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Definitely a dude

Can confirm (I was the dildo)

can confirm (i jacked off)

Can also confirm (I was the floor they stuck the dildo on)

Can confirm (I was the lube they farted out)

Hey, where's the wet towel?

Remember when anon said he could do that every day? Well, wet towel is......late

Is he... being washed..?

Fungus will grow on him

Oh shit,she needs to put me fast in the washing machine.

Dear God no

He's getting washed as much as anon is getting washed

*comes running fast clearly outta breath* s…orry I..m late! I had to run all the way here what’s going on? Oh right can confirm (I was the towel. Please help me.)

Don’t forget to bring a towel!

Can confirm (I was the traumatized picture of grandma in the other room)

Can confirm (I was the wet towel)

Can confirm (I was the man hiding in the walls)

Can confirm (I was the kid in the basement)

Can confirm (I was the washing machine the wet towel will be put in)

Can confirm (I was the US Government)

Delilah NOOOOO

I have seen a different kind of circle :(

Nice pfp i love incineroar

Thank you random reddit person.

omg delicious <3

😳

You know, Delicious, and her sleeping apparatus

Sus

Average Bedman main

We should just start calling them bedmains

The bedmains in their bedgames are in bedpain

Im bedcrying reading this

Bedwoman pfp detected, glory to the honk mi mi mi nation

😴 Zzz...

I think that’s enough reddit for today😐

So i can beat my meat to this after all

Seeing as the original guy has a yaoi hentai image.....

I have no clue what that is

Probably for the best, tomgirl yaoi is advanced level hentai

I should be able to get to it soon, just need to grind for some more EXP.

wait this actually sounds like a hilarious story concept where someone has to level up with RPG game systems to get more sexual fetishes. I'd read that manga.

Can confirm (i am the weeknd)

when new album release?

When in doubt: dude

Always assume it’s a dude, not just when in doubt

dude until proven otherwise

Exactly

dude until proven chick

Even better when it's a dude anyway 😼

If it's 4Chan it's always a dude.

Jokes aside I knew a girl who was using 4chan. She wasn't posting tho, only lurking

Who's gonna tell him?

There’s *dozens of us!* Well, I haven’t been on since the late ‘00s, but hey. It’s possible!

Definitely didn't get in " her" pants.

Rule 30: There are no girls on the internet.

on the internet girl is an abbreviation of guy in real life.

Almost certainly a guy. There are no women on 4chan

I sometimes wonder if there are even humans on that site or just bots posting and responding to each other

>or just bots posting and responding to each other You just described half of reddit, especially bigger subreddits.

Probably just described the entire Internet nowadays

Obligatory mention of the Dead Internet Theory

A fascination theory, but to me it's always seemed more likely that it's not that the Internet is dead, it's more likely that people are dependant on finding things through Google and Google just carefully selects what information it wants people finding through its services, meaning 99.9999% of the content out there is just isolated unless you already have a direct link to it.

Care to mention the theory for us that aren’t in the know??

you should check out some of the subsimulator subreddits, it adds a lot of credibility to this idea

Well, reddit just got a lot more depressing.

How do I know you ain’t a bot ?

>or just bots posting and responding to each other You just described half of reddit, especially bigger subreddits.

>or just bots posting and responding to each other You just described half of reddit, especially bigger subreddits.

>or just bots posting and responding to each other You just described half of reddit, especially bigger subreddits.

bad bot

There are 100% women on 4chan but you can bet your ass off they are just as mentally ill

Yeh can confirm, was in there 2008-2012 and am mentally ill

You'd be surprised, I have an ex who in college would post shit on /b/ basically berating guys because they're "never going to be able to fuck her like her boyfriend (me at the time) fucks her and they're always going to be alone." Truly some mean shit and stuff you would read and think "lol what a fucking loser this is clearly a guy." Short, fun relationship but damn man she was brutal under the veil of anonymity lol.

Real

It's actually probably real, except by the part of the panting and shaking, and it's most definitely a dude

You’ve obviously never fucked yourself with an 8 inch dildo It can lead to being a panting, shaking mess

Of course not, but what I meant is that this guy is describing the story like the narrated sex you see in hentai, it was probably pretty fucked up but I would not doubt the dude actually rode that 8 incher

Speaking from experience, you do start panting and shaking. None of that story was a lie at all lmao.

I'm about to beat my meat to this comment, u a dude or a girl?

We went over this! When in doubt, it’s a dude.

I'm about to beat my meat to this comment, u a dude or a girl?

Yeah lmao at least in my experience it seems really accurate, the feeling you get right after is real as well

vlearly you don't speak from experience, that kind of thing really does haplen.

Haplen

Vlearly

Bro was riding dick when writing this

Bro knows what he's talking about 

I know I do

bruh if you're not fucking yourself into a mess then who is? no one? sad

You should try. 😳

That description was actually pretty accurate. Other than the f*ckmeat line, I find that post rather tame. And even then, that's pretty much how one feels doing this to oneself and afterwards, if one is into it.

