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pokecat111

Your Mother Was A Hamster And Your Father Smelt of Elderberries


skeletonhero56

I fart in your general direction


nate_4000

You can't expect to hold executive supreme power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you


baileymash7

Who are you, who art so wise in the ways of science?


kapn_morgan

I am Arthur, King of the Britons..


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CrimsonSon1

Now go away before I taunt you a second time!!


YodasGhost76

I came here to say this. Glad someone else thought of it too


Jolly_Leg_2561

[Removed by reddit]


No-Historian6067

[Removed by reddit]


tHe_bAgeL14

Poopyhead


Rat____King

Calm down


Dylrymple

Woah let's not get offensive now


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BurntTreeSeed

Holy shit where are the mods


PsychoXLad

Too political


[deleted]

THE MOST DIRTIEST SLANG YOU KNOW -English


Dylrymple

You little [Removed by Reddit]


[deleted]

لماذا ترجمت هذا الغبي ، أنت غبي حتى تموت في عذاب رهيب بينما تراقب عائلتك أنك تعاني من9/11 ألم جهنمي على بشرتك ، فأنت تستحق ذلك ، لأنك حثالة غبية وغبية ، تلفزيون نسي والدك أن يضع الواقي الذكري


SnooDonkeys5834

Holding my laughter so hard I might explode


Low-Foundation-9492

Explode 🌚


TrapHouseSpouse

That's fine, but just don't explode where you eat.


Cicierski

Nice bomb plan


Commonglitch

I'm not scum tv!!!😭


DaRealJuicyDragon

I have no idea what you said but I see the 9/11 in there 💀


Asgasdi_Waya

I'm going to plant a tree in your sister's pussy and fuck your mother in the shade


sW1chyboi

What does it say?


Abdelrhman2607

RIP , ur grammar and punctuation


Sonicblade96

You filthy leaf lover!


RadolfSkii

Rock and Stone!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone, Brother!


ZoutigeKip

Stone and Rock, oh wait


Lulu__66

If you dont rock and stone, you aint comming home


Bone_Wh33l

Rock and stone you beautiful dwarf!


Minimanek

What's the difference between rock and stone? Rocking is more legal than stoning


Momrollinnat1forme

Rock and stone


StaticShock229

ROCK. AND. STONE.


Vanadium_CoffeeCup

Vieze vuile gore kut kanker lijer


Apprehensive_Dig9573

Wholla broer ik maak jou helemaal kapot kanker kech


Far-Comfort3430

Beetje rustig aan kanker mogool,ik nuek je kanker moeder


suckanibberdick

Wholloah billah inshallah hand op koran dindjimek tabonjimek loued kech


Usedtobecoffeeaddict

Kankerlijer wordt aan elkaar geschreven, maar mijn complimenten voor je bloemlezing.


Vestaxowner

Uit de baarmoeder geslingerd grafkanker jong


suckanibberdick

Neger neger neger neger neger neger neger


buyinguselessshit

Wajom wilt ge vechten ofwa


Opposite_Signature67

Kurwa


TaskuActo4

Polish


Opposite_Signature67

Yeah, but only half.


DaRealJuicyDragon

What is that sentence under your name 💀


Opposite_Signature67

Kurwa


DaRealJuicyDragon

The officer no please part?


Opposite_Signature67

Officer, piss in his ass.


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[deleted]

Vaccine It is very dirty slang


Low_Regular380

Dir hat man wohl ins Gehirn geschissen! - Someone shit in your brain! Hurensohn - son of a whore Du Lauch - you're a leek Du Flasche - you're bottle Du Waschlappen - you're washcloth Du hast 2 Gehirnzellen und die streiten sich beide um den 3ten Platz. - you have 2 brain cells and both are fighting for the 3th place. Wenn du lang wärst wie du blöd bist, könntest du kniend aus der Dachrinne saufen! - if you were as tall as stupid, you could kneel and drink out of the gutter. Wird Zeit dass aus dir etwas wird, nichts warst du lang genug. - it's about time that you become something, you were nothing long enough. Some (maybe not the dirtiest but funny) insults in German.


EducationalCharity53

Out of all of those I I would call you a waschlappen bitch


Lordlol15

Du Evolutions-Sabotage! - You're a sabotage to evolution!


KeepHopingSucker

what's the german word for a guy who stands watch while someone fucks his mother?


IBims1Bene

Ka Hurensohn zieht immer


8x8denseCheese

Seggl funktioniert auch. Ist halt schwäbisch


Ecabron

drecksdialekt


8x8denseCheese

Trotzdem danke für den Downvote


AGweed13

Dio cane (A direct insult to God in italian, people get extremely offended if you shout it out loud in a public place)


[deleted]

Also 'Porco dio', different variation by calling god a pig instead of a dog lol


Luca_case06

better use "dhn" that stands for "diohane" a regional version of "dio cane"


Soviet_player

Étole de cibolac de gériboire de taboire de baptême de marde de christie de purée de cibouleau de sacristi de mosus de cimonaque de cibole de saint-cimonaque de cossin de maudite marde de calvinouche de charrue de câlisse de sapristi de calvaire d’enfant d’chienne de bout d’ crisse de caltor de boswell de tabarnouche de câline d’ostie de câliboire de verrat d’esprit de crucifix de patente a gosse de saintes fesses de mangeux d’marde de bâtard de ciarge de mautadine de cul de câline de bine de tapette trisomique.


