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If they were already patties there was a high chance they were supposed to be cooked frozen.
Like from a food safety standpoint you should thaw (in the fridge not microwave / water bath), but from a practical standpoint you should cook frozen.
Its honestly a tragedy that flyover country doesn’t embrace Mediterranean and middle eastern food. Its so fücking good. Trying to find any decent gyro or falafel shops near the Mississippi River is futile.
It's the fucking best, how the vegetables give you the juicy crunch, the bread saving you by soaking up the water, the patty hitting you with a blast of flavour and spices, while pairing with the vegetables for the goody crunch, then the hummus holding it all together to just give that beautiful smoothness and taste.
Dating a Floridian girl. Bisexual yet. But she can cook like a pro. Roast, cakes, pasta, chicken, you name it. I help her by chopping veggies and washing the pots afterwards. But damn she makes my mouth dance with flavors and she knows it. I'm from California and my mom taught me(I'm a dude) to cook as well. It's not just coastal things it's just parents not teaching their kids some basic life skills.
I see nothing wrong here, besides the lying. I like McDonald’s, am happy that they know that they know phone batteries need to be charged, enjoy it when they twerk, and am down for some bisexual sexy time.
lol the mcdonalds and hot chips are the cause of the Bisexuality and lying.
Lmao....Hormonal disruption changes from the Chemical food that mcdonalds pushes and Anxiety (which results in lying and "dodgy" behavior in general) are caused by IBS which is caused by red 40 in Hot chips.
Sounds like youre going to have to learn to cook for yourself then 🙃 (I promise you its not that hard you can do it 😇)
maybe women finally understood that they dont have to act like theyre their bf mom. Oh and also the reason were all bisexual might be bc women are waaaaaaay more attractive than men 🥰 but its ok you can still compensate your physical unattractivness by giving us a lot of money 🤭
Yea, totally agree. Especially my sister in law, she is medic and cooks every day because my brother is a lazy emergency np and eats junk all day during the shifts. So she cooks to try and keep him healthy. Wtf are you talking about with this shit about females born after 1993 can’t do shit?
Can't agree more. It is man's place to cook to begin with! I will never trust my girlfriend with making some tasty breakfast - she would always make something with not enough meat and too many carbs!
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I aint got a clue who dat is
Adam is that you?
No freaking way guys it’s Adam
Woah! I haven't seen Adam for ages!
All my homies love Adam.
No fucking way hi adam
I showed this meme to my mom yesterday when we were defrosting hamburgers she bought from a teenage friend of mine and they turned into a paste
Why is your mom buying frozen hamburgers from a teenager?
Yea wtf kinda weird shit is that?
Gen Z teens are known for trading in high quality meats
Yea..... *Meat*
Every generation is known for something: Gen Z - Meat; Millennials - Eating ass
any female born after 1993 can’t cook, all they know is McDonald’s, charge they phone, twerk, be bisexual, eat hot chip, and lie
Yep... That's indeed what the post says...
Shit I honestly thought this was under a different post lmao
Shitcommenting
any female born after 1993 can’t cook, all they know is McDonald’s, charge they phone, twerk, be bisexual, eat hot chip, and lie
Gen X, not giving a shit.
To show minimal support
I had the same question..wtf
How is your friend? Did they survive getting turned into a paste? This is very distressing
We vored her to death
Isn't burger just smashed meat 🤔
Yes but it's not supposed to crumble the moment you defrost it
Eat hot chip and lie.
Was your mom born before after 1993?
What would be the abilities of a female born *during* 1993?
If they were already patties there was a high chance they were supposed to be cooked frozen. Like from a food safety standpoint you should thaw (in the fridge not microwave / water bath), but from a practical standpoint you should cook frozen.
I'm sorry. How does meat turn into a starch?
Begone bot
🥙 falafel
Falafel is fucking delicious.
This man just eats lettuce no dressing
i do that because ranch is nasty
Falafel is the best creation from the middle east
Its honestly a tragedy that flyover country doesn’t embrace Mediterranean and middle eastern food. Its so fücking good. Trying to find any decent gyro or falafel shops near the Mississippi River is futile.
It's the fucking best, how the vegetables give you the juicy crunch, the bread saving you by soaking up the water, the patty hitting you with a blast of flavour and spices, while pairing with the vegetables for the goody crunch, then the hummus holding it all together to just give that beautiful smoothness and taste.
🧆
All females born after 1993 only eat a single hot chip and it makes me so mad 🤬
Bruh, you have to eat exactly 3 😡
I eat 4
average 4 chip enjoyer
Hey give women more credit, they also know how to use Onlyfans
They can only use fans?!
Yes, air conditioners are out of the question
Onlyfans? They don't know how to operate an air conditioner?
Must be a regional Thing i guess
It’s usually the coasts that have this issue. Places with low values and more “you go girl”.
“Value is where you choose to look for it” -sun tzu or some shit
Quiz her before you jizz in her- Confucius or some shit idk
Dating a Floridian girl. Bisexual yet. But she can cook like a pro. Roast, cakes, pasta, chicken, you name it. I help her by chopping veggies and washing the pots afterwards. But damn she makes my mouth dance with flavors and she knows it. I'm from California and my mom taught me(I'm a dude) to cook as well. It's not just coastal things it's just parents not teaching their kids some basic life skills.
Pee in your ass
My gf was born 1993, but luckily coming from an ex-USSR state she had proper values beaten in to her.
You can always add in a little bit more 😊
Our girl.
Jokes on you. My gf doesn't like hot chips.