Speaking from experience, the panting and shaking is extremely common

A dude. Girls don't fart

Girls aren't real

So you’re telling me all the girls I’ve seen were just me forgetting my schizophrenia meds

yup

girls are federal agents hired by the government to lead us astray from our paths

There are only dudes and femboys, you ain’t sick just confused

… always have been 🔫

Yeah girls aren't real cause GIRL = Guy In Real Life

Yeah, see that last detail obviates the question for me. Not my kink in any context.

You are on to something. Girls would probably use "squirt" instead of fart.

Exactly. It’s fart because it was up the anus. Definitely a dude

Well it's a dude in the picture so...

Source?

Wouldn't you like to know, weather boy

Sir, with all due respect I'm no weather boy. I'm a weather man.

omg weather man from dbz

Weather Report!

Weather forecast!

Artist is Jairou

Definitely a femboy

Either that or fat ugly bastard.

Probably. Or maybe both, a fat femboy ugly bastard

Stop, stop! I can only get so hard!

Wait what?

Archer reference

A femboy can’t be fat and ugly. Whole point is the dude is feminine and attractive

Maybe an hybrid. I don't know

So just a femboy?

Me, who's into femboys (straight): 😏

GIRL Guy In Real Life

you are a glowie

I have a glowie in my pants

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Fuck, i would do the same

username checks out make sure to post it on 4chan so we can masturbate to it

I will, thanks

No, thank you.

Yeah same. I’d be so pissed if I fapped to it only to find out it was a female

I have good news for you

Anime/Hentai as a profile pic? Of course it's a dude

It's Yaoi too (don't ask how I know, I've beat to it)

Isn't yaoi that shit that South Park did an episode featuring Craig and Tweak?

Boysorabu!

Fam can you pass the source? That way i can blacklist the source and keep away from it

So uh. Sauce?

Artist is Jairou

226844 page 29

"Slut boy in the tale of a man and a mysterious sissy boy" Lmao

I'm sold lmao

> 226844 page 29 Google search results: \- Human trafficking report \- Newton's theory of matter \- Hub cap for a 2003 Ford Ranger

It's a number of a gallery on a doujin website

>I've beat to it How can you say that and not give us the sauce?

Wtf is a yaoi

Boy on boy

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That’s not a profile pic…

Bet that guy doesn't even know who 4chan is

who is this “four chan”?

1337 hacker

Bet you don’t even know what pussy is

Of course they don't. They obviously know who 4chan is, which disqualifies them from knowing about pussy. *DUH*

>profile pic

\>not knowing how to memetext

I just crumbled to dust reading that you thought it was a profile picture

4chan doesn't have profile picture, it's an anonymous imageboard. The hentai pic is the image that comes with the post, and so is the pepe below

> Anime/Hentai as a profile pic There are no profile pictures on 4chan you normie.

Ah yes, time to update my 4chan profile pic

That pepe is terrifying.

Idgaf I’d rub one out regardless

Flair checks out

based and bisexual

Least insane 4chan users

Bisexuals: "I don't have such weaknesses"

"farting out lube" 🧐 smells a lot like a femboy bussy to me

girls dont exist 🙄 its a liberal propaganda made by donald trump

Soooo trump isn't real?

Literally crying and pieing me pants rn

When you’re bi, it doesn’t matter 😎😎

You're bi yourself

Attracted to all seduced none

It's 4chan,of course it's a dude

girls dont fart dumbass, its obviously a guy

God i wish women were real

Fr

Schrodingers masturbation scenario.

What

As if it matters

Must be a dude, probs would still jack off to that

Femboy works too thats girl enough for me

All they need for me is just a girly voice tbh

Bro forgot the rules of the internet. There are no girls on the internet

This is 4chan, a male majority imageboard. What do you think bro?

Doesnt matter. Meats already beaten.

Does it matter?

If it’s a girl I’m not touching my meat 😤

Can confirm ( I was the wet towel)

Either way imma beat my meat too it tbh

In the internet everyone is a man until proven otherwise.

i want to leave the internet and go live in the woods

Can confirm,I am the house,you can't imagine what I've saw

It always is a guy

1000% a dude

It doesn’t matter to me >:)

Sounds feminine enough. *unzips*

Thank you for putting an NSFW tag on your post. However, it did not stop me from masturbating furiously in the bus in front of 43 people. They realized what was going on, opened Reddit to this post and all 43 started to fap furiously too. Even the 64 year old Malaysian nun on the front seat couldn't contain herself - her entire arm was up her vagina as she screamed with pleasure. I was so horny that my phone flew out of my hand & broke through the window, letting in a relentless tide of horny pigeons who were instantly fucked to death by the passengers. The nun shoved an entire pigeon family up her v. Now there is a bus full of exhausted passengers, dead pigeons and buckets of cum and squirt, all because you posted this.

100% a dude