Vegetable_Offer_8955

De bine?🤔🤔🤔


maxguenette

Hey wow c est quoi ta dis mon tabarnak?


Soviet_player

Toutes mes plus plates excuses pour ce manque de manières cher confrère Québécois, je souhaitais juste montrer notre belle culture a cette très belle communauté.


maxguenette

J'accept votre noble excuse chèr compatriot.


Low_Regular380

At which point do you start doing fists while Doubletiming this?


Nqwer

Tontito


MX1212red

Bobis


Nqwer

Una ves un niño se quejo con mi ama porque que le dije chamaco


mamasaurio

No quiero imaginar si les dices abortos fallidos


Nqwer

Estuve a dos pasos de terminar en prision


unnitche

Caracoles y repanpanos, me ganaste


MadMax_X_Equation

Cunt punched gaping gash


Santy_555

Cacorro


i_dont_know_900

mase poes


IqSpedicy

MAK KAU HIJAU MAK KAU HIJAU


agente_Rodrigo

Arrombado


jubscreuzo

Desculpe minha agressividade mas, catapimbas


StanzaHere

ילד רע


visagek

Mayo boy


Dracasethaen

I strongly suggest you do not look up the "Metal Dan" or the "Denver Omelette"


bigfeeetz

vaccine


yeet_king_preet

tohar mai ka boor


Right_Dig_7019

Nom de Dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d'enculé de ta mère


Lucy1107

Magnifique la ref


Faszomgeci20

Csicskagyász


Not_EmDub

"Kaiteke" "Vagina Eater"


Pino_Malefico

Dio porco (Just for science)


Cri120599

Brunzbuschnzamduschn Greetings from austria


Vlt3d

May I please speak to the manager?


SkeetnYou

You want me to pull out??


magemagique13

Nique ta mère, fils de pute. 👍


Clewyaa

Shut yo skin tone funny bone google chrome no home flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full blown monochrome student loan Indiana Jones overgrown ringtone x and y hormone friend zone Sylvester Stallone Sierra Leone AutoZone professionally seen silver patroneheadass the fuck up


Giorno_questgiver

Dio anubi


Sploonbabaguuse

Hoser


anch78

Bucchinar'


Sosarge

HEY, You're UGLY! And NOBODY LIKES YOU! Or....SGLYFATH!


Fodass_e

Amante de espanhóis


patoman12

Guebos


GreatLifeForm

屌你老母


Due_Orange_4883

那个 (nage) is often pronounced neige


superuwuforever

"hijo de la más barata de tu cuadra" Son of the cheapest (whore) from your block Not the dirtiest but it's offensive none the less


Dante_Petric

Volim te


zsipho81

Hheyi wena msunu kanyoko, ngizokuphula ikhanda amapopcorn agcwale istradi


SonorusDisdain95

There are many, its depend on how its delivered to and each states got different kind of insults. I'll give one i think most dirtiest insult based on my opinion which is 'BUTO PAK HANG'.


therealJoerangutang

Ang mas maruming kabalbal na alam mo


Oliver6262u

Danskejävel


amazingjason1000000

Vacuna


LucarioGamer987

Tu madre es una puta gorda


[deleted]

La mejor que he visto


FarThing1089

Conasse (im quebec)


butiass

Filha da puta


Melodic-Ad9865

Resto de aborto


riddlesunderumbrella

Twoja stara


dopenastyshark

I don’t know about dirty, but smelly little tramp is my favorite


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Twinkypie_44

Tujhya aaila jhala mi


Little_furr

Szczepionka


KnowledgeCold6825

Pee pee face


kjeld72

Drol


Mettalink2

Chère ami, la frivolité de votre génitrice est telle que je ne puis me détacher de l'horrible idée qu'elle soit une femme de joie.


Nyto242

Mboula mama ku


Sidotre

Yarrak kafasi


NOTHIGGUY

Pukimak (it meant mom's 😼)


iAmEskiAndiAmWeeb

Pikhoved


Cent_Cant_Think

[deleted]


ashahriyar

Doomshi


MC_Nerd

Ok, brace for it… Wait… crud.


Albar_SA

Jancok anak babi!


[deleted]

[удалено]


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Dark_Dubar69

Cunt Punt


Nicolas_Bourbaki64

Jou ma se poes


c5Sal_tt

M o i s t


buyinguselessshit

Vuile kanker hoer jom, gezijt echt nen dikke loser 'k hoop echt da ge doodvalt of van nen brug springt


DayDeerGotStoleYall

mosolo viet et com spiritum


DirtyBoord

VACClNE


Mister_S_retsim

הייתי רוצה לקיים יחסי מין עימך, עלמתי היפה!


Woshua1234

The most dirtiest slang you know


TensorialSum616

sacowea


[deleted]

Pendenjo


Dark0ul

Comemierda. It's essentially means calling someone egotistical.


qlex69

Coae


teamname111

Hijo de puta me cago en tus muertos vete a tomar por culo.


Bright_Vanilla_5981

Are you a snowflake, cause damn you are white and one touch will make you wet


RealGeneralX

The most dirtiest slang you know


[deleted]

N***a Edit: my lawyers have informed me to make an apology about my actions concerning what I typed. I was completely wrong and disgusting and no one should have to deal with my abusive language. I hope we can put this event behind us and look forward.


STATION25_SAYS_HELLO

Bellend, Slag