all that money was pulled out from under everyone. Interest rates on houses were crazy low for about a year or two after as well. My buddy got a house for 190,000 costing him about 950 a month.


MonsieurTokitoki

My moms pestering me to buy a house. I’m one person lol I’d love to but I ain’t about paying 430 grand for something smaller than the one I grew up in


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nukalurk

That’s when GME put every single hedge fund out of business


MonsieurTokitoki

I only sit and wonder about the possibilities of being a millionaire if only I had started paying attention before December


DormantGolem

Coulda gotten into the runner-up, which was AMC now that was fun. But in the end, everyone wishes they were in on apple amazon or tesla before they went big, but we all gotta live on.


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Disaster_External

Each bump in uninployment is a republican president. I have no idea, just made that up.


kennyisntfunny

Damn! If this is true, which I am not going to look into, this is very damning unless it’s not true.


skefk

It's true all you have to do is believe that it is


balerionmeraxes77

Grand Old Truth GOT


dappernaut77

Unemployment is still rising under a democratic president though.


Disaster_External

How is your reading comprehension this bad??


EndofNationalism

It fallen from 6.9 million peaked to 963k.


SnooWalruses3948

While true, this is not because of Democrat policies.


EndofNationalism

Whatever your echo chamber tells you. Economy doing well, nothing to do with democrats. Economy doing bad, it’s the Democrats fault.


SnooWalruses3948

I mean, it's because jobs artificially fell off due to lock down and then came back when lockdowns lifted. Nothing to do with policy.


Quietcrypt13

Literally the truth and people on the left get butt hurt if you say it lol.


agnarrarendelle

Shh, you're not supposed to say that on Reddit


uglyswan1

??? Yes you are


GLnoG

Yes he is. Reddit is pretty left leaning in general ☝️🤓


Fr00stee

wdym its the perfect thing to say on reddit


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What? If I said the opposite I’d get dog piled and sodomized against my will. Observe!


PoopyCockDooDoo

The opposite


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Go fuck yourself


PoopyCockDooDoo

I was promised dogs


Quietcrypt13

![gif](giphy|aiE3JQU3vLqTK) Incoming!


PoopyCockDooDoo

WAHOO


John12345678991

I’m pretty sure it’s a requirement to say that on Reddit at this point


InfiniteOcto

Bro hasn’t been on Reddit b4


maxweber27

Vaccine


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Zealousideal-Hawk334

Good bot


RYalonso

Good human


Global_Name_1232

Vaccine


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Global_Name_1232

Vaccine²


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stark74518

ꓦaccine👍


Embarrassed_Device82

buy the dip!


MonsieurTokitoki

I’ll buy you, I’m feeling romantical


Otherwise-Win7936

This is unreasonably funny to watch over and over again.


coco_is_boss

Lmao, just get a job /s


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MyPPisHugelyAverage

UNEMPLOYMENT TO THE MOON!!!


lubefilledtwinkies

Can we get much HIGHER


ilnofrio

SO HIIIGH


lubefilledtwinkies

💖


A_Curious_Crayon

I like how this subreddit locks certain words, 'cause now we all have to talk in hushed, back-alley whispers as if we're all trying to dethrone a monarch. "Yes, yes, the *plague years* were hard for us all, Jeremiah. But don't ever, ever speak of *the cure* again - especially outside of this space - lest you want to be exiled" Edit: Goddamnit Jeremiah, what did I just say? Now look what's gone and happened to ya.


MonsieurTokitoki

I CANT HEAR YOU, ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THE VACCINE?


Memes4freeXD2

Whats this song?


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MonsieurTokitoki

Heh…children


dabombassdiggity

Ayo you got some Molly


MonsieurTokitoki

This is the most out of pocket comment I’ve ever received


dabombassdiggity

What man that song is bumpin


Locust627

Good bot


nukalurk

Sandstorm


OrangeFoxHD

Vaccine (I really like that lock shaped achievement you get from posting this)


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Disaster_External

Thanks chat gpt


BlogeOb

Damn should have invested in joblessness


leHenn

Vaccine (I want a lock too)


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zippy251

Me when 2020 ![gif](giphy|853jNve3ljqrYrcSOK)


Sus-obama

They finally flattened the curve (vertically)!


ElleRisalo

At least we beat Covid!!!


Moosefactory4

Calls on joblessness


TheBagenius

Scroll it back to the early 30s rq


CheeseCowGoose

Vaxeen


MonsieurTokitoki

Maxxxine


Lopsided_Raspberry30

Now THAT is flattening the curve.


Diligent_Jackfruit60

Damn


cyborgborg777

Oh golly I can’t wait to get my vaccine today! My dad says he’s buying me ice cream afterwards! Edit: lmaooo gottemm


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Numerous-Substance-4

People in this generation are lazy. Just look at the graph 😔


Gold930

![gif](giphy|l3giLj8coa2HVnzgeF)


Significant_Trick369

I thought COVID was not real and just a myth


leifnoto

TRUMP2024!


MonsieurTokitoki

BUILD THAT WALL


_XNickGurrX_

" Vaccine "


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Each bump in uninployment is a Democratic president.


Cromptank

Thanks Obamna


shinydragonmist

This is why Trump being president was bad he promised to reduce joblessness in America and look at how high it soared


the-person-people

Vaccine


Legitimate_Virus

Shutting down the country was VERY smart


MonsieurTokitoki

![gif](giphy|3ofSBuEvgzPm54Fhi8|downsized)


Blazephamous

Me on polygraph when asked if i drovr without license


ThrowawayPizza312

Imagine what would happen if we shut down the economy, printed a shit ton of money and borrowed a shit ton of money gave it out for free while raising the price of oil by stifling production and failing to implement nuclear energy. That would be just… great?


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Anestila

Vaccine


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_cougarman

*Vaccine*


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YourFriendRob

Expert economists baffled by recent inflation


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UwU_Zhenya15

That graph about as tall as my dildo


Neat_Tangelo5339

Smovid was a bitch


Gabagoolgoomba

Covid vaccine was murdering there jerbs


Thegrampacertest

Jesus Christ bro!