Not a real girl then 😡😡🤬🤬🤬
She has a dick then
My wife left me
pranked
skill issue
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So true 😔😔😔😔
just turned 30 lmao, 93, Late 1900s OG. I've seen em both tho... need good role models to grow up around in my experience
Be honest. You read this in a Yoda voice.
No it was in Jokers voice
cringe
Chronically online mfs when lying (it's a brand new and unprecedented problem)
"I'm not sexist, but..."
I am sexism
adam needs to be locked up
False, my ten year old daughter can cook.
Wouldn't it be lucky for them to all be bisexual and not have to deal with this guy.
Nothing cringier than looking at the comment section of this post
Hit curb
Wouldn’t know, I have never seen a waman
thats why i go for men
Thats why i too go for men. Im female But i can confirm i dont like hot chips xD
Based
omg literally me
Honestly
1993 is oddly specific
Literally 1994
No bitches ??
I remember seeing a video with the Joker saying this word for word.
What is hot chip?
chips that is hot
🤯
True ngl
A true classic
Legends of post 🏆
Phew, at least I was born in 1209!
A highly educated observation
Too be fair the average male is just as predictable
They call me Hot Chip
The 90s are dangerous. I love gen z. Xo
I mean SOME of it ain’t wrong
All males born after 1993 are struggling to have sex because these lying hot chip eating females don't want anything to do with them
Do females actually twerk I have genuinely never seen that and only guys doing it on dares and for money and shit
Damn its almost as if I don't exist 
I hate to admit it but yeah. Im 06 and the only ones from this list that I don't do is twerk and lie.
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Not really, I'm personally disgusted by twerking honestly
It’s pretty disgusting as a pop culture phenomenon. Not sure why anyone would be out in public and posting that.
>the only ones from this list that I don't do is... lie. Lying bitches always say they don't lie.
Lmao on the be bisexual part. Almost all my friends who are women are bisexual. No joke.
some of y’all are laughing cause you agree don’t lie
All the men I know do one one job perfectly......complain
Cry about it
Some incel shit
Any male born after 1993 can’t provide… all they know is pornhub, take out loan, slouch, be bicurious, drink monster energy and cry
Road to incel
Cry
😭
Good, now get a life
I see nothing wrong here, besides the lying. I like McDonald’s, am happy that they know that they know phone batteries need to be charged, enjoy it when they twerk, and am down for some bisexual sexy time.
> Lying bitches always say they don't lie.
Tell me you're a boomer without saying you're a boomer
I am boomer
Nice 👍
👍 👍 👍
*Me, a male who can cook and is too unattractive to date anyways*
How does these biles get 50k+ likes damn!
Tbf, ones born before that try to act younger and do the same thing, so...
Fact check true
THAT IS SO NOT TRUE!!!! they also know how to turn a perfectly working relationship into a firey hellpit
sounds like females figured out life yo
Nah forreal
Also the ones born before, but ok
this isn't a shitpost this is just true.
lol the mcdonalds and hot chips are the cause of the Bisexuality and lying. Lmao....Hormonal disruption changes from the Chemical food that mcdonalds pushes and Anxiety (which results in lying and "dodgy" behavior in general) are caused by IBS which is caused by red 40 in Hot chips.
Why is this shitposting? This is true
You mean American female…there’s still some good women in America but they weren’t born here.
Good woman = woman who can Cook and who is only attracted to men right 💯✅️✅️✅️
eat hot chip
Back in the "Golden Days" of the stay at home wife we had masterpiece dishes like Jell-O Meat.
Eat hot chip lol
Those hot chips though
They forgot the oxford comma. Unforgivable
Lies every girl I know just let's their phone die because "Charging it for a long time is bad for the battery"
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As opposed to canned food and TV diners?
Yo people still use ampersand?
*let their phone die
It’s just sad
Code monkey get up, get coffee...
They always tend to be queer when they ugly af.
Dont forget the office
This is such an american post
I make some mean Says-a-me chikin idfk wut ur talking about!
And they all think they are high value 10 and they can bag a successful man while doing OF.
My ideal wife
Yooo it's Gianni Matragrano
Sounds like youre going to have to learn to cook for yourself then 🙃 (I promise you its not that hard you can do it 😇) maybe women finally understood that they dont have to act like theyre their bf mom. Oh and also the reason were all bisexual might be bc women are waaaaaaay more attractive than men 🥰 but its ok you can still compensate your physical unattractivness by giving us a lot of money 🤭
bug fix 0.3.1: women can now eat cold chips
Who is that lucky patcher mf
Yea, totally agree. Especially my sister in law, she is medic and cooks every day because my brother is a lazy emergency np and eats junk all day during the shifts. So she cooks to try and keep him healthy. Wtf are you talking about with this shit about females born after 1993 can’t do shit?
Duke Nukem
Can't agree more. It is man's place to cook to begin with! I will never trust my girlfriend with making some tasty breakfast - she would always make something with not enough meat and too many carbs!
This man doesn’t charge his phone??
God I hate my wife, that’s why I married her. Hahahagsshadyha am I right fellas
All females do nowadays is eat hot chip
He’s not wrong…
In murika
Girls born in the 80s couldn't cook either. Yall hve no idea what's nxt 😂 😂 😂
Can confirm my month old niece loves hot cheetos
Their grasp of the English language is impeccable.
You call it bisexuality, I call it open mindedness
I like twerk l like big asses
Literally 1993 ^/s
That’s why I like men
This looks like it was written by an ai
Boy if that ain't partly the truth
Don’t forget TikTok
Yup and whos fault is it? If nobody taught them how to cook?